I think OZ is turning me gay, bros
>>214659025>turning
>>214659040s-shut up!
Chris Keller is the best character on the show.
So many dicks.
>>214659771I was really surprised by how large this guy's meat was
It's fine, OP. Oz only turns you "prison gay". Also>I NEED TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
>>214659835I'm surprised the bikers let a kike with a huge star of david tattoo be a member of their gang, or that Shillinger never did anything about it regardless of whatever truce the bikers and Aryans had
>villain is evil because...he like's to have a good time
>>214659666For me, it's Bricks
>>214659937You mean Kenny?
>>214659904That spoon scene was fucking brutal
>>214659835i recall hughes having even bigger
>>214659952I TOLD YOU, IT'S BRICKS
God damn I wanted to fuck this nutty broad so goddamned bad. The scene where she pulls up her dress to show the Christian kid her pusy, and the scene where she's getting railed by the guard in the middle of the night while Doakes watches from his cell get me absolutely diamonds every single time
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>>214659025I'll be honest, I really did feel like I was being psy-opped into turning gay watching this show. So much gay sex (consensual and non-consensual) and gay relationship drama in it
>>214660048reminder the guy who played mcmanus was fucking her at the time
>>214660015SHUT THE FUCK UP!https://youtu.be/G81QEqXt0gY?si=ULqNQqJLUaUTVF6I
>>214659025>deliberately sits down to watch a gay soap opera>"This is giving me gay thoughts, b-but it's the show's fault!"
>>214660069All I got from watching it was a pretty serious mommy dom fetish, but I do wonder why a show about a bunch of guys in prison just buttfucking and killing each other all day is so incredibly comfy
>>214660101I hated this character so fucking much. I wish patrick star had more screen time than her.
>>214660101this woman was so unattractive I found her sex scenes did nothing for me
>>214660178She has nice legs but weird tits. Better than getting sucked off or buttfucking your celly.
>>214660196Imagine having her beat you off in the tub just to give you the ol toaster treatment right as you're about to coom
>>214659835Wait isn't that the bassist/vocalist for Biohazard?
>>214660101>molests your retarded brotherHeh, nothing personal, O'Reily
>>214660244Yep. Oz had some pretty good musician cameos
someone post Dinklage's scene webm
Adebisi was a funny character and I think they killed him off too soon. He was literally the "BBC booty warrior" that makes every man afraid of prison. The actor was a natural comedian, too.
>>214660279Holy shit lmao I had no idea that was David Johansen
>>214660304kek, seconded
>>214660357Yeah, ol' Buster was walking kino
>>214660304>>214660362https://youtu.be/P_upIJYfRkc?si=AB6q9kiIaw-RLmEc
>>214660304>>214660362
>>214660459Mega kek
>>214660459holy cinema
>>214660449>>214660459lel
Aging pills
>>214660459Prison? They shoulda given this man a medal
>>214660449And he has the audacity to tell other dwarves that their roles are degrading.
What the fuck did this guy do throughout the course of the entire series?
>>214660513>me at 20: wow this is the most retarded plot arc ever>me at 37: holy fuck i'm getting old i've wasted my life
>>214660553probably tits and buttsex
I NEED SOME TITS
>>214660547This is actually the role he was talking about when he said it was degrading for him
The most plot armour of any character ever
>>214660641>"hey this guy was talking shit about you">gets any of his opponents killed in secondsYeah that was pretty bullshit lmao
>>214659666is that bobby from the sopranos in black?
>>214659666for me, it's Omar
>>214660674he's there to keep an eye on carmela
>>214660641Why didn't he have a bigger hollywood career? All he has done is the all state commercials and oz
>>214660083bryan callen getting some practice in for the comments on the fighter and kid podcast
>>214659025>turninghmm
>>214660723Good question. Kinda sad to be a main character on HBO's original prestige hour long drama and get careermogged by Luiz Guzman. My guess is he got typecast, hence him being the embodiment of mayhem in the commercials
>>214660641Nope.
>>214660817what was with his dad being full on brown and his grandfather relatively white?
>>214660723used his Oz clout to become one of those Special Guest Star circuit actors, and god bless those people, they used to be the backbone of TV
>>214659956I didn't get this scene because I'm not gay. Was he using the spoon to dig out shit so his cock wouldn't get too dirty or was it just torture?
>>214660817>Is almost brutally murdered by Miguel multiple times>still tries to save him>still tries to save miguel even after he cut out that guards eyes This chink nigger was fucking stupid
>>214660861just a prank bro
>>214660817it doesn't end well for Miguel
>>214660861just torture
>>214660861it was to get the drugs out
>>214660723>Why didn't he have a bigger hollywood career?Probably because he starred in B-movie trash. He was the leading man in Hellraiser: Hellseeker, one of those cheapo direct-to-video sequels, and once an actor becomes associated with that kind of thing, he'll never make the big leagues.
>>214660641whats plot armour mean?
>>214660847Beats the fuck out of me, but it probably is part of the reason why Luis Guzman was so mean to him and called him Michael
>>214660931>once an actor becomes associated with that kind of thing, he'll never make the big leagues.That's not true at all. A lot of those direct to dvd movies are what aging A-list actors use for tax write offs.>>214660933plot armour means that the character somehow always gets lucky and is never in any actual risk or danger
>PETER MARIE PETER MARIE PETER MARIE PETER MARIE PETER MARIE PETER MARIE
>>214661052most annoying fucker ever
>>214660984>plot armour means that the character somehow always gets lucky and is never in any actual risk or dangerthank you anon
>>214660888Nothing ever goes well for Miguel throughout the entire series and it's implied that even though he doesn't die at the end, he'll never get out of Oz, even through death. It's infernal plot armor - Miguel is more or less doomed to an eternity of punishment - but it's still plot armor. No matter what happens to him, Miguel's stuck in hell forever.
>>214660984>A lot of those direct to dvd movies are what aging A-list actors use for tax write offs.But not younger, up-and-coming actors. The A-listers do the dvd movies at the tail end of their careers. If you start out in the dvd gutter, the A-list is unattainable.
>>214661082Yeah, funny how in a show with a massive cast where 99% of the characters are irredeemable pieces of shit, Giles stands out as the most fucking irritating guy on the screen in every scene he's in
>>214660641the first time i watched oz was when it was aired weekly on tv and i started tuning in maybe a few weeks before beecher had his limbs brokenit was surreal going back to the start and seeing o'reilly get beaten up and his head flushed by ortolani in the pilot given his untouchable status through the rest of the series
what a cunt
>>214660931>>214661133DiCaprio started out in Critters 3. Brad Pitt's first major role was in Cutting Class.
>>214660641plot armour is just another word for luck of the irish
This is quite an Oz-stounding thread
>>214661229It's even implied that ryan was raped when he first got to Oz
>>214661229Dude! Spoilers!!!
>>214661308Beecher deserved everything that happened to him. He was an alcoholic who murdered a little girl while drunk driving. I have no sympathy for him.
>>214659025Christopher Meloni is a hunk, but the cock just doesn't do it for me.
People who actually been in prison said that prison rape isn't that common. Any man on man sex is consensual. So all the Oz characters that ass rape or whatever are faggots.
>>214660101The sex scene between McManus and Carmela from The Sopranos was pretty hot.
>>214660178She looked like Leno in drag.
>>214661522It'd make sense. I mean, he's pretty cute, but from personal experience, rape tends to be more of a power assertion thing that just happens to feel kinda good (not in a gay way like OP) so it'd make sense for his character to have developed that kind of heartless, snakey strategy if being a mere, rowdy drunken mick street tough just got him raped when he first went in. Notice that he also NEVER tries to rape another character, and gets obsessed with Gloria.
>>214661632s-stahp, I can only get so hard...
>>214661589Yeah, his is pretty unimpressive. He's no Adebisi, that's for sure.
>>214661664I was speaking about cock in general.
I did not care for Oz. It insists upon itself.
>>214659666>>214659771>>214659835No homo, just documenting cocks.
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>>214660526If it had been Warwick they would have thrown a parade for him
Why are all these guys so hung? All 3 of the guys you posted are 7+ inches erect
>>214663636they get half a chub before their nude scene
>>214660641It's because his brother was a writer on the showNot a joke btw
>>214663636My guess is they're wearing rubber bands to constrict the blood and make em bigger.Or simply this >>214663677Just like buff actors do some pushups before a shirtless scene.
>>214663677Lol I do the same shit
>>214663712Who, the retard? That explains a lot actually
>>214663714I was gonna call bullshit because there was zero CGI used for this show (so they couldn't just edit the rubber band out) and it would have been incredibly expensive to mask the rubber band with prostheticsBut I actually looked at each of the pictures closely, and yeah, they all have rubber bands around their cocks and balls, and I never noticed this until you pointed it out. That's actually really clever (mis)direction - the camera is never really focused ON their cocks, and the half-hard dicks draw the eye away from the rubber band.
>>214663599This guy looks like a homunculus. His head and cock are too big for his body
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>>214659025>he was in for only 17 years and 364 days you monster
>ITT: brothers who need Allah
>>214664332supreme allah
>>214660048>while Doakes watches from his cellkek, for some reason, it's absolutely hilarious to me when people call characters by their actor names or other characters they played. Like when somebody'd say "yeah, Neo was wrecking shit that action movie". No idea why it's so absurdly funny to me.
