Movies you tried to show a woman and it just failed.>be me>dating this 6/10 qt fat girl who gave good head>wanted to watch my favorite movie, picrel>she's hugely into horror like midsommar, \/\/itch, etc.>turn it off>she complains after like 30 min>tell her it gets better>still complaining after an hour>tell her it gets better>she doesn't like it at all>didn't even like the scene with all the little sams >didn't even laugh at the ending at s-martwhat the fuck are with women sometimes?
>what the fuck are with women
>>214659225>good ending cutI would have gotten the ick too
>>214659225I think we have to accept that Army of Darkness is basically a kid's film, and we enjoyed it at the time because we were kids. It doesn't hold up too well today. The scene where Ash faces the horror-hag in the pit is the only spooky scene. After that, it's all Three Stooges shenanigans.
Megalopoliswhatever i only want to date patricians anyway
had some girl over and showed her from dusk till dawn. HUGE FAIL! I don't know what I was thinking. she just left no second date.showed another girl The Mummy. she loved it. she's my wife now. learn from my mistakes anon. always shows girls The Mummy and she'll call soon she'll be calling you daddy!
I showed my homosexual boyfriend The Return of the King. When Frodo and Sam were making eyes at each other, me and him started making eyes at each other too. Then we went and bounced on the mattress together, just like our favourite hobbits.
>>214659225Your mistake is not showing evil dead 1 and 2 first so she can understand Ash’s arc and the gradual shift to comedy before the full blow adventure of Army of Darkness
>>214659225This is an "old movie" to zoomettes and she got the ick. Not enough irony or twisted psychology for her. >>214659832filtered
Why do you niggers expect kinos you love to resonate with women at all? They're your kinos for a reason. It's a good thing they don't like them.
>>214661343You gotta have your personal kinos and then sub kino for girls, a good rule is picking out things a child would enjoy.
>Liking Witch and Midsommar = Liking shitty campy horror from the 80'sAre you retarded?
>>214661326The movie is very ironic and twisted though
>fat girlProblem IDENTIFIED haha >>214661363also this
>>214659225My gf loves the Evil Dead movies and showed them to me, although Army of Darkness is her least favourite she still finds it fun. She has pretty good taste in movies for a woman.
>>214661945How old?
>>21466195847
>>214661363>Army Of Darkness>ShittyHoly pleb
>>214659225Why the hell did you force her to watch after complaining?
>>214662167Some fat chick that gets off on nu-horror like Midsommar is going to think campy horror is shitty yes.
>>214659225Is it true that the fandom for this is quite small?
>>214659225Army of Darkness is more like an action movie and a comedy set in medieval times. From what you said, it seems she prefers spooky horror.
Her favorite movie is midsommar. How did you not know she was retarded?
>>214661958Same age as me, 25.
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