>The truth is...I just REALLY like big dicks. I want to have trouble handcuffing the thing...Realistically, how do you respond without sounding mad?
>unzips
>>214660871It's over
>measure my dick for the first time >it's actually 6.7" not 7" like I thoughtIve been seething the whole week since that im in dicklet territory. How over is it for me bros?
>>214660871You must really love yourself then.
>>214660871Wow same.
>>214660871A shame because she's an unfuckable hag.
>>214660871she doesn't mean only literally big dicks>>2146609286'7 is literally bigger then averagewomen are encouraged to think of dicks as "big" in order to make the man feel good. she just means hard dicks. she just loves dicks is what she means. yes she likes big dicks but she really is just saying she loves dicks.
>>2146610156.7 is barely above average for non dicklet races
>>214660871>>214661015>>214661098she literally means she wants thick girthy dicks, she says it RIGHT thereRachel McAdams wants my big white chode hammer, my coke can cock.
>>214661087the whole show has a theme of gender relations. on the one hand, everyone loves big dicks, but also, she really just loves dicks and men and sex. but the whole show she is uncomfortable about her sexuality, about being a woman, about dicks and men and sex. she's obcessed with being able to defend her self against a man. so when she makes it about specifically big dicks, you could read it specifically as her being defensive and lashing out at the target of her affection. she really, just loves dicks and men, but she feels insecure about it, so she's lashing out at men by size shaming.
>>214661087as someone who loves dicks and getting fucked. 5.5 is big enough. and literally six or anything bigger is fantastic, and 7 inches or bigger and it actually starts to get annoying. porn emphasizes big dicks becuase porn is visual and you don't actually have to feel the big dick. and also because really big dicks are a fantasy for men. in reality, its actually fucking annoying. i prefer dicks that i can just barely fit in my mouth, not dicks that i literally can't suck because they are too big.
>>214661158>on the one hand, everyone loves big dicksspeak for yourself, faggot
>got chance to lose virginity and couldn't get hard>could only get a 3 inch half chub and dick looked absolutely pathetic and smallIt's actually fucking over. I thought ED from porn was a meme but it happened to me.
"That nice, anyway as I was saying women who don't have triple ddds and up aren't wife material"
>>214661203thats still cope because chicks can just get boob jobs
>>214661203This but with AAs.
>>214661214Cope do you think I give a shit what a chestlet thinks? if she does get a boobjob to get with me I sitll win, she loves me so much she went under the knife. It's a win win for me.
It was really weird when she stood up and started signing ILIKEBIG COCKS AND I CANNOT LIEAnd the other guys started dancing. What a weird show.
>>214660871I watched this season with my mom. It was weird.
>>214661365why? there was already sex and ass eating and anal and daddario tits in the first season, why would you watch this one with her?
>>214660871That was beautiful, thank you for sharing.
Is this what she meant when she said she liked big guys?
>>214661573>the board on screen is taken from 2015>also, there's a cunny threadit's been 10 years...
>>214661098a girl i worked with once mentioned how sex in a pool or something was good because the pressure made her feel it moreand it just made me think the bitch must be loose as fuck
>>214660871Oh like this?>*unzips penis*
Why is it my job to make a comeback whenever you retards pull some out-of-context quote from a movie? Think of your own damn answer you loser.
There isn't enough Vinceposting in this thread
>>214661573UUUU
>>214661573Literally me
>>214662222yeah that's a trash pussy red flag
what did she want him to do?
>>214662467Probably some weird roleplay shit
>>214662467Consensual non consent probably
>>214660871you overpower her and spank her until she cums
>>214662931
>>214660871Women don't care this much about sex do they?
>>214661130it's also implied she was raped as a child in the series and seeks the same dick difference as then
>>214663217If they really like you or love you they don't really care about your dick size unless they are severely traumatized. Also, there are marital aids like vibrators, etc. if things are really bad.
>>214663471I don't know the context but it looks like she's absolutely devastated and throwing a tantrum over not being sexually fulfilled. Seems kinda rare for women to feel that way irl but maybe im wrong
>>214663217Sex is a points based activity. Dick size is worth maybe 3 or 4/10 and can be made up for in other areas.
>>214663217Do men?
>>214661015C O P EO PE
>>214660871>how did you get into my home, the door is locked
>>214660871she's literally me
>>214664566Ya just look at 4chan
>Gets a big payout>Irrelevant so no one will come after him>Travels South America with the slut cop and the huge titty red headHe won
A big dick is mostly for show. When I watch porn and the dude is huge he can only ever get it halfway in and you can tell he's been careful, I'd rather be able to go full force and pound away without worrying about hurting the girl
>tfw 6in length, 6in girth
>media portrays dick sizes as waaaay bigger than realityDaily reminder that there is a 20 thousand dollar prize to any man who will show up and get professionally measured at 10 inches or above and after all these years nobody on earth has claimed it.Daily reminder that dread the man who is known in porn as having one of the biggest dicks in the industry got measured and was barely 8 inches if that.This site shows you world stats and how you measure up:https://calcsd.info/
>>214665541Yeah it always amuses me when I see a video titled "12 inch dick destroys girl" or something like that and you click on it and it's like 7 inches at most
>>214661196porn induced ED is very real. My problem when I had it was id get hard but then go soft again after a while without being able to finish. It took months to maybe a year into my first relationshio to be able to ejaculate from just normal sex, then years to ejaculate from oral sex. Shits all good now though, but its painful getting over it.
>>214665566>see amateur BBC stuff>dick is average at best
>>214665566Also not to mention a HUGE majority of girls in porn are like 5 foot or less and also like 100 pounds so that the guys dicks look huge.
>>214662222Water is fucking terrible lube
Women will tell any lie to avoid telling the truth.>she's just not into youWhere the fuck is she going to put it, into her interdimentional TARDIS pussy that is bigger on the inside?
>>214660871does chinese finger cuffs count?
>>214665841its just more fun playing with a big cock and it feels nice knowing your bf has one
>>214664659>>214662931>>214661098Damn, she's a babe.She's approaching 50 and still looks incredible. Plus, she is super cute!
>>214660871Break off a chair leg and fuck her with it, then beat her.
All this big cock talk is extremely gay. Normal straight women are not into big cocks, its the same thing as straight women not liking extremely buff men. Itt fags obsessed with comparing dicks
>>214662467Re-enact her rape obviously
>>214660928>>214660928>6.7"you guys measure in tenths of inches in India?
>>214665494No sphereoid cunts eh
>>214660928My dick was always really weird, the length was almost completely random, sometimes really big and sometimes average. Having a big dick isn't great, when you get older it barely works at all.
Virgin test : Would you rather be 5’4” tall but have a 9 inch dick, or 6’4” tall but have a 3 inch dick? You can’t say neither
>>2146674614'4 with a 15 inch dick
>>214667461Let's meet in the middle and go with 5'10" and a 6 inch dick
>>214667532>I'd rather have no redeeming quality, thank you
I'm 32 and been masturbating by dry-humping pillows since I was 8 years old.When I was 13 I started ejaculating while doing this, completely flaccid.I would still get boners a lot of course, and would wait for them to go away so I could go back to rubbing and squishing my dick against the pillow until I ejaculated while flaccid.I tried a few times to quit when I was 22 because I learned it was bad. I could keep a boner for 5 or 10 minutes and jerked off but never could ejaculate that way.In 2019 I did nofap for a month. I was unemployed and this gave me the motivation to find a job. After I did, after a month of not masturbating, I did, and ejaculated without an orgasm after 40 seconds. I kept going and ejaculated again after 10 minutes.I did not like the hours so I started sleeping 5 hours a night and drinking coffee to cope. After 6 months of this I felt numb to reality. Gained a bit of weight, but not much (BMI 20 went up to like 22). A year later I did nofap again. It took me 20 minutes to finish, after a month of not doing it.I also began to feel a tightness in my perineum. I was always somewhat active but for the first time I was on my feet 40 hours a week standing in one place, or sometimes walking around. I think I might have crushed something one time. I was rocking my hips mostly to masturbate like this. I never was slamming my hips or down or anything but once it did hurt and after that I did feel this tightness where my scrotum meets my thigh or even in my perineum. My balls always felt a bit numb after that. My dick has some grayish patches on it. Not gray just grayish.
>>2146678126" is only a little under most girls' ideal sizeStop watching porn and Hollywood demoralization
My libido also plummeted from lack of sleep.I was not able to have sex when I finally got a gf at 29. I had to get viagra after multiple failed attempts where we were making out naked. Finally after using Viagra the 2nd time I was able to get hard and fuck my girlfriend for 5 minutes before I went limp then got hard a few minutes later to fuck for another 5 minutes. Never ejaculated. We had sex only a dozen times and every time I went for 5 to 7 minutes and then didn't finish. She didn't either of course. I did what I could with fingers and mouth but a lot of time she wanted nothign after that.After we broke up I finally went to a urologist. Told him about my prone masturbation and he said it wasn't a big deal. I kept taking Viagra from GoodRX, generic version. I had sex with another girl and was able to do cowgirl but it was a struggle and I was also able to have sex with a condom for the first time. But I did not cum and neither did she. The entire thing lasted maybe 20 minutes.I lost my job a few days ago and now I've been sleeping a lot more. In another few days this will be the longest I've gone with this new sleep schedule. The thing was, whenever I had vacations I'd always have morning wood but it would go away fast once I was awake and I couldn't really get hard for that long. Sometimes when I was at work I could get erections. I still have tightness in my perineum and this feeling like something is just out of whack inside my balls, like a tube got pulled out of place or smushed. It's been like that for 5 years now. When I go hiking I get this tightness too, after a mile or so of walking. I'm not fat I don't smoke I don't do drugs I don't do much of anything like that.
I masturbate once a week now roughly. I don't feel much libido anymore. My testosterone was tested and is 558 ng/dL. I went to a physical therapist and did a bunch of exercises for pelvic floor dysfunction per my urologist's recommendation. She stuck a finger up my ass to relax my pelvic floor muscles and suggested I get one of those double ended dildos to put up there to help. I thought it was a joke but was professional about it. I appreciate her recommendation but this just feels even more humiliating and emasculating. But maybe it will help. I don't know. I do not know what to do anymore.I have tried masturbating with lotion for 40 minutes or so with viagra and my dick just feels numb so I can't cum and my boners when I do get them now last like 60 to 90 seconds on their own. I cannot have sex without a viagra pill that gives me a stuffy nose. I really hate my life. I know this is my own fault and I know I did this to myself. But it sucks knowing I will probably never have a normal sex life. This morning I woke up at 5 a.m. and I had morning wood, extremely strong, for about 30 minutes. Then it went away. I could have fucked like a machine during that time. But now that I am awake I cannot get a good boner for anything.itll last like 60 seconds tops.
>>214667812I guarantee 99% of girls would rather their bf be average height with a 6 incher than a dwarf with a freakishly sized cock
>>214668002This is so cool! I just love how everyone is so comfortable with their sexuality! Its so freeing!!!! Peace and love!!
I have a massive dick as every woman I’ve ever fucked can attest
>>214667118dicklet cope
Its been a year and 5 months since my oneitis of 10 years finally let me into her life. We talked for 8 hours and then started making out and went to her bedroom to have sex. Because I had drank roughly 17 to 25 drinks because i was a hardcore alcoholic / extremely nervous i wasn't able to get hard so we laid in bed awkwardly and I panicked and asked her to be my girlfriend like an emotionally stunted retard and she immediately got out of bed and put her clothes on. I got black out drunk the next night and called her on the phone and cussed her out for 30 minutes. I then tried to drink myself to death. Woke up in the hospital. Been sober ever since.
>>214668046this but unironically
>>214668136Decadent faggot. No one wants to hear about your experiences with dicks
>>214668198puritanic skizo
>>214660871Nobody cares what whores think
>>214668255>shaming whores makes you puritanicalYoure pretty smart. Very nuanced.
>>214667873yes ans 5"10' is also under girls' ideal size>he's short, but at least he's… well he's also small so idk
>>214668405Years of guys rounding up their height mean girls overestimate. They see a dude who's 5'10 and think he's 6'6'2 master race here, before anyone accuses me of being a coping manlet
there's something so primally satisfying about being jacked and packing and slamming away at your wife with full depth in a position like mating press
>>214661158>genderno such thing
>>214667532>>214667968are you guys attracted to absolutely average women or is that something only women feel towards average(You) men, in your mind?
>>214668517this guy fucks
>>214662467She shits from there..........
>back in college>female classmate said she wanted a man with a big dick>ask if it's because she got a big pussyshe gets mad
>>214668465Im also 6'2" but I wear lifts to make me 6'4" and say im 6'
>>214669173Based>Captcha: gayps
>>214666833that show came out 10 years ago when she was 35
>>214668002>11 inches is the biggest dick I’ve ever see in real lifeMen need to stop lying and warping these women’s minds, also this is probably just a demoralization ragebait vid anyways
>>214660871You fuck her brains out. Literally.
>tfw 5’3 short king with 8/9 face + 7 length 6 inch girth.>in the top 1% of total dick size worldwide>cock looks enormous thanks to mini height>purposely wear grey sweat pants every time I go out shopping>catch women staring all the time even with their boyfriends>have had multiple women just walk up to me and give me their numbers and even had a women just grab it while we’re talking>have had women tell me we should do onlyfans vidsIt’s that easy bros, don’t fall for the online demoralization and just be confident.
>tfw working with a 4x4 hose but still bedded over 50 babesImagine caring about dick length lmao. Couldn’t be me
>>214660871Sometimes you just have to take the L gracefully. Idk why you anons think you always need a witty comeback. I have a small dick and I’m PROUD!
>>214668517very true
>the protagonists lose, cops win and ray dies all because the incel main villain sperged out over finding out his mom was a whore
>>214667532>he's literally me
>>214661158What’s the show called?
>>214670475
>>214670852True Detective
>>214670988Caspere knew this
my penis is small
I am above average. so I wouldnt be too uspet. And she was probably just saying it in a trolling manner
