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"Joe, it's hard... you realize: 'The mansion ceiling is too high and this used to be my favorite chair, I haven't sat in it in two years'... because it's in the fourth bedroom in the second wing. I envy people who live in a trailer"
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>>214662125
did he talk about his hairline ?
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>>214662165
alrigh alrigh alright
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>power move
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How did his son end up a manlet
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>>214662275
Height comes from your mother's genes.
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He came across as such a boring, megalomaniac. I only could listen to like 20 minutes of it before I turned it off.
Rogan is so shit now, I can't remember the last time he had a good episode.
The Carrot Top one was hilariously bad too, Carrot Top is so fucking boring. Was kind of funny watching Joe squirm, and having to try and lead the conversation, talking 10x more than he normally does. Carrot Top was just such a boring blackhole.
The Charlie Sheen one was just jerking off about old holly wood for 2 hours, you can tell Joe wishes he didn't move away from LA, but can't admit that he's stuck in shithole Austin.

The Theo Von podcast with Louis CK was weird as fuck too, was normal for the first hour, and then it turned into Louis crying about being a gooner for an hour. Fucking pathetic.
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>>214662254
His desk is too messy and big, put that shit on a shelf
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>>214662354
>“We cannot fully appreciate the light without the shadows. We have to be thrown off balance to find our footing. It’s better to jump than fall. And here I am.”

>“We all have scars, we gonna have more. Rather than struggle against time and waste it, let’s dance with time and redeem it. Cause we don’t live longer when we try not to die. We live longer when we are too busy living.”

― Matthew McConaughey, Greenlights

its a gold mine:
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/78998213-greenlights
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>>214662254
Yooo, he's little too free with the feet here, no one wants to see that shit.
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>>214662354
>You said it best
Stopped listening to this shit show a couple years now
Fuck him bias ass faggot
The one episode with the FBI director were Joe never pushed back while knowingly the FBI man was twisting stories and telling lies

And lets not forget Joe's CIA handler who he lets on everytime when something happens and again Joe lets this CIA guy twist the narrative and tell lies Joe always goes happily allong with everything this guy says gaslighting everyone who is listening to his show

I just got sick of this shit Joe is a piece of shit scumbag who happely sold his soul
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>>214662125
Boomers are ignorantly evil but gen-x are just pathetic. They have all the wealth and power boomers had yet constantly bitch and moan as if they had it hard while desperately trying to hold on to their youth.
The reason why we're in a creative drought is gen-x are creativley spent but still hold the mantle because millenials are too economically fucked to contribute, zoomers even more so.
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>>214662683
Faglenials have nothing to contribute
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>>214662304
I'm taller than my dad and all my mom's brothers
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>>214662354
>>214662443

>"Damn."
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>>214662125
he sounds like the dumbest person that ever walked the planet lol
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>>214662254
the chimp posture on the neanderthal is crazy
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>>214662125
his oscar speech was kinda listenable ,and he looks alright in interstellar other than that this faggot hasn't done anything worthwhile
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>>214663643
how come left hasn't caught up to his right wing tendencies
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>>214662275
vaccines unironically
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>>214662354
Kek I didn't make it past the first hour of theo's episode with CK. I couldn't bear to listen to Louis wax poetic about being an author for any longer. You make the second half sound much more interesting actually
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>>214662354
Didn't listen to it but not surprised about Carrot Top after watching him on Kill Tony (which was/is also shit). He didn't make one off the cuff joke or observation the entire night. Just pulled random shit from his prop chest. Some of it was funny for a second but completely out of place. HHH showed him up lol
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>>214662443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyWnjCCC5I
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>>214662443
>>214663862
kekekek
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>>214663862
"A spaceship to mars without needing your pilots license"
"...."
"A love letter to life"
"ok"
"I always loved bumper stickers"
"what?"
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>>214662354
Lol you actually watched the whole thing? What a fucking idiot
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>>214662354
Yeah he's surpisingly fake and not down to earth at all.
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>>214664057
just look at the cover
Actors are just so vapid
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>>214662960
Your dad's not your dad. You might want to have a talk with your slut mom about that.
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>>214662683
>They have all the wealth and power boomers had
The boomers are still alive, retard, they still have the wealth and they're giving it to everyone except their kids when they do die
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>>214662304
>>214664203
@grok is that true?
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>>214662354
He needs less waffling celebrities, especially actors. If you get a celebrity you can do podcasts well, like Tarantino, that's fine. But he should just go on a roll for a bit with interesting non-celeb guests to get back in form.
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>>214663038
>My mother was a yeti. My dad was an alien. I joined Delta Force Team 6 Ground Branch where I took down Putin (the original, not the clone). I was going to be deputy director of the CIA because I was dating the presidents secret super model daughter, but after hacking microsoft I discovered the secret to crypto and started bitcoin and decided to retire instead.

>wow. That's crazy.
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>>214662125
He is the most boring cunt ever talking about god and shit. Legit one of the worst JRE’s ever.
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>>214665828
That legitimately sounds like the plot of a Hideo Kojima game. Metal Gear Solid 6?
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>>214662125
There's nothing stopping him from still living in a fucking trailer if he actually wanted to.
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>>214662510
I think I've only watched two episodes since he moved to spotify. What's the name of the cia handler?
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MM bingo
>20 different made up stories about his childhood, mostly him and his brothers riding bikes around
>Fence sitting about gun control
>Jesus loves us, dude, God is my savior and shit
>Hollywood is "complicated"
>Rust Cohle, man, what a guy
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>>214662275
He looks like mutt
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>>214666395
Mike Baker
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>>214662254
golem get ye gone
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>>214662960
Height has to do with nutrition and care during your earliest years. It's why people have been getting taller overall throughout time. Society is better than it ever used to be.
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>>214665585
Nope
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>>214662304
Fuck no my mom is a womanlet and I'm 6'2
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>>214663620
You realize we’re all “higher” primates, right?
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>>214666595
You think you can hook me up with your mom?
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>>214666871
Nah. I'll sell you her used underwear if you want though.
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>>214662354
>I can't remember the last time he had a good episode.
ian carroll
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>>214666519
it also has do with sexual selection by women. Less rapey societies grow taller
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>>214667119
Nice one anon, keep the manlets down with your sneaking comment, very based and red pilled, gonna hop on discord, you on?
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>>214662458
It’s rude to do this at anyone’s table, even if you ask. If these guys were like childhood best friends that’s one thing.
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>>214662125
He did show his shaved butthole in Magic Mike, and that's saying something.
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>>214667188
Do you deny that women prefer taller men?
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>>214666519
Wrong. height is practically entirely determined by your genetic; factors such as HGH excretion. Nutrition will only make a signification difference if you're chronically nutrient deficient, which is practically impossible if you live in a developed country. We're talking less than 1000 kcal, <1g protein per/kg + macros.
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Why is this guy so popular? Don't think I've seen him in a movie since that one movie where 4 dudes end up in thailand from drinking too much
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>>214662354
>I can't remember the last time he had a good episode
Metzger, who should come on at least once a month. He should have both him and Tripoli on the same time because I'd love to see him try and control that room.
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>>214663038
>>214665828
Kek. At least to Sean's credit all the people he interviews do have crazy shit going on so it's hard to have any other reaction than "woah"
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>>214667716
Interstellar and True Detective.

If you give him the right script he is a really good actor. But he really did peak with True Detective and hasn't done anything significant since.
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>>214662458
>>214667383
I encourage women to do this though
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>>214664152
Isn't that a masonic hand gesture?
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>>214662510
>bias
Why is this such a common mistake? I really don’t understand. The word is “biased”
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>>214666595
My dad is a manlet and I'm 6'3''
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>>214669562
stealing your dad's height gains is a dick move bro
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>>214662960
turd worlder? finally got to drink milk past infancy?
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>>214669249
Dallas Buyer's Club was pretty good, too.
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>>214662683
turns out this is just the expected generational cycle and rich millennials will just end up doing the same shit.
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>"When I was 18 years old I was knocked unconscious and molested in the back of a van by a man"
Alright alright alright
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>>214662125
I live in a trailer. I'll happily trade with you, Mr. McConaughey. You come live here and I'll take your billion dollar mansion with all the chairs you don't use.
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>>214662683
Here is what you are missing. Every generation comes in two flavors.
Gen X's are,
1. The burn out, the slacker, the NERD. This group range from no bodies that have done nothing with their lives to people like Kevin Smith and Kurt Cobain. They love to bitch and moan, but never have the power/money to do anything. Even IF they do, they implode into a mess and nothing changes.
2. Yuppies. Boomer-Lite. Mall Culture, cocaine, parties, neon, pop music, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Think Gordon Gecko and Farris Bueller. They DO have the power/money to change things, but they don't because that is not profitable
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>>214662125
So sell your mansion and buy a trailer?
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>>214662354
he's nothing more than a UT professor in theatre arts you get any more out of touch than that. He's a pale imitation of your average Texan. At least Haralson sounds more genuine because all the weed destroyed his brain to make him sound like your average Texan bumpkin
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https://youtu.be/I66bfR_fpBs

What’s his angle?
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I often walk around the house and keep repeating that line from Magic Mike:
>The law says you cannot touch... But I think I see a lotta law breakers up in this house tonight
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Why do people mock that which they don't understand?
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>>214666905
>Yes please
How much do you ask for them?
How many days has she been wearing them?
You think you can make her do requests?
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wow turns out he's not a heckin' cool nihilist like Rust and it was all some dialogue written for him by some overpaid writers room.
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>>214662254
This is fuckin nasty.
>>214669414
I love woman’s feet and hell no. It’s rude as shit and unless we’re in a flirting mode, rudeness shrivels my dick.
>>214664224
Boomer parents abused the shit out of me and taught me no discernible life skills or discipline. Slowly getting my head on straight but I’m in my fourties now and I’ve been robbed of many life experiences. People talk shit about bootstrapping but when you were raised by two narcissists, you really get your wiring screwed and you fail at life so easily. I ultimately know it’s my responsibility. Nobody will/can fix me except me.

Anyway, when my parents divorced I was six. My dad married a fucking cunt who took to making my life a living hell. She was awful to me and would scream at me and slam things just for doing things kids do like leaving the toilet seat up, not squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom up, and scraping silverware on a plate.

When my dad died I was 30. He told me I would getting firearms and miscellaneous items. He left no will and she gave me and my siblings absolutely nothing. Fucking bitch didn’t even give us ashes or let us know when she was scattering them so we could at least be there or know where she scattered them.

When my grandparents died, my mom got $90,000 from the sake of farm land. That was split between four kids mind you so they left there kids items plus almost a half million.

My mom got that money, gave my siblings and me (three people) each $1000, and threw about $50000 into her house. The same house I was raised in that had dog shit and plates of rotting food buried under piles of dirty clothes.

I’ve ansk asked her a couple times if she has invested the rest. She hasn’t. Won’t even put it into a money maker account. We’ll get the house but it’s filled with asbestos and the basement is torn to shit. She’s never maintained it outside of getting her bathroom, kitchen, and living room redone.

The greed is really amazing.
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>>214662254
>art bell picture on the wall
based
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>>214662275
>can have any 10/10 white actress in hollywood
>ends up with a 4/10 brazilian mutt
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>>214669606
manlet cope and seethe.
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>>214666595
It comes from your mom's dad not mom herself.
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>>214662960
Who's gonna tell him?
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>>214671820
legit a tragedy
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YWNBAW.
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there are no good podcasts or youtube channels or comfy long format videos anymore to watch/listen while eating or playing something. it's depressing
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>>214672192
>NOOOOOOOOO NOT 5 MINUTES OF SILENCE I NEEEEED MY MEDIA CONSTANTLY STREAMING INTO MY BRAIN AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!! AHHHHH FUCK I LOST MY AIRPOD IM GONNA KMS NOW I CANT BARE THE SILENCE
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>>214662125

So now its ok to be a bubble minded weird as fuck dude if your dick is 15 inches long?
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>>214671218
Ryan Gosling... isn't me?
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>>214672240
kek true
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>>214672240
When I see posts like yours the very first thing I think is “that person definitely practices mindfulness”.
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>>214673227
... live in the moment, taste the food, eat good.
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>>214672192
Depends on what you’re into I guess.
https://youtube.com/@themissingenigma?si=ZANRqgdoK7r9yUXj
https://youtube.com/@mulliganbrothersinterviews?si=9bwGxAP7B2KVT2fz
https://youtube.com/@barelysociable?si=pn1lNL2yB9Hll0pC
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>>214673324
Chop wood, carry water, wojacks.
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>>214673431
*chop wood, carry water, post wojacks
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>>214662443
Too bad it isn't from something Television & Film. McConaughey posting could have been the next big thing!

>"Time waits for no men. Or women. Time knows no gender nor discrimination. Like, our newborns. Having children means over-saving our present so we can have a future."
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>>214662354
Yeah, this whole format where you listen to a dude, who let's be honest here only got big because of his good looks, meander on for 2 hours about every superfluous thought he has. These celebs do well in staying away from podcasts.
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>>214665828
For me? It's the tranny Seal. That guy was fucking nuts even compared to the other guests.
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>>214673610
kek
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>>214662254
this pissed rogan off
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>>214673610
>>214662443
damn.....
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>>214662275
Cuz he married a stinkin beaner
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>>214673324
Have a negroni, have two.
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>>214662125
this is what more celebs are like when you get them away from their handlers, complete narcissist nutjobs
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>>214671615
Some parents can be insanely selfish, I don’t know if it’s just a boomer thing tho I’d imagine millions of children right now are being handed a phone and shoved in a cupboard to rot. It’s easier to forgive them when you accept that they’re just dumb animals, not properly sentient
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>>214662254
>The dogs are out >:)
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>>214664152
Is this really the cover? kek
Looks like a parody of a book cover you'd see on a comedy of sorts
These actors are seriously with no self awareness of their narcissism
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>>214671218
this. He even says he didn't understand the character. He's just a very good actor and had good direction on what to do. In the end just a massive narcissist.
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>>214674391
At that level of fame I think self-awareness and humility would be a weakness, you'd be constantly second guessing yourself and crumbling to pressure if millions of people were watching you.
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>>214662125
He's literally a scammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrPsgs1xNIc&t=1s
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>>214674391
>"We can catch more greenlights by simply identifying where the red lights are in our life, and then change course to hit fewer of them.”
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>>214674438
doesn’t jared leto have something similar? honesty you can hardly blame someone who gets that famous for thinking that they really are god’s gift to the rest of us. that’s exactly how the people around them treat them.
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>>214673976
1/2
> It’s easier to forgive them when you accept that they’re just dumb animals, not properly sentient
Yes and no. One thing my mom did do was put me in therapy. The therapist was really weird though and I think he had a codependency thing going on with my mom. Not sexual but definitely way to involved and defended some her behavior inappropriately.
>mom early-mid 40’s
>me preteen-early teen
>older brother early twenties
>mom decides to fuck brothers best friend who is also early twenties
>this was done openly within my immediate family
>therapist says it’s her life and everyone should mind own business about what she does
The therapist always told her she needed therapy and wasn’t well. She would get so fucking angry when when anyone, including us kids, would dare to suggest her behavior was a problem in any way. Me? Well evidently I was sick enough to be hospitalized three times but she didn’t even need individual therapy.

I was married with kids once. They weren’t mine but I was raising them as my own. I made many terrible mistakes that cost those girls. I was very sick and confused. I still however managed to take responsibility and get back into therapy even though the first one (I believe) was very ill himself and set me back. I did what I could to be better for those kids at the time. We all have responsibility even when confused, uncomfortable, and scared shitless.

I know my parents were raised terribly too. They still bare responsibility.
So
>grow up in a household hostile to males with sister obvious golden child with both parents
>two boys high school dropouts past filled with serious drug/alcahol addictions and scrapes with the law and minimal life long financial success
>one girl lives in expensive suburb and is a MSW who lives in a quarter million dollar house and takes minimum one vacation a year and gets a new car every 2-3 years
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>>214674438
>“All destruction eventually leads to construction, all death eventually leads to birth, all pain eventually leads to pleasure. In this life or the next, what goes down will come up."
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>>214674664
2/2

I agree with you though, we aren’t fully aware of reality when we are sick. My parents are part of a very loooong chain of dysfunction. I do what I can to break that chain. It’s MY kharma I don’t kick it down the road to others as best I can.

One day I may be fully conscious myself and have no confusion. Or maybe not :)
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>>214662443
>>214673610
i read these in his voice
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>>214674424
Yeah it's weird they care so much about fame. I'd just be happy with the wealth.
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>>214662304
Fake news, height is a lottery, cuck.
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>>214675056
Not that I agree with that anon because I don’t, but who your mother is a lottery retard. Did you somehow choose yours? It’s all a lottery yes, but the pot that’s drawn from consists of the genes from your family and that includes your mother dumbass.
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who the hell are these anons and how did they get in my lincoln? did i dream them or did they dream me



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