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Why didn't they just adapt either Aliens: Stronghold or Aliens: Earth War into a tv series? Why do Theater-kids get to take over beloved IP's?
>>214672554How much of a timeskip for season 2?
>>2146725543rd for Kinocellus>>214672609Too expensive, doesn't fit with Hawley's pre-existing ideas, would be nice and we can't have that
>>214672554the fuck is jaw sweden?
>>214672609Romulus 2 will wash the taste of this self-contained Hawley fanfic away and it’ll all be like it never happened.
>>214672712'ate 'em, simple as
>>214672733say it out loud
>>214672609How do you fix the ending to Earth War?
>>214672759Romulus sucked several cocks, at least Erf isn't just a collage of ripoff moments.
>>214672759Hopefully that is the case
>>214672805I thought the ending was good
Why was Wendy so surprised that hybrids can die when she was the first one to get so damaged she shut off?
>>214672816Romulus action setpieces and horror scenes were all new. It had a few references to previous movies. Even if the entire movie was derivative, it would still be better than Earth, because it would have ripped off good things, rather than invent bottom of the barrel dogshit things.
>>214672934Because she has the mind of a child. That is the answer for any question you might have about why the hybrids do anything.
>>214673079Damn, A:E really hit gold with finding the equivalent of>it's magic I ain't got to explain shitBut for character behavior
>>214673118unironically
>>214673079Are you a sick fuck if you... You know...
>>214672934>>214672934>>214672934because the writers forgot what they wrote the answer to any question about this show
>>214672554>>214673144This bitch is autistic anti charisma. Hopefully, her career will never recover the interview
>>214673191i think shes a little q t p 2 t
>>214672759romulus is worse tripeslop
>>214673218Romulus is 2 hour slop, this is 8 hour slop and cost like 3x as much to make.
My idea for season 2>Takes place farther into the timeline, during Isolation>Wendy is "living" a normal life in Sevastopol station, pretending to be a human, she does this over and over, goes to a place and stays just long enough for no one to realize she doesn't age.>The alien outbreak starts, wendy uses her alien communication skills to try and stop it, but there's a queen on the station>The series focus on Wendy and the queen trying to gain control over the rampaging aliens and trying to kill eachother>This will explain why Amanda Ripley wasn't immediately overwhelmed by the thousands of aliens in the station, they were too busy fighting eachother.
>>214673272>queenNo Cameronslop allowed in my Isolationkino
>>2146726991000 years hopefully Then they can do what they like and not effect 'CANON' I LOVE CANON
>>214673209there are many cute women. Few are as autistic as Chandler
>>214673309The devs said there was an unseen Queen in the station, is the only way to explain the hundreds of aliens and fachuggers crawling around.
How is this thread still allowed after drinker's sentence?
They should rip the bandaid off and make xenomorphs public knowledge in universe. I'm tired of stories about people encountering xenomorphs for the first time and everything being covered up.
>>214673258so romulus is more expensive with less going for itnot even my problem
>>214673272Oh word that sounds like kino. Doesn't have to be Sevastopol though. Another colony or space station would be fine too.
>>214673375Alien Earth budget 250 million (and makes no money)Alien Romulus budget 80 million
>>214673272>>214673380For all the talk about corporations, there is zero mention of Seegson in the show.
>>214673424sneedson is not canon
>>214672816>>214672998ROMULUS WAS AND IS BETTER THAN WHAT WE ARE GETTING FROM EARTH!
>>214673453fuck OFF Earthnigger your shit is the only thing not canon.
>>214673468>fuck OFF Earthnigger your shit is the only thing not canon.AVP isn't canon either
Isolation is canon because the save stations from it are in Romulus. Cope, Noah.
>>214673468prometheus and romulus isn't canon either
>>214673553I'll be sure to take your jeet opinion into consideration next time I rewatch the Alien series from beginning to end whilst omitting Earth.
Romulus was decent. How is Covenant? Must be better because it was made by Ridley.
>>214673756Isolation and Romulus were made by people who liked the first two Alien movies.Everything else in this cursed franchise is made by people who either hate it, are merely using the brand to support their otherwise original and unrelated script, or both.
>>214673756Michael Fassbender's performance as David in Covenant is my favourite thing in the entire franchise. Covenant is great if you just accept beforehand that Ridley got cucked by producers and 3/4 of the way through the film he has to quickly bulldoze his way through an entire Alien movie storyline to get some xeno scenes for the trailer and marketing. There is some lost potential because of studio meddling but there is a lot of great stuff in it. Far better than Romulus IMO.
>>214672609too expensiveit's not to appeal to existing alien fans, it's to create whole new alien fans
>>214673978>too expensivenigga Earth is the costliest production in the entire franchise history
>>214673756>Romulus was decent.Romulus was awful but I appreciate that people still exist to fund jobs in Hollywood, a famously dying industry.
>>214673866hey that's my wife!for me it was walter, best droid
>>214673998There's no way in hell this cheap looking show cost more than $100 to make.
>>214673998it's also 6 times longer than anything else made in the franchise
>>214673998quit hating bro, noah hawley wanted to take a vacation to thailand. nothing wrong with that
>>214673998even romulus is more expensive
>>214674102Why are you lying?
>eye monster design is very simple >Alien suit looks very poor and goofy>Fly looks fine but was very underutilized>plant thing was seen like once and never againI just can't think on how the money was spent.
Guys they're stealing our eye-fu.
>>214674037It was made over covid and a bunch of strikes.
>>214674188they made the eye puppet but they can't fucking film it in focus?fucking niggers
>>214674041No, it isn’t. It’s an 8 episode show and the longest Alien film is just shy of 2 and a half hours long
>>214672712don't they have super reflexes? why did he fall?
>>214674231What's up with those faces?
>>214673866
>>214674212they always do that
>>214674275They don't know how to use their super abilities, it's not stated explicitly, but you can infer it. Only Wendy can control her super strength and jump from 50 feet.
>>214672756AYY LMAO
>eyelad gets put in a human>starts making several eye punsImagine
>>214674275not when the plot demands itthe plot demanded a lot in this particular instance because the writer can't be arsed to come up with something sensiblethey deserve a raise, Occupy Hollywood
>>214674406I can't wait. It will embiggen the whole project.
An Alien movie about an alien crew picking up a xenomorph would be cool.
An Alien movie about a crew picking up a xenomorph would be cool.
>>214674466>>214674473How about this - go full Planet of the Apes on this ish Human wakes up from cryo-sleep fifty thousand years in the future, and they're on a planet full of Xenomorphs with their own Xenomorph society.
Critical Drinker called Nibs ugly. I don't like him any more.
>>214674466That line of thinking leads to movies like The Thing (2011).
>>214674531Him calling Gadot sexy offended me more.
>>214672554Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
>>214674575Is this like how redditors say Luigi Mangione is innocent? You liked his antifa Andor character so now you're pretending you want to fuck him?
>>214674496I like it. Would watch but only if the ending line is "This is not our home anymore. It's some sort of...Alien Earth™"
>>214674188Production teams in general are just very disorganised these days, very inefficient and have to outsource so much shit to other companies and teams. Ridley designed a lot of the visual elements of Alien personally just in the storyboard stage alone and ran a very crafty crew of bong veterans who all came together to make a very small set look like a sprawling spaceship. And they were just smart about things, like how they would improvise instead of going back to do reshoots if they realised they didn't have something. In Dallas's death scene there's footage of Sigourney climbing down a ladder (from the cut eggmorphing scene). They correctly assessed people wouldn't notice it was her and that people wouldn't notice that the ship's warning self destruct lights are flashing. It's little things like that that makes Alien a cost saving production. Noah probably had to get some Korean cgi farm to bail him out if he realised he didn't have footage he needed or something.
>>214674406Unironically would save the show>aaaarrggghhhh finally speech, this is so eye opening>I see what you did there>I've been keeping my eye on you
>>214674805>how does that saying go? 'an eye for an eye'? >in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king! >I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'X' >I have much to teach you, Mister Kavalier, if you would but be my 'pupil'
>>214672756NO sound?
>>214674873top kek at the last one
>>214674805>>214674873this is too original for the show writers, if it's good it will never happen - law of Alien Erf #12
Guys what if the titular Real Monsters are actually the aliens and not the evil corpo humans?
>>214675022Honestly they never lean into the anti-capitalist or anti-corporatist stuff, so probably. We need to see an Alien film or show where it's all about a colony unionizing and striking, and then the corporation drops xenomorph eggs on them.
>>214672554This thread is populated by the same brainless retards that fawned over Andor.Utterly shit show.
>>214674932You must be a paid marketer
>>214675022it's either the humans (corporations) or the synths
>>214674275he got the incel personality build from his bio-brain, nigga was just goofy
>>214675138I would say a solid 70% of the thread dont even like the show or haven't watched it and are just using it as a comfy Alien thread.
>>214675163Yeah they sent me here back in 2007 as a sleeper agent to wait 18 years, so I could shill for Alien Erf. Worked out great.
everyone is retarded the show
>>214675314It's all downstream from Hawley's retardation
>critical drinker called Nibs uglyBros, what's our response?
>>214675464He's a fag and his shit's all retarded.
>>214675496
>>214675464total youtuber death
>>214675464>let's see Critical Drinker's gf
>>214675496Gorgeous and she's done nudes tooZoomettes are made for millennial cock
>>214675848She is a soillenial. Wendy too. I think Curly is the only zoomette.
Imagine hating on this queen
What's our opinion on this scrawny nigga?
What the FUCK is her problem now
>>214675959It's easy with Hawley's dialogue.
>>214676015One of the worst designs in the franchise, only the retard in Resurrection surpasses it
>>214676015Loved. It was cool how they were way more feral and aggressive yet tameable than the xenos. Basically like wild horses. You can tell Ridley wanted the whole movie to be David’s Haunted House of Horrors. I wish the studio was brave enough to allow there to be an Alien movie with a different type of alien than the xeno for the whole running time. The neomorph sections in Covenant were far better than the final act with the xeno. I looooooove the backburster and throatburster sequences. Maybe the Romulus sequel can have Rain and Andy arrive at David’s spooky haunted house after all and we can have multiple different types of star beasts.
>>214675314umm actually they are all supposed to be retarded
>>214675496nibsian domain
>>214676355ARCHTUALLY quite a few have the minds of kids so not quite, chud
Nibs lips fleshlight when?
>>214676015not canononly the tranny in romulus is worse or less canon
>>214676343David schizo that you?
>>214676015Not a fan. I love the design of the final xenomorph that is inside the ship. It had the right proportions and moved like how I imagined the original would have if not for the limitations of the suit. It's in my top ten of the series for sure.
>>214676015The pale flesh and the barb remind me of the creatures from Splice.
>>214674496Alien Phalanx book , its been a while since i read it but i think it was pretty good IIRC
I have been playing alien earth "break down" and "theory" youtube videos in the background while i play games and good lord these youtube videos are the sloppiest slop i ever put my face into. all just saying the same shit with 1 or two being a clickbait bad faith theory to garner views. The worst is the one with pseuds over analyzing every little thing like its some 200 IQ show with deep philosophical meaning but contradicting themselves 5 seconds later
>>214676811Oh nice one! I'll check it out!
>>214675464i thought that was low very low, he was calling her 'ugly bitch', just lack of basic decency.
>>214676870>"break down" and "theory" youtube videos every time I see one of those I make sure to tell youtube to never recommend that channel again.
>>214676811>Although proud of her skills, Ahiliyah chafes under the patriarchal mindset of the Hold and would rather be a warrior. Women are not allowed to become warriors due to the Margrave and council's belief that women cannot be good warriors and can only perform gender-specific roles, such as motherhood and marriage. Only one hold, Datakera, believes that women can hold positions of power, as it is led by a Margravine, a female hold leader. fucking please
>>214676941>DatakeraThat castle falls and they all die.
>>214673079>Because she has the mind of a child when the writer needsftfyAlien Earth and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Alien franchise.
Why are we mad at Joss Whedon today?I tried to google if he talked about Alien Earth or whatever and only found the director of Alien Resurrection cursing him and America
>>214673173Forgot what ChatGPT wrote*
>>214677110Just don’t like ‘im, simple as. Based Jeunet quote that just solidifies my belief that Sneedon was the reason why that movie sucked more than anything.
>>214677388but resurrection is good
>>214677110Same reason as any other day. He wrote Alien Resurrection.Also he sucks shit in general.
>>214677110based jean pierre
>>214676015Should've stuck with the Deacon for the concept they were going for.
>>214677110Why is he bitching about Americans not liking Resurrection when it was Whedon's writing everyone complains about? Him getting burnt by Hollywood isn't the fault of American geeks.
>>214677532that's total garbage as well
I thought the synths were supposed to be top-of-the line, but thy can get pwnd by a taser?
>>214677688to be fair it's a magic ko-it-all taserworks flawlessly on xenos, humies and synths without adjustments
>>214677605yeah, Resurrection looked good. the story was absolute bullshit.>hurr we can't make an Alien movie without Ripley in it>what if you took a blood sample from a pregnant woman then cloned her, the clone would be pregnant wouldn't it?
>>214672554>>214673144>>214674575>>incest vibesjust remember that this their new attempt to normalize a behaviour that's worthy of the guillotine
>>214677388he boobs are already sagging around her navel, tragic
You are not supposed to lust over your sister
>>214678252It's wonderful, isn't it. Think of how much MORE they're going to sag when she's older and has (my) children.
>>214678252They had been for a long time now, look up her nudes from like 3 years ago.
>next ep is last>nothing is at least a little bit concludedi hate this shit so much, every plot point is going to be open-ended and will be even in the next season that airs in 3-4 yearsfucking hollywood man, seems like noone can write a good ending anymore
When does David show up?
>>214678353what if she's a girlvert though
>>214678505SHIT FUCK PISS forgot image
One thing that annoys me about this show is how some scenes could have been avoided if they just talked and explain better. Like when Wendy entered the lab and freaked out over the corpse. Why didn't they show her the recording to see it was an accident? They were literally watching it 5 minutes ago.
>>214678644why didn't they just not let her in
>>214678226>>214678353>I can handle an alien raping you in the mouth until you get pregnant and birth a giant penis-headed monster, but references to incest are where I draw the psychosexual line!Your alium sister IS for sex and don’t let the woke scolds tell you otherwise.
>>214678937I have seen better alien suits at dollar stores.
>>214675496Every photo I see of her she looks like she came out of chemo and has a nut allergy that inflates her lips.
I didn't like the first 2 episodes, but this show turned out fantastic... I think it's one of the best shows I have ever seen, man. My favorite Alien media too.I have been dreaming with aliens and prometheus every nightAlso, Wendy a cute
>>214678473>me own son >A XENOMORPH
>>214679578it's that Innsmouth look.
>>214679726Ok but what does that normal looking image of Nibs have to do with that?
>>214680120lel
>>214673354I'm surprised they said that and didn't just go with the Alien deleted scene of turning victims into eggs. Camerons alien doesn't fit the vibe of Isolation at all.
>>214673325it's a truly bizzare decision call a show alien earth and then have it set before alien
>>214675464>>214675464What a dickhead. People have no control over thier genetic make up and phenotype. Should have stuck to making fun of her sudden navi snarl >>214672756
>>214674575always be a pedo to me
I just finished episode 5 which was the best one so far. This show has so many weird and stupid directing, editing, and music choices. I'm like 80% sure it's actually a bad show.
>>214672554She looks like that redneck retard that lived on a dump on The Walking Dead
>>214681272It's like 40% mediocre>all hybrids except wendy>USCSS Maginot crew>alien fly>siberian>rashidi35% average>wendy>hermitt>Sylvia couple>Boy Kavalier>xeno>alien blood ant25% good>ocellus>morrow>kirsh>yutani>eins
Haha wouldnt it be funny to learn the alien language and then try and have sex with one!! LOL I wonder if that could work... as a joke obviously! Like click click i want you to wrap your tail around my neck growl click xD that would be so silly!
>>214681599I feel like the hybrids are just wasted. We could have spent more time with nibs and the humanity / consciousness concept The curly plot of her wanting to impress kavalier was ended before it could go anywhereIssac the black scientist got one tapped and eaten by a fucking bug I think smee does the best job of being a kid. No forced plot, just doing his thing. And then the jeet plot line, which they spent the most time on, is just bad.
>>214672554She better don't get the idea to take her alien pet off the island, but then again, she has the mind of a pre-teen and her adult brother is an idiot.
>>214672609Damn, corpos can't wait for AI to make all of their media.
>>214678937JACKDRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
>>214672554i want to lick boy kavalier's feet
>>214672554this show has a budget of 30M per episode. so where is it showing? because i haven't seen it thus far.
>>214678671they want her to have access so she can talk to the xeno, for science.
>>214676415>not canonLet me explain this for you retards who think that David "created" the xeno...>black goo is primordial>even precedes the Engineers>every race that trifles with it and its DNA activates a murderous variant contained within it>yet they experiment on it anyway, because they always believe it will be "beneficial">so far, that's the Engineers, David, Weyland-Yutani and Prodigy>it's basically a scientific equivalent to "Satan"
>>214685745Prometheus is not canon.
>>214672554Only second-ish time we're seeing on-screen xenomorph kills btw.
>>214686120>caseless ammo>CGI-in ejecting casings
>>214685963Romulus made it canon. Sorry.
>>214675104THAT is an awesome idea. Shame we'll never get it.
>>214686120why is the skin on its head fucked up?
>>214686259Bred out of one lung I guess.Also maybe nod to the '79 suit.
>>214683569what are thooose?!
>>214686259>>214686317
drinker, nerdrotic, mauler and their respective underlings / co-hosts / guests all said it's shit.
>>214686259>>214686317>>214686343
>>214686346Drinker and MauLer are fucking retards, though.First two episodes are good, next three episodes are okay, episode six kinda shits the bed.
>>214686363yet you went out of your way to spell the fat faggot's name right
>>214686120Holy shit, that looks terrible.
>>214686207Romulus is not canon.
>>214686405Because I put more effort into what I do than he does.
are you ready for the Ripley cameo with de-aged sigourney weaver?
>>214686259so the audience can easily distinguish it from other aliens
>>214675464Just looked up her nude photoshoot and had no idea she was so stacked. Pretty much perfect tits
this series would be better off without the aliendo you know any movies / series similiar to it though? some kind of dystopian technologically advanced future
>>214686967no
I still don’t understand what about this show clashes with any of the movies and why people are saying shit isn’t canon it all fits together fine imo
>>214686967almost human
I hope this show gets cancelled and the writers launched into the sun.
>>214673756Covenant has one of the best scenes to show why you dont let women out of the kitchen. (the landing ship scene)
Look at him go!
>>214687193What happened there?
>>214687032will check it but looks kinda toned down no futuristic aesthetic
>>214687254spoilershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU59EX3TTIAnd sadly one of the few good scenes.
>>214687013Even the bad writing fits with prometheus
>>214675464He's from Scotland. He is used to gingers being a diamond dozen.
>>214672934Not confirmed Nibs died
>>214687223>reddit cat trannys like the showfigures
>>214672816>blade runner straight up cut and pasted into show>jurassic world raptor tamer moment>identical shots from previous alien movies>90s rock for no reason Sure
>>214673272I like the idea of her slowly becoming a Kerrigan, but none of that Alien Goddess-queen-demonslop they already did type of thing necessarily
Maidenless behaviour from the LV426 mods
>>214674021I really hope he didnt really diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Cmf4BuNgg
>>214687516nibs is dead. i'm happy nibs is dead. i hate nibs.
>>214674531She's ugly but she got something going on, Idk what. If she was a brunette she would probably go unnoticed.
>>214687663Ep8 trailer shows her alive
>>214687627Why even go there. Don't give those subhumans any attention.
>>214687627why would you ever go to fucking reddit you imbecile?
>>214687627I was banned from that shithole. The damage control for this series there is unreal.
>>214675225>2007Thats a lot of time wasted
>>214687013they keep retconning the technology to be superior to the first movie which makes no sense. it would be like the 2100s in our future they suddenly go back to 1970s ibm computers and punchcards. it's cringe and retarded.
>>214675496Ooooh I see it now, she got niggress features, thats why shes ugly
>>214672554Why did they keep the eye in a cylinder made out of glass that could shatter if it rolled off a counter top?
>>214687752flashback scene
>>214687829because the writers think thats how real heckin science is done.
>>214676015>>214677532Outlandish "xenomorph" variation is always cool, this is what the movies should have always been about/ focusing on "horror on biology"/ limits of biologys and body horror type of stuff
>>214676870>pseuds over analyzing every little thing like its some 200 IQ show with deep philosophical meaning but contradicting themselves 5 seconds laterBasically LP Longmire
>>214686317The chest detail on this one looks so much better than the new one.
>>214677532>goes and becomes a mountainLike what, why
>>214687829to move the plot forward
>>214687627>redditI don't need digital good boy points
>>214686156writers usually proudly announce they dont read source material so how would they know its caseless ammo?
>>214686120i count 8 shots btv. and alien got zero dmg. Even storm troopers could not miss this much even if they wanted, just because alien is flying onto him so target becomes bigger and harder to miss.
>>214687862>>214687995Ahhh okay. Why didn't they have anyone in security watching the lab when the prototype hybrid synth kid locked himself in the cage with the bugs?
>>214688050
>>214687842This is a flashback?
>>214685745You mean black goo is the scientific equivalent to satan?
>>214686259Looks moldy, right? Maybe something to do with the weird mold on the island
>>214686346So?
>>214687984hawley said he hated the human ribs, so he made a ockcroach chest kek
>>214686120the one who made this scene should probably suicide after such failure. Literally the worst possible cuts and angles was taken! And lighting clearly shows all the fucking defects of problems with costumes and prompts. Like look at the moment when he cuts the leg with the tail it was literally cut to it too fucking SOOON and we can see leg prosthetic breaks way before tail gets top it! They added cheap CGI blood to make up for it but it gets even worse from it because this blood bursts makes no sense! And that fucking tumble with marine. actor is smearing his alien hat over the trooper and we can see that mouth barely fucking does anything so they just cover it up with CGI blood and CGI tongue/ second teeth stabs.
>>214686156that's not the colonial marines nor the guns they used
>>214688050they fired a single guy who was watching the monitors.
But guys, what if the heckin corpos were the real bigger monsters all along??
>>214685745that has nothing to do with it being not canonand it's a gay idea
>>214688148looks like he has vagina on chest.
WHAT DID YOU DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnice acting
>>214688216i would give her an oskar but she is not black or trans
>>214687538Blade Runner is supposed to be this universes past in Ridley Scotts vision, that are a lot of nods/ easter eggs that indicate that, its just no explicitly the case because each franchise is under different studios
>>214688216https://youtu.be/6BoTEvcxy2U?feature=shared&t=50
>>214688207if the vaginal jews you've seen looked like that I have some bad news for you
>>214687516it's about the lab nigger
>>214687842bait used to be believable
>>214687829can't be arsed to write something that makes sense, we demand a raise! writing from a los angeles cafe is expensive!
>>214688050can't afford it, pls understand
>>214688179UH SHUT UP CHUD AND EAT THE DIVERSIFIED DIRECTING EFFORTS
>>214674575I can't wait for Wendy to hold him down as boy genius forces the eyeball alien to take host of his face.
>>214688262I see, I dont think she was "so surprised that hybrids can die", but rather how easy it could be to take them down and they were not safe
2 more days until the epic finale! If Wendy doesn't ride her Alienmon into the sunset and live happily ever after with her brother, I am going to be very disappointed.
>>214672554Is it worth watching? I feel like the general consensus is that the show is similar to Resurrection and Covenant in its silliness and nonsensical plot.
>>214688589Is it good? No. Is it worth watching? Yes.
>>214688589Don't you dare compare this piece of trash to Covenant. Even Alien3 is better than Hawley's fanfic.
>>214688589Watch it but pretend it's a comedy.
>>214688622why does xeno acts like a guy in a costume?is it supposed to be a comedy?
>>214688920BECAUSE IT'S A GUY IN A COSTUME
>>214688207Giger would approve
>>214688920retards who made it didnt realise a person in a xeno costume needs to be shot in low light.
>>214688622ocellus'd
>>214685472well not when there's a containment breach and a dead hybrid
>>214688920it's a homage to the first movie
>>214689198No, it isn't. Scott was clever enough to shoot xeno in shadows.
>>214688920i was expecting "ewww ewww" sounds from alien
>>214688184aside from disguised Vectors its literally the pulse rifle from colonial marine. AT BERST its mk1 but its still caseless
>>214689304yea it looks quite similar didn't really notice because the shitty alien was a distractionwookipedia says it's rechambered for a classic 10 mm because of better performance in normal conditions
>>214687013This show is supposedly only two years away from the Nostromo mission and yet they say there's no FTL thus far. Keep in mind the Nostromo was an old ship.
>>214689458why not put a newly invented tech on a fucking old transport ship. Also writers completely forgot that NATIONS AND GOVERMENTS EXIST in lore.
>>214674575Kid Kavalier is gonna put the alien eyeball in this dude's head as a cliffhanger in the finale. But then again, he captured the enemy soldiers so he could use one of those guys?
>>214689776i hope to fucking christ there is no season 2.
>>214689776he should try the anus first.
>>214689790It's gonna happen. Just embrace it.
>>214689790already in production i bet
>>214689803more memes I guess
>>214689733>Also writers completely forgot that NATIONS AND GOVERMENTS EXIST in lore.Dystopian sci-fi conglomerates and megacorporations complemented the horror-aspect of the alien franchise well in the past because, unlike the physically present xenomorph, they are present in the story as amoral, unknowable enitities whose true motives remain oblique, their casual disregard of human life a result of a myriad of anonymous backroom calculations without any trace of accountability. "Weyland-Yutani" in the past worked well because it implied a diffuse transcontinental conglomerate of ever-shifting board alliances representing of billions of shareholders whose diverse strategical motives and concerns are all sublimated into a vague notion of profit, like a lovecraftian mad god whose one hand moves trillions of tons of raw ore across solar systems to build colonies on nightmare planets to serve as a population sink for an overcrowded earth while the other hand surrepticiously reroutes the same ship to pick up an experimental bioweapon. This is wholly done away with when you put Mr. Wayland and Mrs. Yutani in a conference room across each other for arbitrage and have them act out like dreadlocked Jamaicans in an Oxford debate club.
>>214689776The brother has survived so much bullshit up to getting tail stabbed by a xeno I doubt they'll kill him at this point
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214690241Bro, she'd kill you without a second thought
>>214686317It would be pretty dumb if it was a reference to this, because this suit's condition has heavily degraded over the decades. Nothing looks how it did originally.
>>214686120This is one of the worst shots in the entire series. You can just plainly see the human male anatomy in full, resting in a position comfortable to a human.Aliens should only be played by those 7 feet tall freaks that can barely walk around resembling a human. You can't have an athletic stuntman just dressed up as an alien.
Like, seriously, couldn't they retain this guy as the main alien actor? Am I supposed to believe this freak of nature who probably can't even have a regular job due to his medical condition would have declined being a full time Hollywood actor?
>>214689733because you don't have enough freshly produced drives to retrofit random ships not specifically designed and built to use themsure you can say BUT ACTUALLY THEY DO IT'S CHEAP AND EASY TO BUILD AND IS A PERFECT REPLACEMENT FOR THE OLD DRIVE AND DOESN'T REQUIRE ANY FURTHER ALTERATION TO ANY OF THE SYSTEMS OR HULL OR ANYTHING AND THE CREW IS ALREADY BLASEé ABOUT IT AND NEVER DISCUSS IT AND PARKER QUICKLY LEARNED THE INS AND OUTS OF ITcertainly not within 2 years of discovering the technology which would not be anywhere close to implementation even if the breakthrough was made during the show's eventsand so onit's just a stupid notion
>>214690761Because they want to let Wendy have fun in between takes with her hot stunt manShe would not have fun with that guy
>>214686354Did anyone ever realize that looks like a penis
>>214689776he captured soldiers after he said he has perfect hostand he wouldn't single out any soldiers for itit's either the brother or more likely the psychologist or whatever her job is, considering the conversation before where they were discussing his drive to talk to someone smartershe felt slightly offended that he doesn't consider her smart enough to have an interesting conversation with
>>214690037quarter of a share for 65 years commitment
Just finished episode 2, before I waste my time further, does the majority of the action continue to happen offscreen moving forward?
>>214690721they used to add shapes that hide the human silhouette, they didn't bother with this one at all just make it maximum streamlined for comfortable motions of the wearer and robert downey junior shoesevery part of actual alien anatomy is diminished
thank god this garbage isn't canon.
>>214691381been saying this for the last 25 years
>>214673866it's mogged by romulus desu, but still better than prometheus
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>>214691381It's canon and better than Alien and Aliens. Both Ridley and Cameron wish they were a talented as Hawley.
>>214690296hot
>>214672554it is truly an artform to take such a promising premise and completely render it into fucktastic holocaust. bravo.
>>214690923But does he keep the suit on during?
Do you prefer this og Romu idea?
>>214672756Why did they make the ginger do this?
>>214691675every idea romulus had was shit except maybe the acid zero g but it was still shit because they changed it into a video game sequence (where they probably ripped it off from) instead of having it block the passage and that's it
Resurrection>scientists try to keep xenomorphs as pets and get BTFO'd by the xenos outsmarting themEarth>girlboss keeps xenos as pets, literally becomes the mother of dragonsFeminism is retarded and so is American entertainment media
How over is it for the Alien franchise?
>>214672554The show isn't perfect, but at least isn't smeared with rainbows like previous Disney shows from big franchises.I still don't get the hate
>>214691982true, a surprising lack of faggotry
>>214676015AI sloppa, count the fingers.
>>214690945Holy shit, you're right!
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>>214688920>stumbles>grasps at the doorframe for balanceIt's like the actor thought he was in a comedy
>>214691416not canonnot even better than alien vs predator
