Looks like kino is back on the menupic related
fucking why? are they trying to ride the success of Barbie movie?
>>214674528How bad of a black wig will they give her to play Bella Goth?
This is what happens when millennials make movies
>>214674577It’s a fake tweet
I’m so glad to see Hollywood still has the creative juices flowing.
that burglar sound cue scarier than any horror movie
>>214674528Hayden is based
I wihs Hollywood were in a first half of 20th century era where they try random wild scripts where 1 in 20 was popular instead of non stop copying ideas and especially video games...
If it involves humans going into the Sims world or Sims going into the human world then I'm going to kick a cat
>>214674528rosebud
>>214674605we need more musician biopics instead
>>214674677All u babydicks stick together.
>>214674588>checkedYou know they can just use Hair Dye
>>214674528hag
>>214675384Magot isn't a hag
>>214675799shes like 2-4 years away from hitting that wall, and we already have replacements in the wings, there's always another 200 hot girls who are willing to make it in hollywood they can give a chance to.
>>214674708put the female character in a 1x1 tile box and let her continuously pee herself to death haha
>>214674652oh but not the grim reaper, nuh uh
>>214674528What's next? Tic tac toe feat Brie Larson?
>>214674528>margot robbiethis bitch is a hot kino machine
>>214676424
>>214674528Why would anyone want to be both Barbie AND a Sim?
Cast him
>>214676449ZRRO ASS
>Hayden ChristensenI'm forever disappointed that he wasn't cast as Shadow
>>214674528??????
>>214674708>It's just Minecraft but with Sims instead>the big boss is the evil mayor/president of the home owner's association (played by Will Ferrell)>Amy Schumer is a recurring comic relief character and has a dance break>Jack Black cameos
>>214676589There's this videogame called "The Sims" that used to be pretty popular with millennials when they were kids. Hollywood is a part of the city of Los Angeles, America, that is very famous for making movies with large budgets that permeate pop culture. Margot Robbie is a very famous Hollywood actress.There is now news that Margot will be starring in a film based off of the Sims videogames. Some people find this very exciting. Other people are less excited and are being ironic in expressing interest.
>>214674528It's Goth. Bella Goth.
>>214674528she's legitimately pathetic
It should be a horror film where they're all stuck in the swimming pool and the ladder's disappeared (but less shitty than Open Water)
>>214674528>last sims game came out over a decade agoBut yes EA put money into making a movie rather than a new game, great idea
>hayden christiansanhavent heard that name in forever
>>214676449This is depressing
>>214676719>he thinks a film like this is funded by eaI sometimes forget the average person on this board is legitimately retarded
>>214674528What would the plot even be lol? This sims is just boring life simulator
>whats the deal with this weird green diamond>I KNOW RIGHT >did he ask about the diamond?>*rolls eyes*
>>214676752>EA didn't sign off on a film made of its own IPMmkay buddy
the sims is a pretty popular game, also people say girls dont play games, but the sims is popular with females. other games girls play are animal crossing.
>>214674528Sadly it won't have The Sims (2000) aesthetics or so I have read.>>214676506Pedro Pascal
>>214676770It's called a plumbob
>>214676775>signing off on something is the same as funding its budgetlmao
>>214676753>A new family just moved in!>That's interesting.>No you don't understand, they're really weird!>Cool>They speak a weird language>Uh huh>And they smile really creepily!>Terrifying>And they sometimes have these giant green diamonds above their heads!>How.. wait what?>THIS SUMMER
>>214676723The 'nazi' book was also signed with a signature that read 'signature illegible' (it literally just said that)>>214676803>Pedro PascalThis actually makes sense somehow
>>214676674>*disappears *Mortimer was a bad husband.
>>214674528if it's not a main kid/teen actor controlling the character from virtual reality video game is fuck trash.
>>214676770>Ask him why we can't see the ceiling
the sims online was an absolute banger
>>214676892It will be Jack Black and you'll laugh heartily
>>214676753Your sims will sometimes wave and scream at you if you neglect them for too long so it'd be interesting to see a movie about people living at the mercy of an unseen force controlling their actions but I doubt they'll go for that angle.
>>214676753>>214676864>horror route
>>214676546You're getting Mortimer Goth and you will like it
>>214676922he's already slap on anaconda
>>214674528Cast the Art Goblin
>Jason Sudeikis as the father>Margot Robbie as the mother>Hayden Christensen as the mailman>Adam Sandler as the Grim Reaper>Idris Elba as the overly competent neighbour>McKenna Grace as the player
>>214676992Nick Offerman
Who's gonna play Chinman?
>female director
>>214674605>he doesn't know about skibidi toilet: the movie
>>214674528margot can't stop making agp kinos!
>>214676993This plot could actually work
>>214674528Huh this is the first time Hayden Christensen has done something not called Star Wars in like 5 years, I find myself wondering if Disney paid him some fat stacks of cash to semi retire for a while so it would feel more special when they dragged him out for Star wars
>>214674708Please no, I want us to be past this.Reminder that in the Sony leaks they wanted to do this with MLP even though the same series has already done an animated version of the concept.
>>214676546Yeah, it would have been a really cool choiceBet that stuff with Sydney Sweeney in Gundam probably won't happen either
>>214677475>>>/vt/ranny
>>214676449No ass but still coomed
>>214676753action-packed thriller where they have to escape elaborately built houses with rugs right next to fireplaces
>>214676753just make the chinman saga into a movie
>>214676297Agreed. Also Margot going nude last week was instantly upstaged by Dakota Johnson's dress that same night because even scrawny Dakota has an ass compared to Margot. Margot has one of the worst bodies in Hollywood history.
>>214680245Wait, Margot got naked last week? What are the circumstances behind this?
>>214680474yes>>214676449
If it's not in Simlish I don't want it
>>214677345Hot female directors make me erector.
>>214676449Hank Hill ass.
>>214677274>>214677292>>214677306these are still the funniest thing to come out of sims threads
Modern women are infantilised and have no accountability. You need to make media that’s the equivalent of jingling keys in front of them while also saying “yeah he’s an asshole! You’re so strong!”
>>214680850I would definitely watch a full Simlish movie, no matter how bad it would probably be.
>>214674762Yes.
>>214674623I don't know if I believe youI'm so tired
>>214681207Monkey don't actRobin Williams may have been a gay retard but he was a pretty good actor and I didn't think he deserved to be mocked by the British like this.
>>214674528>>214674588>>214676674>>214676813>There are recurring Sims characters>There is Sims loreWTF I thought it was just a lame vidya for women
>>214674605what movies have zoomers made?
>>214681188Me too except there are actors I will not watch before anything else and Margot is one of them
>>214681368Women are characterfagsAlso it was originally just going to be a gay unnecessary architecture simulation and that's what the first game mostly is
>>214674528erm.... what the spruce?
Cast them.
