Do aliens really?
Never let your guard down around Space Niggers
>>214675832the grody and unsanitary nature of this confirmed to me that ayys are just glowies in gas masks abusing the shit out of ball tripping hippies
>>214675832Not according to Travis Walton himself
They're smart enough to travel across the vaccum of space, but they can't use X-Rays, anesthesia, and they use scalpels.
>>214675832Why did they do it, bros?
>>214675832What is the point? What are they hoping to accomplish with this?
>>214675894
>>214675832Reminds me of Mulder's abduction scenes in X-Files where they're dissecting him and drilling into his skull while he's awake
>>214676177It’s a prank.
>>214675832IS THAT A WET BEDSHEET?! I'M GOING INSANE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>214675832Why do the aliens look Chinese?
>>214676177Just having a cheeky ol' laugh
>>214675832>last night I put a human inside a giant condom and smeared vegemite on his lips to totally OWN him!aliens are so gay
>>214676028They're not from space; they're from the south pole.
oh sweet, you waited a whole 12 hours to repost this, OP, that's good self controlkill yourself nigger
>>214675832Why did Joe Biden do this?
>>214675832> dude this is what it feels like when we experiment on cute rats and dogs Oh
>>214675832>travel through space>use dirty shitty utensils for experimentationretarded ayys
>>214676301They weren't scientists running experiments. They were harvesting his mojo.
>>214675832It's all stems from male rape fascination and white Buck Breaking and castration fetishistic fantasies.
>>214675894not all aliens are the same, the small greys and the tall whites are the good ones
>>214676315>scientists running experiments.If you've listened to most aductee stories, the ayys aren't scientists - they're sadistic butchers who torture humans for fun, at least that's how Tall Greys and Reptoids are said to behave
>>214676294He had to get it on.
>>214676028>vaccum of spacewhat?
>>214675832what was aliens problem?
>>214676181they kinda look like biden.
>>214675832When you see a UFO there is a collosal amount of radiation or other toxins we cannot comprehend. Aliens realize this and abduct those in close proximity to cure them. Then they release us again and our memories are shoddy cause of the anesthesia. Basically it's the intergalactic equivalent of helping a deer get it's antlers unstuck from a fence. Do you think that deer comprehends you helped him?
>>214676905And the butt probing?
>>214677124god forbid ayylmaos have some fun
>>214676384total space nigger death
>>214676459And the Nords are said to be more benevolent and hospitable, hmmm curious
>>214677428Reptoids are the Nubians of the space faring races, ugly, stupid, violent ghetto thugs
Sometimes they give out space pancakes.
>>214677124Havent you ever freed a deer from a fence before? That's just part of it.
i love aliens!
>>214677581
>>214675832>mastered fasted than light travel >medical instrument technology is the same as humanity's circa 1950 What did they mean by this?
>>214675832Jahans did this to a deeply autistic man.
>>214677640me in the middle
>>214675832Putting cum on his eyes is a dick move
>>214676177It gives them SPACE ORGASM
>>214676028They're doing the best they can ok?
Why are aliums obsessed with our reproductive organs, are they infertile?
>>214675832Don't pretend you wouldn't do the same thing if you could
>>214675832we would never do something like that
>>214676177just a prank bro
>>214677490I love the old contactee stories of the 50s
>>214675832JUST CLOSE YOUR MOUTH NIGGA
>>214679036>woah woah be cool bro be cool
>>214675832The real story this guy told was nothing like the movie btw
>>214677640diversity is our strength
>>214675832That's just your typical fetish party at the old asian woman's house down the road
>>214679215Apparently the whole story didn't even happenhttps://youtu.be/wFtMVo87QQs?t=170
>>214679293Psyop
>>214679293you can't fail polygraph tests
i can believe e.g. the Disney Robin Hood cartoon wasn't furry, at the time.but you can't tell me torture scenes like this aren't fetish shit.
>>214675832We were on a break!
>>214679329Me
>We had better not remove his boxer shorts. Our research tells us humans experience embarrassment when their genitals are exposed.
>>214676459Most "abductee" stories are what Farmer John, who met a buddy at the cornfield to get his bussy turned out, told his wife when she asked why there was rectal blood all over their bedsheets.
>mistreat cow>it dies>blame aliens
>>214675832Do trannies really?
>>214676177its literally just to cause confusion and scare people and further the alien invasion agenda. If you look into it enough youll find cia adjacent people and whistleblowers and people who worked on submarines all confirming they come from underground bases and they intentionally do shit like crop circles and abductions just to freak people out. Also explains why there are "hotspots" for encounters and abductions, its cus its near where they come up from underground.
>>214676028They're operating under the strict medical guidelines and ethical standards of Globuzorb.
>>214675832I hope his insurance covers all that.
>>214679765>needs aliens as an analogy when animals already ate humans throughout history and still do to this day the moment they have the opportunity.animals often just start eating while the prey is still alive too, eating the genitals and eyes, then the stomach
>>214679379That's just a Mexican in a space suit
>>214676294Blue collar white guys making a living in the woods having fun. You know jewin' Joe would intervene to replace them with illegal Mexicans. Illegal aliens and space aliens are his two favorite things
>>214679466>its literally just to cause confusion and scare people and further the alien invasion agenda. If you look into it enough youll find cia adjacent people and whistleblowers and people who worked on submarines all confirming they come from underground bases and they intentionally do shit like crop circles and abductions just to freak people out. Also explains why there are "hotspots" for encounters and abductions, its cus its near where they come up from underground.I don't doubt you, but can you spoonfeed me anon?
I was 12 and this movie scared the shit out of me
>>214676384This guy knows what's up. The small and tall ones with big heads and pale skin have alliances with the US government. The reptilians are shapeshifters trying to infiltrate mankind and rule over us and eat out children.
>>214675832Shouldn't have taken the vax
Why did they never make a movie based on the Pascagoula abduction?
Why are all aliens humanoids? Fucking stupid.
>>214680985convergent evolutionor god is just lazypossibly both
travis walton did an interview with joe rogan about this, the funny part is that joe's office looked like an alien ship it triggered travis lol
>>214675832Not a single alien abduction report has described this type of medieval torture. Not even the guy the movie is based on said they did anything to him, he broke free and scared them off before being freely allowed to roam around.A few needles in the stomach. Anal probes aren't a real thing.>>214679036Greys are soulless chinese drones with no genitals from the future trying to combine our aryan DNA with theirs.
>>214680985Convergent evolution. Bipedalism conserves the most energy for creatures most reliant on their intelligence, and free's up the arms for using tools.
>>214681110>the funny part is that joe's office looked like an alien ship it triggered travis lolno cap? kek
>>214680985they are higher dimensional beings
>>214675832No.
>>214680148*Michelin
>>214677640WHY ARE YOU SMILINGWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SO SMUG ABOUTI hate him
so who's faker, him or lazar?
>>214681511neither
>>214675832Who else wants some Vietnamese spring rolls?
Fire in the Sky is about as real as it gets. Maybe extraterrestrials wouldn't perform medical torture on us with rusty razors as a joke, but its not THAT far from what a hyper advanced civilization might do if presented with an inferior planet. We're very quick to assign human ethics to nonhumans. We assume empathy and love are real, let alone higher metaphysics like Good and Evil. The animal world has no illusions and aliens might be the exact same, only with advanced technology capable of sending us into a living hell. Stephen Hawking was a goober but he was right about one thing. If we meet the ayy lmaos there is a fairly good chance they will treat us like Cortez vs the Indians, or, even worse, as objects.
>>214679848On second thought, he's definitely out of network so it'll cost him a fortune.
>>214681488Why does he look like a green Zuckerberg?
No, they don't mess around with that medical torture crap. They sneak up behind you strip the clothes off your body and assail you with their hot throbbing alien organs until you pass out from cumming. At least that's what I heard.
>>214682547where exactly do these sorts of abductions occur? so i can avoid them of course haha
>>214675832>>214682547>speculation about alien encounters>this is what they come up withwhy are humies like this?
