>I dare say, has a homo sapien illegally confiscated my wheat?
Wheat status?
What possessed you, OP?
>>214676738why did boom booms hate this alien xenomorph?from birth through first kills and final space crawlingthrough the ducts it was KINO
>>214677780>dumb zoomer says something idiotic then stares blankly off into spacewow what a surprise
>>214676738I dont care what anyone says, I think this was a fun meme.
>>214676738>>214677678This and the Interstellar engineers were very underrated memes.
>>214677886he should be holding his tail
Believe me, I know wheat
>>214677920kek true>>214677939nice
>>214677678it's salt
>>214676738Aliens were okay as wheat farmers. They're cringe as marketable, family friendly dogs.
>tfw someone trampled your wheat field
>>214676738the only homo here is OP lolololol
>wheat farming xenos are unironically less fucking gay than what we got in Alien: Earth
>>214676738Warhammer mogs
>>214678289Good warhammer movies:
>>214676807*Wheat possessed you
>>214678265lel we live in hell
>>214676738SIX ALIEN THREADS!! SIX!!WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING DISNEY, YOU ARE DESPERATE TO SHILL YOUR LATEST ABOMINATIONNOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME INTERESTED IN THE ALIEN FRANCHISE RUN BY DISNEY!! NOTHING!!YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE DIME OUT OF MEthe shills do the same thing for indiana jones and any disney franchise whenever some new shitty thing comes out
>>214676738Wheathammer mogs
>>214678396Wheathammer, a universe where instead of pointless wars the xenos compete through farming and economics.
>Old Xeno>Old Henry inspired western where Xeno just wants to retire and leave farming his wheat in peace, but the local colonial marine won't leave him alone and gets a squad together to run xeno out of his farm>pulls chest from under bed, opens it, reveals his egg, unused for years
>>214678522>opens mouth>little mouth pops out>puts chewing tobacco into little mouth
>It is I: Deacon! I have returned to life after one million years to spread wheat throughout the universe!
>>214678319kek I didn't even realize that's not what the post said
>>214678413>In the bountiful splendor of the far future, there is only agriculture.
>>214678289>t.
>>214676738As far as zany retarded ideas go, I once thought it would be cool to have a Terminator sitcom about a Terminator father and mother, their terminator son and daughter, and there terminator dog.
>It is them! The Wheatmasters have returned! We shall show them the bountiful harvest we have gathered per their instructions. They shall be pleased!
>>214678128What is this expression meant ot convey?
>>214679894extreme horror, grief, and pain at what is being done to his wheat
>>214678782
I've never experienced wheat, would I be able to enjoy this film?
>>214680507Stay away from wheat. You don't want none of that shit. It'll take over your life.
>>214680507You start dabbling with wheat and pretty soon you won't be hunting or gathering anymore and you'll be sedentary.
>>214677886>Interstellar engineersNever saw that one
>>214677886>Interstellar engineerswhat?
>>214676738can someone explain the wheat thing to a guy that's only seen Alien and Aliens
>>214679865all that hype for David to spread alien herpes to those motherfuckers, i fucking hate you Ridley Scott.
>>214680617The planet they show up on in one of the recent movies has a wheat field on it, so /tv/ made funny images of xenomorphs as farmers.
>>214680617i will explain you: it doesnt matter at all, its a meme about an irrelevant shit. Engineers had wheat crops, thats it
>>214680573>>214680597bruh >>214677939
>>214680617There are fields of wheat on the planet. Someone must have been planting and tending it. Thus the assumption that an Alien was doing it
>>214680671Don't listen to this guy. He's got a gluten allergy.
>>214680696gluten allergy?! NOOOO!!
>>214680657>The planet they show up on in one of the recent movies has a wheat field on it, so /tv/ made funny images of xenomorphs as farmers.This is not true.t. seen all Alien movies and both AVP's
>>214680695but we learned it was the engineers, this meme is stupid
>>214680746I know they're what astronauts actually wear with their suits but I can't take the head socks seriously, it makes any scene with them funny.
>>214680802But they've been dead for years. The wheat is still in fields. Who's tending them?
The Xenomorphs were trying to make a humble living farming and Weyland-Monsanto had to ruin it by forcing them to use the Round Up: Black Goo resistant strain of the crop.
>>214680831touche
>>214680831Maybe there's just no harsh winter there and it stayed around for ten years.
>>214680831I know wheat! Don't question me!
>>214680831david
>>214680805they really did have strange costuming choices for this movie
>>214680617>can someone explain the wheat thing to a guy that's only seen Alien and Aliens/tv/ collectively made fun of how the Engineers were peasant farmers compared to the previous film; David discovering how their inhabitants were nothing more than primitive Romanesque wheat cultivators deflated the hype leading up to Covenant.
>>214680923Why are they wearing military hats of the Imperial Japanese Army?
>>214681045They were sent to invade and capture the wheat fields to feed the armies of Imperial Japan.
>>214680966/tv/ is retarded then, the engineer in prometheus was abandoned along with ships and goo for 2000 years, it should be obvious something happened to them
>>214681045Yutani had them in storage and gave them out for cheap
>>214681072No, you're retarded. You haven't even seen the movie, yet are making some idiotic opinion and acting like it matters.
>>214680757Yeah, I'm not sure. I wasn't going to watch an alien movie with Danny McBride that everyone said was dogshit, but it was in that one.
>>214680966/tv/ is collectively stupid, that should not be a surprise.
>>214681098>t. seething Ridley Scott
>>214680923Nice hat, ya fuckin fag
>>214681098I have seen both, if you've been here since covenant was released you should by now know anyone can reply to your post and not just the person you were replying to
>>214678563Heh
>>214677678>"YESSA DIS EES WHEAT CABRONE">"I KNOWWA BOUT WHEAT MARICON">"MY BROTHER JOSE PLANTA WHEAT AS WELL IS COKAEENA, LA CUCARACHA AIY AIY!!"weird scene
>Ridley announces third movie>Alien: Harvest>David has used all of the colonists to create a horde of xenomorphs>they landed on the colony world and planted thousands of miles worth of wheat from the ship's stores>and it's harvesting time!
>>214678563Topkek
>>214682142Wheatkino is back on the menu!
So is Alien: Earth in the same cinematic universe as The Minecraft Movie?
