Come have a sit in pleasant park, anon
have two.>>214679739>>214679739
>>214679766Why is the have two meme associated with this image
>>214679882It’s just something he said.
>>214679882he had two of everythingtwo coffeestwo negronistwo pillseventually the pills were too much
>Plow a local driveway tonight. Use the industrial model. Lose your cold dick at 4 o'clock in the morning in a mostly empty street. Lose it somewhere you've never seen. Listen to the ambulance sirens coming for you. Losing your dick is rare. You can still eat pussy. Lose a testicle. Lose two. Be open to a world where you may not have genitals or the will to live but continue living anyways. Die slowly. Tip people to not plow local. Get checked in on by your friends. Don't check on yourself down there. Enjoy the ride.
>>214680102JEJ
>>214679739Now I'm motivated
>>214679882have a meme have two
The last Bourdain thread I saw got 404'd. The trannyjannies are cracking down on fun like they always do.
>>214679739Eat at a local Mumford's tonight. Get the Sons sauce.
Isildur's heir? Why don't you have a sit! Do you have the Two Ring?
>>214680102so do he leave his shorn scrotum dangling from snowcat treads or not?
>>214679882get the cream sauce
>>214679739He put on an air of being profound but died in one of the least profound ways possible Self indulgent in his misery, never having any true self awareness to try to meaningfully fix any suicidal urges
I hope they make a movie about this soon.
>>214682287Dude he was like 50 or 60 years old, no shame to throw in the towel at that age.
Hey! You from the US of A as well? Fuuuck, can't believe it! Get over here and have a sit with me, damn. Did you watch the game last night? God DAMN I can't believe that ref, but anyway.... Did you go to the Eiffel tower yet? You gotta see it, it's amazing. I'm so glad I paid for this vacation. My wife is cheating on me and I'm going through a divorce. Btw want to talk about what college my kid is going to? C'mon and have a sit here dude. C'mon and HEY WAITER!!! WAITER!!! Another coke for my buddy!!
>>214682322https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/apr/23/dominic-sessa-antonio-banderas-anthony-bourdain-biopic
>>214682436Who's gonna play Guy Fieri?
>>214679739
>>214682378It’s plenty young if you’re actually trying to live.
>>214679739>>214679766FRIES GRAVYCHEESE CURDShttps://youtu.be/EW_Qyia58FI
>sir, a second negroni has been ordered
>>214679739Have a victory royale. Have two. Squad up with someone you don't agree with. Get the slurp juice sauce.
>>214682472Jack Black will be the voice of Bourdain's heroin spoon.
>We've had one negroni, yes.
>>214682921The only solution.A final solution, if you will.
>>214682921imagine you're having dinner with someone and they start saying insane shit about cappuccino people
I’m pretty sure this board is the only place that gives a fuck about him anymore. Everyone else moved on years ago. I like to think that Bourdo silently approves, and is looking down on us from Jew heaven.
>>214682978he's looking up at us from Jewish heaven
>>214682978I sit, I rise, I sit again.
>>214682949It's alright if you're both Jews. They do it all of the time.
>>214682921What an impromptu conversation!
YOLO
>>214679739can i bum a smoke tony
>>214680060I SEE EVERYTHING TWICE
>>214682905We’ve had one second breakfast, yes.
Have a planeHave 2
>>214682921>IF EVERYONE WAS BROWN NO ONE WOULD KILL AND HATE EACH OTHER ANYMOREthis has to be the most retarded leftoid thing ever, even more so than trannkes and faggots
>>214683069>i sit, i rise, i sit again
>>214684065>i shit, i wipe, i shit again
>>214679882>have a scoop
>>214684174
>At other points during the therapy session Bourdain describes himself as feeling “like a freak”, “very isolated”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “crushing lonely”, and recounts how easily something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.” Toward the end of the session, when the therapist returns to her opening question “what brought you here? “, he responds “I'd like to be happy. I'd like to be happier. I should be happy ... I'd like to be able to look out the window and say, 'Yeah, life is good.' When the therapist asks “... and you don't ?,” he answers with a simple, reflexive “No”. He also confides to the therapist that he attributes his problems to a narcissistic personality disorder. And when the therapist asks how long he has had this trait, he says “I think always. So nothing to be done."
>>214684524>At other points during the therapy session Jonah describes himself as feeling “like a freak”, “very isolated”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “crushing lonely”, and recounts how easily something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.” Toward the end of the session, when the therapist returns to her opening question “what brought you here? “, he responds “I'd like to be happy. I'd like to be happier. I should be happy ... I'd like to be able to look out the window and say, 'Yeah, life is good.' When the therapist asks “... and you don't ?,” he answers with a simple, reflexive “No”. He also confides to the therapist that he attributes his problems to a narcissistic personality disorder. And when the therapist asks how long he has had this trait, he says “I think always. So nothing to be done."
>>214684524Well he wasn't narcissistic. Those people don't kill themselves.
>>214684741also they wouldn't admit since they literally cannot see themselves as one.
>>214684741They do if they get cucked to death.
>>214680060Not too bad actually. I often think Fuck, I should have gotten two of those.
>>214680102somehow you managed to get BURN LOCAL into this meme kek
>>214684741he was definitely narcissistic, you braindead redditor
>>214679739Is it a cool guy thing to kill yourself when your whore wife cheats on you?
>>214684524>>214684698How did this information come out? I thought therapists had patient confidentiality or whatever.
>>214685072He filmed ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJWge_sfZdo
>>214685088He's not beating the narcissist allegations.
>>214685088>being such a self-flagellating egocentric fag you intercut your culinary show with footage of your therapy sessions loooool this dude was unbelievable
>>214685088I can't watch this it says "the uploader has not made this video available in your country".
>>214680102
>>214685223et tu?
>>214685179You can't really hate him for that, I think he was subconsciously crying for help. Someone analyzed his shows on reddit and turns out Bourdain said "hanging myself in the shower" dozens of times.
>>214682378I agree. You need to checkout /before/ you think it is time, otherwise you won’t have the mind to donit
>>214679739Dead antiWhite jew.
>>214682287>just stop being suicidal broit's not that easy
>>214685437I agree as well. Best time to check out is when your wife cucks you with a younger guy and you google her 500 times and she tells you off. To go out on your own terms like that with your chin held high is the man's way.
>>214679739Have a bat. Have two
>>214683431I can't tell if this was the original anymore
>>214685414>As Bourdain continued to struggle publically with his demons over the years, he also became increasingly comfortable with the idea of suicide as potential exit strategy. He became particularly comfortable with the idea of hanging himself as an option, and was especially drawn to the idea of hanging himself in the shower. Sufficiently comfortable that he referred casually and explicitly to killing himself in this way throughout his professional career. Not occasionally, but frequently. A cursory review of his public statements over the years reveals 19 separate occasions— in writing, during interviews, and on camera— on which he refers to suicide by hanging. On the vast majority of these occasions he refers explicitly to hanging himself in the shower, on 1 occasion more specifically to hanging himself in the shower of his hotel room, and on 1 occasion even more specifically to hanging himself in the shower stall of his lonely hotel room.Damn.
>>214685606the coin on the edge of the table.
>>214683431>>214685606>>214685781HOLY SHIT I AM DYING
>>214680060>too much>not two much
>snaps the white male population away>snaps them away twice
>>214683431why is this so funny lol
>>214685997clever, arent you?!
>>214682921I like latinas, I approve of this!
>>214682382Mega gulp?
>>214679882it's something a facebook boomer wrote and now people think it's a bourdain quote
>>214686349Source?
oh kill yourself niggers some of these edits don't have any right to be this good but you did somehow
>>214684741They often do, and NPD is comorbid with autism and they have 4x suicide rates.
>>214683431YOL-ack
>>214679766The things it takes to get me to laugh.>4am>meme about an obnoxious asshole who died like a cuck and a coward>anon pulling the trigger on the punchline immediately>the seethe it generates from his legitimate (??????????) defenders>doesn't even make sense
>>214683431YOLT
>>214684174have 5
Sitting you are please sar
>>At other points during the therapy session Bourdain describes himself as feeling “like a freak on a leash”, “one nothing wrong with me”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “oowah-ah-ah-ah”,
>>214679739never trust a skinny chef
>>214682949Literally what Jews do.
>>214687433>have a poo>have a two
>>214687433Have a naan. Have four.
Have a Big Mac. Have two.
>>214687433>have bob>have vegana
>>214687462kek
>>214687608
I’m really enjoying this anons keep it up. Stop busting my balls. ACK-!
>>214684174>>214684336lel
>>214687608Have a blob have two
>>214687949Uh you don't get to bust balls
>>214687608have mcchicken saucehave three (for free)
>>214684698One thing I can never figure out about Bourdain is why he didn't just stop filming? His shooting schedule was brutal and he was openly tired of it. He could agree maybe only to do a couple specials a year but otherwise live on a ranch. Or in a luxury penthouse in New York city. He could have done literally anything he wanted, including what he was already doing but not 20 times a year.Did he think it was pointless to stop after his marriage broke up anyways? Was it his way of staying away from the needle? Did he worry he couldn't handle a less chaotic life and would become even more miserable? Was his love of food really that great?
>>214687094
>>214686040Underrated shop.
>>214689228:)
>>214680102holy fuck lmao
>>214682382uhfor some reason i dont think he actually ever said that
>>214680102Hahahahaha
>>214689228one must imagine Anthony having infinite negronis
someone needs to do a Lou Red edit of these pics with him tossing a negroni at the screen>>214683431to go even further beyond>>214687579kek
>>214689560shoot, I skipped one iteration
>>214685767Why hanging? Isn't it painful? I'd go with slashed veins.
>>214683431No one ever puts more chairs in the picture
>>214689811Kek at those chairs
>>214689630Yeah, I'm sure slashing your veins isn't painful at all
When did /tv/ start hating this guy? Is this a /pol/ psyop?
>>214680102A daring synthesis
>>214689228leonard cohen?
>off topic zoomer ai trash spam thread stay up for 11 hoursI guess the jannies must have more of a social life than all of you. Sad.
>>214689228He probably wouldn't have killed himself if he smiled more
>>214686040The glove needs like 8 more fingers
>>214690287lmaooo
>>214690287
>>214690287GEEEEEG
>>214683980I mean the next scene they were talking about how much money Israel needs to defend themselves from the peaceful cappuccino people
>>214683007kek
>>214680060>eventually the pills were too muchno, the problem was his wife eventually wanted two dicks which psychologically broke him
>>214683431HEY LIL DONNIE I JUST HUNG MYSELF IN A CLOSETBET YOU FEEL REAL STUPID NOW HUH PUNK
Would you respect him if he had killed his wife and the guy she cheated with before offing himself? What about her, did she ever comment on what she did or did she just do the classic "I'll miss him forever, I had no idea he was depressed" bit?
>>214690734lel she was too busy being a pedophile with his money
>>214690734Yes, obviously. They call it honor killing for a reason.
>>214690287Fukken saved
>>214679739Have a Mini Pot, have two. Be open to the squad fill where you may not understand or agree on where to drop, but share a Slurp Juice with them anyways. Check in on your squadmates. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride on the Battle Bus.
>>214690734He wasn't even mad at her for cheating on him, he was mad at her for doing it publicly in a hotel he likes. There's no respecting him after that.
>Google your ex. Google her twice. Then Google her another 198 times
>>214689228>>214690134Glad I'm not the only one that thought this.
>>214679739Buy one mug (buy two)
>>214684698>>214684524>"like a freak" On a leash?
>>214682921
>>214682921>Burgers?
>>214679739>In the end, you're just happy you were there with your eyes open and lived to see it.
>>214690287Have a Sujamma, have two.
>>214690287have an nwahni, have two
>>214682382AY, LIL DONNIE
>>214682921Wait till they hear about the middle east.
>>214682921anti white people are always killin themselves
