HOH: VinceNoms: Keanu, AvaVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214676757
laurenhttps://streamable.com/okparo
currently
I love it when /bb/ loses.Keanu is good as dead. so pleasing. bye bye Keanu cucks. lol kys
https://old.reddit.com/r/BigBrother/comments/1nmh173/alum_open_the_fridge/looks like adrian is making friends with alums (still no rylie)
lauren? pick up
>>214684253the call is coming from inside the house
>>214684206the best to ever do it
it's party time with lauren till finale night
>>214684225give it a rest
I'd eat lauren's poo
>>214684225Umm we are the Keanu Kucks tyvm.
>>214684236Goddamn Elena looking even more bogged
>>214684283I’m down with that
>>214684236Ian doesn't watch the show anymore to know who Adrian is, but that's nice he participated anyway
>>214684332yeah she looks fucked up
elena is a retarded trump supporter no wonder she looks like that
>>214684225/bb/ is a mince board
>>214684236Jehovah's Witnesses can get passports?
Parasocial twitter hags and fags are admitting to making hundreds to emails to boost Rachel in the AFP vote
>>214684416no we aren’t
>>214684401she had mar-a-lago face before it was cool
>>214684416keanu is /ourguy/ and kelley is /ourgirl/
>>214684236Ian is a coke zero chad.
>>214684236Mickster giving 0 fucks kek
>>214684432they did that with Cirie, nothing happened aside from making top 3
>>214684322
keanu on a returnee season would just be apart of tucker's lgbt cult if we're being forreal. though they'd atleast they'd be based retards together
morgan more like whoregan
>>214684482the problem with returnee seasons at this point is how meta gamed they'd be even if we were somehow able to sidestep the inevitable pregaming. a house of gamebots will never make for an exciting season, keanu and tucker are both leaving early prejury.
>>214683794god damn, she can ski with those things
>>214684480I'd also eat big mak's poop
>>214684545
I just accidentally downloaded a streamable of lauren
>>214684609
mickler
>>214684225same. i love delicious /bb/ seethe
>>214684638AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the streets (twitter) was saying that eviction was tonight
>>214684696no one knows shit and we haven't heard shit from anyone who does know
>>214684638always
Lauren’s ribcage
Ava really just gave up and became irritating once she realized she wasn't getting AFP
>>214684758looks normal >t. doctor
apparently the only reason people are watching feeds now is to see if vince and morgan fuck
>>214684758keanu in reflection
>>214684603You know poop that comes out of the butthole of lauren who was a houseguest on big brother 27 and the butthole of big mak who was a houseguest on big brother 26
>>214684819big dummy
>>214684834i dont get it
Vince is such a fucking faggot. I would have been the most loyal to Lauren ever. He didn’t deserve her.
>>214684838keanu's big dummy thicc thighs
>>214684843So in big brother 26 there was a girl named big mak and poop would come out of her butthole. Well that poop that came out of big mak's butthole is something I would eat. And now with big brother 27 there is a girl named lauren who also has poop that comes out of her butthole. And I would eat the poop that comes out of that lauren's butthole.
I wonder if me and lauren are both looking at the moon right now
>>214684873and this poop... did we ever SEE it coming out of their buttholes??
>>214684816Literally me
breaking records with lauren
if I was on big brother 27 and lauren got evicted then I would try to get evicted too so I could watch movies with her in the jury house
>>214684851FACT
>>214684892I am not supposed to reveal the toilet cams
>>214684816it’s not like they’d show it anyways
>>214684905HISTORIC
>>214684932come on anon we're all friends here
>>214684922who was the guy that volunteered to get voted out because he thought there was some battle back comp or whatever? is there a youtube video of that eviction?
>>214684758ribcagebros
>>214684972angel ribcage
>>214684855awwww yissssssss
>>214684953It's publicly available you just have to use the internet but I'm not supposed to tell others how unless they ask in accordance with proper decorum
>>214684972i remember lauren saying she needed to lose weight.
Laurenfags will look at this and get turned on
>>214685004yeah that made me sad, I hope she stops seeing herself that way
>>214684961lawon bb13not sure if there's video or not
>>214685011skinny is back in, get over it chubby chaser
>>214685033no unfortunately it's been lost to the sands of time
>>214684855
>>214685004Lauren could gain 10 pounds and it would be healthy for her. That's a lot of nuggies
Where is vince? also morgon was complaining earlier that she didn't get the hoh room for her hoh
>>214685093apparently he's in dri think keanu's comment and the reality of it hit him harder than thought
>>214685093in the edible taking his dr
Imagine chicken Georges big belly resting on katherine's head as he forces her to deep throat his tiny pecker & she gags from the smell
>>214685116he still won’t do anything cause he’s the biggest pussy in big brother history
>>214685132of course he won't, but he knows he should. his hohs are cursed and he suffers the most.
>>214685132vinnys a nepobaby he doesn't need the money he NEEDS mother morg in his life wise man
>>214685131Imagine lauren squatting over your head while pooping
>morgon wakes up >checks the feeds >sees ava in the kitchen>confrontation ensues
>>214685261she was afraid she missed the clock turning midnight so she can force everybody to wish her a happy birthday
i miss watching lauren take a bath
Ashley winding up Keanu had the intended effect on Morgan and Vince
morgon is being mean
>>214685334are they continuing to talk about keanu in the HoH right now? lol
only 7 more days till Vince goes full mask off cutting Morgan, winning the entire game and sneaking out immediately through a back exit door before disappearing off the face of the planet
>>214685348Yes, Morgan especially
>>214685235a bb27 classic
watching the bb13 lawon eviction. wow they missed out on having rachel battle bredan to get back into the house
>>214685409That was the time kat was rubbing her crotch on the corner of the hoh matress
>>214685433i dont remember that. i wish we had flashbacks
>>214685427kek rachel calling out the colors brendan needs to do , no one helping lawon
>>214684236opening the fridge with big mak
>>214685452The lack of flashbacks is protection against the gestapo
lauren knows all the books of the bible in orderhttps://streamable.com/45x2ri
>>214685235bae would have ran this house
they need to bring back having the audience surrounding julie. feels more comfy
>>214685496she is going to have a post bb autism diagnosis like kyland and amber
>Vince: "The fact that he doesn't see himself as arrogant, showcases... It's like a crazy person not knowing they're crazy."
>>214685564Autism doesn't exist
poor chaps arent going to talk about nothing but keanu and lauren for the next week half
>>214685587the entire medical establishment disagrees with you
kek i just saw the clip of keanu telling vince he will get second place in front of all of them
>>214685666You're all wrong
>>214685695>tales from the insane asylum
she's already got her birthday crap out
>>214685711What is autism?
>>214685725failure to recognize social cuessensory issues in one way or another
>>214684236What's with Kat's book?
>>214685720I hope she has a horrible day
>>214685752Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men(by Lundy Bancroft. )
imagine waking up to this every morning
>>214684236blue doesnt looked bogged, wtf??
Morgan was talking about "Kendra" and her infamous birthday party in BB10
>>214684236based
>>214685841*cums*
>>214685841it would be weird to sleep in a single bunkbed with someone else
HAPPY 34TH BIRTHDAY TO MORGAN POOPE
>>214684236(still no rylie)Going to be real awkward when Julie asks them about their relationship on finale night since they weren't known for anything else in the house
I’m celebrating Lauren’s birthday again today instead
>>214685740What is the cause?
>>214685841>Lauren's reaction to waking up to you every morning (you have her locked up in your basement)
You know, Kimo just had a birthday party too
>>214684236is blue gonna eat that cat??
>>214685872you would think ian could afford something nicer than a galley kitchen by now. also, quinn opening the fridge in the dark so you cant see how he lives is hilarious
>>214685825Oh shit. Riley bros...
did morgan really force ava and ashley to stay up to celebrate her birthday at 12am?
>>214686019>quinn opening the fridge in the dark so you cant see how he livesZING
watching old clips to hear her voice again….
>>214686070They were both napping for most of the evening
BB OTT 2 with Lauren as the returnee
>>214686148omg imagine getting to watch lauren do her drs that would be amazing
>>214686105Watch it Vinny
shelby, lauren, bridgette and big mak as coaches on BBOTT 2
>>214686209imagine is big mak squatted over you while pooping
I want morgan and vince to lose
>>214686252the only thing I won’t miss when /bb/ ends is your retarded ass and your shitty screenshots
>>214686254that means ashley or ava win
>>214686254We all do.
>>214686270I’d rather them than vince or morgan
>>214686300that genuinely shocks a person like me
>>214686268What are you talking about?
>>214686308I could handle an ashley win for the meme factorbut I'd punt myself into the sun if the hobbit won
>>214686320ashley did less than ava all season
>>214686308I hate their fucking guts
>>214685949nobody knows but it has clear genetic markers
FUCK!
>>214686333ashley actually bothered to gametalk even as her compfloppery made it all just evaporate into the airava purely based her games on emotions and vibes when she wasn't sleeping 18 hours a day
>>214686355So is genocide the answer?
>>214686403no? should we genocide cancer patients? after all they have an illness with no known cause
>>214686481we know what causes cancer
>>214686610no we dont, we know how cancer works, we dont know why some families are more susceptible to it
Morgan admitted to Vince that Keanu is right, Vince will get second place next to her. Vince says he obviously would still never cut Morgan.
>>214686647that's backpedaling. you said cancer has no known cause. now you're saying we don't know why some people are more susceptible than others.
>>214686669how? autism is marked by its mitochondrial and gut dysfunction. the literature says that we dont know what makes some individuals more suspectable to that (although its vaccines)
>>214686655was hilarious how open she was about it that anyone other than vince would know they had to cut her assbut their platonic friendship is too tight :)
>Vince: Keanu says shit like that, that I'm a lock for second place against anyone. But, honestly, I don't know. I think that because so many people don't know so much, that who's to say that I can't have a compelling case. That's why I'm like, "I guess you can keep saying it, fine," but I just think that would be the perfect ending to my dream show is just sitting right next to you and then whoever wins we fuckin' duke it out, and whoever has the better speech and the better resume wins.>Morgan: Yeah, I think so too. I think it'll be fun. Let's hope that that happens.
>>214686754speeches don’t change anybody’s vote vinny
Lauren’s perfect tummy
>>214686892why simp for such a vapid cunt?
>>214686973nobody is simping for you
>>214687010you couldnt be more wrong
Ava's going over days by herself, she apparently has been studying
>>214687140shock the world, ava
SHE SAID YOUR FRIENDS. WITH AN S.
THE SWEET SOUTHERN BELLE WAS CREATING A WEDGE BETWEEN US. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO PUT HER ON MY BLOCK.
fuck you morgan
Morgan just told Vince if he dumps his girlfriend she is interested in dating him in codeThis is nuts
>>214687140One of the saddest things I've ever watched was after he lost the veto, he was talking to Ava and Ashley, helping them study in the wineroom, Ava realizes that Keanu had been putting so work in remembering the days of notable events and just hugs him knowing that his journey was cut short therehttps://streamable.com/7a7qgp
>>214687649>so don't cut me okay <3333 ;)
>>214687680man. why did he throw?
welp vince basically just straight up asked morgan out post show
>>214687742god dammit i thought they went to bed and turned them off
>>214687915nigga these spergs regularly stay up till 5AM
imagine being vinny the cuck and choosing old hag morgan over a beautiful, tight laurenthis guy is nuking his game over some stale pussy, you love to see it
>>214688260cute headcanon you got going on. vinny's going back home to a slutty pawg
Vince is an unemployed 34 year old who is about to have a muscle mommy dommy with $750k who eats ass…. the weasel's gonna be alright
>>214688402lol she unfollowed herself from his ig account and stopped posting updates on it. it’s over.
>>214688454vased
>>214688465>she unfollowed herself from his ig accountwut
>>214688454He's about to have nothing cause Morgan doesn't like him like that. She's only into 10/10 jocks, and we've already seen what Morgan with a crush looks like.
>>214688510she was running his ig account while he’s gone. she unfollowed herself and stopped posting updates about how he’s doing on the show on his account.
>>214688579so i'm not the only one thinking she's using him
>>214688600how do you know she was running his ig? all i seen was her archiving her own posts
happy birthday morgan
vinny the lip bros... we won 750,000we won the baddest bitch of the seasonwe won
>>214688994the only way he can win is cut morgan and he won’t
goodnight lauren
celebrate her birthday by posting morgo's greatest hits
>>214689465fuck that cunt, I’m celebrating lauren
A Kelsey segment during finale night would be insane kino. Bonus if they get the audience to chant "JULIE!" like Jerry Springer
>>214687649https://x.com/BigBroMeme/status/1969693988841292154This is fucking insane. He's literally talking about dumping Kelsey in code
There’s a 10pm episode tonight ?? Why didn’t you warn me /bb/
Good morning ladies
>>214689908morning hogg
Day 3 of fast food binging and online gambling every day to forget about Lauren.
had a dream about cuddling and sloppy drunken sex with morgan
Anyone have the last unlocked episode? I want to see britbrit
>>214689908morning mr hogg
everywhere i go i see her face
>>214690217nightmare, you mean
they broke up?????
>>214690996I'm 5'9 is it over for me? Would Lauren really be sickened by me?
I had a dream Vince and Morgo had sex. Did they have sex? >>214690996Is Keanu really only 5'10? He looks huge in that house. I guess they evicted all the men early so he just towers over the women.
>>214689908Ohayouuu Hogg SenpaiGuess the veto ceremony still hasn't occurred. Happy Birthday Morgon.
vinny is 5'6
>>214689465I wish the the lauren plan had worked. keanu should be spilling that, but might be too harsh to bring it up on her birthday should totally do it
Good morning to Lauren.
>>214689848we all have this as our vertical monitor wallpaper to remind us
it’s a good day to love lauren
surprised nobody made one of these yet
>>214693342relentlessly based
good morning lauren
Is Lauren stupid enough to vote for Vince in F2 against anyone but Ava?
So what will be on tonight's episode if the eviction isn't?
>>214693655why not? say what you want but he won the hohs on his own and in reality morgan only ran 1 of his hohs by getting him to put up lauren but at the end of the day everything he has done has benefited him, he is still there and in position to win. the only reason morgan ever had any power is because she won vetos
>>214693834>hoh>keanu realizing he's retarded
>>214693834standard sunday ep
>>214693834Double eviction fallout and hoh
bb23 claire is single now and for you homos DX is single now too
>>214694062Nobody cares about your blown out roastie this is a Lauren general now.
>>214693834WEEK RESET BUTTON
>>214684178Ashley sisters our girl is still sitting pretty in the Big Brother house. She may get cut next week by Mince but hey, at least she's made it this far.
still waiting to see if anyone recorded this part in the orignal 720p
>>214693342lauren is my constant
>>214694062Nobody cares if the little Asian dude is single. He has zero sex appeal.
>>214694639Sadly zero sex appeal and no desire for children kills another potential life, many such millennial cases. Go get that 1000 dollar a month Bronco payment though kids!
>>214694614i have 1080p caps
>>214694834
>>214694639The girl he dated before claire just as attractive as lauren
>>214694834you have a recording from paramount+?
>>214694639he looks like a kpop star so zoomer women fawn for that
>>214694614i recorded it from plutohttps://streamable.com/skn39f
>be vince>have a miserable life>in a loveless relationship for 7 years with your gf seeing it go nowhere>a NEET at 30>apply for the show for 10 years as an escape>finally get on the show>not playing like a god, but not doing too bad either>meet a psycho, good looking motormouth girl who you become tight with in the house>start getting feeling for her and want to ditch your shitty life for her>even with all the stress of the game and potentially not winning, you're the happiest you've ever been in years
>>214695064awesome, pluto has the best quality. my lauren collection is now complete. i just didn't have the time to record that part of the day
>>214695214hell yeah we love laurtent
>>214689671lol wtf. vince really is a slimeball irl. i think morgan is just playing along so he takes her to final 2 if they are both there
Are there always girls as cute and perfect as Lauren on bb? I didn't change the channel fast enough after jeopardy last week and caught a glance of Lauren and was immediately obsessed. I have been in here Lauren posting 24/7 ever since I have never felt this way about a woman before. If only I changed the channel faster I would never know this pain.
>>214687649>>214689671>>214695544I hate Morgan but I respect it if she's playing him so he wont dump her pre final 2
>>214695758Lauren is once in a lifetime
>>214689671holy shit that weasel bastard
>>214695791lauren is the new shelby. took 9 years to get another angel as perfect. so bb35 we will get another
>>214695544Imagine dropping this for a walled quadroon with zero tits or ass. Is Vince on something?
>>214695853they lobotomized him in the dr
>>214689671>>214695853SHOUT KELSEY
>>214694639i'm assuming you prefer bears?
>>214695758youve only known lauren for a week??
>>214695853See>>214695194Six years maybe seven is the maximum a relationship can go without marriage or engagement without turning into straight hate for each other. I've seen it happen all around me once you hit that mark the dude either realizes he can't do any better and doesn't want to lose her and proposes or the relationship dies. The guy always realizes he couldn't to better too. The artificial environment of bb has convinced Vince he can do better but he's just being played and will now end up losing really the only thing going for him in his life.
>>214695937straight up diabolical to say that shit after his morgan escapades
>>214696079>dude either realizes he can't do any better and doesn't want to lose her and proposes or the relationship dieyeah, the biggest thing is the fear of what happens without that person. vince now has first hand proof he can be happy without her, which makes the choice a lot easier
Tonight's episode starts at 10pm? Is it 1 hour or 2 hours?
>>214696220think its 1 hour episode
Lauren threw bb comics when morgon was on the block
You guys like Lauren because she has no personality and looks like a child
Keanu and Ashley want to boot ava???
>>214696364i like her because she's the sweetst kindest person ever to grace big brother. she loves horror movies and roller coasters, she's athletic and also has the best fashion style.
>>214696383no, Keanu actually wants to boot Keanu, that's why he threw HOH, to avoid the blood on his hands
>>214696565>Lauren throws bbcomics because she wanted to backdoor Keanu.>Keanu throws HOH because Vinny promised him that he would put Morgan on the block. Just absolute retards directly responsible for Morgan's win.
>>214695194if you believe jimjam he was saying it was 50/50 on if he'd stay with kelsey week 1 and they aren't even living in the same place at seven years in. it's skeezy as fuck the way he went about it but I can't blame him if he was already mostly checked out regardless and fell in deep with morgan
>>214696541She also only dates men 6'3+ sorry chud.
>>214696749What is a chud?
>>214696749not a problem
>>214696813>>214696749How long would it take for me to go from 5'9 to 6'3
>>214696749im 6'2" i will just merely lie to her
>>214696882Got some bad news for you.
Laurensisters /ourgirl/ is ugly as fuck...
>>214696882this dude gained 6 inches in 10 months
Ashley being a lawyer is going to be good at remembering these details well.
>>214696931that is literally insanehttps://streamable.com/8i4kgv
OK so this is like Big Brother Final 4Oliver: doesn't have a good social game. His analytical strategy style gives his him points with the jury, he sees what others don't but he is cold and not a lot of true friends.Bill: The class clown underdog role dragged to the end, not strong enough to win challenges. He has a underlooked social game, he likes meeting a lot of people and able to cross the aisle and make all the alliances laugh and hangs out with anyone. Worst moment in the house was when celebrity guest Bill Burr and Zingbot burned him really bad making fun of his vocabulary and Bill Maher took it really hard.Seth Myers: Part of the Outcast Twist, he was voted out first at 16th but came back a new player and ended up using Colbert as a shield. There was always a bigger threat. As a loyal member of the Screaming Libtards alliance he managed to outlast bigger threats like Conan and Jimmy.Jimmy Fallon: Won several critical HoH's and vetoes, known as the challenge beast of the house he loves all games and even good at chess. The jury thinks his niceness is fake and Zingbot made a song all about that "your smile is a fake, your moves are a big mistake, when you die, nobody will make it to your wake!" everyone was like what the fuck Zingbot.Middle America just can't understand the hate but the hardcore fans like Taran from RHAP goes deep into the hate and prays that Fallon doesn't win.Final 2 were Maher and Oliver since they had "Cable TV Shields" and won the critical money challenge. John Oliver had an incredible jury speech and everyone thought it was locked in but wventually, Maher beats Oliver 4-3, Jimmy Kimmel gave the critical vote because of his old friendship with him on the TV Show Politically Incorrect. Maher's win was discussed endlessly and was quite controversial most thinking he didn't deserve it but Social Game fags used it as proof that they are right and we are wrong.
>>214697095
real talk: i know everyone wants to pretend keanu really wanted to work with lauren but the truth is, even if she never put him on her block he still would have put massive pressure on morgan to use the veto to get lauren up for the same reasons that she never touched anyones block for 70 days yada yada. theres no chance in hell he was going to let the dumb little girl beat him. his ego would never allow it
>>214697068what details?
>>214697152She's going over days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbAdtrdDFi4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvzNkVWKBkM
Keanu AFP secured
>>214698015she's still #1 on jokers but its very close 3.06 vs 3.12 for keanu
>>214698015>lauren beating won't >ava not in the top 3 after panderinggood shit
>>214698142Zach? why is he that high?
>>214696931fake poll full of jealous hags
Are any of the episodes this week super sized?
>>214698181coomers
>>214698142>ava not in the top 3 after panderingafter her not picking rachel got her evicted casuals hate her. plus she hasnt done well in any comp or had any real significant impact outside of that and her HoH win which she didnt answer a single question correctly for
>>214698181>>214698246ava's grandma
>>214698246wimmin can’t be coomers, chuddy
Any Lauren updates?
>>214698205should be normal sized
>>214698181must be because he's good looking and has been doing a lot of good pr on tiktok post-eviction i guess
>>214698116jokers has 500 votes, it's some old niche website
>>214698205nope, just later that the next two are at 10pm
>>214698315bigbrother tiktok posted the lauren farwell thing
>>214698326>last full week of bb>start of bb TAR and Sur49LET'S GO
>>214698288alright. Whores.
>>214698315she's tanning around the jury house pool
>>214698162ballet fit <3
>>214698315theres been some interviews https://youtu.be/ieb5BhTf83s?si=ajLZyW9ft4PAiLQf
>>214698142HOW THE FUCK IS ZACH 3RD?? Is it his social media shit? He didn't do SHIT on the show other than act as showmance bait. I wish Kelley was higher, she was great but not given much screen time. >Jimmy being nearly all the way at the bottom Kek. I'm still glad that fag got evicted so early.
>>214698384it’s overcast in LA so this is not surprising
AYNON WHERES MY BIRTHDAY GIFT
>>214698453yeah the ballet class https://streamable.com/c2wbbb
>>214698575^v^ never clicked a link so fast
>>214698463kek maybe people like that he kept the 10k
>>214698341Why is eviction episode 90 min and not the veto one this week? And didn't they say last week was the final Unlocked?
>>214698326they should just have a 2 hour aftershow special about the cheatmance, give kelsey like a breakup severance pay to showup
>>214698650>And didn't they say last week was the final Unlocked?apparently it wasn't kek
>>214698650wednesday has the eviction.thursday episode is a mystery? they should be playing hoh and veto and another eviction, from what was teased
>>214698015>>214698142
>>214698650Friday is not unlocked, it's probably the segments with summaries of each of F3 HGs games and the start of Final HOH Part 1 compthey've done it before
>>214698813that many people still read morty's? that's fantastic.
>>214698341>>214698818oh yea theres a friday episode wtf
morgan picking out his outfits
>>214698975He could be picking out Lauren's outfits right now...how do you cope with that.
>>214699053>>214699053>>214699053new
need….new….lauren…content…
>>214699042
I could see Keanu getting in a Critical Role one-shot
>>214698975dressing up lauren however you want
>>214698116jokers tends to be relatively useful for gauging ultrafan (think RHAPtard) sentiment, but they haven't been useful in predicting AFP in years, BBN polls almost always reflects the winner
>>214698813the fact that will is in top 3 in any of these polls shows how retarded the fanbase is. the guy did literally nothing but be black so he got to be in all the black alliances by default and sit around and do nothing all day
