I'm watching you
>>214689646Well who is “I” in this instance, and who is “you”?
>mfw anon spends all his time on the tv & film board but he hasn't rented a movie or been to the cinema in at least 10 yearsI'm watching you creep motherfuckahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cucosmPj-A
>>214689646>2hollis - poster boy starts playing
What if Doakes realized they're in a TV show?
>>214689646What would have happened if Dexter called Doakes the N word?
>>214689646Damn Tyrone, it's usually the other way around
>>214689646>No girlfriends, no social media, no job, no friends, what’s your fuckin deal you creepy motherfucker? You are like some wendigo fuck, got all the appearances of a human but none of the depth. What are you really up to? I talked to your sister, apparently you’ve never had a Reddit account. So why would someone lie about being on Reddit?… unless they had an even worse site to hide.
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
>>214689646I'm watching you ... take a shower on my hidden cam hue hue hue
>>214689646>Jesus Christ, /tv/. Jesus fucking Christ you're the Bay Harbor Poster!
>>214689687Tits are right there, plus my 10 terabytes full of legal porno
>>214689747Ironically Doakes had even less of a life than Dexter. No girlfriend, no friends, no social life at all. Dexter even relays this to him when determining which of them should take the fall as the Butcher. Doakes has nobody that cares for him at all outside LaGuerta.
>>214689646THREAD THEME>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
>>214689646Hey, Doaksey. How does it feel to know a creep motherfucker like me gets to rail this blonde bitch everynight and later on the daughter as well
>>214689786You don't know that, they never showed anything from Doakes' home life. Personally I'd bet he was really into painting Warhammer figurines, competitive racketball at the local YMCA, and he had an 8 year old French Terrier named "Queen Cuddles".
>>214689832>You don't know that, they never showed anything from Doakes' home life.We absolutely do. We see him have a dinner with his family which he treats as a get in and get out ASAP situation. Dexter even remarks to him that he never sees his family when Doakes brings up his sisters. Doakes has so little in his life he devotes his nights to obsessively following a co-worker for months.
>>214689884Hey, fuck you, anon. Fuck all of you
>>214689646>We will never get a "Doakes turns into a serial killer and becomes Dexter's true rival S3" kino
>>214689925I would've preferred Doakes is on the run for a season, trying to prove his innocence and that Dexter is the Butcher in the midst of a new serial killer and the two are briefly forced to work together before it all goes haywire.
suddenly i want to watch dex again
>>214689884>We see him have a dinner with his family which he treats as a get in and get out ASAP situation.Yes, anon, he wants to get out ASAP to return to his true passion of Warhammer 40K, plus he knows that Queen Cuddles will need to go outside to do her business. Doakes knows that his true family is his bros on the racketball court.
>>214690060I legit finished a rewatch of the first 8 a week ago and started again. It's on in the background right now. /tv/ made me do it.If it's shilling it actually worked.
>>214690067Someone I feel a creep motherfucker like you is projecting, anon
>>214689646you will watch what i want you to watch
>Normies empathized with Dexter because they also have dark secrets???????????????
>>214690211Everyone has to pretend they're someone they're not at some point, that's what makes Dexter relatable.
being a black man is being potrayed as a barbaric brute or a zesty fag it's tiring
>Weee weee>weee wooo
I like how Doakes was written as a multi-season antagonist in a way where if the show ended in season 1 (they didn't know if it there was a season 2) then it would have still ended in a cool way but when they got to make season 2 they picked up on it well. Every season after that they always fail to make a multi-season antagonist like maybe Quinn was the light version who then got defused and Louis was possibly going to do something but it failed.
>>214690258Yeah. Obviously >>214689832 was a dumb joke but I would have liked to get to know the real Doakes, make him a real person and more sympathetic, especially considering the importance that his death had to the plot. Like, I'd honestly like to see Doakes at some kind of a family wedding where despite his reluctance to dance we discover that he's really good at the Electric Slide. There should have been more effort toward showing Dexter and Doakes as autists of a different feather. The actor is attractive and likeable, like Dexter himself, and could have been a much more balanced ying to Dexter's yang.
>>214690211>>214690226It's not just that. Dexter portrayed the innocence and vulnerability of youth so convincingly that we all saw ourselves here
>>214690211normies empathized with dexter because he's the main character
>>214690361He probably lived like this being an exmilitary psychopath
I'm the guy from the other thread who just watched the first episode. I watched more and it's mid but ill keep watching
>Deb caught Dexter by just stumbling in What the fuck is this season finale
>>214689646>Cop finds out there's a man who is killing other killers, especially those who have slipped away from justice>I'm totally gonna arrest that criminal punk! He needs to know that murder is never okay!
>>214690954Don't worry, it only gets better after this
>>214691093The police (i.e. the government) want a monopoly on violence/punishment/justice. If the government allows people (vigilantes) to execute justice on their own it damages the monopoly, and thus the power of the government as the sole properitor of justice. Therefore it cannot be allowed.
>>214689646in a cargo box?
>>214690954Dexter likes taking these risks where he does his thing in an active crime scene where he thinks he will be alone. Happened in season 1 finale too btw, tho in season 1 the reason was pragmatic and in 6 it's just because Dexter likes symbolism.
>on a rewatchi cant bring myself to finish season 8 bros
>>214691337Why the fuck couldn't they just give us the ending everyone wanted for fuck's sake?
>>214690534>>214689646>>214689687epic normalfag meme, my guy
Thread song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxGLAyLhQrk
>>214691680Hey it's that edgy /mlp/ troonHow's dilation going, faggot?
>>214689646>>214689687>>214689747>>214689780>>214689784>>214689893>>214690158>>214690202>>214690534BASED, that is me keeping an eye on niggas that have done meth in the past. You are being watched you sketchy ass nigga.
>>214689646Well i'm watching you, you creep mothafucka
never watching anything after season 2 shills
^
>>214691975Watch season 4, that’s the only good one after season 2. Good thing is that you don’t have to watch season 3 because it’s such a filler season. All you need to know is that Dexter gets married.
>>214690954My favorite was the shooting range stabbing that might or might not have happened yetSo fucking retarded
>>214692041The airport kill where he was just allowed to first kidnap someone there and then chop up the body in some janitor office or something in the busy hours and nobody walked in or looked at the security cams.
>>214691785Nothing like that post meth shit and 24hour goonfest
>>214690060I just started a binge rewatch of the whole show a few weeks ago. I wanted to see it all again before watching Resurrection (I read the spoilers though so I know what happens in the the new show). I'm at the the end of season three right now.It hurts watching all these characters at Miami Metro PD that you learned to like and identify with and knowing what will happens to them ultimately.This series really is one of the most tragic of the 2000s-early 2010s.
>>214692614So which one do you think will die in season 2 of Resurrection ?Quinn or Masuka ?
>>214689701Pantera - This Love starts playinghttps://youtu.be/tymWpEU8wpM
>Season 3 Dexter : I must not let that corrupt ADA kill LaGuerta ; she's innocent !!>Season 7 Dexter : LaGuerta is a danger to me, I must kill herWhat
>>214692755He got increasingly more sociopathic after Rita's death
The best idea we generated in the last thread was that Dexter should have framed Masuka as the BHB because the blood slides were a dead giveaway.
>>214692755Well she was a danger to him, what did you expect
>>214692755Rule 1 of the code is don't get caught and even after all the shit he'd done to LaGuerta to discredit her and ruin her career she was still persisting in going after him and she was prepared to ruin Deb to do it.
>>214690258As opposed to super smart science nigga or Japanese-themed sword master with soggy French fry hair? Nigga please, you've been Hollywood's sacred cow since at least the 80s now.
Dexter General ? Dexter General then
>>214689786He has 4 sisters and a mother, there was the dinner with deb episode. Dexter's reasoning was that doakes has no one that depends on him
>>214689646>He always has 4chan /tv/ and /v/ open but I've never actually seen him watch or play anything. He seems to hate anime and Japan too but the website is about that.
>>214692968>He has 4 sisters and a motherWho you never visit.
>>214690211yeah you are totally different from "normal" people because you like to go to a website that was considered scary 15 years ago
>>214690211We all know that among all the characters of this show, the ones /tv/ posters identify with the most are this gang of rapists from season 5
>>214693075SEIZE YOUR DESIRES
>>214692347You are going down you alcoholic meth-head ;^)
>>214689687>rented a movieKek
>>214689646t-thanks, finally someone who cares for me
Here's an idea for an episode : Dexter wakes up in a plastic covered kill-room exactly similar to one of his, tied with plastic sheets to a bed with photos all around him of all the people he killed over the years, including the main antagonists of precedent seasons and even photos of those people close to him whose deaths he indirectly caused, like Rita or DebWho puts him there and how does he escape ?
>>214693336There's literally no way anyone could possibly know all that. Unless the twist is Dexter has developed a split personality and is imprisoning himself or something.
>>214691972the one in the bar is my favorite
>>214693336>Who puts him there Astor or Harrison
>>214690211Believe it or not, you don't have to emphasize with characters to like them
>>214693336I think this idea was first invented by someone when they first heard the premise of "serial killer killing serial killers" where there would also be a killer for these vigilantes. I mean technically the police is the one who hunts the vigilantes and possibly puts them out of their misery.
>>214692642My money's on Quinn
Is there a more kino black character than Doakes?
>>214689646>Doakes>Hank Schrader>?who completes the team of being able to sniff things out -- hank might've had things go under his nose but he only got tricked out of catching on earlier than he could've.
How come Daokes is ok with the asian coomer guy?
>>214694108He's not, he dislikes all lab geek-typesIt's just that with Dexter he felt from the start that something was off with him other than being a science nerd
>>214693043Watch your back fucker, you don't know me.
:'(
I've finally reached S3 and the show feels empty without him around
>>214693862you can also include Rita's junkie ex-husband and her mother