hardest kino quotes
That's so fucking rude, that kid should had throw a rock a him or somethingfucking dick
"I'm 7 years old you retard on a horse."
anons mad because nobody will remember their name
>>214689984>but i dont even have a name
>>214690001yeah and you should be out there starting scraps with 9 year olds you small-souled bugboy, that's how you carve your name into history's altar lmao"here lies some kid, he never obtained glory" lol
>>214689984>no additional shots, nor powder... compass that doesn't point north... ah. and i half expected it to be made of wood. you are, without a doubt, the worst pirate i've ever heard of.>but you have heard of me.
>>214690117What a gay thing to care about when you're dead.
>>214689984why does it look like modern day despite the costumes
>>214690166if achilles was born a slave like that boy he would have been scraping horse shit like everybody else. it was literally impossible in ancient time to be anything other than than shit shoveler if you weren't born in the nobility or upper nobility class
>>214689984>"The Operation...Is it over?">"Yes..." "Its done, Kirk."Fuck you Nolan you fucking hack
>fuck you sally
>>214690244loser mentality
>>214690265If you were born a slave it's because your father didn't prove himself as a hero
>>214689984And that kid's name? Albert Einstien
imagine this scene written today>Uh, yeah, no shit my guy. What are you, like, 8 years old? I'm freakin' Achilles. Kinda surprised you haven't heard of me, but yeah, fighting's my thing. So how about you worry about your job fetching pails of water or whatever you do all day, and let me worry about mine. 'Kay?
>>214689984People will one day forget alex's name too. Glory is fleeting.
>Why Ed, does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it.
>>214690834>Achilles>people will one day forget "alex's" nameguess you were right
>>214690286>I've taken a dunk, irk!
>>214689984
>>214689984Turns out the kid was actually Alexander the Great
>>214690117If only I was born into the upper echelons of pedo hell society, then my fake bullshit persona could be remembered and loved by the retarded masses :(
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>>214690892Achilles wasnt real
>>214691288realer than you are
>>214689984It's Thessalian, Thessalonians are residents of Thessalonica which won't be founded for centuries.
>>214690197How the fuck is that a good comeback?
Whatever this dude decides to say at any given moment.
>>214689996>That's so fucking rudeThat's what heroes were in Ancient Greece. Literally all of them were huge masculine assholes.
>>214691394They want to be notorious. If he failed at everything and never achieved a thing, no one would hear about him and he'd be just like the millions of other no name loser scum. How are you so proud to be such a simpleton you can't understand basic shit?
>It's amazing how physically exhausting it can be to do nothing.
>if his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. we should all be so fortunate.>you say poor tobey>i say poor us!
>>214690999that animation is painful to watch
>>214689984There are characters immortalized by Homer who are named just to die moments after being introduced, often failing to kill and getting killed in turn, but sometimes refusing to fight at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
>>214691430Yeah, but he's still worse than all the other ones I've heard of. He might even just be famous for sucking so bad.
>>214691063Got him. Oligarchy is dysgenic
>>214691359No u
>>214690305>And how can a man die better>than facing fearful odds,>for the ashes of his fathers>and the temples of his gods?
>>214690305>>214691566Oblivion is pretty good, not great but good, worth a watch. But that ending really elevates it. It could be 60 minutes of just complete garbage and that ending would still make it good.
>>214690698Gunn is that you?
>>214690262because we have trees and shrubs and sand in the modern day too
>If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
>>214691394>here's all the reasons why you are a shit pirate>and yet I'm a sufficiently good pirate that you know who I am and want to hunt me down
>>214690531KEK
>>214691590this, for me it's essentially a somewhat generic (but well made) sci fi film and a high quality M83 music video for most of the movie. But then suddenly the ending hits like a truck and I'm left feeling overwhelmed with optimism and love for the human raceSeverely underrated film in my book, the soundtrack in particular is the real standouthttps://youtu.be/1mkUp1V3ys0
>>214691702found the video in a higher qualityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHyM7JELGo
>>214691702>>214691718You are still an effective team.
>>214691702this song is gay as fuck, just generic sappy pop music. i was expecting some cool synthwave beats when i saw m83 mentioned. i saw oblivion when it originally came out, but wasn't aware of synthwave at the time so i figured i missed out on a cool soundtrack i might appreciate more today.i was on the cusp of rewatching it too, based on these positive comments about it, but i'm not so sure now. what a fucking shitty gay song. is it actually in the movie or does it only play during the credits or something? i might give it a chance if it doesn't play during the movie, or at least if only the instrumental version plays.
>>214691827Boo hoo nigga
>>214691741>Welcome home, Jack
>>214691420I thought they used to fuck boys like that in ancient Greece.
>>214691992that's propaganda
You watch to many movies kid.
>>214691702>>214691718NICE>>214691827I'm not going to rewatch YOU
>>214691992The Roman tyrants would push homosexuality onto the troops while shaming them for it at the same time in order to keep them out of any government jobs so they could cling to power. I'm sure you see a similar pattern taking place in america with the media.
>>214692036oh my
>"I'll snatch every motherfucker birthday"
>>214692036source????
>>214689984That's an autistic thing to say to a child
>>214690341It's a normal mentality for anyone who's mentally matured past the age of 8
Achilles was the ultimate nepo baby.
Obligatory>When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.
>>214692317DVDES-910
>>214692036Kino front ass shot.
>>214692419Insane such a based movie was created by Scott who then turned into turbocuck and made slop like Napoleon or Gladiator II.
>>214692600this is what happens when I show your wife my cool stick I found in the woods
>>214692481bless
>>214689996>should had throw a rock a him
>>214691420anon...they were massive faggots throwing eternal tantrums like the fucking drama queens they weregranted, the stories were massive kino, but the society and the people represented there were legitimate bitchesnotable exceptions on that: Prometheus, who should have been spared by canon given that he outsmarted the gods, Odysseus, who WAS spared by canon after telling Poseidon to go fuck himself, and Hector, unironically the chaddest of chads, canonically straight and willing to fight and die against a literal immortal demigod to protect his home and family
>>214691386Maybe he was a time traveller.
>tfw at least 4 women will remember me when i die because of how big an abusive asshole i wasi have aggressive lymphoma ill probably be dead by next year
>>214690999Ugly animation, retarded lyrics.
>>214692636That's a weirdly shaped stick you've found.
>>214692481What does this mean for someone not eternally online?
>>214692748Jav code, newfriend.
>>214692748get outta here, dewey. You don't want nonna this shit!
is there a good site to look through various javs?
>>214692373more like mentally raped into submission by the age of 8
>>214692807>>214692751Is there a way to learn this power?Id be happy with a url
>>214693039Lurk moar, learn a thing or two.>>>/jp/
>>214691590I really like the drone sound effects design, theyre almost like robot versions of the scream from invasion of the body snatchers. Like the tet digitised the screams of the people it tortured and cloned
>>214690286>Debate you? No I think you are done, Kirk
>>214692807And you never paid for pornography.
>>214692572Whatre you retarded? Its pro muslim propsganda
>I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been when I am what could've been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence. My grass is always green. Consider, Mr. Fisher... there are two men sitting here before you, and one of them you should be very afraid of. Where's my money?
>>214690531WORD, I still remember tyrone jamal
>>214692990missav123
>>214692807>its called jav porn dewey, they censor genitals and shriek like banshees and their idea of sex is slobbering on each others face for 72 minutes. >Its terrible but i keep getting suckered by glamshots
>>214690197>>214691394>>214691430The callback to that part shortly after is terrific.The script for that first Pirates was really something.
>>214690999Negroid coded, thanks upside down Satan.
>"Excuse me! I currently have the right of way to traverse this crosswalk at this moment!"
>>214691418Flash Gordon is filled with superb campy dilivery of cheesy dialogue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJV7CfVjgro100% terrific acting
>>214692701Based complex giver, ask me anything within the law is fair game
>>214692701That's the way to live forever. What a legend.
>>214693262>I-I dont want to become a weeb, now
>>214693176No, it's not, especially not the Director's Cut. Both sides have vicious fanatics and morons.It even downplays certain parts. Remember how Saladin mentions that, when the First Crusade took Jerusalem, they murdered Jews and Muslims? That's not true... they also murdered the local Christians.
>>214692600Just a quick factoid for the virgins in the crowd - no, unless you have an actual, unironic micropenis, 95% of women don't care about the size.
>>214693637>they also murdered the local ChristiansGood
>>214693658Of course they do, mine is 12cm and they consider it small.
>>214689984>Whatever-whoever becomes the President should just really clean it up. You know what I mean? Sometimes I go out and I smell it, I get headaches it's so bad, you know...They just never go away you know...It's like...I think that the President should just clean up this whole mess here. You should just flush it right down the fucking toilet.
>>214693039Bruh i literally ctrl c and v'd it and found it. How can you even post on here
>>214693176>>214693637the first and second act of the movie are excellent but the third act shits the bed. Regardless of whether you agree or disagree with the political message of the film, it's poorly handled - it goes from this semi-realistic reinterpretation of the life and times of the crusader kings with a heavy focus on duty to god, morality, and the importance of good leadership and suddenly tries to cram 1000 years of philosophical change and evolution into the last 20 minutes such that the characters suddenly start advocating for a pseudo-modern cosmopolitan system of government out of nowhere (and suddenly the entire film becomes about the creation of this 'kingdom of heaven'). Again, whether you like or dislike the politics, it's POORLY DONE. It's very much an example of a film which is lesser than the sum of its parts, because the first two acts are top tier crusade kino.
>>214689984Ever heard of "herostratic fame"?
This sub is wrong but the original line: No reason to introduce to the dead - is very good.
>>214690351...its more likely cause a hero raped your mom.In the South, it was commonplace for Slave owners to have several of their half brothers 'working' for them.
>>214693770Are you talking about the Theatrical Cut or the Director's Cut?
>>214693850I actually don't know, this is just the version that I watched recently with my girlfriend's family. I didn't see which version it was. I can probably tell you which one it is if you tell me what the main differences are
>>214693889Was the main character just a blacksmith, or a retired engineer from the French army?
>>214693902just a blacksmithwait holy shit they change THAT much about the film?also just did some googling and I may have to watch the director's cut now because this sounds like I was robbed
>>214693810There's no reason to speak to the dead at all, but he couldn't help himself from being a smartass.
>>214693932Yes, the Director's Cut makes several plot points make a lot more sense.The aforementioned change to the protagonist's past, for example. Him being an engineer explains why he knows about setting up an irrigation system, or his knowledge on siege warfare.
>>214693976yeah I'm watching the director's cut then, having read some more about it it sounds like they fixed virtually every problem I had with the film (insufficient character development to justify what happens in the 3rd act + the 3rd act being rushed). Unfortunately it seems like they kept that cringe ass speech but I can tolerate that
It's Shakespeare so it's kind of cheating but this is some hard ass shit right here>Tennis balls, my liege?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNVB-qi0qyYOne of the hardest monologues in 'Speare.
>>214692572>based movieThey depicted the Templars as ruthless savages killing and plundering while they were probably the most disciplined force in the entire region at the time.Als them constantly saying "when the christians butchered everyone" while they were taking back their territory from invaders
>>214694178 You should go learn about crusades but then again:>i did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
>>214689984I get Achilles was trying to learn him some courage, but the kid only said he wouldn't want to fight him, he didn't say he wouldn't fight him if he had to. Bravery doesn't have to be stupidity.
>>214692419His performance is great, his lines are gold. Wonderful movie for him alone.
>>214690531based
>>214692544Kagura my beloved
>>214689984>The Thesselonian you're fucking... he's the most hung man I've ever seen... I wouldn't want to take him. >Just keep practicing kid.Why were the Greek like that?
>>214693658Cope Rajesh
>>214693000Go think of all the cute boys you hope will remember you
>>214693262>>214692807>>214693132Kino but the extended edition had too much dick
>>214695032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f2kGHcdJYU&t=67sexceptionally quotable movie
>>214693976What the fuck, I must rewatch this movie.
>>214690335based. bet the new movie is going to reference this line
>>214694954FUCK, this monologue makes me depressed every time
>>214693781How did he burn marble?
>>214695239There was stuff inside that was not made of marble
>>214689984I hope that kid died horrifically in the mines.
>>214693365>>214690197How did Disney make such kino and then proceeded to spend 10 years shitting old hot steamy liquid diarrhea
>>214695631God only knows. Don't cry that they couldn't keep up the quality, eat popcorn to that they made it at all.
>>214695605rude
>>214695769Yeah, I'm thinking based.
>>214695885Great to see Courage Wolf managed to break into acting.
>>214695631PoTC was historically a very risky project and you just don't see that kind of stuff getting the greenlight today. It was pre-capeshit and pre-Lucas Films purchase so it was one of the last times we saw an artist be given free reign and a huge budget. On top of this the director was a VFX artist most special effects were done in-house as opposed to shipping scenes off to malaysian CGI studios for post-production. Only the 2000s could have created the cultural and technological conditions for a lightning in a bottle like this, I doubt we will ever see anything like it again.
KONNICHIWAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwD1MIMnJz0
>Put your hands up.>Noo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHYAG01aaY
>>214689984Every human being who ever lived will be forgotten eventually.
>>214696805everyone except for 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AmGMzbUAM
>>214696805life isn't about being "remembered" it's about what you experience. and the fact that you are here on this website right now is a sign that you are sheltering yourself from experiencing life
>>214689984Honestly, what's with all this "I want people to remember my name" crap? Are Genghis Khan or Alexander any less dead because people still remember them?
>>214693482He didn’t say that. He said “Hey, I walkin’ over ‘ere with my… GREAT ASS!”
>>214697116their memory lives in the living world and spirit in the afterlife
>>214696046>>214695631>>214696046Let me list everyone why this movie (and similar movies) succeeded in entertainment AND production (value):Jerry Bruckheimerand maybe Gore Verbinkski
>>214697116Deathcope. Like you said: they're dead all the same. They're rotting just as much as the peasant next to them.
>>214692013t. effeminate bearded greek
>>214697323>>214697116so if you want the takeaway from both these posts, the goal is to the be the biggest dick and known to swing it so people remember your name?pic related
>>214697116They are disappointed with their lives so they yearn for something that transcendents it.
>>214689984Looking back it wasn't a bad movie why it gotten mid reviews? Same for Kingdom of Heaven
>>214696739>My name is Maxi-
It is not what he is saying but how he is saying
>>214696805Blatantly untrue. There's no reason why figures like Jesus, Napoleon, Buddha, Muhammad, Caesar etc will be forgotten as long as civilisation still exists. If anything they've become more well known over time.
>>214689984if the young no name fight the giant and lose, who would remember him?dumb quote.
>>214690197that whole scene is brilliant and davenport is great bantering with depp
>It is not what he is saying but how he is sayingi can tell, because the quote is ass and lame
>>214696879Alexander, Napoleon, Hitler.Those are the big 3. Oh, right, Cesar.Maybe, MAYBE Washington. But who knows? In 3000 years if America falls shortly after today it will only be the richest nation at one point in time. Maybe not even that. Does anyone here know the richest nation on Earth for any given century?
>>214689984If Achilles existed today, he would be whoring himself on every popular social media platform.
>>214699211>If Achilles existed todaythat is paradoxical. it is impossible for people like him to exist because all men are incredibly weak physically and especially mentally now. basically your great grandfather fought in WW2 so that you could sit around gooning and playing nintendo switch at 30 years old
>>214698872pay 1000 $s for a place for you only sleep at
>>214699132Genghis Khan. Stalin.
>>214694833Achilles is telling him he lacks the reckless instinct that is needed to become a legendary war hero. It's innate.
>>214691418He's also great as Kimg Richard IV in Blackadder
>>214700010he was terrible as Augustus in I, Claudius however. maybe it's just I have a specific image of what I imagine Augustus to have been like and loud and boisterous isn't one of thembut I agree he's fantastic in everything else
>>214697313Not citing Depp is a crime. The barbossa actor and him carry that movie hard
>>214691590>>2146917022067 is a sleeper hit, to me. Got dogged on all the review sites, probably because of Kwanten - but the soundtrack just dials it up to 11. Kristen Axelholm and Kenneth Lampl knock it out of the park.
>>214699078This quote is ass because Don is literally lying here, he is a petty bitch and he fucked that guy over deliberately because of jealousy.
>"you're the guy she fucks in the handicapped bathroom a handful of times, but I'm the guy she's going to marry"
>>214700937what a victory
>>214690335But then how does he remember it happened on a Tuesday? Plothole?
>>214700937This guy is bragging about getting sloppy seconds.
>>214701074>>214701283I mean, if being the shiniest turd in a bowl of shit is a victory....
>Make no mistake. This is a holy war.>A War for the Planet of the Apes
>nice outfit>did your AIDS spreading boy adopting child raping monkeypox carrying HIV poz load faggot of a husband make it for you?
>>214696411Keanu your line was "whats'up fellas?"
>>214699132>>214699382alexander, caesar, hitler.
>>21470113014.3%
>>214700052Probably because you watched Rome first. Augustus was generally regarded as a badass and not some fruity twink, he was the actual founder of the empire and not Caesar.
>>214693121>counting or not counting gang violence?
>>214689984Isn't Achilles a demigod? That's not really fair
>>214692697>Hector, unironically the chaddest of chads, canonically straight and willing to fight and die against a literal immortal demigod to protect his home and family>mfw he didn't read the EpicDude, Hector goes out like a bitch. Achilles literally chases him around because Hector doesn't want to die.
>>214691992>>214692013>he fell for jewslop The Greeks had several insults for fags. The degeneracy of the upper classes all over today is an easy comparison.
