Who will survive the talkshow purge?
>>214690615We are all The Raped
Bill Maher and maybe John Oliver since their shows are a different format.
>>214690615gutfeld
Bill Maher and John Oliver because they're on HBO. At some point years down the line HBO will prune Oliver but Maher will be on until he dies.
>>214690615never would have guessed seth mayers would be one of the last ones standing
>>214690679Bill's show is actually interesting because he brings on people from opposing political viewpoints to discuss things and say fuck. Oliver is just screeching agitprop.
>>214690694Seth Meyers accepted a pay cut, budget cut and firing his band last year to secure a contract through 2028
>>214690786Not very union friendly desu. He's always been the blandest dork on tv. Loren Michaels must go to bat for him
>>214690615WTF is it with burgers and this retarded talk show shit?Do they all watch that trash religiously or something?
>>214690615they'll never cancel fallon just because the tonight show has been around for so longplus he's got a shitty ride at universal and I think some kids show on peacock or something
>>214691600its like influencers for people born before 1995
>>214690615Nobody will know because nobody watches TV anymore
>>214690860what you kinda ignore is that he also seems to be the smartest among them
>>214691804Nah it's because he's the only jewish show host This job has always been for white men
>>214690615maher and fallon will be the only survivors
>>214690615Bill Maher is for Bill Maher not anyone else, the guy literally just likes to hear himself talk and call other people stupid if they disagree with him and the audience roars in laughter because the sign tells them to laugh, it's pathetic.
Jon Stewart, since The Daily Show stopped being culturally relevant after the Bush presidency.
>>214691837wtf?Surely Kimmel, Fallon, and Maher are also jewish. I thought that was common knowledge?and then Oliver, I think he pretends to be British but really look at him. Hes gotta be one too.Colbert? maybe. The rest are Shabbos goy at best.
>>214690615We should get them all in an arena and give a show to the last one left alive.
>>214690615Based Bill
>>214690615Fallon because he's the only one with 0 talent
>>214692437>0 talenthttps://youtu.be/ZWjTUKoQq9A
>>214690615they're all weak effeminate sōy-jews and cryptos
>>214693532they all sound the same. he's about as good as your mate down the pub
>>214691600no one watches these fagsthats the point
>>214690615>purge>*return pr stunt*>re brand with a different nameI need that money now!
None of them have been executed, so all of them will survive.
>>214690615probably Maher since he’s a massive zio kike
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>>214691600>>214691781More like born before 1975 given their audiences were all 60+ boomers and very early gen x.
>>214694252I watched John Oliver for a while and I don't know why. I definitely felt "hypnotized". At one point he made fun of Jazz music and for some reason that snapped me out of it, turned it off after that and never watched again.
>>214690615>Colbert - Cancelled>Kimmel - FiredThose are the only ones I know what happened. How did the other ones dissapear? Isn't Noah and O'Brian still on television?
>>214694461O'brien left years ago. And they downsized his show before that too.
>>214690615NBC stupidity gave their clowns contracts thru 2027, so they're safe. Unless they say something so outrageous they can be fired for cause. Or if something in their private life pops up. Looking at you Seth.
>>214693532those were all fukcin shit
>>214690615ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
adam friedland
I thought current year guy got cancelled a while ago?>>214691600Their audiences overwhelmingly skew 60+, boomers literally get their news from these pieces of shit. They had ridiculous political power in the 2010s but now people arent taking them seriously anymore and theyre facing pressure from the president so its time for them to go
>>214690615Probably just mahr because he owns half of HBO.
>>214690615Bill Maher will be the last man standing. He has taken the chudpill.
>wins in your path>heh, nothing personal kid
>>214690679this.>>214690699Oliver is formulaic.That hackneyed Daily Show format should be satirized more to show how shallow it is.
>>214696630Jimmy enjoyed suckling Sarah’s futa dick and she taught him the ways of Jew sorcery.
>>214691600chat shows
>>214696630>working McDonalds in "flyover country"Neoliberal Hell.A fate worse than death for these "people"
Could this or a show like it work in these shitty times?
>>214696630>the chudpill.What’s that mean, he’s capable of having an original thought?
>>214690615Why aren't networks jumping at the opportunity to cut dead weight? Which one of these guys actually still has an audience larger than what some random streamer gets on a Tuesday?
>>214690615OK so this is like Big Brother Final 4Oliver: doesn't have a good social game. His analytical strategy style gives his him points with the jury, he sees what others don't but he is cold and not a lot of true friends.Bill: The class clown underdog role dragged to the end, not strong enough to win challenges. He has a underlooked social game, he likes meeting a lot of people and able to cross the aisle and make all the alliances laugh and hangs out with anyone. Worst moment in the house was when celebrity guest Bill Burr and Zingbot burned him really bad making fun of his vocabulary and Bill Maher took it really hard.Seth Myers: Part of the Outcast Twist, he was voted out first at 16th but came back a new player and ended up using Colbert as a shield. There was always a bigger threat. As a loyal member of the Screaming Libtards alliance he managed to outlast bigger threats like Conan and Jimmy.Jimmy Fallon: Won several critical HoH's and vetoes, known as the challenge beast of the house he loves all games and even good at chess. The jury thinks his niceness is fake and Zingbot made a song all about that "your smile is a fake, your moves are a big mistake, when you die, nobody will make it to your wake!" everyone was like what the fuck Zingbot.Middle America just can't understand the hate but the hardcore fans like Taran from RHAP goes deep into the hate and prays that Fallon doesn't win.Final 2 were Maher and Oliver since they had "Cable TV Shields" and won the critical money challenge. Eventually, Maher beats Oliver 4-3, Jimmy Kimmel gave the critical vote because of his old friendship with him on the TV Show Politically Incorrect.
>>214696757not all audiences are equalan audience of 10 CEOs major multinational companies is more valuable than an audience of 1 billion street shitting indiansnot saying that Kimmel's audience was more valuable, but you have to understand that having influence over audiences is dependent on the worth of the people in the audience. its not based on pure numerical size
>>214690786damn he really wanted to hold on a little longer
>>214696835His audience was 1.7 million, which is actually significantly larger than I would've guessed although still nothing nation wide, but most tellingly only 12.9% of that is in the 18-49 demographic. He is being watched by lefties and boomers that fell asleep with the tv on. Talk about irrelevant.
>>214696951you still don't get it
>>214696757they will. they just don't want to do it all at once since it's admitting their boys were flops. this was the perfect opportunity to kill Kimmel since it looks like it's Trumps fault
what the fuck is wronf with talk show hosts? Are they all psychotic?
>>214696711Yep.
>>214690615it doesn't matter because none of them match craig ferguson
>>214697939Tik tok subtitles are fucking cancer
>>214697939>thank god for letting me cull my unborn child in the wombyou just know which
>>214692409Only MaherKimmel, Fallon, and Colbert are all Catholic mutts
