>midgets walking slowly with Enya wailing in the backgroundit's wild that these movies are so popular and acclaimed
>>214701692>brown thirdie cannot comprehend kinosad
>>214701692>Shitting on Enya Go die
>>214701756this, how can anyone hate Enya?
I have come to the conclusion that Enya is the ultimate brownoid filter. If you cannot understand the perfect beauty of her music, you are too many shades too dark to qualify as white and are therefore a no good dirty nigger.
>>214701820Enya is a test for having a soul or not
it's capeshit for neckbeards
https://youtu.be/Ih-Svz0qLes
It's strange. In my home country, Enya is loved, appreciated, and considered music to commit suicide to.
>>214701820>>214701887I agree with both of these statements
>>214701930That was supposed to be Game of Thrones
>>214701930That is a profoundly idiotic statement and I don't even like them that much
>>214701692So simple, yet Bezos and his cronies couldn't beat it
>>214702070evil cannot create and stuff
>>214702086fake quote
>>214702231fair enough. still true though.
>>214701930Factually untrue. Capeslop didn't care about the ways how the movie, and scenes were shot, in front of a screen, with actors having costumes digitally added to their body. LotR had to use body doubles, perception of a set piece.
>>214701930capeshit for neckbeards is just regular capeshit
>yeah this movie about elves, dwarfs and magical rings is seriously the best film of all timethat shit is corny af
>>214702052The midget in the case is a deformed rapist
>>214702019They play it in the suicide pod?
>>214701692
it's a good song thoughhttps://youtu.be/zbN-pjV4R7o?list=RDzbN-pjV4R7o
>>214702513Literally, yes. And it is included in many "suicide kits". I remember seeing it on "people who bought this breathing mask, and this tank of helium ALSO bought best of Enya" on Amazon recomendation.
they're good popcorn movies but winning all those oscars was a bit too much
>>214702939The oscars were for the entire trilogy.Really Fellowship should have won more as it was the best of the three, but oscars are gay participation awards granted on the whims of theaterfags according to whatever interpersonal politics they imagine at the time rather than some quantifiable metric.
>>214702939>mystic River>lost in translation>fucking sea biscuit>Master and Commander>cold mountain>last samuraiabsolutely not. even as obviously the weakest part of the trilogy it absolutely DESTROYED the slate of Oscar bait that year
>>214701692I wish it was more like that and less like a 4 hour CGI video game battle. Fellowship was almost perfect.
>>214703354Master and Commander is a, ahem, Masterpiece. Even next to the rings trilogy.
>>214701692Are you a woman?
>>214701692You will never be white.
>>214701788PASSIONATE SEX WITH ENYA
who the fuck is that
>>214701788>>214701820For me it's Elizabeth FraserWhat is this type called anyways?
>>214702513Yes. Enya also shows up in Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei as part of the suicide box.
>>214701692Enya is based af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj139dE7tFI
>>214702243>sure, you've debunked me, but I'm still rightwoman moment
Even the fucking trees walked in this movie
>>214701692Only white people get it. It's like you OP and Wakanda.
>>214707964maybe you should learn how to read darkie, and see what paraphrasing means
>>214701692>midgets walking slowly with Enya wailing in the backgroundthis never happens and I don't think enya has ever "wailed" in her entire career. kill yourself for making such a stupid ragebait post and then kill me for reading it.
>>214701756>>214701788>>214705764>mfw fellow enyacels on /tv/Holy based. Post your favorite Enya songs ITThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8iYAo90pEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiBwr4U59EIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiyiexKOaHkMy favorite thing about her is the consistency; not a single bad song in her entire discography. I hope she's doing well, she's old as fuck now; still remember my 2nd grade teacher played Orinoco flow before class started every day and it stayed with me all these years.
>>214706173She sang the elves' lamentation for Gandalf when they get to Lothlorien. I only found that out recently
>>214706173>What is this type called anyways?it's called "my cute tomboy gf"
whites will go extinct in like 2 decades who cares about what they like?
These are some of the most overrated movies ever. I genuinely don't understand how people are so obsessed with it. It's like you people have never watched a movie that wasn't Hollywood garbage or have never read a book that wasn't some trashy pulp. The LOTR movies are popcorn flicks on par with Star Wars and Marvel movies, not art. If you want to watch a good movie, watch The Mirror by Tarkovsky
>>214705956Goomli
>>214709797Just like the elves. Pottery.
>>214701788>>214708104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQwgpaLR6ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dII like how it's melodramatic, hopeful and inspiring at the same time. Epic music. Kino, if you will.
>>214709815>watch The Mirror by TarkovskyI did and it was boring as fuck
>>214708104>https://youtu.be/UoNGYiWbBk0?list=RDUoNGYiWbBk0>https://youtu.be/uinlWB5W8rU?list=RDuinlWB5W8rU>https://youtu.be/whIYv3_CvqU?list=RDwhIYv3_CvqU>https://youtu.be/qH7nbywuySA?list=RDqH7nbywuySA>https://youtu.be/gObUqHsxc5A?list=RDgObUqHsxc5A
>>214708104https://youtu.be/KUrs2hJZlrs?list=RDKUrs2hJZlrs&t=1654
>>214702398And an opera about dwarfs, valkyries and a magical ring is the best opera of all time. What is the matter? Too white for you?
>>214712245Is Madame Butterfly any good? It plays next month in the theatre and I'm thinking about going.
>>214709509maybe you got confused because Enya does have a song called Lothlorien on her 1991 album Shepherd Moonshttps://youtu.be/u6aHtdoXPiw?list=RDu6aHtdoXPiw
>Eithne PádraigÃn Nà Bhraonáinkino name desu
>And who can say where my fart blows, Where my shart goes, Only Mutts
>>214712245>breaking bad enjoyersBased
>>214709815>The LOTR movies are popcorn flicks on par with Star Wars and Marvel moviesLOTR is easily above those
>>214705956Gimli's wife standing in.
>>214702398>>214712213lmao btfo'd that half-breed
>>214701788Who can say
>>214713186where they're taking themis it Isengard
>Really Fellowship should have won more as it was the best of the threethis and the competition wasn't that great either
Based Enya enjoyers ittShepherd Moons is a masterpiece
>always make sure I sit through the cast roll during the credits for those kino drawings and Into the West
Enya a cute
2000s were the last soulful decade, movies never recovered after that. The first major industry to get truly fucking shit
>>214701788>>214706173Their music is more attractive than they are.
>>214713365>it's the extended credits that lists and thanks the entire fan club
what made them think "this is the guy to adapt LOTR"?
>>214701930Capeshit for neckbeards is just capeshit. Harry Potter is capeshit for women.
>>214702518Major KEK
>>214714017It was the opposite. He wanted to adapt it so much they just conceded
>>214714017Braindead is unironically epic
>>214714113The Frighteners also doesn't get enough credit
>>214714017That was my first reaction too...Peter Jackson as in Braindead?
If no one here has seen Meet the Feebles its easily as epic as LOTR.
>>214714144I've seen it. It has everything going for it but it's just too goddamn weird and messy and ends up not working. Still worth watching though. It's also an unofficial sequel to Full Metal Jacket.
>>214701756>>214701788>>214701820>>214701887It's because they sound like monk chants. There were even chant groups back in the 90s that rose largely due to Enya's popularity. If you can't appreciate it, that means you don't understand Christian European culture and heritage, or you simply have an outright disdain for it.
>>214714214I just appreciate it as being the last good thing Michael J Fox was in
>>214714246er no chud, all modern music was born out of Black American Blues music, even Enya.
>>214701692frodo was paid like 100k for the movie while galadrielle got 1million each scenefucking unfair
>No niggers>no brownsGod we had it so good, didn't we? For just a shining moment, we were free. Free. Now there's SHIT everywhere I look. Subhuman fucking FECAL MATTER all over the fucking place. Sickening.
>>214714670who's galadrielle?
>>214714773oh didnt know it was galadrielle only in the french version, im taking about cate blanchettsorry
>>214701820meanwhile the Hobbit had ed sheeran
>>214714017>>214714089He basically shopped around a whole plan of how we was gonna adapt it, he wasn't chosen for his ability as a director so much as for the strength of his vision for the films You also have to understand that while Lord of the Rings was a hugely successful book, it didn't have the massive IP recognition that it had after the movies. So think if someone wanted to adapt something like Treasure Island or Hercule Poirot or Sherlock Holmes or whatever- it wouldn't be that crazy for an indie director to take it on if they walked in the door with a really concrete path to how they were going to make it a realityAnd each of the movies was made for less than 100 million (which is still a shitload but wasn't on the high side for tentpole films at the time)Ironically every studio he pitched to wanted to do the entire trilogy in one movie, he was pitching a two movie plan since he didn't think anyone would go for a full trilogy. New Line was the only studio that pushed for the full three.
>>214701692>we will call ourselves.... the FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING>AND WHOOOO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES>WHERE THE DAY FLOWS>ONLY TIMEkino
>>214714670Cate was already well known and Elijah had a rew bit roles as a child. Its the same reason Bloom made 70k or whatever pittance he received.
>movie has a simple shot of 9 dudes walking by a rock>regarded as one of the most iconic scenes in the filmLotR is just kino.
LOTR was one of the last few big Hollywood productions with soul
>>214717848I can hear it now>WOAAOAOAOAHHH
>>214701788>she lives alone with her cats>in a fucking castleHow the fuck.I'd marry her and her cats.She could sing me to sleep in the tower of our castle every night.
>>214718442she just likes being by herselfhttps://youtu.be/lN6Bqhno6HY?t=88
>>214701788Enya is fucking awesome, no homo
>>214702310dishonest filmmaking
>>214705956Glup Shitto
>>214705956why couldn't they just have John Rhys-Davies be on his knees?
>>214701930The seething replies prove you right kek
>>214719004Why is the faggot wearing Australias boot kicking boot?
>>214705956that's Warin' Oakenbeard
>>214701788Who? The fact that she had no kids and decided to be a coward instead.
>>214714706this is one of those posts where it seems like you took a screenshot of it after making it and stored it in a folder called '4CHAN RACISM EVIDENCE'
they're good but overrated
>They got a cave troll!Reddit
I wonder if there is any truth to the urban myth that John Lennon once approached Stanley Kubrick with a pitch to adapt the trilogy into a single epic film? Guess who he had picked to play the hobbros?himself, Paul, George and Ringo...but which would play which?
>>214723803John as FrodoPaul as SamGeorge as MerryRingo as Pippin
>>214701930so true!
I love Enya!
>>214708104kinohttps://youtu.be/Jl8iYAo90pE?list=RDJl8iYAo90pE
>>214712260only Puccini opera I've seen is La Boheme and I was very bored by it
>>214721944lmao your never gonna have kids
>>214705956rosie o'donnell
>>214701692white people be like>woooaaah is that a gross looking dirty midget rolling around in the dirt and allergic to showers? i identify with this!
>>214723803John as FrodoGeorge as SamPaul as PippinRingo as Merry
>>214725990>if its not a revenge movie its capeshit
>>214724630>Frodo wouldn't have got very far without SamKek yep this works
>>214721944A coward? WTF
>Concerning Hobbits>Theme of the Fellowship (The Ring Goes South)>Rohan theme>Nazgul / General bad guy themeWhat other motifs are immediately recognizable?
>>214701930its not capeshitits robeshit
>>214701692>Fellowship > The Two Towers > Return of the Kingand theatrical cuts only, of course
