>you got soft handsHow do you respond without sounding mad?
thanks!
You got soft tits
>>214702382>I also have all my hair, and my youth, and an education, and a 6 figure job where I don't deal with white trash every day. You, Cletus?
>>214702523>heh, this kid sounds like a nerd. How about I give you a wedgie Poindexter?
>>214702382I keep them soft for your mom lmao
>>214702382Offer him a handjob in the back of his sleeper truck
>>214702556>I asked you a question, Cletus. No habla ingles? Typical trucker.
>>214702382I don't have soft hands though
>>214702382Your mother's are much softer.
My autism would just stare at the horizon in silence pretending I'm looking for someone, ignoring him
And?
>>214702523truck driving pays well over 6 figures
>>2147044798 figures?
>>214702523I mean someone has those things, but not you.
You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?
>>214702382It's funny how truckers have this attitude of being hardworking manual labor types when most of them, save for for flatbed guys or local delivery guys, spending 99% of their working time sitting on their ass.
>>214704479LOL
>>214702382>”then them around your neck will be enjoyable for both of us”>ACK->*forehead vein bulges*>”stupid cunt”>*snap*>”your big truck is gay as well”>*backflips into Lamborghini as massive cock hits the window frame*>”fuck you”>drive away blasting video game OSTs
>>214702382>better soft hands than a soft dick my mom always used to tell me, and you know what? she was right
you got gucci loafers
>>214706667I kneel, gamer-sama
>>214702382Literally just agree that they are soft, and then feign ignorance as to why they would make that comment. Hit them with a >Is that bad?Once they start having to explain their insult it loses all meaning. You can do this with basically anything.
>>214702382*spits on him then runs away laughing because he’s too old and fat to catch me*Classic. Used to do this to uppity boomers often. Age and sedentary lifestyle has them puffing and yelling as they waddle after you. Tripping/pushing them over as well is even funnier.
>>214706740>Classic. Used to do this to uppity boomers often. Age and sedentary lifestyle has them puffing and yelling as they waddle after you. Tripping/pushing them over as well is even funnier.Then you woke up, faggot.
>>214706752*spits on you and runs away*
>>214706775fuck you nigger
>>214702382>what was that? im sorry, i couldnt hear you. >oh, my hands are soft? what does that mean?>oh, interesting. well anyway, see you around! have a good day.
>>214706740Jesus christ I bet you're a grown ass adult but still dress like a faggot emo teenager
>>214702382Rape him
>>214702382Your wife receives more miles of penis than you drive while you're away
>>214702382You got back pain, I say in a not mad tone of voice
>>214702382Truggin' used to be kino, now it's like most of them are jeets, spics, or polacks. You don't really see too many boring white guys like this anymore.
>>214706752cant catch me fat boomer bitchtits faggot haha
>>214707336you're retarded
>>214702382I really don't have soft hands, they're all calloused and shit.If we were shaking hands or something and he said that I would just crush his hand and not let go until he showed visible pain.
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>>214702382My family owns a trucking company and I worked there for ~20 years.Every trucker that was a "soft hands" kind of guy always did the least amount of work labor wise like I could wrap 10 skids in shrinkwrap while they did 1 and they'd struggle to move boxes and only wanted to do easy loads to and from places with no dollies or pallet jacks etc. involved.I think like 3 or 4 of them died in my time there by 60? One of them didn't die but still had the heart attack that tried.
>>214702382"Mhm."
>>214702382>Thanks, I moisturize. Glad you noticed!
