>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-RDNYB>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-RDNYB>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-RDNYB>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-RDNYB>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-RDNYBYep, it's already out in 4K!Is it worse than Superman??
Yeah, I’m still not watching it, lol.
>>214713063Galactus gets pushed around by a single woman with psychic powers. It's clearly woke trash.
>>214713063People remember the 2015 reboot more, because of the "Say it again?" scene, than this garbage that came out yesterday.Completely memoryholed.
as woke as superman I guess
I'll watch it for my bogged queen.
anyone got a magnet
>>214713154fuck off
>>214713145gross
>>214713063I liked the set design and retrofuturism. The rest was forgettable. Galactus jobs being solo’d by invisible woman using mommy strength. Despite having an entire alternate universe to wreck there are no stakes and nothing happens. Presumably they wanted to use Galactus when they bring in F4 to the main universe with the Dr Doom shit? But they establish him being a cunt. It’s like making WEWUZ KANG your main villain and having him beaten by Ant Man. You know what they didn’t do with Thanos? Have him beaten up by Spiderman, just before showing him off in the final movies. Because that’s dumb.
At my Landmark Cinemas screening, it looked like a 720p image blown up on the bigscreen, everything looked weirdly blurry, especially the SFX.
>>214713145I love bimbos <3
>>214714085just download this 20GB rip>The.Fantastic.Four.First.Steps.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>>214714061Galactus entered some sort of netherverse portal at the end, right? The ending shot with a hooded Dr. Doom is so pathetic I have to believe there's a better alternate cut out there that sets up a sequel properly and jettisons that spacefaggery. All the villains are baby-chasers and if you're not a parent something's definitely lost in translation. Also I wish there was a scene where the team actually speaks in awe of their newfound powers but I guess after four years or so they're a bit bored of them?
>>214714101she looks good in the movie, it might be an issue with still photos>>214714103I stopped torrenting probably fifteen years ago after installing a bad client, but I guess I could grab qBittorrent (?)
I'm just not interested in watching it.
>>214713063Why aren't we talking about this?
>homosexuals in space delivering babies was not the smashing success Marvel had counted onI guess they thought they had people locked in with silver surfer-ess
>>214713063>edited like a tiktok video>no exposition at all>just goes from one random to another>horrendous cast who all look like they don't want to be there>plot if it can be called that is retarded and nothing>jobbed galactus>fem silver surfer pointless>movie should have been set 80% space travel shit
>>214714101>getting work done/fillers etc whilst heavily pregnantWomen are fucking monsters.
>>214713063
Its amazing how /tv/ wasn't even passionate enough to shitpost this movie like Superman.
>>214714237>she looks better in the cgi cartoonYou don't say???
>>214714782no memes, really. It would be easier to meme Parenthood (1989) than this movie.the bigger problem though is that Franklin doesn't function well as a MacGuffin in the movie, I think because he's never kidnapped and the tension doesn't have a chance to mount beyond a few tense interviews.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcxhklyiMqo
>>214713145you can tell they reshot this movie to hell and removed 90% of the original scenes where she looked normal
>>214713063never watching this abomination.
>>214714782How come RLM didn't even review it lol, I ask this all the time and noone answers.
>>214714782Its just another marvelslop.
>>214714880RLM is paid not to review movies
>>214714782Because Superman was genuinely cringe. F4 was just standard fair
how do i use this link?
>>214714880They mentioned it on the Weapons review. They said it was ok.
>>214714841I wish Franklin Storm Sr. was the macguffin in First Steps, then they could slowly transition toward Franklin Jr.
Literally zero character development. The characters learn nothing, and the movie ends as if nothing happened. It's their first appearance in MCU yet it feels like just a weekly episode, except the monster of the week is Galactus. Reed's superpower is he can stretch yet he still needed Johnny's help in the lab scene, he still had to run back and forth to put the fake baby in the teleporter, and also at the end he couldn't install the baby seat and needed Johnny again to reach something under the seat. He's supposed to be reallly smart you know
Do I need to watch thunderbolts first before I watch this?
>>214716644No
>>214716644Kill yourself first.
>>214713098It was Reed's idea to build the portals all the women did was give him a little push.
>>214713063post sexy Julie Garner webms
>>214718045there are none
>>214718889lies
>>214718045We need one of her struggling as Galactus mentally crushes her. The toe curling was hot
Saw it in theaters. Idk j just found it boring especially the second half. The first half is decent and when they go to Galactus planet is kino. Silver surfette carries
>>214713154Sometimes I try to post magnet links but 4chan says they're too long
>>214713063this movie is Quantumania tierOnly good scene is the blackhole scene. Everything else is garbage.
The wait for a good Fantastic 4 movie continues, one day bros, one day...
>>214718045there are no 'male gaze' scenes, just momentary cuts where she's seen at a distance.
better than whatever the fuck this was, did marvel get better after this? I'm just going through their 2010's output now.
The only Marvel movie I pirated after Endgame (even that was a slog for me) was Dr Strange MoM -- only because Raimi directed it. However, that movie was a complete waste of time since Dr Strange was entirely emasculated in his movie and there was zero moral payoff nor MCU payoff.These movies are made for no one, no story, no lessons learned, just preachy non sequitur with a splash of capeshit paint on top.You'd have to pay me to watch any of these movies nowadays.
>>214719291That was literally the peak. You could say Winter Soldier still was peak because it still had some leftover Paramount-edge but before Disney completely sanitized the MCU with sandpaper, having no edges. People actually got shot, with blood, in Winter Soldier.
>>214719291no
might as well pick up the 4k blu-ray for 7 bucks from the bargain bin and save the gigabytes
>>214713063its only been one month hasn't it?
>>214713087fpbp, the f4 is just uninteresting to me
just marathoned it and it was the definition of fake sovl
can't find it on stremio. have i been bamboozled?
>>214719291you're embarrasing dude
>>214719062>>214719120It should have been 90% set in space. Just like every other movie that has space scenes then spends 99% of the movie back on earth for nothing happening.
>>214713145I liked her Sapphic erotica In the woods film.
>>214713145she has a nice butt
just post the funny weebums already
