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Are you ready for the epic finale conclusion that will tie up every unanswered plot point throughout the season?

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>>214714009
>Xeno had all the time to take her out right there but didn't
Explain this plot hole, Hawley .
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The ayy costume looks decent here. How did it look so bad in E07?
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Why aren't they 7 foot tall kenyans anymore?
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>>214714072
He was tired, also running after eating so many people can make you sick
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need more Nibs
didn't even watch this crap
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>>214714490
Getting lanklet actors is just too hard
Same reason why the xenomorph isn't moisturized or salivating, just too much work
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>>214714009
>adidas
do xenomorphs really?
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>>214714009
>>214714662
jesus fuck I just noticed the trainers... bwahahahaha
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>>214715751
they are called sneakers, pleb
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>>214714009
>that will tie up every unanswered plot point throughout the season?

Absolutely based

>>214714589
>moisturized or salivating
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>>214714589
>moisturized or salivating
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>>214714009
So is there anyone left that is watching unironically and actually defends the show?
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>>214714009
I was promised a resolution on the Sheep question.
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>>214714490
Powerthirst was discontinued.
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>>214714662
He browses /fa/
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>>214716002
because he is green in color
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>>214716002
Because when they asked director how much jelly they should slather on it he said yes.
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>>214714009
absolutely UNADULTERATED SHEEP KINO INCOMING
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>>214716002
The scientist keeps acting lewd towards it from the enclosure glass, the xeno cant help but be moist seeing that.
Sadly by nature of being contained its all just blue balling it
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>>214714009
>Are you ready for the epic finale conclusion that will tie up every unanswered plot point throughout the season?

From thread?
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>>214716049
kek
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>>214714009
>tie up every unanswered plot point throughout the season
lmao
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Morrowbros we're still in the game
Tomorrow he's gonna unleash an entire arsenal of freaky cybernetic mods he got just to eviscerate Fagalier
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>>214716357
He is captain hook (arm blade). He will get eaten.
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>>214717028
planet of the apes, cerca 1966
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I am tired of pretending Romulus is a bad movie. It was very good. The best since Aliens 3.
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>>214714009
Nice shot
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In my opinion, the old skull design is the best version. It's scary, looks very menacing and violent but it's also mysterious because it looks like a human skull so it makes you think about it's origins. I dislike how they made their head more opaque later and that's the design everyone knows.
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>>214718227
I also love how some parts look mechanical. It's just so strange. You expect aliens to be a organic but this one looks so different, it stands out. Then they made them all look like giant roaches :/
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>>214716002
It was kept in a room, with an ice torture device to keep it complacent (punish if it chimps out), and I guess they designed it wet to make that make more sense. If you'd be generous, you could claim that is not an original xenomorph, but one reverse engineered out of (alongside) Ripley.
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Great news we hit rock bottom last episode so this time the only way to go is up
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>>214717968
A lot of the criticism of Romulus is very much the 'no fun allowed' attitude.

It was completely fine. It only falls down at the part where they all fall down, they think that the final act should be some kind of showdown with an even more EXTREME xenomorph variant, and Romulus was the worst one at this yet.

Alien3 is the only one that avoided this fully. Ironically Alien Covenant did the best at making a final act twist that worked, but had other problems before that.
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What does the drinker think of it?
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>>214718323
>AND THIS... IS TO TAKE THE ROACHNESS EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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>>214718433
Yeah it cannot possibly get any worse...unless
https://youtu.be/ilp0JE3e400?si=8NC3LDZyiv8xb8Cj
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>>214718487
Disgusting
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>>214718497
>hawley was the real monster all along
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I hope the AvPgalaxy admins kill themselves over it.
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>>214718929
kek elaborate plz
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>>214714091
Because they made the genius decision to show the rubber Xeno costume in broad daylight outdoors
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>>214714009
>humans are the real monsters
>mc casually releases a nightmare incarnate on a bunch of innocent people teehee
So for the only monsters here are the filthy synths.
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Wendy is a horrible character played by a horrible nepo baby actress cut from the same cloth as Brie Larson and everything about this show is horrifically bad. Not even Kirsch or Morrow save it. Ocellus will not be payed off in a satisfying manner, don't kid yourselves. It''s time to apologize to Ridley.
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>>214715865
Its absolute dogshit and a trainwreck, but i cant stop watching.
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>>214719571
the power of the Alien franchise, they really hit a spot with that universe
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>>214719571
Same, but after the last episode I really doubt I'll care enough/remember to bother with the following season
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>>214719630
At this point im conviced after aliens its been one giant experiment to see how much people will tolerate increasingly awful writing for the sake of an amazing setting and aesthetics
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>>214719669
kek
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>>214714009
If synthetics and hybrids are supposed to be perfect, why don't they all look like Anri Okita or Angela White?
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What's the deal with Alien: Earth? It's not about aliens and it's not about earth!
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Nibs
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>>214720070
is
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a
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>>214718439
Romulus memberberries broke the immersion for me for how tacky they were. As an example, Alien Isolation can borrow a lot of elements from Alien and still be its own entity while Romulus felt like a cover band playing a bad medley.
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>>214718439
I liked it, its pretty much the force awakens of alien. Inoffensive and a complete copy of the original.
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>>214714662
It’s how they’re so fast
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>>214720475
fucking lol, unironically I wear only adidas when I run, they are the most comfy and make me feel faster
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>>214720475
Kek
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>>214720475
This makes perfect sense and no one can refute it. The runner in Alien 3 obviously had those on as well.
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>>214720614
I know I say this every time that webm gets posted, but fuck me look how smooth and with perfect speed it slides into the frame, not too fast and not slow, which would look fake... it's very dare I say natural.
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>>214720614
>>214720664
for me it's the slight lip raise on the right side after it slides in
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>>214720614
>So these marines think they are hot shit, right? But they're not wearing Adidas, so I am faster and kill them all, one by one. You should have seen their faces, or lack thereof. Know what I mean? Haha
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Kirshbros, just a few hours until our complete and uncontested victory!
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>>214720838
>28h
>a few
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Oh yeah it's still Monday. Fuck.
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>>214720931
iktf
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>>214720838
Kirsh, Morrow and Ocellus, that's all i care about. If I have to choose between the first two I would go with Kirsh.
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>>214721053
A scene in ep8 trailer shows Kirsh turning round and firing a pistol at something, doesn't look to good for him.
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>>214721813
I expect everyone except Wendy to die
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>>214720614
Sigourney Weaver is so pretty /v/ros
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The only way this series can redeem itself is that they go literal with "the real monsters", i.e. wendy and the kids embrace their childish vison of the world and become actual villains commanding an army of xenos, while the other humans must find a way to overcome them using the other aliens.
If it's le metaphorical humans bad aliens misunderstood, this will be axed immediately
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>>214715865
>So is there anyone left that is watching unironically and actually defends the show?
No. The schizos finally left during the last 2 episodes when they finally realized how bad this show is.
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My finale prediction: Joe tells Atom Wendy's not his sister and the hybrids are dangerous. Atom's like "thanks but now you're useless to me, oh btw go and see Kavalier in the lab he wants to talk to you about something". Joe is incapacitated and thrown in with the sheep. Eye does its thing and talks to Kavalier in Joe's body.
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>>214715865
Quoting from the last thread

>It's all Alien fans being disappointed and venting their frustration
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>>214723075
What does kinocellus say? Except ayy lmao
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>its just a bunch of random events that happen: the show
What is the moral or message of alien earth?
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>>214722215
>become actual villains
>become
Wendy turned into Ghislaine Maxwell halfway through the first episode.
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>>214723149
>What is the moral or message of alien earth?
Nature and technology are competing to see who is going to kill you first.
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>>214714009
It's the first season, so it's to be expected that they'll leave some loose ends
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>>214720973
we now have an alien that can read arabic numerals
that's beyond retarded
where the fuck did they find their writers
with last episode I thought it couldn't get worse, it did
how the fuck did they manage to mess things up that bad
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>>214714009
Stop watching this idiotic show
>>214715898
I read some earlier version of alien 3 script at some point, it was pretty dope
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>>214723137
>eyes to meet you
>how are we looking vis-a-vis my freedom?
>I have been keeping my eye on you, Boy
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>>214723264
Desu they can claim it learned them from inhabiting the engineer on the Maginot

>>214723289
>eyes to meet you

top kek
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Never thought I'd see the day where the Aliens franchise started turning into something as fucking gay as Star Wars.
But here we are.
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>>214723264
>Once replaced in the eye socket, T. Ocellus takes over the ocular pathways to the brain, overriding the neurotransmissions throughout the body.
Learned them from being in Shmuley's head, and maybe from observing computer screens in the various laboratories.
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>>214723339
I haven't heard a bunch of lesbian ayylmaos chanting about the power of many yet.
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>>214723339
>Disney xenomorphs

Should have been expected
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>>214723149
>What is the moral or message of alien earth?
Humans were the real monsters all along
And big corpos bad
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>>214723315
so the creature would learn from the bodies it parasitizes?
it could make sense
but the "boy genius" just talks to an alien in english and shows it arabic numerals like the thing learned it in school, talking about "advanced civilization" or something
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>>214723457
That's the theory. It explains the behavior and how it knows stuff it shouldn't know otherwise.
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>>214723389
The flies
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Why did Wendy's dad wear an eyepatch? Could it be to hide the T Ocellus controlling him?
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I just started this, aren't the aliens supposed to be really smart? Why didn't the alien kill the niggacyborg? The biggest threat for him and by a lot, will they explain that later or is just the "keep calm and they will not attack you" thingy because that gotta be the dumbest thing to ever occur on a TV show.
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>>214723075
And then Wendy comes in and says "omg you humans are tHe ReAl MoNsTeRs"
>bwabo hawbey
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>>214723137
and ayy for an ayy
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>>214723137
>>214724202
eye lmao?
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>>214724170
Yes, welcome to Hawley's new canon, xenomorphs don't go after you if you're not afraid
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>>214724170
>>214724284

Yet it fucking went full autismo trying to get at him in the muther room on the maginot. Fuck this show to death.
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>>214724246
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Wendy will use her cyber magic to unlock the sheep so ocellus can attack Boy.
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The xenomorph design is fucking garbage.

Alien versus predator perfected it.


//thread, unfortunately.
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>>214714009
Has this show now made it fairly clear that being chest-bursted would not be instantly fatal? Unless the xeno cuts through your aorta, I suppose.
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>>214723149
>What is the moral or message of alien earth?
i dont care lmao
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>>214715898
>Eyeball thing not only knows that we use base 10, but even knows our symbols for each digit
Did I it learn this from the 2 minutes where it took over the Maginot's engineer?
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>>214724897
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>>214725035
me on the right
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>>214724897
>just throw random slop written by AI together and consume
eh, all good stories have some sort of structure
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>start of season: comfy adventures with Wendy going on a quest to find her brother in an alien infested city with her other kid synth friends
>end of season: becomes completely unlikeable deranged psychotic alien whisperer mary sue
My expectations have been....subverted. Bravo Noah.
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Can someone explain the difference between Timothy Elephant type of robot vs the black guy type of robot?
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>>214725712
Olyphant - full robot
Morrow - human with artificial parts
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>>214725613
Hey gois
Schizo here,
Ive learned bite sized content is easier for the turdies to translate. Like I said a few weeks ago, only three parts of this franchise is canon. Could this be one of them? lol. See you all on Brettygood(dot)cum for the final, its been a fun couple of weeks :-)
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>>214724850
AVP is the second shittiest version. Big chap is still the best design
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>>214715911
Great reference. A geriatric reference.
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This show made me finally truly hate Alien
It survived Alien 3, Resurrection, AVP, AVP 2, Prometheus, Covenant, Romulus
But they finally managed.
kikes win again
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>>214698131
you ok, anon?
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>>214725451
you deserve it for actually wanting to the retarded fucking synth kids
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>>214726314
shut up troon
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>>214714009
THE SHOEEEEES
AHAHAHAHA
I LOVE THIS SHOW
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>>214726533
no reason to seethe, anon. we're here for alien discussion :)
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>>214725712
Olyphant is a synth (no human parts). Reference: A.I. 2001
Morrow is a cyborg (an human with robot organs, limbs, ...). Reference: Cyberpunk Edge runners
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>>214726314
>>214726647
Kikes arent redheads, and you faggots gooning out to your crush due to being perma virgins isnt our problem.
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What kinda shoes are those I need them to complete my Halloween costume
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>>214726788
wut

why are you going on about jews?
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>>214725712
Morrow isn't a robot, he's just a guy who's been implanted with robotic/artificial parts.
Kirsh is 100% artificial, he was made in a vat or production line.
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>>214726858
>why are you going on about jews?
Man turd worlders really turned this place into shit huh
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>>214727390
yeah they're obsessed with jews and other off-topic stuff
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is this good? how pozzed is it?
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>>214728330
it's fun
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>>214728330
very, but its funny to laugh at the dei's
>>214727390
And yes, super turd worlders adamant about defending kikes ousted you brown skin tourists years ago.
Schizo out.
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All nonsense aside, is Nibs the first redheaded character in the Alien series?
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>>214715806
>>214715828
>rapey dick-looking creature
>permanently dripping pre
What did Giger meant by this
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>>214714009
Maybe that plant thing will do something now...
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So they had to put kids into the robots to justify the dialogue being so shit right? I can't really complain for the bad dialogues now...
>like pooping!
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>>214714009
>Summarize the entire series
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>>214723137
he says "I've jumped across dozens of hosts, and no motherfucker in this gayass future knows how to make a good videogame anymore"
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>>214729136
Just like the flies did in the episode titled after them!
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Why are there so many dissolves and screens? These directors and editors are retarded.
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>>214715828
fuck man.. Brad Dourif is in Resurrection?? how could I forgot. damn...gotta rewatch it
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>>214723137
EYE hate niggers
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>finale credits roll
>Slayer's Raining Blood plays
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>>214728433
can you people let carlson alone?
https://youtu.be/oIH3EhRAb_4?si=5v15uF-BebXcdP-b&t=29
>>214714009
GIVE ME THE FINALE EPISODE NOW
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>>214724284
>Hawley's new canon
This shit is ridiculous. Ask yourself this--if the xenomorph were replaced with an 8 foot tall furry purple giraffe, would the story change at all? Nope. That is how wired into the mythos this turd of a show is.
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>>214729185
It lets them justify a bunch of stuff really
>why did Isaac go inside the fly chamber in the worst way possible
Kid mind
>why was Wendy so friendly to baby xenomorph when a xenomorph tried maiming her and her brother not long ago
Kid mind
>why did Wendy randomly grab a paper cutter
Kid mind
>insert anything you could question about the synths here
Reasoning? Kid mind
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>>214714009
>The Xenomorphs are sponsored by Addidas.
What a twist!
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>>214714009
>my nephew getting ready for another game
>me already tired asking myself why did i choose to play in the first place?
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>>214728472
it's not the first trans, that's for sure
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>>214729660
Ripley was wearing Reeboks in the first movie, so the rivalry makes sense
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>>214728472
I'm not entirely sure, what about the crew in Covenant?
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>>214716621
based if true
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>>214729371
Dude is so creepy.
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>>214718433
rock bottom was the episode before last. last episode had nibs hissing like a cat and xeno dismembering people with its tails so it was a little better.
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Finale leaked: https://youtu.be/VaLic25MD6g?si=kdxABN_y48SH7xNS
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>>214714009
Man...
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>>214731043
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I hope they don’t hurt T. Ocellus
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>>214716621
We haven’t seen the plant eat someone yet. The plant is the crocodile.
Who is Tinker Bell?
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T Ocellus will kill Wendy and use her xeno whispering abilities to control the xenomorphs and destroy the world
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>>214731976
>Who is Tinker Bell?
(You)
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But who are the mermaids?
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>>214728472
Geologist? guy in Prometheus
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>>214728472
What about Noomi?
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>>214732108
How does he do it?! It's like he just sits there and things happen!
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>>214715776
no you fucking moron! The're called 'Rooty Bootie Gripper Flippers.



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