HOH: VinceNoms: Keanu, AvaVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214705485
lauren
>>214715833will never care about u
soo uhhh basically here's the thing... if there's no Lauren.. I'm not watching! I'm just not gonna watch, okay? I know, I know, UGH! I know! I'm sorry!!!! It's just that I'm not watching it is all.
>>214715982for me?its
Sad to see my favorite, Lauren, get booted off Big Brother. A total disgrace! The show is rigged. Vince, a real lightweight, is a total weasel. He shouldn't be allowed on TV. I won't be watching anymore. NOT FAIR!
Just being honest with you all life just doesn't seem worth living if I'm not with Lauren. I may kill myself. I'm under 6'3 so it's probably what she would have wanted anyways. I curse not changing jeopardy fast enough last week and being bewitched by her beauty and grace.
morgan said she gave the garbage can a rimjob when she threw something in it
I hate coomers so goddam much. Some of you deserve castration.
>>214715719I hope Vinny the rat makes it to final 2 and gets completely raked over the coals by everyone, loses in a blowout, and finds out live his gf left him for his behavior in the BB house.
>>214715982this is totally understandable
>>214716170Is this the host of price is right
>>214716214yeah lol
>>214716154Castration isn't a threat I'd rather live a sexless existence cuddling with and protecting Lauren.
Lauren is borderline asexual, I don't think she wants to spend time with any of you
>>214711826OhayouuuuuJulie needs to spruce herself up to meet Keanu. Anytime now anytimeeee
A few reasons why I think Ashley played a brilliant game:1- she was a house pariah week 1 who would have gone home had she not won the veto. It is EXTREMELY difficult to recover from that in this game, but she managed to with ease. She went from easy house target/easy pawn to not being nominated for like 7 weeks2- Ashley was slated to be renom several times throughout the season, and pretty much every single time, she had at least 2 people fighting to keep her off the block (successfully, might I add). She built extremely strong bonds with the right people.3- she very subtlety planted seeds against all her ‘enemies’. She masterfully drove a wedge between Vinny and Morgan over Lauren. She also got Ava to not trust Kelley and lose trust in the flower power f3 deal, which made Lauren not trust Kelley fully either. She got Ava’s trust at critical moments where she desperately needed it.4- she convinced Morgan, who wanted her out at some point, to be her biggest advocate in the game. Since she got her loyalty, Morgan has stayed true and defended her against many people. Morgan’s loyalty to is a huge reason she’s been safe post jury5- she was obviously dead in the water against Will on the block, but managed to flip the vote without getting anyone upset at her6- She realized the need for the judges and pushed Will to make the alliance. She recognized that this was the one time they couldn’t be passive in the game and got even Will to finally go to work. If she didn’t push, this alliance doesn’t happen. The alliance kept her safe and got Vince to trust her enough to ensure Lauren’s safe on the block with her vote7- her reads are so accurate, I wonder sometimes if she has live feeds. She’s one of the only people in the house able to accurately read house dynamics and where each person stands, to the point where Morgan Mickey and Rachel relied on her good reads to a certain extent
>>214716170It’s funny cause the only ones in jury who would rake Vinny over the coals would be Kelley & Keanu really. Rachel/Will don’t give a fuck & know Vince has always been tightroping the middle while also wanting Kelley & Keanu out of the game. It’s no wonder the hags didn’t want those two clueless bitter retards in Jury so bad.
>>214716728ur hilarious bro
>>214716728so much this. people dont realize how good of her it was to flip the votes against will
Good morning to Lauren.
i cant believe its almost over. im going to have to go find some /ftl/ fag to argue about american cheese with
>>214715937I'm a simple man, I see Lauren, I right click save as (or use JDownloader2 if it's a video on streamable)
>>214717505bye bye keanu
>>214717499based lauren lover
havent been watching live feeds lately, but had a dream last night that after keanu got evicted he went to sequester in a hotel and he somehow texted me to come over and slid me the addy. i drove to the hotel, went into his room that was up several stories and he immediately pulled me in close and started making out with me. i wasnt exactly privy to the situation until he pulled out an hdmi and laptop out of no where and started streaming fortnite or some bullshit fps game while we cuddled. the chat came flooding in reacting to how keanu was livestreaming and interacting with public when he wasnt suppose to be because the show was ongoing and everyone was going fucking crazy, but keanu laughed and didnt give a fuck. it turned me on more and we started making out again which led to more sex and possibly him sitting on my face with those hawaiian looking shorts because im a freak like that. he honestly was going ham on me i think because he was pent up, but it quickly went from lust to anxiety when the shows handlers came knocking on the door. we didnt answer it, but they eventually got the hotel to unlock it and caught keanu and quickly escorted him out. so many of the shows producers were in the room, contacting each other over walkies with a very disgruntled vibe while they looked at me with disdain like it was my fault i ruined their show. i was really embarrassed and was half dressed in a bra and panties frantically gathering my belongings that were all spewed across the hotel since we had been there for several hours while they all sat and stared at me like i was some meddlesome slut. it was like a terrible walk of shame and i had the weird dream loop thing and literally couldnt finish collecting my stuff on repeat over and over, and it was very embarrassing but eventually i got it all and left
>>214717505veto meetingevictionhoh comptiny table
>>214717614nice we need more erotica
>>214717614This but me and Lauren.
you chuds are scaring the rachelfags with your keanu AFP votes
>>214717955UNLIMITED VOTE WORKS
>thinking they count the votes
keanu is curbstomping rachel in votes
>>214717340It's gotten really bad around here that I'm worried about there even being a /bb/ without getting invaded next season. We'll have feeds but not this place, the worst outcome honestly.
>>214716728Honestly, a lot of these points made sense thanks I guess you got it from Z Reddit though. I have no idea what casuals will think about an Ashley win. Maybe black people will get banned which they should be since they win every year now zzzzz
>>214716728>1- she was a house pariah week 1 who would have gone home had she not won the vetobeing a house target isn't brilliant gameplay kek>2- Ashley was slated to be renom several times throughout the season, and pretty much every single time, she had at least 2 people fighting to keep her off the block (successfully, might I add)because she was a non-entity who played as a minion more than half the game>3- she very subtlety planted seeds against all her ‘enemies’. almost every "move" or "seed" she made wasn't made because of her, it was made by ropehead, morgan, rachel or vince's who told her what to do>4- she convinced Morgan, who wanted her out at some point, to be her biggest advocate in the gameshe didn't convince morgan of anything. morgan just needed new allies after flipping on ropehead and losing zach>5- she was obviously dead in the water against Will on the block, but managed to flip the vote without getting anyone upset at hertrying to get people to keep you over another player on the block? geniusalso morgan and vince spent the most time convincing each other that will was too likable and would win>6- She realized the need for the judges rachel and morgan did the heavy lifting here>7- her reads are so accurate, I wonder sometimes if she has live feeds. She’s one of the only people in the house able to accurately read house dynamics and where each person stands, to the point where Morgan Mickey and Rachel relied on her good reads to a certain extentshe does have good reads but she also eliminated people like kelley and lauren which are some of the only players she has a chance of beating in the end to go with keanu, vince and morgan who all smoke her. and because she doesn't win comps, she can't take big shots to build her resume
>>214715719It’s actually kind of funny how one bad move from last week likely completely tanked Vince’s win equity but every other seemingly bad move he made all season made him fall upwards LOL I don’t think he gets enough credit for his social game and his ability to immediately gain favor and forgiveness back from his allies after totally f’ing them over. There is just no explaining away last week and I’m sure he’ll be reminded that day 70 lost him the game for the rest of his life
>>214718620party at the jury house
>>214716728lots of reivsionist history here from some redditfag who likely watched more episodes than feeds. she was absolute dogshit in the first half of the game, doing the most inane socially unaware faux pas shit that pissed people like vince, zach, will, ava, kelly, riley, etc off, she was spreading slander against rachel, morgan, mickey even when they were trying to protect her but they were forced to work with her as a number even though they saw her as a liability because of her borderline autistic behavior. the wedge between vince and morgan over lauren was a result of his game moves and all the time he spent witih her, not because of ashley, if anything it was rachel that kept bringing up how close they were. rachel and morgan were the brains behind the judget alliance, not ashley. her last half of the game was ok in terms of improvement from her disastrous beginning but not brilliant, it's most coasting than anything
>>214718640>I don’t think he gets enough creditAll the credit goes to production for casting 16 retards. If you're wondering why he doesn't get any credit for it, that's why.
>>214718840>Strongly worded text to the guy who has a 100% perfect track record before this, who is helping you for no reasonHags should fucking die
>>214716728It’s so lame that the big reason why she will win is because she is a lawyer but never had to reveal that then makes a speech that sways everyone in the jury, if she just says a version of this crap it would work because she’s up against hated Vince and dopey AVA.
>>214718886Keanu and Kelley already know she's a lawyer because she couldn't keep her fat mouth shut talking about law. If you were a chad BB unlocked watcher you'd know this.
>>214718907Oh really that’s interesting I will retract my statement, thanks if this is true then they’ll be a fair fight.You know I swear I remember seeing this scene on Unlocked a month ago too but I just forgot that but you reminded me.
>>214716728okay reddit, just tell the truth. Ashley only played "better" game than Lauren because she played a "blacker" game.
>>214718840>Journalist Is she actually a journalist?
>>214718620kelley hiding dead bugs inside
>>214717955All the alumni rallying for Rachel votes and Keanu still winning is going to be hilarious
Adrian was based
Ava winning is lowkey the best outcome for us. She’s white, it pisses off Rachel’s faggot fans, Kelley/Lauren/Rylie/Katherine all probably want it to happen
this is why keanu is beating rachel https://streamable.com/zrviuh
>>214719112This bitch has been on like 13 reality shows and is already getting payed extra to be here. Fuck off
>>214718376>getting invaded>not having this placewhat in the fuck are you talking about
Guys, if /bb/ isn't around next year you guys can come to my place and we'll talk about it and share printed out screencaps in person.
Found Vince's super saiyan form
Lauren is the real life version of Rise.
>>214719315the whole veto ceremony ashley rachel thing was so choreographed and rehearsed. last night keanu and ava were shooting the shit whilst making cake? it was in the dinner area and they mentioned the i belive you have a prompt moment, apparently they know from the family vids it made it to the episode.
>>214719466Rise is horny and outgoing. Lauren is closer to Yukiko.
>>214719115twittertards melting over this when he only said if because dumb lauren kept whining about scary black girls
>>214719437you better make nuggies
are feeds going to be down till thursday?
god damn why do twitter niggers victimize themself so much. any opportunity they can they just go for it. its just as annoying as jews doing it. how do you make them stop
>>214719514>>214719437and chicken salad with grapes
>>214719505That's all an act she feels she has to put on like Lauren always having to be cute. Inside she's probably tired and wants to go home and listen to Joy Division.
NOOOOO THE HECKIN RICH LADY WHO WON $500k AND RECIEVED A SIZABLE STIPEND JUST TO PLAY DESERVES THE AFP MONEY!!!!NOT ANY OF THESE UNWORTHY POORS! KEANU WOULD PROBABLY SPEND THE MONEY ON PROTEIN POWDER INSTEAD OF RACHEL BUYING A REALLY NICE PAIR OF SHOES LIKE SHE DESERVES!!!!
>>214719597Yeah and the kid from FLCL is giving le epic sadboy vibe Floral Shoppe Lisa Frank.
>>214719642>KEANU WOULD PROBABLY SPEND THE MONEY ON PROTEIN POWDESo Keanu is Akihiko confirmed. Who is Vince, slimeball Tanaka?
>>214719464
>>214719553probably till wed ep
lauren is my AFP, i would give her $50,000 if i was rich
when bbott2 inevitably happens, they should do the bull riding comp again. I remember bb7 having it.
>>214720233Thousand cock stare. I wonder what happened in those LSU sorority houses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiHNs7nE-8c
tree hoursits over
im going to give lauren my life savings when we meet on the bb cruise
>>214720458
Hi
>>214719899Nice. Morgan should be coming out of the cannon lol.
>>214719642Brendon was on RHAP last night seething that “so many casuals” are voting for Keanu and that they don’t understand the game and how Rachel was the only one doing it correctly. Also said they do need the money
So when the feeds come back Keanu will be gone, right?
>>214720597this season has made me despise the big brother alumni.
>>214720651
>>214720597Tell him get a job
>>214720597maybe she can try amazing race for the fifth time?
>>214720597I don’t think /bb/ is full of casuals and seemed to be rooting for Keanu so I don’t believe that’s true. He really is just a comp beast but maybe it’s the fact that he’s been an underdog all season that makes people like him.Tucker won AFP and didn’t even make jury but I doubt anyone on RHAP was whining about that
>>214720651No, we're getting jury house feeds
For some reason the AFP voting just kept letting me vote over and over last night? Normally it lets me vote 10 but it was unlimited. Weird
Rachel and Bendon have never played the game right because they've been cheating and getting production coddling since the first season they were on.
>>214720828>maybe it’s the fact that he’s been an underdog all season that makes people like him.Most people like underdog stories. The only people that don't are retarded twitter-ites that want their favorite LGBTQ BIPOC kween to win with no struggle. Twitterites don't understand what makes good TV, they have some kind of autistic brain parasite that removes their ability to enjoy media the same way as everyone else.
>>214720597how about she get a real job?
>>214719475does she have some nice khazar milkers under those frumpy outfits?
>>214720740>>214721057adora borealis can start pulling her weight too desu
>>214720651the masterminds going to save him
>>214720597I was briefly in the chat and some guy tipped RHAP and said that he voted for Rachel 70 times that day. I’m assuming he used 7 different e-mails?
>>214720597keanu deserves it more than this overripe wannabe fashionista
>>214721192Rachel really did lose a bunch of weight in the house, damn
>>214720872>jury house feedsYou should do like me and rent a room from the hotel across the street and watch her with a telescope
>>214721192>>214721243Truly indoor bike inspo. Keanu 4 AFPRachel 4 Peloton collab
>>214721279the reverse ian.......
I can’t wait for Lauren jury roundtable kino
>>214720872Jury house feeds would probably be boring as fuck. Just everyone sitting around watching Netflix or sitting alone in their rooms
What's with Vince and Quinn asking their crushes if there's a small chance they like them and getting all excited?Shit is horribly pathetic, when you get in a relationship they should be equally as attracted of you as you are them. It shouldn't be you're some lowly creature trying to get a crumb of their affection
>>214721650Vince is trying to be lowkey and trick the live feeders that they’re just friends because he has a girlfriend
>>214721409Yeah but what if your bestie is in there with you? Wouldn't that be fun?
>>214721409Yeah, it'd be like living a domestic life with Lauren where both of you lay around all day. Nobody wants to experience that
I wonder if we will get an edit where Will complains when Kelley and Lauren show up to the jury house since he always complained about talking to them
>>214721409it would be exciting if the cameras were hidden and also placed in lauren's bathroom
What if the twist is that everyone in the house gets an eviction vote
What are some big events that will shock the current jury or houseguests that they missed? I don’t even know if any of them would know who Charlie Kirk is. Maybe Morgan since she seems to be more online than anyone else
>>214721824Keanu would be hyped to play Silksong
>>214721802
>>214721824ozzy dying
>>214721824There was a taylor swift thing. >>214721898Oh ye hulk hogan too
>>214721898Lauren doesn't give a fuck about Ozzie she likes Joy Division.
>>214722039But she never requested any of her albums so I already know she’s a basic white chick that wears album covers for bands she doesn’t listen too
>>214721824I was thinking about that last night about what big things Julie will reveal to them on finale night. Obviously that Amy was the accomplice but I can’t really think of anything else. Ashley is a lawyer? Who gives a shit
>>214722039Wait does she really?
>>214721824I remember the sports team Kelley used to support won something. I forgot which one.
FEEDS LOL AVA HOH keanu is gone
>>214722069she wants music to pump her up during her hoh not ian curtis moodily singing about his existential dread you dumbfuck
>>214722147>ava>hohyou have to make your bait believable anon
>>214722117I thought she just loves the eagles and they’ve been winning
>>214722178pluto should release moaaar laurtent
I miss lauren so fucking much
>>214722235really?https://bigbrother.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Brother_27_(US)#Week_5
>>214722214>>214722069Do we have a list of all album requests. How do we know she didn't request Joy Division. I feel like you'd want some existential dread in the house.
I deleted Twitter and I want to see what the hags, fags and blacks are saying so bad
my bb27 folder is at 1248 items and only anticipate a few more by sunday
I have 422 lauren caps
>>214722253i just made this. someone posted a webm before but it was only after she put on her sweatshirt, this is before thathttps://streamable.com/jw5id7
>>214722580my 1248 >>214722543is like 97% lauren
>>214722111Lolno. She wore an Unknown Pleasures shirt in a tiktok.
>>214722455just use xcancel
HOLY SHIT DEVIN JUST POLE VAULTED OVER THE BACKYARD WALL, THREW KEANU A SWORD AND SHOVED A HANDFUL OF CASH IN HIS POCKET WHILE WHISPERING "get to beheading"CBS SECURITY IS SCRAMBLING
KEANU EVICTED ????
>>214722543i have 24,498 image caps in the original raw png with 99% of it being lauren, then i recorded about 96% of the time she was on live feeds in particular the camera that's zoomed in on her the most
>>214722543i have 425 but that doesnt count my own caps. these are just ones i saved/important ones i moved that i knew id be using that i capped myself. i have hundreds more just in my cap folder that have never been posted
Most of mine are chintelli
>>214722917#justiceforchintelli
Keanu is beating Ava and Ashley for the final jury battleback
>>214722865yes
>>214722906Ok I like lauren but this is a bit excessive.
>>214722917understandable
>>214722972>>214722906
Lauren doesn’t listen to post punk she’s a poser
>>214722906based lauren enjoyer
>>214722906>07-30
>>214723094mine dont have timestamps but this is 7/30 trust
>>214723094>>214723279this is from the original raw frame that Pluto provides which is 720p
i hope its keanu rachel adrian for top 3 afp, dont (you) me for the adrian sneak
>>214723380lauren my beloved
>>214723380bbviewer gives 1080p but its kinda finnicky sometimes
>>214720597i'm voting for keanu because he was entertaining to watch and he was the underdog for pretty much the whole season>b-but he wasn't good at the game!!! it's a social game not the challenge!!!i don't care, he was funny and that's all that matters
Julie should also announce the bottom three vote getters for AFP
>>214723421bbviewer is unfortunately upscaled, the best quality is 720p through pluto via VLC. if you take a screenshot through bbviewer you're taking a screenshot after the video gets rendered to the screen which will then be affected by your screen color calibration, gpu setings, software processing (like scaling, deinterlacing, color conversion), app window sizing which stretch/distort/upscales/downscales the picture, etc
>>214723438I’d imagine it’d be Zae, Amy, and maybe Rylie?
good afternoon to lauren
>>214723554yeah but i dont have to deal with ads so whatever. the difference is negligible
I don't know if I'm more upset about Lauren being a poser that doesn't listen to Joy Division or hating manlets.
>>214720597he's such a faghttps://x.com/RobHasApodcast/status/1970161937955889621
>>214722906holy based
>>214723584Kat has to be very low unless she's doing something special on social media. It took her like 7 weeks to get the same amount of DRs Zae got in one week. I've seen Jimmy doing very bad on polls too.
this always brings me joy
>>214723724this is probably my favorite lauren webm
Looking at Day 1 Jokers ratings, was confused why Kat was at the top with all the black girls then remembered she said she was a raging feminist in interviews
Kat had her nipples pierced
>>214723672I understand that you're not supposed to outright tell women that they're wrong cuz they'll seethe, but he is fucking cucked if he actually believes this shit.
>>214723724why was she running anyway? what was the context?
>>214723750She must have thought wearing nose rings was feminism
>>214723688I figured she’d get a bunch of votes from the coomers or sympathizers with the whole Rylie thing
>>214723795Morgan said she was also pierced 'down there'.
How tall is Vince? Do you think he betrayed Lauren in a manlet fit of rage because she kept throwing it in his face that she'll only date guys that are 6'3?
>>214723832Jack the Dipper, the party slasher and the Mastermind said they were going to gangrape her and kill her. I'm thankful she got out alive.
>>214723873she's so dumping vince after a month
>>214723858He should be coping that Morhag only likes athletic guys. Or maybe he's coping and convincing himself that he used to be a super athletic bench warmer back in the day.
>>214723873Mostly "white" (jewish) mixed playing up their black with ebonics? check.
>>214723902i dont even think it gets that far. that whole % convo really sealed it for me that morgan is just using vince as a tool to get to final 2. she has no romantically feelings for him what so ever
>>214723873She should be rimming THE BUNS of the burger boys.
i imagine morgan looks like hope solo downstairs
>>214723925>>214723902>>214723942
>>214723873>barely audible poot
>>214723873listen, people said a lot of cringe shit 10-15 years ago, i'm not gonna dog on her for->2021
>>214723950The curly hair ruins it
>>214723873
>>214723873why didn't she crush on keanu
So Tucker is gonna be in LA during the finale. Do you think he's gonna be the Mastermind? I imagine they'd just film something with him revealing it to cut out the awkwardness of him being there and the houseguests asking questions
>>214723873shes me
>>214723950>>214724100honestly think Morgan is attractive but her personality is so insufferable that it makes her less so. which is crazy because i've found some really awful women still hot before
>>214723858vinny maybe has an inch on her, she's 5'9
>>214724098He has a girlfriend and Morgan couldn't wear him down like she can Vince
please win hoh ava
>>214723832kelley was timing her to see how fast she could get back to the bathroom
>>214724106he's too short. its probably quinncel
>>214722906heres mine its mostly not lauren though
i love his stupid dopey face so much bros, i voted for him 100 times. really wish i could watch him as he interacts with pussy for the first time in his life and hear what his orgasm sound is
>>214724262"he" being mastermind
>>214723858yeah thats why he secretly hated her
horizontal time. overdid it yesterday and missed episode
>>214724292>>214724149>>214723858Based Vinny the defender of manlets.
>>214724262Well it obviously wasn’t Tucker in the costume all along but I just think I could see them having to be the reveal as a goof
>>214724268my caps are separated by month so here's the 3 folders during bb time
I can’t stop thinking about lauren
>>214724358seriously just get a girlfriend
>>214724358How do we fix it
>>214724366I'm married and have two kids but I don't love them anymore after finding out girls like Lauren exist.
>>214724366they’re not lauren
>>214724262LAUREN NOOO
feeds have been down for 5 hours
>>214724421WOAH
>>214724268my bb27 video folder is 204gb, image folder is 21gb (due to uncompressed PNG), so 225gb total for the season
>>214724421based lauren bringing peace by distracting them
>>214724392what the fuck, im never getting married you men are sick. how many men secretly fantasize about marrying other women even when you have kids with them?
things i learned exist thanks to bb
Since the season has about a week left, what are your favorite /bb/ memes of the season?
>>214724478I was happy until Lauren. You can't stop true love.
>>214724462also i stopped recording after lauren left so that's it for me
>>214724503papa WON’T
>>214724503just all of morgo's constant melty sayingsHE CALLED ME A SNAKEIM ON HER BLOCKDO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD CHESS IS
hitting the slopes with lauren
>>214724503>House nooticer>Morgan melty bingo card>Medusa mickey on Lauren turning into her a rock>Lauren as the final girl. >Katherine "pinchy" collage.
>>214715719Is this any good?
>>214723724hell yeah https://streamable.com/e209hf
>>214724503THE. WALK.
>>214724508oh so youll go back to loving your wife in a couple weeks when this wears off, got it
>>214724543There's no snow in Louisiana.
Alex Forrest is going to win bb27Grim
>>214724503i liked ashley missles
>>214724543id let her guide me up a mountain if you know what im saying
>>214724573wow guess we’ll have to travel somewhere with snow, that’s gonna be hard!
>>214724556yeah its the best thing ever made
>>214724503the walk forever
>>214723873So that's why she is obsessed with Zach
>>214724503You believe I have a WHAT!?
>>214724556if you pathologically tend toward parasocial relationships and limerance with beautifulg girls then i would stay away
Isn’t it better if Morgan wins HOH this week so that she can’t win the next and can finally get sniped? I can see Ashley actually doing it but not Ava
>>214724700based retard
>>214724700I want Ava/Ashley to break the streak. It's been Vinny-Morgan-Vinny HOHs that has blurred into Morgan HOHs completely. For once, I want the HOH feeds to be on someone else.
>>214724700this is the last normal HOH, after this is the finale 3 part HOH that everybody can play in
This is the last chance Ashley or Ava has to win a crapshoot HoH
It's gonna be so funny when Gorgon dumps Vinny after the show because then he can't come crawling back to his ex gf LMAO. Vinny stays losing.
>>214724503the floor nugget
These retards have zero clue about how America is perceiving them
Feeds are gonna come back right when football is starting, aren’t they? It’s annoying enough that the finale is gonna be during a good game
can someone post a fully body cap of keanu, need feet/shoes in pic to top of headalso will laying on the outside lounger (full body too)
>>214725072
>>214725137standing please
>>214720597Americans are so wretched, filthy and disgusting with money. I am a real doctor, in a single income household with zero student loans maybe presumably, with TWO KIDSI LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK!!!!
kelsey vs Morgan ... either way vinny was destroying his Italian genes
>>214724937he does not fit her life at all lmao
>>214725166Brendon has a doctorate but he is not a doctor
>>214725072Is this fine?
>>214725240How tall is Riley? Deduct an inch or two from what he says though.
>>214725262Riley is 6'3"-6'4". This is from his bull riding profile
>>214725313>lifetime money: $0KEK
>>214725240>>214725313Why did Ashley say he's 5'10? He never looked under 6 feet
>feeds up>keanu eating potato chips in the HoH bed
>>214725337Cause Ashley is a lying cunt. This is Keanu's football profile
>>214725240keanu and vince are standing closer to the camera making the appear taller than they are
>>214725394He's so hot with short hair omfg
>>214725394my guy is stoned in those pics
>>214725337As Keanu said "Ashley doesn't know what she's talking about"
>>214725394>grew 2 inches past age 20
>>214725240thanks
>>214725394most roster heights for pretty much any sports are innacurate, you can take at least an inch or two off. keanu says he's 5'11
>>214725548those were the days
>>214725515>>214725432>>214725240Here's Vince's profile. So, assume Keanu to be an inch taller than Vince.
>>214725337Maybe he wore platform boots?
>>214725548kek lauren
>>214725548kek based
>>214725548papa WON’T be moving during a gunfight
>>214725576for instance, in basketball they're frequently listed 2 inches over their real height. If you're a fan of the NBA, google “nba pre draft measurements”
>>214725548Needs Zae's head peaking out a window
>>214725654did you notice zach?
>>214724700if you mean going from final 4 to final 3, all three players compete in the final 3 HoH. It's a best 2 out of 3. They all compete in part 1, winner moves to part 3 and the losers compete against each other in part 2 to see who competes with the part 1 winner. Winner of that gets the final choice of whom to evict and sit beside in final 2.
>>214724342nice i really need to organize mine
>"special eviction" is america decides if keanu or ava get evictedYour honest reaction?
It’s kinda funny that before the season started and saw the houseguests I thought Morgan or Ashley were gonna win. Then when it started I thought they both sucked but here they are
>>214725818I’d personally love it so I could watch the goobers on RHAP seethe. They were making jokes last night that there will be a way to save themselves by whoever can lift a 300 pound rock
>>214725834I wouldn't be surprised if thats what it comes down to
there is nothing "special" about the eviction other than its on monday instead of thursday and not live
>>214725818grod be cooking this season fr fr
>>214725874>Making fun of Keanu because he's athleticRob is a faggot
>>214725940I think it was either Taran or the chick that was on Survivor. More of a joke that they think the Blockbusters favored Keanu all season
>>214725337i can believe it
>>214725982>>214725940Taran has hated Keanu and keeps repeating over and over he's misogynistic and doesn't listen to women
FEEDS
feeds, morgan isHoH
Fuck Morgan. God dammit
what a depressing end to a good season
FUCK YOU LAUREN IM WINNING
>>214725834Because Morgan rode the coat-tails of others in the beginning. She clung to Zach. She was the co-conspirator of Mickey's HOH. Once Zach left, she clung to Vinny. As soon as Rachel got eviscerated number of comp-beasts dwindled, she streamlined her targets, she started winning and bulldozed Vinny's HOHs. Would have never pegged her for a potential winner. If she wins, she'd be most undeserving one in my opinion.
Keanu is gone. Picture is faded :(
>You get a room finally!She had a room for the last two week
Wait so Keanu is gone and Morgan HoH?
See you all on final night
>keanu gone>morgan HOHAlright, see you guys on Sunday
>>214726068morgans a much better winner than chelsie that's for sure
>grodballs the season for a white woman>doesn't grodball the season for a cuban manwhy is grodner so racist and sexist, bros...
couldnt tell if that was vinces real nose or one of those noses that are attached to glasses
>>214726108thank god
>>214726124lol she’s not
its over
Ashley or Morgan are going to win and they're going to be known as the greatest winners ever who fought back against the rayciss confederates Kat, Lauren, and Keanu. And Ropehead is going to be remembered as a hero for stealing the racist rapist's HoH.
>>214726150she overcame much more than the likes of maktard and comp flop cam
>>214726183chelsie was much better at the game than morgan
Alright I need whatever Chud bought CBS to limit the cast to one black person next year
>>214726146I unironically think his nose has been growing bigger throughout the season.
ava already threw in the towel. any shot the veto is something mental since this comp was physical?
>>214726202The black people this season weren't even oppressive. None of them could win a comp for shit. It's Vinny the fucking cuck that neutered himself for n-bombs.
morgan you arent getting blood on your hands this week. whoever wins veto is
>>214726239Yes but they could sense the jungle fever on him
back to our regularly scheduled programming
>>214726235its probably the remembering days comp. which i think ava and ashley have both been studying
I guess my last hope is one of the useless sleeping bitches wins something in their life and gets Vince the cuck evicted
>>214726239>>214726202I do think they need to go back to 2-3 black hgs instead of 4-5, every single post cookout season the black hgs become a giant voting block that is difficult to dislodge and we've only gotten lucky that most of the time half the group or more are compflops.
>It was similar to the giant dice comp that you roll around inside>literally keanu's most anticipated comp that he's constantly brought up on the feeds>he practiced every combination in the gym all throughout the season>would have easily won this hoh if he just didn't trust vinceKWAB
>>214725326beanie try onhttps://streamable.com/4or074
>vince hoh>morgan hoh>vince hoh>morgan hohwhat a dogshit endgame
>>214726325now this is the real content
morgan has won hoh or veto every week since week 8, crazy to think about with how awful she was at comps before this>>214726352ash and ava just had to win something yobut they're flops
>>214726325cute
RIP kingget some rest in jury, we got your AFP win from here
ava for veto lol god dammit
the hobbit is almost certainly going this week unless she or ash cause a miracle and win veto
morgan is going to win the season
>>214726390>crazy to think about with how awful she was at comps before thiseveryone that was better at comps than her got evicted
>>214726108rip kingyou fucked up
>>214726390they got all the men out of the house just so that the most high-test woman could start winning everything. she has higher test than vinny.
>>214726411>lazy n-bomb who did nothing except laying around all season will make top 3 AFPgrim
>you have to be an honorary girl
>morgan wins final 4 hoh>she wins veto and keeps vince safe>vince votes out ashley
>>214726108everybodys gone
>>214726479nope not gonna happen
>>214725240kitty kat :3
>>214726444keanu, lauren, and vince are the other compbeats of the season so that's incorrect except for this week
>>214726352not there fault that keanu was a big fat retard during that last hoh. and the endgame only being a week and a half long after lauren's eviction isn't to bad either. at least its quick compared to last year
it was 2 v 1 in the HoH and Ashley and Ava couldn't beat Morgan???
>>214726479if you think vince isn't going #judgesstrong thanks to morgan I've got a bridge to sell youthey'll just cut her at f3 anyway
>>214726512definitely prefer the end game rush
Vince gonna Vanessa this old witch lookin bitch. Just you motherfuckers wait
>>214726521She's a D1 athlete
>>214726538yeah I hope we get this accelerated endgame every yearthreads are normally super dead this time of the game but they're going quick enough we've slowed down but not outright died
>>214726543you mean steve?
just finished watching last night's episodeimagine applying for 10 years and then letting someone who yaps your ear off until 5 am run your game and be in complete denial about it
>>214726543lol no shot
>>214726543Vince is nothing like Steve Moses, he's not playing an act, he's actually this cucked
>>214726512>>214726538yeah, they need to keep the house packed and then just double em out. i dread when its just 3 or 4 people for a whole week and then another
AVA VINCE
>>214726543he will just throw F3 HOH
Carolyn from Survivor was beefing big time with Jimmy on RHAP yesterday. Was pretty kino
>>214726600No way he throws it, even for him that's stupid
>paramore albumgood taste morgo>>214726606why exactly? I mean he's a dramatic bitch but I'm curious
>>214726521it was physical and Ava and Ashley fucking suck at those comps
>>214726606link?
>>214726593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzyeZ5vP3PI
>>214726635they were playing mafia and i'm not sure what exactly started it but she was telling him how annoying he is and to stop talking. people in the comments say that she started it but jimmy kept taking swipes back
>>214726636>Ava and Ashley>any competition everSay no more
>>214726593fuck you weasel
>>214726635>that's what you get when you let your heart wincinematic foreshadowing...............
what a dogshit trainwreck ending
Vince is appealing to her New York rat, he knows she wants the 2nd place cheese
>>214726639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdOJkqIFPEdon't know exact timestamps. i guess Zach kept misgendering Teeny too but i can't find it kek
>>214726623in vince's cucked mind the options are>win F3 and cut Morgan - maybe win the game, lose relationship with her outside >win F3 and take Morgan - lose the game, maybe get into relationship outside>throw F3 - maybe win the game, maybe get relationshipso I think he will throw as it's the safest option
>>214726606>annoying gay who would never evict a buddy >gets evicted by a buddy it keeps happening
no matter who wins bb this years it's going to be a liberal again
>>214726760damn i loved Hisam even though he took out my gf
TURN THE FAUCET OFF UTILITY MONKEY!
>>214726758vince is taking morgan to final 2 100%. he is very confident that in his speech he can explain his moves and all the back stabbing and how he stayed loyal to his true #1 morganwhether that actually works is up in the air. but i think if the jury sees him bring morgan to final 2, it'll be an insta lost
>>214726758I truly don't think morgan would hold it against him for cutting her at F3, she has outright told him she knows he loses against her and anyone else would logically cut her if they couldnot that I think he'll do it mind you, but unlike the lauren shit I don't think she'd hold a grudge
>>214726239It's because they cast a bunch of pathetic liberal whites, who don't want to appear racist, so they are afraid of targeting the blacks early in the season, and let them coast to jury.
>>214726635>why exactly?Victim complex and after how Bob the drag queen dragged her in Traitors she's on guard with bitchy gays now.
>>214726758There's a way he convinced Morgan to throw the 1st comp for him, then he throws to Ava, then he beats Morgan in 2nd and gets Ava to evict Morgan, but he's not smart enough to gamble that
>>214726760jimmy would have been an absolutely insufferable cookout/hag minion and i'm glad he went out when he did
>>214726836Explain Lauren then. As much of a retard she was was, she specifically targeted black. She was based for that.
>>214726606Carolyn always came off as spooky to me. Her eyes look fucking crazy like she might stab you out of nowhere
>>214726896Fucking hated how Jimmy glazed Mickey when she was HOH. >Greasing her ropes. >Giving foot massages. It was like reparation by Jimmy to them.
a bond of mutual ashley hate between the italian and the jew
>>214726836>can't target blacks because optics>can't target the vet because production will get mad>have to nominate 4 people every week due to blockbusterit's ruff
Ava is too stupid to understand that it's in her interest to go with Vince to F2 since Ashley won't win a single comp moving forward
>>214726836ashley was literally going home week 1 but won veto. will was in serious danger of going week 3 had vince/zach had a spine. and both morgan/ropes would've been up had simp not been a retard and guessed wrong about ropesyour narrative has been ridiculous this year,
Two long beaked primates in their natural habitat; scheming over money.
>>214726823no no no that's a test.
>>214726905>eyes look fucking crazy like she might stab you out of nowhereShe still has that crackhead aura.
>>214726962vince is doing that thing again where he is lying to her by saying that he wants to do what objectively good for his game
>>214727014Vince has been going through tests the second he talked to Morgan
>vince: you know how i can separate myself from this whole 'making morgans decisions?' >i vote ashley out and take you(ava)>ava does big hand gestures waving around>ava: I. KNOW.vinny might actually do it
The Cucky professor is choosing life. I don't believe it.
>>214727040yep. and she'll keep testing him for the duration of their very platonic relationship.
>>214726836yet two and a half white iberals made it to the end. liberals are better social players because they don't see the world in black and white
>>214726896Lauren's first HoH was her putting her entire alliance on the block because she was too afraid to target blacks, and it set a horrible precedent for the season that Ava had to break.
>>214727054>babe, it's time for your 4am bitch enemadoubt it
>>214727054I’ll believe it when I see it
>>214727117she literally put will on her block and then then 6 of her 7 noms were were POCs. her second hoh was all blacks with a keanu renom
>>214727070he'll fall right back into line after another round of hand holding under the cheating pillow in the hoh bed tonight
just going to say that i think lauren op images are cursed in some way
>>214727179>>214727179>>214727179>>214727179NEWWWWW
Vince wins anyway he wants against Ava. Rachel, Lauren, Keanu, Ashley, probably even Kelley with Keanu and Lauren talking to her. All he has to do is: CHOOSE LIFE and EVICT THE HAG.
>>214727117>forgetting that will, one of her initial noms, was blackyeah she was super retarded but that also doesn't square with your fucktarded narrative
>>214727113The whites that do the bidding of the blacks have the honor of being the last whites in the house before a black wins the game. Wow, great job liberal faggots. It really is a perfect metaphor for western civilization. White liberals handing our countries over to non-whites.
>>214727054Morgan will have a 3 AM brainwashing session and talk him out of it
>>214727054the ava missile from 2 weeks ago about how his perception with the jury is that morgan is controlling him has really gotten to him. keanu even brought this up before leavingnow that he knows kelsey might have broken up with him because of no hoh pictures or family video, I do wonder if he's in a "fuck it" mode and would take out ashley, then take ava to final 2 if he wins
