Is football the only thing keeping cable TV alive?
>>214726846Imagine how much cleaner the world would be if people never bought into this shit
>my brain Funny they think they have a brain
Average Patriots fan
>>214726846isn't that the kid from sandlot?
I don't understand. What are they doing?
>>214726899Humiliation ritual
>>214726888It hella looks like him. Its him as fuck.
>>214726888that was my first thought too
>>214726846Oversocialized retards.
>the one in the middle is brownBros...
My dad has had season tickets to the Browns for like forty years and some of my happiest memories are him taking me to games when I was young I really felt like a man. I'm having a daughter and my wife asked me if I would be taking her to the games and I said absolutely not and she got mad but I don't want my girl growing up worshipping niggers also women liking football is cringe.
>>214726859working in retail is one of the biggest blackpills you can swallow regarding this shitin a year's time a single walmart of any size or volume probably produces several tonnes of trash of the most useless dogshit you've ever seen. we've got some hebrew ass fake consumer-holiday for pretty much every month of the year and then some at this point - and guess what happens to the 80% of all that shit nobody buys, all those plastic decorations and plastic wrapped treats and plastic wrapping papers and plastic toys and plastic containers and plastic goo-gahs and plastic hoo-hahs? it goes into a BIG fucking pile of trash somewhere, forever. to slowly rot into the earth and become one giant, wet, hot, poison-emitting heap that'll persist there until humanity doesn't even exist anymoreand don't even get me started on the regular food waste. america probably throws out more food in a week than some countries produce in a year
>YOU ARE KILLING ME SMALLS
>>214726978You're bad
>>214726978get her into ballet, an instrument, or maybe theaterBALLET, that's BALLET. i did NOT say DANCING. because "dancing" is now a bunch of nigger shitand if you go the theater route make sure the theater kids aren't a bunch of freaksaaaand if you go the instrument route i probably wouldn't let her go to any band campshonestly if i could pick i'd probably get my daughter into archery or sport shooting or something. seems like the least likely hobbies to have some sort of grimy "sending my daughter off to get fucked" vibe. any extracurricular activity involving extended time away from your parents or any evening-time scheduling is 100% going to lead to sex at some point
>>214727008Also it's always the gayest shit that they buy
Why are they so fat?
my bearsies are unstoppable
>>214726846>le microplastics and seed oils face
>>214726888He became a tiktok influencer
>>214727136Thank God I only have sons for now so I don't have to worry about this shit as much
all cable tv is also run by an isp and the isp gives deep discounts on the internet service if packaged with a cable tv package.
That sucks you nerds didn’t play sports in school lol
>>214727137there's nothing else TO buy but the gay shit. all they produce is gay retarded shit. aisles upon aisles of seasonal, radioactively fluorescent colored, cheaply made, tacky, plastic trash. 15 dollars for a pack flimsy paper plates with a ghost on them? sold25 dollars for a 6 inch tall plastic santa figurine that plays 5 seconds of crunchy christmas music when you press a button on the back? sold19.99 for a 5'x2' new years banner made entirely from synthetic materials? soldthanksgiving dinner mats that won't hold up past the one dinner. SOLD4th of july fireworks. YES GOY. PAY TO BLOW YOUR MONEY UP AND ANNOY YOUR NEIGHBORS. SOLD.OH EASTER TIME BETTER GO BUY THE SHREDDED PASTEL COLOR PLASTIC AND THE PLASTIC BASKET AND DON'T FORGET TO BUY THE PLASTIC EGGS SO YOU CAN PUT SMALLER PLASTIC TOYS INSIDE THEM - THE EGGS ARE 50 CENT A POP AND THE TOYS ARE ONLY 3 DOLLARS EACH. TRULY A STEAL!!P-P-PRIDE MONTH? YOU MEAN.... WALMART HAS FINALLY RECOGNIZED ME? I CAN FINALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN WITH A 15 DOLLAR PRIDE FLAG AND A 30 DOLLAR PRIDE HOODIE AND A 10 DOLLAR PACK OF PRIDE STICKERS? THAT'S A GREAT PRICE!!!!
>>214726846spent sunday at the bar watchin football games, was so comfy. nice day, too. also it was someones birthday so one of the ladies there had brought in a ton of fried chicken, mac n cheese, veggies, and other stuff.
>>214727237didn't you just get stomped hard by the lions
>>214727504Also all the food is made from corn/seed oil and onions
>>214726846Ok, take their man card. They don't kntbget to be men anymore after doing that retarded shit. No more football for them, let them watch rupaul or some other woke garbage.
>>214726846Why do people who clearly don't exercise at all have an interest in sports?
>>214726846>Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer, and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult…. All that was required of them was a primitive patriotism which could be appealed to whenever it was necessary to make them accept longer working hours or shorter rations. And when they became discontented, as they sometimes did, their discontentment led nowhere, because being without general ideas, they could only focus it on petty specific grievances.
>>214727470i actually think raising a son is even more harrowing than a daughterhow your sons turn out will be a direct reflection of who you are as a man - how kind they are, how intelligent, how successful, how emotionally, mentally, and physically strong they are, everything.at least with raising a daughter the minimum threshold for success is just "keep her from becoming a whore/coal burner/dying" and at some point nature will take over and another dude will marry her, knock her up, and they handle everything else on their own from there
>>214727559Make them watch skibidi toilet
>>214727583a huge generation of millenials got hardsold on being manly through the meme of dirnking beer, eating pizza, chips and sitting watching sports.
>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
>>214727553but..... if it wasn't made from corn and soi..... how would all the farmers the government subsidizes to exclusively grow corn and soi - so much in fact that we throw most of it out anyway - make a living? think of the poor corn and soi oil producing farmers, anon, think of those poor farmers and their million dollar tractors and several hundred acres of land, anon. THINK OF THE POOR CORN AND SOI FARMER ANNNOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!
>>214727650>HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO TUTANKHAMUNCan he though?
>>214726846More or less. I think Smackdown is doing okish and then the only other thing bringing in views is foxnews
>>214727497the guys in the OP vid are total fags but yeah. anybody who uses the term sportsball just outs themselves as a sniveling little faggot with an inferiority complex sports and the viewing of said sports are a great way to bring families / friends together AND to socialize with strangers. they're good for communities>but m-muh bread and circusesyeah and you'd be ostracized from roman society too for acting like you're above it. even demolition derbys / figure 8 tracks bring people together, its fun as hell and a great family event
>>214727008Not my problem
>>214727650is this a real thing over there in america?
Damn, the grandpa got a massive GUT
>>214726859Indians would still exist though
>>214727709Isn't Smackdown on Netflix now?
>>214726846GEKIRENJA
>>214727136This is all good advice. I was thinking archery, violin/piano, or chess.
>>214727824in the US RAW is on netflix, Smackdown is on USA, NXT is on theCW(broadcast), PPVs are on ESPN, NXT ppvs are on like peacock or something and SNME and main event are on peacock. internationally everything is netflix. My mom pays for netflix anyway and I was paying for peacock until WWE left now I just have netflix and do what everone else does for ppvs and shit. I usually only watch RAW and sometimes NXT and the ppvs though
>>214727742go on youtube and look up "tailgating party" or something along those linesthere's a whole demographic of people whose lives revolve around driving to various, veritable amerimutt meccas, literally hours of traveling, so they can sit in a huge parking lot and drink and occasionally get into trashy brawls with people wearing the other side's good goy uniform. this is all just the precursor of course to then using your ticket you spent hundreds of dollars on to sit in an even more crowded space, watching a single football game take place over several hours, because they take constant breaks for commercials and "deliberations" and shit like thatgoyball is one of america's biggest cattle suppressants next to fast food and SSRI's. the amount of money, time, and energy wasted on watching niggers throw pigskin and bump into each other is incalculable
>>214726846Aren't those shirts meant to fit 400 pound O-Liners+ their protectors? how the fuck can you be to fat for that?
>>214727941No exercise and only eating goyslop
>>214727650>>214727895Nah you're just a pussy ass nerd and Jenkum Jefferson would whoop your pasty ass. Sports are like the modern day theater and only the most civilized minds can appreciate them.
>>214727838don't make it an "or" thing if you can, just introduce them all to heralso you need to find that balance between pushing her to actually do it and just throwing shit at a wall hoping it sticks. if she sees YOU doing archery, playing the violin or piano, or playing chess, she'll be way more inclined to try itinversely, if you grind her away at it, turn it into work, to try and "make her good at it" she'll only resent it AND youalso drawing and writing is a given. EVERYBODY should know how to creatively write and how to do some art. girls love cute little notebooks and little containers for holding shit and knick-knacks in so a journal, an empty notebook with a flowery "my poetry" title on it, a nice set of paints or watercolors or even just some quality prismacolor pencils are all good picks. all it takes is an easel, 50 bucks of paint on a palette, and a pack of brushes for a 5th birthday - and then before you know it she's 23 and has an art gallery in your closest city
>>214726846>is the one MNF game on ESPN keeping cable aliveYou kids are so fucking stupid. You don't even know what cable is.
>>214728090theater is modern day theater you drooling retard. at best WWE is the sports equivalent of theater. goyball is just time wasting bullshit for fat faggots like you. everyone with taste watches fighting, olympic sports, or accuracy and skill based dexterity competitions like darts, archery, or sports shooting
>staring at screen watching sports le bad>staring at screen playing video games le good
>>214727136>if I had a daughter I would kill her if she had sexyou're the weirdest type of guy and the dad's like you that actually have a girl and stay like this never succeed at their goal. Your wife should be the one ensuring your daughter isn't a loose whore.
>>214726888Kek yeah it is, no shit. At least he's still alive and has friends I guess
>>214728214>passive>activeunironically yesplay the sport for real or fuck off
>>214728252certifiable retard post. kill yourself for writing all that dumb shit and replying to me with it
how do i affordably introduce my children to hobbies like ballet or football if im planning on 6 of them
>>214727504>I can't afford fireworks >:(no shit you work at wal mart faggot lmao
>>214728293Make them do that stuff at a nearvy place
Everything about this board is so hyperbolic and annoying and you're all contributing towards making the Internet unusable.
Why do these fat Americans simply not buy jerseys a few sizes bigger so they are not so tight like this? Surely they have like XXXXXL stuff in America for all the disgusting fat people who live there.
>>214728293DIY ituntil the boys are old enough just tossing a ball with them and running mock plays in the yard or at a park is enoughfor girls, you could devote a section of a living room, study, or a corner in their room - if it's a big enough room - for ballet. just need to pull up a section of flooring, put down the right type of laminate, and then install a little bar on the wall with a mirror - that way they at least have the equipment necessary to practice and a dedicated space to put them into the mindsetaffordability isn't as big a point of worry as just making sure you introduce them to it properly though. if you fuck that up and push them too hard they'll never do it - similarly to how public school is designed to punish them for thinking and wondering and being curious and ultimately over time conditions them to not think critically or self-generate
>>214728283that's great dude keep imagining about how you'll totally shoot your fake daughters first boyfriend in the cock on day one and maybe one day you'll work up the courage to buy a whore.
I cant tell if the one in the middle thinks he looks tough or if hes just pissed at whatever foid is behind the camera and making him do endure this humiliation.
>play a game for children >win millions of dollars
>>214728357certifiable retard post #2
>>214728445He's shitting himself
>>214728293well you aren't going to have any so you won't have to worry about it. Also football is literally for niggers and absolute white trash. It's probably going to be banned within 15 years.
>>214728443pick somebody else to ascribe your retarded bullshit strawman to faggot, i don't care
>>214728462uh oh janjan looks like you're getting fired. You had a good one week run.
>>214727136It's a good thing you don't have a daughter, because being born would 100% lead to her having sex at some point
>>214728446When was the last time children won the Superbowl?
>>214726846La luz extinguido...
>>214727136>archerylol. Lmao, even. Archery kids are band kids x1000 in terms of the “freaks that all fuck each other” situation.
>>214728490post some more of your fantasies about what you would do if you ever have kids bro. You're about to lose your illustrious job as a 4chan janitor so you'll have plenty of time and the same amount of money
>>214727504Fireworks are cool, but you have to go to injun reservations to get the good ones
are the discord trannies here after picking up talk of children on their radar? holy fuck it's like roaches coming out of the woodwork
>>214728532Adults play the game. It’s intended for children they need to remember to have fun
>>214727650
>>214728293Never had kids before, but from what I've observed, you start with church as a foundation. Get them in the routine of worship, accepting that love for their community, and that'l do a lot of the heavy lifting. The major downside here is that this can make them soft too, so you need to be sure you're tough loving and checking them constantly. Show them you're still the alpha and keep them in line, and when you think they're old enough you can and should beat their asses. Football just comes naturally to boys, because men strive for that tough competition and brotherhood, as long as you're there to be looked up to. Ballet? That's easy. No TV, no Internet, homeschool, and absolutely control what they can and cannot listen to for music. No Disney, no blackbop, even kids shows these days creep dangerously closer towards that style of music. Show her the elegance of ballet through classical plays, and reading biographical materials in place of bed time stories.
>>214728544right, who could forget about all those crazy stories at "archery camp"
>>214728673ignore this post. well poisoner and likely a tranny
>>214728673>never had kids beforesweet bro, have fun sleeping with your dog tonight.
>>214728679>it isn’t a reddit-tier meme therefore it didn’t happen
Must consoom sportsball...
>>214728724>>214728785.t leftykikes
>>214728794are you seriously cred-checking me after throwing out your own baseless, anecdotal bullshit?
>>214726846Why do they have a statue of a black guy in their shelf?
>>214728864fuck you faggot. and fuck your worthless dogshit paragraph of neocon-tier shabbos goy dog trainingyour "advice" is how you create a traumatized normalfaggot that does nothing but consume and serve babylon
>>214728932Evendoe making them not consume goyslop is the opposite of that
>>214728864>nooooooo stop making fun of me I would totally raise my fictional children super trad and stuff
>>214728932you seem angry
Why do they call their field a gridiron? It’s not as if they’re being executed or martyred on a real gridiron.
Calm down guys, let's talk about sports
>>214728204>everyone with taste watches fighting
>>214727136>balletliterally torture as a sport if you're in any kind of serious school/academy. Fine if it's just for fun. Ballerinas are among the most fucked up youth performers/athletes both mentally and physically.source: worked the register and reservation service for a national opera house all my summers in college, ballerinas are sluts.
I've watched the Superb Owl once, it would probably have been fun if it didn't last an extra three hours because of the constant commercials.
>>214728875Yes.
>>214726846I don't care about politics or inflation, I can't be bothered! But the nigger on tv SCORED a GOAL!!!! It's the most important thing in the world, chuddie!
sports is better entertainment, sorryeven if it comes with longer periods of boredom than TVreality TV tried to bridge the gap but it cannot make up for the story of someone dedicating 10+ years to achieving a dream
>>214726846there is something extremely homosexual about American football
>>214728960>you start with church as a foundation>get them in a routine of worshiporganized american-brand religion is the QUINTESSENTIAL form of goyslop. it is the OG recipe for goyslop that has been getting brewed up since the fall of the fucking romansif you raise children that grow to be adults who only act morally because they fear the reprisal of some sort of authority - you have raised them like shit. if you want your kids to actually be smart, and think critically, and to be curious of their environment, and to introspect, and to be GOOD PEOPLE, here is how you actually do it>teach them that there is an inherent moral framework to the universe>reconcile with them the morality of man against the cruel apathy of nature>reveal the misdoings of mankind just as readily as their greatest kindnesses>raise them secularly but don't dissuade them from learning or practicing religion>additionally to the last point, you can use the basic fundamental concepts and philosophies of christianity in its stories or passages to relay raw truths, but importantly, make these truths explicit from the religious aspect of the content>celebrate christian holidays anyway, if only purely because most people do, and christianity is still adjacent to whiteness, which is goodobviously if you are genuinely religious this all works differently but i doubt there's many people on 4chan who are ACTUAL christians, like straight up, "god, jesus, holy spirit, virgin mary" kind of christiansjust like i was saying with getting them into hobbies or sports, if you're just being a fucking fake ass foagie pretending to believe in god and going to church in hopes you turn your kid into some sort of little chad by proxy to normalfags it's not going to work. your own kids will smell the fraud on you and resent you for it
>>214726846this has been presented to me three times, and I've watched it three times. it's so surreal to me.
>>214727504I wanna buy this for $15 tops cause I wanna put my wallet/keys in the bowl when I get home am I a fag? i think its pretty sovl
>>214729246>daquandarius was almost imprisoned for rape and battery but the jews pushed him through school and now he's beating women in a bentleyyou're literally a gay man
>>214729104thai kick boxing, bare knuckle mixed martial arts, olympic boxing, fencing, hema, kendo, capoeira? people have been watching other people fight for thousands of years, it's far more complex and far easier to appreciate than football
>>214729327This looks kino unlike the soulless Funko Pops
>>214727504yes goy buy my native american pottery instead only 80 dollars a pot :) I'm from that one tribe
>>214727497I played sports plenty in HS but never got the appeal of watching others play the sport on tv. Sure they're way better at it than me but like 90 percent of games are boring and I don't understand the pointless rivalry if you're not native to the city of the team you're supporting. I still go to live games but mostly to watch people I know personally play or fight.It's just annoying to have to sit through so many sports discussions when you dgaf about the team and don't know what is being talked about. Imagine being the only gaijin in japan and having to listen to them talk about who is the biggest yokozuna of all time and if that size necessarily translates into winning stats all day, it's enough to make me fantasize about burning down the office sometimes.
>>214729245Tyrone is better than drumpf or biden
>>214729327if it's something you'll keep forever and not just dump when halloween is over sure, but you'd be better off finding a decoration made in porcelain or metal or painted wood than cheap shit plastic - even if it meant driving around looking in antique stores or goodwill's and paying a little extrawhy fill your home with junky shit, you know? if you don't like something, and it's not of an acceptable quality, why possess it?
Alex Jones was right about sports.
>>214728214>watching muscular men give each other high velocity hugs goodanything can be made into a joke
>>214727136Id send my daughter to art school so she can become a lesbian and then I fuck her GF Female animators are schizos but strangely virgins
>>214729476Because they're smelly and fat
>>214729150i'm aware of all of that, the context here is that ballet is used pedagogically to make a good person out of a little girl - not necessarily which sport or hobby can be seen all the way through to its conclusion as some sort of career pathi won't even go into the latter because i don't personally think women should have careers at all unless it's a domestic business ran from within the family
>>214729459I think it holds sentimental value if I see the charm in it. I still wear a mickey mouse watch my brother got me at disneyland 15 years ago. 0 interest in expensive watches because of this.
>>>/wsg/5978780
>>214728293>6 of themanon if you are not already financially stable and wealthy or at least have a firm social support circle do NOT do this. Ballet would be the least of your worries. My neighbours as a kid had 8 children, I knew the youngest quite well because we went to the same church. There were so many of them they had to put up a schedule in the kitchen to check who was getting some quality time with the parents next, the father was constantly stressing about money for college. And this was in a middle-class family with a paid off house in the 90s. Don't do it.
>>214729354are you just gonna do this obtuse retard bit where you conflate what i said to the absolute most extreme opposite end of the spectrum for the entire thread? don't you have some /gif/ threads to shit up with gay porn or something? when there's so many fags like you who pull this it becomes hard to tell whether you're baiting or the flux of jeets on the internet really has started to affect things
>>214729348funny you should mention jews to defend TV
The Cucks
>>214729614>>>/sp/
>>214729246>even if it comes with longer periods of boredom than TVyou're talking as if there were no other alternative to either of these lol. Fuck sports and fuck reality tv, fuck the ''storytelling'' marketing bullshit around athletes' lives, fuck the ''eternal rivalry'' faggotry teams use to hype up fans, fuck 24/7 sports channels, fuck it all.
>>214729599>autistic meltdown and projection over a hyperbolic joke at your own hyperbolic claimsfat fucking retard no wonder you worked at wal-mart. Broke retard commie is complaining over 10 cents a paper plate from a 30 pack. unbelievablereflect you fucking gorilla
>>214729530>ballet is used pedagogically to make a good person out of a little girlHow do you mean? What would ballet do for a young girl that any other sport with an emphasis on physical mastery and discipline won't?
>>214729765They get groomed by their teachers
>>214729288Just say you're an atheist and you grew up with a single mother, it'll save me time from having to deduce it myself.
>>214729765i didn't say that, it's just that ballet was already what was being discussedany sport COULD do it's just ballet is the "girl" one that also has a long standing, timeless, traditional atmosphere. if we're talking other sports though i'd say running for girls, any olympic event reallyand teaching them to fight is a wise decision, not even for a sport just in general
>>214726846The only other thing keeping TV alive is newslop and adult swim
>>214729844thank god you'll never have kids if in your pea-sized shit steeped brain the only sides of the spectrum for raising your kids is "child beating bible belter" and "godless child neglecting nigger"
>>214727136Tennis or golf would be alright I think. Theres some token slutty famous golf or tennis girls but for the most part when I was in high school the girls tennis and golf team were pretty wholesome For the love of god avoid water sports. The swimmers were all insane sex freaks. Cheerleading is even better than that.
people still use cable tv these days? why not just stream it for free, im not american and i stream nfl games i want to watch
>>214729848oh ok mb anon I guess I didn't follow the whole discussion. My nieces all did judo and rugby, they all seemed to enjoy it although one did break dislocate her shoulder after a clumsy fall once.
>>214729905Boomers do
>>214729891>my wife is slowly becoming a staunch christian based on nothing having never really read the bible or gone to church ever>I have an extremely deep esoteric and philosophical knowledge of the world but I can play ball with this for nowI'm fine with little kid tier god is listening and jesus saved us crap but if she ends up trying to tie us into one of these fucking baptist churches I'm putting the foot down.
>>214729900i really should have clarified my original post more i guess it completely threw off the whole line of conversation and triggered a bunch of tranniesthe sex part is entirely inconsequential to the deleterious effects of putting your daughter around a shit crowd in general, OR your son, who at some point will also probably fuck a chick when he's out for something sports relatedyour kids are going to have sex when they get old enough that's inevitable, the point is, which sport or extracurricular will be the least swamped with niggers and trash, will have the greatest developmental benefits, will have the lowest physical risks, and - then, finally, last in importance - which one will be the least cum drenched slut coasterbut yeah golf kinda sucks for any actual physical or mental development and tennis has a lot of repetitive stress injuries
>>214727742It's hyperbolic but sorta yeah. IMO soccer culture is way gayer tho
If you are an adult who watches sportsballs, you are retarded
>>214729905many people stream legallyand, frankly, it doesn't matter how many don't because sports teams have sponsors that delight in illegal streamers
>>214730072>Adam Silver>cross earing?????
>>214729914if they were mine i'd probably flip the script and try to get them into kickboxing and soccer instead
>>214730072Ugliest jew in the world
>>214730031I get your point yeah. You want to setup your kid for success. Golf is great for mental development though, probably the best sport for that and least risk for injury. Plus it’s nearly all white and upper class. What other club or sport would be better based on your criteria? Def need to supplement with working out though I’ll give that.
>>214728473already on the way>>214728673church is a scam and I'm not going to lie to my children, any virtue religion has preexisted that religion and can be taught to them independently>>214729594i have to save the white race unfortunately so the burden falls to me to reproduce excessivelycollege? i just wont pay for it
>>214727136There's a highly unlikely chance that you will ever father anyone lmao
>>214730257that's why i was originally thinking ballet, because it's got a better demographic of people - and the cost of entry isn't too high, which is also i think a pain point for golf. yeah golf is nearly all white and upper class but that's because the places it's primarily played at are closed off to the public and require exorbitant fees and a huge locale close by for it to even be something you could feasibly do several times a week. ballet only needs a room with the right kind of floor and a mirror at mostrunning is also good, low entry cost, but higher risk and also full of a bunch of boondras most likelyironically you mentioned avoiding water sports but swimming IS mostly all white, super low injury risk, super low cost, great for physical development, and can be done in a team or individual setting
>>214729964>my wife is slowly becoming a staunch christian based on nothing having never really read the bible or gone to church ever>I have an extremely deep esoteric and philosophical knowledge of the worldYour wife is smarter than you, lol. "Extremely deep esoteric and philosophical knowledge of the world"? That's a joke, right? Have some fucking humility you moron. The fucking things I read on this site.
>>214726846Why does the kid in the midde look brown-skinned?
>>214726846Football is fun to watch, especially in person at a high school or college game. Professional football on shit like Fox and ESPN is unwatchable slop. The commentary and ads and everything unrelated to the sport make you immediately turn it off.
>>214726846Americans are mentally ill
>>214729905Because streaming doesn't replicate the experience of watching TV. It's just not the same
>>21472770950% of WWE shows is now women and they get hyped as much as the men, if not more. They're not even hot bimbos anymore like Trish or Torrie, neither do they do anything sexy. They just straight up wrestle (badly). It's a fucking travesty, but the marks apparently eat that shit up. Then the guys either have no fun gimmicks like they used to or they have the personality and charisma of a wet paper bag. I doubt they've maintained a mainstream audience with a product as shitty as this. There is zero fucking fun to be had.
>>214726846There is something very off on that webM, but I cannot figure what exactly.
I love this thread. Schizophrenia at every corner. I feel like one of those little demons that's in their day to day life -- just kinda observing their episodes spiral.
>>214730346nigger she's read half of genesis over the course of 8 months 3 years ago and literally never been to church. I was raised catholic and have studied a lot of philosophy and secret society nonsense that you schizos learn through jpgs from posts I made 15 years ago.
>>214730312get in line with the other butthurt trannies i'm ignoring and take a number, if you make any cogent points maybe you'll get a real reply
Pretty much since Netflix made stranger things
>>214727136>hits pipe
I hate sportsballfags
>>214730337Ballet gets real expensive too. All those lessons, recitals, outfits, will add up. Anything that keeps the unwashed moolies out is going to cost top dollar, that’s why for your family you need to make a shitton of money
>>214730388how doesnt it?>you can now stream youtube and amazon (that both have streaming rights to some nfl games) straight from the tv>hdmi adapter to plug your lappy into the tv or use the wifi to beam it on the tvwhats the difference? you boomers are wildin
>>214730498fair point, but youth ballet classes, the shoes, a few dresses and leotards, and the occasional concert in some small rental hall for families is going to be waaay less than the monthly costs of something like a country club for playing golfif the club ALSO had a pool and some sort of facilities for the rest of your family to enjoy then that would work but just in the case of getting your kid into a sport it wouldn't be worth it in comparison to other alternatives, unless they just really really wanted to play golf - which for a girl i doubt
>>214730598https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Swan_(film)
>>214730590It's tradition
>>214730777and?
>>214730928if you get your daughter into ballet she will destroy her feet rendering her unsuitable for marriage with literally anyone
>>214726846>cablemost of it is broadcast OTA
Why are they dancing like little girls?
ignore the retard telling your hypothetical daughter to take ballet anons, make her do volleyball
>>214731001the explanation I saw in one of these threads is each of these channels has a different theme song for NFL games and they are interpreting the melody. I'm assuming that is in fact the case but I'm too lazy to look up the original tiktok to confirm this.
Pimp out your daughter to white kids
>>214726846>football That’s a funny way to spell “Niggerball”.
>>214731052and yet Tom Brady can't be beaten
>>214730950that's at the competitive level with grown young adults vying for places on dancing troupes, we're talking about children here, like 5 years old up to middle school ages which is why this >>214731010 little retard is also wrong, because good luck finding volley ball practices anywhere for a girl that young. even around my hick shithole town there are dance and ballet studios but volleyball is something you'll only get a chance at come high school most likely and getting your kid into a sport is useless if you wait until they're almost nearly grown anywaythe whole point of starting early is instilling discipline, self control, and self confidence, gaining vital social experience, and physical and mental development - and most of all to teach them the joy of being physically active. you have to get them to like the feeling of exertion and to not be afraid to work up a sweat or else they'll be a fat, lazy, sorry piece of shit quick and that negatively affects more than just their body but everything in their decision making framework
>>214731134>>>/sp/
>>214731134Why does he hang out with blacks so much?
>>214731158so when do you plan on speaking to your first prospective woman?
>>214727709I want to date a wrestler girl so bad...
>>214727742Yes it is. 50% of guys here are only capable of talking about sports and arguing about other mens' weights and heights. It's really fucking gay
>>214731188i've already creampied your mother's ass several times, as is evident by your existence. i still remember the day i busted a dirty, corn-chip yellow load in her stinker and 12 hours later she shit you out into the garbage behind the denny's we were smoking crack at. we were gonna walk away until we heard the crying and that's when i ran - away that is. i'd never raise a shitbaby like you
>>214731176he is a cosmopolitandoes /tv/ think he could be an actor too?
>>214731300well hes shares the same hobbies as a lot of actors so he'd fit right in with that crowd
I love sportsballfags
>>214726846La creatura...
>>214731294yeah that's what I thought faggot
>>214731435you thought? that's a new one
>>214731488
That's the worst fucking dance i've ever seen
>>214726899Dancing to the theme musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU1o2blfeO0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y79g6cywswhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55FQ7sFS3HYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9APljSTvj0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GlNDeHwCaoNot really sure on that last one
>>214731391What a fag
>>214731584the ones with his grown sons are somehow even gayerfull on skin to skin contact in bathing suits as they lay on top of one another on a pool chairhow more people don't question this kind of blatant turbofaggotry i don't know but then again liev schrieber pretty much will get up and do a choreographed dance number about how much he loves to gay-rape his son if you ask him and he's still a-ok in the public eye
>>214731636All football players are gay as fuck, they're always doing weird shit
>>214731391>>214731584>>214731636fellas my 5 year old son will still ask for a kiss sometimes and he's done it in public and I'm not sure how to tell him that he has to stop being gay without making him feel bad. It's not like he knows, he's just getting older.
>>214731660what do you mean, you can't give your kid a kiss on the cheek or the head or something?
>>214727650If football players got blacker and fatter I would start watching again to see high speed nigger collisions in slow motion. Also remove helmets.
>>214731743No he means on the lips because at one point he was like 2 and that wasn't weird
Good goyim
>>214731636his kids were raised brazilian like the mother
>>214731792that's what i mean, if he wants a kiss then do it on the cheek or his forehead or the top of his head instead and just say "awww you're getting too old for that buddy" if he complains. it's a good lesson in teaching him that people are happy to show him affection but their affection has boundaries, and it's also indirectly a lesson in what things are proper and improper
>>214727008if put in a landfill, trash is barely an issue.the problem is throwing it in the ocean/rivers, and all the trucks it takes to move it around. but all the trash we produce takes up no space at all
Absolute retards
>>214727650>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB>clubNice try, Yuropoor.
>>214731867that's what I have been doing but he's not quite getting it and a little frustrated with the situation. I guess it'll just work out over time.
>>214727136Kek, this was the exact route Lady Gaga's super conservative catholic parents set her on and look how it turned out.
>>214731920any percent of our finite planet being taken up by trash is a bad thing and yes it absolutely takes up spacethe problems in this case are symptomatic to the fact it's even being produced at all. my original point was that a huge percentage of trash was literally created in some 3rd world shithole just to be shipped over here, placed on a shelf, left untouched for several weeks, and then thrown into the garbage. it's actually useless crap they just keep producing and producing for NOBODY and then it ends up stacked 40 feet high in a dump somewhere or washed up on an island or in a creek bed or the beach or just littering streets and gutters
>>214732003the profit margins are so high on that horseshit that if they even sell 1 for every 200 produced it's worth it because plastic is just a byproduct of making diesel/gas. I'm not saying this is good, but you're going to have to overthrow every government on the planet to stop it.
>>214731271>>214731271>>214727742>>214730056>>214727895It's not even fucking that, it's the fact there is nothing else to do small talk over. I stopped watching live sports in 2020 because it was too fucking woke and gay, but it was far and away the easiest thing to talk about with other guys without having to worry about their politics for instance, and then the dems ruined it
>>214731966have you actually made it explicit to him that as he gets older certain things become private or otherwise uncomfortable - but that doesn't mean you love him less? as pretty much a toddler he's got an extremely small frame of reference for love and familial behavior so to him all he sees is that you used to kiss him and now you "don't" like you said all you can really do is maintain the status quo and let him come to his own understanding of it, but make it as smooth as possible a transition and reassure him
>>214731584>>214731636>>214731651do americans really struggle on why handegg that causes car crash forces every tackle is making their players even more stupid and dangerous?
>>214732083I drive concrete trucks so I have a rare position where throughout the day I routinely speak to the same grizzled truck drivers and the same concrete finishers. NONE of them give a fuck about niggerball or sports in general. We talk about our kids, the jobs, hunting, bills, make jokes about the government, guns, bands, engines, drinking beer and if applicable our past history doing drugs or just the classic fucking around and making dumb jokes. Literally nobody talks about sports and this is in the top northwest corner of Arkansas in the middle of the country. I'm convinced sports people are all complete bugmen with nothing going on.
>>214730072Why does he look comically evil?
>>214732083i rarely ever make small talk with people and when i do it's a lot more interesting to investigate the surface of their life in conversation than it is to talk about sportslike where are you even imagining talking to people about this? work? if i'm at work i'm working and not talking, and if i'm with friends then we're probably doing something that occupies us or we're talking about something at least a little deeper than sports or other surface level shit you use to kill time and avoid awkward silence with strangers
>>214732145everyone knows it's bad, no one gives a fuck, the main group playing it are those too poor to do better things or complete genetic freaks. most of the ones who are genetic freaks but smart got out of it after making bank, like gronk. >>214732156>>214732238if I'm at the gun range I'll talk about guns and being racist, but I can't /pol/ post fucking everywhere to everyone.
>>214732270>point out that I talk with a large group working class people every single day all day and sports never comes up>UHHHH WELL I CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING NIGGER DUURRRRRRRRRyou're autistic
>>214731158>the joy of being physically activewish to god I was skinny when I was a kid, it's insane how being a chubby fuck will do to your confidence, even when did girls have an interest in me I pussied out cause I thought why would they want a chubby ass like me who would go slightly winded when I go up the stairs.
>>214732270maybe you should when these former players start violently punching or shooting in public or kissing their kids on the lips
>>214732270it's not about "/pol/ posting" it's about having a child-like interest in life enough to make conversation with anybody about anything at any time. i mean seriously have you ever NOT had an opinion about something? have you ever been standing with somebody in a stark, white void with no visually distinct objects, sounds, or smells? it's just not possible. there's always something topical and immediate to talk about if you really need to talk, and if you can't think of anything, just start asking questionsa genuine "how are you today, what have you been up to" will get anybody talking and if you just listen and follow along with the right questions and comments you can literally turn any given random stranger into a friend in like 5 minutes. i'm not even an extrovert type
>>214732318can't bitch about the government or talk about guns with everyone where I live. I'm one of the few who owns guns>>214732396not readin all that but you sound autistic >>214732388not my problem
>>214726846Is that the fat jew kid from the sandlot?
>>214732372and the stats show that if your kid is fat by roughly 8th grade it's likely they'll be fat their entire life and only continue getting fatterthe tl;dr for everything i've said relating to kids and sports could be that: at the very least, for fuck's sakes, do not let them get fat
>>214732418ah okay, you're just a stupid faggot, i get you now. that explains why you even watched goyball to begin with i guess
>>214732418>hones in on the two things he is familiar with as special interests: bitching about the government and guns. There's nothing else he could imagine talking to people about>got called autistic so immediately has to say someone else is autisticyou're a fucking dumbass dude. Like legitimately a low IQ stupid person.
>>214732083I guess if you don't have a crew of funny guys around it's hard to make small talk. I dunno man, I can't imagine being confined to such a boring topic. Just be insane and talk about crazy shit kek
>>214727136Lol, she's gonna get fucked and you can't stop itI would know because I'm the guy that's had sex with the preppy girls into chess and classical music and shit
>>214732396>if you really need to talk, and if you can't think of anything, just start asking questions>you can literally turn any given random stranger into a friend in like 5 minutesthis is such an obvious life hack and I can't believe it's not absolute common knowledge. It's so fucking easy to get to know somebody. I have maxxed out natural 10 charisma (no I am not a "chad") so this has always just been second nature to me but I guess it's really not that common of a skill.
Go Bills!
>>214732466I haven't watched it in years you fucking tranny>>214732508you are fucking autistic, not everyone wants to talk about anime with you, fucking autist
>>214726888I was thinking The Big Green but same fat
>>214732581yeah? and i never watched once, because i'm not a retarded faggot like you
>>214732666sure thing there, tranni boi
Being a fat sports fan is like being obsessed with tampons as a man. More power to you, and it might even be useful, you can even make a career giving advice on the best ones only up until the point of having to experience it yourself, but it will never not be retarded.
>>214732565it's not a big secret, similarly to "working out will make you look better" - the issue is that it takes effort and just like people don't want to lift no heavy ass weights, people don't want to carry no heavy ass conversations. social skills are a muscle and to get swole you must rep
>>214732581>well I guess the third option could be anime....how is it possible that you just go through life sucking this much ass? The only things you can think of to talk about are the government, guns, yelling nigger, and anime? It goes without saying you're autistic but again anon you're also actually stupid. You're a fucking idiot.
>>214731920>but all the trash we produce takes up no space at allAll good in Ghazipur, saar. There are being no trash.
>>214732702I guess, but like I said not really for me. I just am a social butterfly and always have been. I have the gift of gab and I know how to shut the fuck up about myself without ever actually shutting the fuck up. I can figure out how someone works and tease a conversation out of them, relate a little bit to get them to keep going and it just rolls on from there. Obviously there have been people in my life who don't like me but they're usually uptight faggots with control issues.
>>214726978rare based post
>>214732725you are autistic and a tranny you dickless troon
I have never cared about sports but recently I began watching WNBA and I actually like it. I used to be one of those guys that made fun of it but I now watch a ton of their games. I can't believe the Fever beat the Dream and game 1 vs the aces
>>214732824is this the first time anyone has pointed out to you that you're genuinely stupid? This can't be a surprise
>>214727008crazy how humanity went from living austerely to massive waste and consumerism in just the last 100 years or so (and really the worst of it within the past 50 years)
>sit on the couch>crack a beer>unpack some chips>turn brain off>watch an eggball>game has 1 million pauses for repositioning allowing you to chill even moreYup, kino time
>>214729097What sports do you watch
>>214732946you're just mad he doesn't vote socialist
>>214729463What did he say about them ?
>>214726978Made me think of this instantly.Which I could post the audio but 4chan is being a fucking bitch with catbox/littebox links
>>214732890a brief flash of terrible noise and sickening color before we go back to that austerity forever - only this time it will be among crumbling ruins and trash that never breaks down
>>214733016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_eF483cOE
>>214726846I hate fatties
Cattlemaxxing
Don't forget to support the Bills this season if you're just getting into football!
>>214733274Who are they Bills
>>214726846
>>214726846You'll never catch me dancing with other dudes on vertical video.
>>214732946wonder why its always these fat dudes with the shitttest stations, 720p tv's from 2010
>>214726846The women are getting fucked in the other room while they're dancing to sportsballs jingles
>>214726846Legit wanna know what kind of jobs they have
>>214732874no one gives a shit about your kids you retarded autistic tranny
>>214733448Supporting trans rights online
>>214726846My dad and younger brother watch sports together and invite their friends over yet for some reason they both call me a fag for watching e-sports and streamers. They love ripping on me for any reason they can find and it's fucking annoying. They've started calling me "Virgy" when we're out in public because I'm 28 and still a virgin.
I am not a fan of NFL, I dont understand why you guys call it football, but I like the culture of it (except how you all pick a team to support in the superbowl)soccer is filled with "Id rather die than x win it" support
>>214727008This is very true. Every human being should have mandatory conscription of working fast food and retail for six month each once they're out of high school.I've worked at Costco for 2 years (no, it is not a "good place to work" like every asshole says) and it has absolutely made me hate fellow people far more than it should. So many people are just needlessly shitty to employees, including the managers and then you hear of the directives corporate wants to push onto all of us and it further makes you bitter. You're getting it from both ends.The waste, Jesus. At least we bale the cardboard, but the amount of trash we produce disgusts me. If you're even the slightest bit non-retarded, they're going to throw career opportunities your way in desperation. I guess that's nice.Thankfully I'm dipping out in a few months for a new career; if I were stuck in the store like some of the 30 year employees I know, I'd simply have to end it all.
Lions-Ravens was better than any TV show I've seen this year.
>>214729381Same. I try to explain to them>do you like playing videogames?>yeah>do you watch other people play video games?>no, but I watch my kids playOnly reason I'll watch other faggots play sports is if one of those faggots is my son, or if it's sexy beach volleyball.>>214727008I used to work for walmart. We had to RMA everything instead of just trashing it all, even the 10 cent little knick knacks because it all adds up and gives corporate a few extra shekels in their bonuses.
>>214727650laughed, nice post, football fans are niggers I'm sort of into boxing, but boxings been a black sport for like a hundred years. I don't have to convince myself it's not; I know I'm not really welcome. I watch whoever I want to watch cause I like how they fight. I could watch only white guys, and sometimes I do. Hopkins hated whites and I got to laugh my ass off as he got SSBM KO'd out of the ring in his retirement fight, by a white guy. meanwhile footniggers are tied to their "team," which is only in the state they live purely for the market value (every team except for like three would move to LA if they could absolutely guarantee a profit increase). the team is ran by someone not from the state, owned by some kike or conglomerate, and consists of the darkest, most ignorant mup-da-doo blacks in the world also not from the state. go ahead and show your Cleveland pride by wearing a Browns jersey that is Cleveland in name only, proudly displaying the surname of some Nubian who's only there because they offered him bigger rhinestones for his JAWDINS, and who probably personally wants you to give him the money for the 40 acres and a mule he thinks he's owed. fucking dreadful. go ahead, tell me I like don't get it or something. I've tried, I really have.
>>214726846its cute how people can be retardedly delusional. Kind of like watching retards watch WWE and pretend its real happening
>>214726978You're good and more importantly, you're right.
>>214727008>America's wasting food!We're worth it. America gets away with waste because we own this planet and the rest of you just live here. We set the standard, the rest of you just bitch constantly about how we can't hear you over the sound of all this winning.
>>214733587It's surrogate tribalism for normoids.
You people know your kids can think, right?You can tell a 2 year old that cocomelon is garbage.Tell your daughter that her classmates are losers and that they'll do anything, tell her anything, to touch her pussy and that it's on her to find a worthy man because obviously you're not going to kill the kid who takes her virginity and you're not going to disown her, but you will love her a little less if you know she fucked some retard dweeb instead of just masturbating like a normal human.
I'm not an anti-sports guy but this thread has made me hate sportsfags more.
>>214726846HOLY SHIT THE KID FROM THE SANDLOT IS A REAL PERSON?!?!?! I THOUGHT HE WAS CGI
>>214727650kek
>>214727136Some of you are on here way too much.
>>214727136>any extracurricular activity involving extended time away from your parents or any evening-time scheduling is 100% going to lead to sex at some pointher body, her choice anon
>>214733369>football is transgenderbased! vive la trans!
>>214731536i never heard the entire NBC theme before, it goes hard
>>214727650anons will pretend this isn’t funny
>>214726846Can somebody explain to me why white males humiliate themselves like this?
>>214731966I never wanted to kiss my dad. I don't remember him kissing me. You and your son ARE gay.
>>214727583thisi can understand being into fitness and wanting to see fit people do impressive stuff but fat people doing it is weird to me, too much of a disconnect
It's weird, I used to not care about sport when I was a kid but went to a few games recently after my dad retired and offered me spare tickets and now I'm hooked. It really is like a new religion. I don't talk about it with uninterested people obviously but I do think it's underrated as a thing you can talk to strangers about if you need to. Where previously I've had nothing I've been able to chat to randoms/make a few connections talking about sports now.
>>214727706>Hooiti tooiti tooi, build me a pyramid or suffer me sheleligh goyo>I'm sweatin like a whore in church, we oughta move somewhere coolerSeems like a family guy sketch
When you meet someone you just have to ask if they like football. If they say no then you know they are a gay nerd.
>>214734085>>America's wasting food!>We're worth it. America gets away with waste because we own this planet and the rest of you just live here. We set the standard, the rest of you just bitch constantly about how we can't hear you over the sound of all this winning
>>214737155imagine wanting to watch niggers throw a ball around
>>214726846Look at those goyim do the slopdance for their masters
>>214737155When I meet someone, if they weigh over 300 lb and are extremely low IQ, I already assume they like football.
>>214726978But you and your father bonded over your worship of niggers. Why deny your daughter Americas most popular past time?
>>le repression will make my daughter go trad!lol no she's going to slut out the moment she leaves the house.face it your daughter will try and get a boyfriend (or fuckbuddy if you failed in raising her) so what you should focus on is ensuring that her standards are high enough and that her mate selection is aimed at good men and not good for nothing bums that only want her for her vagina
>>214737651Is that cooper?
>>214734159No he was just fat and ugly
Why would someone willingly do this in front of a camera?
>>214737972True, also make her use a condom
Why are they like this?
>>214737972This is false. Children born in conservative homes are more likely to become conservative adults, this is why across the whole population there a strong correlation between how your parents vote and how you vote, how religious your parents are and how religious you are.The idea that being conservative actually makes your children MORE LIKELY to be liberal is inverted reality liberal propaganda spread as a lie by libs because they know that conservative parents are more likely to have conservative children so they want to convince a few conservative parents not to bother being conservative under the false idea that will make their kids more likely to be liberal.BTW enjoy being a genetic dead end liberal loser who can't even have enough kids to replace yourself , libcuck.
>>214727497>playing sports = watching a specific sports league filled with criminal degeneratesthis is your brain on obesity
>is into sports>is fat as fuck???
>>214732946Is that Tucker?
Why would someone spend hours in front of a TV screen watching sports instead o just seeing a few clips or playing the sport by yourself?
>>214736256Yeah, people make fun of zoomers for watching streamers play games, but I'm pretty sure most people like that play video games themselves. I don't understand being morbidly obese but having enough of an interest in sports to watch them.
>>214733902Boxing is ARYAN
>>214738745>>214738759>>214738936>>214738945American handegg players can be fat fucks retards
>>214738759Are you as fit and fashionable as the movie stars in your movies? post your wife
>>214739073:)
>>214739202>the cringe era of /tv/ ordering drive jackets and posting selifes
Fucking grim.
>>214739202He's still starring in movies?
>>214739073I'm as fit as Harvey Weinstein
Are these the new Fortnite dances?
>>214733369KWAB
Cable tv is already dead
>>214730402Very Screwtape of you, anon
>>214727136what about figure skating? my anime shows made the hobby seem wholesome.
