He's the next Norm. Libs have no idea what's about to happen.
both he and norm would be considered liberal by most of the spastics on this board
we need a list of based right wing comedians. I'll start:GillisMacDonaldDice ClayCarrot Top
>>214729582No he's the next Louie ck
>>214729582No one knows who that is
>>214729582He's going to go on The View and suck off Bush?
>>214729582Not as smart as Norm so he'll never be as clever. Doubt he'll ever be as brave as Norm unless he veers off in the right direction pretty soon.Most likely he'll just play it safe and no one will care in ten years or when he dies.
>>214729582The only funny thing he's ever said is when he was happy is junkie friend od and died. Not even hating the guys just not funny at all. Tom segura is funnier whatever that tells you. The next norm? What are you retarded?
>>214729699
>>214729746It's true. I don't even remember his name, he's just some fat podcaster dude who blends in with the billion others.
>>214729582Norm wasn't a fat unfunny faggot who blows pod-casters.
>>214729582I like him and wish he did more historical stuff. I have one issue with him though. He always tells these stories about fighting drunk idiots at sporting events. He’s like 6’6” and was a D1 offensive line recruit. The only people bigger than him in the stadium are literally on the field playing. It’s highly unlikely anyone is picking a fight with him. That means he’s this giant drunk fucker that goes around talking shit and getting into fights. That’s just fucking douchey
Norm wasn't even political. The only time he was "political" would be when some dumbass like the OP tried to pin their politics on him and then Norm would act like he was the opposite to be contrarian and fuck with them. Anyway, Gillis isn't even a fraction as funny as Norm was. Don't ever associate them again.
>>214729582>Shilling yourself in the 3rd person
>>214729828>He always tells these stories about fighting drunk idiots at sporting eventshe told like one story about yelling at I think indiana fans at a notre dame game. You're histrionic and a sperg
>>214729840Gillis is Norm but without the baggage and boomer hatred that you old farts carry in your hearts.He is the Superman to the Man of Steel.
>>214729854He’s talked about fights at Phillies games and all types of other shit
I just enjoyed a nice sandwich, but this thread has left a bad taste in my mouth.
>>214729886no
>>214729865>sucking off a fat unfunny pod-casterishygddt
>>214729582>>214729649he got famous off of BBC jokes. he's the next nobody.
It's nice that hes self aware enough to know hes going to be thrown out by his "new" fanbase soon
>>214729582Only if he brought back his material that got him fired from snl
>>214729746No one knows who that is.
Any "comedian" whose claim to fame is a podcast should be beaten on stage.
>>214730035he's (not so) secretly anti zionist and he knows the tightwads (his jewish agents) will only put up with him as long as he continues rocketing in popularity and doing well.after that, it's all over... "see ya!"
>>214730131his claim to fame is being a successful stand up comedian though. Every fucking serious comedian except the ancient ones have a fucking podcast these days, it's just the business.
>>214730131the stand up funnier than MSSP, Cum Town and the Tim Dillon show are the first couple of Richard Pryor Specials, early Louis CK and Mitch Hedberg
>>214730220I'm >>214730246 and you're a fucking idiot. His claim to fame is getting hired and fired from SNL within 24 hours for what he said on his podcast and going on Joe Rogan 14 times.
>>214729828I'm a big guy myself (for you) and I can tell you short drunk fuckers always go out of their way to start shit with you. The manlet rage cope thing is real. I can't tell you how many times some 5'5" faggot has tried to fight me, they literally just come up to you and start talking shit for no reason. Guys like that don't need to prove anything you're wrong to criticize him for this at least
>>214730266what's he supposed to do? just not have a podcast so he can be a nobody making no money? I could understand maybe if the podcast came first, then he decided to do stand up, but that isn't what happened.Nobody even fucking listened to his podcast before SNL hired him.
>>214730331I think he's supposed to actually do MSSP instead of being absent for half of the year and gas matt up to do history lessons in his philly trash vernacular because it's way fucking funnier than one hour of stand up coming out every 2 years
>>214729828He’s really only about 6’3” and a complete pudge ball. Plenty of angry drunks would start shit with him.
Gillis tries too hard to be the epic relatable bro guy, he will never be Norm unless he makes his comedy act his entire life.
Kill all stand up comics and their brainless NPC followers.
>>214730501anon I think I just saw a woman with a small tattoo on her wrist, run for it!
>>214730532Give her the King Leopold treatment
>>214729704Yes, except he goes on Joe Rogan to suck off Trump
>>214730551You seem to be a mere entry level chud, a pretender, a phony. Real ones know the niggers were cutting each other's hands off in some telephone game scam that had nothing to do with the Belgian edicts.
>>214730581Shane might have been the first person to say that trump wasn't elected to bomb Iran within one day of it happening
>>214729582only similarity to Norm is hes liked by CHUDs and hated by woketards. hes more like a thinking mans Bert Kreischer (as in hes a beer drinking fat dudebro) if Bert was actully funny.
>>214730621Bert is more of a comedian than Shane, Shane is a little television diva princess
>>214730621woketard redditor types try to claim they like Norm then actually see his old comedy or Weekend Update jokes where he made tons of sexist and homophobic jokes and are like "um like wow... this guy is way more problematic than i remembered!"
>>214730589chudpill me on this
>>214729582Norm was not obsessed with BBC cuckoldry and was actually funny. Shane is reddits idea of edgy; that gay faux edgy that does not cross certain lines and respects heckin tards/women/niggers.
>>214729582Whats his best jokes
>>214730838I liked the one where he blamed matts brothers farts of smelling like cumthat really stuck with me
>>214730246>he's funnier than these people who aren't funnyWooooow
>>214730751there were production quotas but it was the king niggers who were charged with managing the lesser niggers who started mutilating people for falling short because it would impact them financially
>>214730863You won't name one thing you think is funny and if you do it will be something that obviously sucks and/or is transparently """ironic"""
>>214729582He doesn't have the IQ to be the next Norm. Norm had an IQ of 135+, Shane is lucky if his is 110.
>>214730838check him out hanging with sam hyde and nick mullen... funniest shit i ever heard!
>LOL, black women are built for BWCwhy does he always say that
>>214729582literally who
>>214729649Sam HydeGavin McInnesMilo Luis J GomezSteven Crowder
>>214729649>>214730977>no Nick DiPauloONE JOB
>>214730998based, hes the king of rightwing chud comics, surprised he doesnt go on Gutfeld he'd kill with that crowd
>>214731304>gutfeldnone of the comedians on there are almost ever funny, seemed like his old show Red Eye got better comics
I heard that they were gonna go after Shane or Nick after they go after Hasan in the clap back attack on the 'cords
>>214729582>>214729620>>214729704he was canadian you retards
>>214729582He's never said he's not on the left.
>>214729620Norm was liberal.
>>214731334Shane has already been cancelled and was tasked with rehabilitating bud light, got his dad in an under armor commercial with the notre dame football team, is best friends with Kid Rock and Joe Rogan and makes like $500,000 a month on patreon. They would have to literally kill him for it to matter. https://graphtreon.com/creator/MSsecretpod
>>214729582He's the next normgroid, not the next Norm.
>>214729649Mike and Jules David are pretty openly rightwing now.
>>214730977Gavin is a comedian? Milo? Hyde? Crowder? Do you know what a comedian is?
>>214732192they literally are comedians, what else would you call them?
>>214732315Hyde is a guru/financial advisor.
He just copies Louis CK.If you watch like 2005 era Louis CK when he was like 37https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fmn0LczzI8and compare it to todays 37 year old Shane Gillis, you realize how much Louis mogs him.Yeah, louis is a gay libtard or w/e, but he's just smarter, more original, more talented, literally created shows and films, wrote for Conan, the list goes on. Shane just copies his old acts and puts a republican/4chan humor twist on it. Like, some of his jokes and mannerisms are blatant copies of Louis CK jokes and mannerisms.Also he drinks way, way too much to last very long.my $0.02
>>214732762also unrelated but it's kind of funny in hindsight that CKs sexual fetish is masturbating in front of people or w/e, and he has like 10 jokes about jacking off and mimes jacking off on stage lol. comedians are freaks.
>>214729582I see more of a bill burr direction maybe, he's already a Bud Light apologist, next you'll see him make some fratguy comment about how some trannies are actually fucking hot or something like that
>>214729620Wdym?
>Hey guys, I'm something an anti-zionist myself
>>214729840I believe that Norm was sincerely a Christian and most likely a traditionalist. He also understood that being funny as a comedian is literally the only thing that matters and his job was to be funny. He was the anti-George Carlin.
>>214730645>Bert is more of a comedian than ShaneAbsolute state of /tv/ comedy threads, even if you don't like Shane he is nowhere near as bad as Bert
>>214729582>Never makes any funny jokes>HE'S THE HECKIN NEXT NORM!!
>>214732762shane isn't a very good stand up and doing record breaking arena shows with musical acts is frankly bizarre but MSSP is consistently funny. Even now as blatant sell out shooting the shit in a corporately sanitized lawyer approved format they still blow everyone except cum town and tim dillon on his A game out of the water completely.
>>214732956yeah, but being on a podcast is a different thing and T B H the podcast fad is getting really stale. like it's the same faggots talking about the news of the week and i really couldn't give a shit at this point. it's just some gay parasocial shit.
>>214729828I dunno man, drunk manlets have this on switxh when they hit certain blood alcohol level where they espwcially start to have the need to prove being adequate to tall guys, usually by trying to start a fight.
>>214732956Podcast funny and standup funny are too very different things. Add Redbar to your list and Harland Williams, who in my opinion may be the closest to an actual natural successor to Norm
>>214729582You know what they say, small hands = big asshole.
>>214733019>it's just some gay parasocial shit.ironically this is just something you learned to repeat from autistic people on this website who learned to repeat it from other autistic people on this website. Parasocial indeed>>214733056>redbargets old fast>harland williamsyou only remembered he's still alive because he trolled sam hyde last month
>>214732762Shane wouldn’t be anything special back in Louie’s day but the modern state of funny younger standups is so dire he’s by default the only funny newer standup (newer as in only been famous a few years and is under 40) other than him and Stavros (who isn’t funny) I can’t think of one popular standup under 40. I guess there’s that Matt Rife faggot but nobody thinks he’s funny it was just whores who went to his shows cuz they want to duck him
>>214733239Standup is a dead medium. shane is riding CKs coat tails because nobody until him came up with the idea of "Louis CK but conservative", and he pulled it off. He'll make his millions, hopefully saves his money, hopefully stops drinking, hopefully avoids a nasty divorce(he probably will fuck up here because he drinks too much), but regardless it's highly unlikely that he'll be anywhere near as prolific as CK is.Norm was basically the conclusion of standup as a medium I M O. You get people like Sam Hyde who are like post-ironic and it's funny but it's also more of a live show than it is a standup act and it will never be mainstream. Norm was the zenith of pushing the bar while still actually performing as a standup comedian. im talking out of my ass here but w/e
>>214729582Huh? The fat guy from Cheers?
>>214732858In the past, being liberal/conservative/etc were reasonable positions not too distant from one another. Most people could agree despite identifying differently, or agree to disagree. Neither wished harm on the other or wanted to see them crushed by the state.
>>214733546>Norm was the zenith of pushing the bar while still actually performing as a standup comedian.Norm had one album and a handful of sets with mostly the same material. Every stand up comedian had just been doing Richard Pryors act for 60 years.
>>214729582shane is a lib
>............Shane Gillis
I only listen to WARMODE. MSSP only exists to generate ad revenue.
>>214734261He's not, he's just a very, very insecure conservative.
Shane Gillis has fully fallen into the white guy minstrel archetype.One of the guys that commercials go to when they need a doughy "everyman" to show up in a sports jersey and rep their dogshit while looking bloated and balding. So the swine can relate.He's allowed to be non-PC because he understands what the sacred cows are and that for every off-color joke you need to spend an equal amount of time glazing black men.
>>214729582>>214729649He is literally a giant libcuck you fucking retard
>>214729706You can see the fear in Gillis' face when he goes for his more controversial jokes. Never saw that on Norms face.I mean at least he goes for the controversial jokes sometimes though. Well controversial by current standards.
>>214734409shoutout to Spud's progeny, hope he's gestating healthily and ready to burst out soon
>>214730782>>214734339Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.
>>214734764Even though I say that and look like that, you are not me saying it and looking like it, stalkerchild. Your impersonations of me online are why you will be rotting forever behind bars. Enjoy prison.
>>214734846You just shot yourself in the head stlaker. You died here
>>214729582Wake me up when he takes a massive dump on Sarah Silverman on live TV and tells her what she's saying "sounds like some fucking commie gobbledegook" and then compares her to Trotsky.
>>214733546Norm's stand up was meh, he's mostly remembered because of the podcast. Just having a couple of comedians chat to each other about bullshit will always be funnier.
>>214734764I always loved everything else Norm did (weekend update and SNL skits, dirty work, all his Conan and other talk show appearances, NML, etc) but standup wise I liked it enough but always thought he was way funnier in all those other mediums. And like you said he didn’t have that much televised or albums, basically the old HBO one night stand from the early 90s and then the one Netflix special
>>214729582Can someone please post a brief clip of this guy actually being funny
>>214735454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfn4SsMayds
Shane hates conservatives and drinks 30 beers a day because they're his fanbase. Once he can fully cross over and go lib douche without losing money he will
>>214734703He will be a giant.
>>214729582>He's the next NormWho is he?
>>214732762>>214732816>or w/ecan you quit being a fag
>>214729582Being an actual meathead is not the same as playing dumb straight. Norm's self-deprecation was never neurotic or hand-wringing-- cucking to SNL doesn't compare at all to the guy who made 'cancellable' OJ Simpson jokes with impunity.
>>214729649Rob Schneider
>>214730977All of these guys are indeed complete jokes but we were talking about comedians anon
>>214734764Counter hot take: I'm pretty sure all the "Norm isn't funny" posters are either nuts or scewing with me. I see through your tricks anon, you can stop pretending the moth joke isn't the pinnacle of all comedy
>>214729582>He's the next Norm.So everyone cheers his name when he walks into Cheers? Am I missing something?
>>214736132Maybe they’ve only seen his standup, which is really bad.
>>214729710>segura is funnier
>>214732762God i want more louis and shane history material, the presidents is shit i listen to like every 2 months.
>>214729582>He's the next Norm. Libs have no idea what's about to happen.so he will be a third rate comic with a niche internet following?
>>214729582he's a lib bro, he doesn't even like trump. he does the impressions to make fun of how retarded the guy is, not out of respect or fanboying.
>>214729582He's far more popular than Norm was at his peak.
>>214729649James Mccannhttps://youtu.be/oawMfCMLkHU
>>214734684Liberals weren't executing people in the street when Norm was being cheeky though.Gilis (who has already been cancelled once remember) has more to be afraid of.
I love Matt, but damn, you can easily tell how much intelligence Shane possess when he just lets Matt go off. He definitely holds back on crushing Matt so the podcast can run smoothly.
>>214736413>Everyone who doesn't like Trump is a libis exactly the same as >Everyone who doesn't like Kamala is a naziNot everything is black and white
>>214736132>you can stop pretending the moth joke isn't the pinnacle of all comedyNah, Norm presenting those Youtube comedy awards in the pinnacle. Closely followed by the Tom Green christmas special
>>214736866Hes a lib because hes a pedo and a closet fag
>>214736992Would that not make Trump a lib too?
>>214729582did it seem like Shane was afraid to talk Kirk at all on the podcast this week? It seemed deliberate, Matt was making a sly reference with the "my love" thing when they talked about texting, and you could see Shane quickly trying to change the subject, he afraid MAGAs gonna cancel him if they make Kirk jokes?
>>214731390doubtful
>>214737017>he doesn't know trump was a lifelong democrat and only went republican to become president electfucking retard
>>214737239>he doesn't know the parties have fluid ideologies and the reps now are more left wing than the dems were 15 years ago>he doesn't know that people can switch sides>he doesn't want to address the fact that Trump is running cover for paedophilesNO U
>>214732917Le trad Christian degenerate gambler
>>214729582He's sick?
The only time I laughed at norm was his blood and bones brother joke
>>214729649Norm MacDonald was not a conservative. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>214732917What a retarded take.
>>214729649Joe RoganTony HinchcliffeTim Dillon
>>214730838chairman of the bored
POW ILL BE TAKIN TWO SHOTS TO THE CHESTYA LITTLE WENCH IM THE BEST
>>214729710>Tom SeguraWho in their right mind wants to watch some know nothing nepo loser make fun of you. He literally thinks that you are a waste of life and wants you to die because his daddy is ultra rich and he's never worked an actual day in his life.
>>214737219It's not, poltards are just stupid. He's stated multiple times he isn't conservative and openly supported Trudeau.
>>214729582Dude black clocks are massive
i can't wait for stavros halkias to get cancelled for raping women and children.
>>214729582>the next NormHarland Williams
>>214734764Finally, a political firebrand to tell it like it is!
>tfw started listening to MSSP back when they had like 1500 listeners on average and knew right away that Shane would reach Chappelle levels of fameHe's a lot less funny now that he tones it down to reach a wider audience, but he's still among the top 3 best comics alive. Matt on the other hand is a 10/10 storyteller but his standup is meh
>>214730131it a different time now guy
>>214734764Yeah, he's not funny. People are extremely easily impressed by him for some reason. It's really weird and makes me feel like people are fucking with me too.
Why is his voice so disgusting? It makes me feel like I need to wash my ears.
>>214737166In all honesty, if I were a public figure, I would be afraid to say anything about Kirk. It would feel like walking a tightrope between two skyscrapers. If I were famous, regardless of the profession, I'd just avoid speaking publicly until people forget about this. Whatever you say, there's a high likelihood of fucking yourself over because you said something that wasn't 100% satisfactory to absolutely everyone concerning that piece of shit.
>>214737927The people who like him are, which essentially makes him one.
>>214729674>>214729620This. wtf? Guy is literally.>Then my daughter went up on stage for the IBG show and when the African wardrums began I just clapped.Hate this sissy faggot.
