realistically what would you do in this situation?
>>214732468Nothing. I would just listen and that is what no one did.
>>214732516honestly that's kinda true since when Pedro tried to talk to him about his wife he shut it down immediately and change the subject.
based movie. I’ve watched it like four times
why did we see joaquin's weiner?
Haven't seen it.Is this movie based or cringe?
>>214733716it's incredibly based, just watch >>214732528 and that should give you an idea of what to expect
>>214733716based
>>214732468Arrest him. That's assaulting an officer.
>>214734240>Ari Aster could be posting here right nowYuck
>>214732468cum
>>214733672humiliation ritual
>>214734329he probably could have. not sure if he was thinking it was a bad move after wrongfully accusing him of rape or if he was just a giant pussy all along. probably wouldn't look great anyway
CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEEEEEE WORK
>>214732468probably the same because i'm not good with confrontation or physical threats but then again i'd never be a fucking sheriff if i knew that
>>214732468I would catch his hand mid-slap then break his wrist. Elbow to the temple then a palm strike to the nose, from there I would clinch up with him and knee him in the face with everything I've got. While he was stunned I would switch to crane stance and hit him with a double waterfall kick followed by a series of short punches to his solar plexus to soften him up. Then I would finish him off with a sacred emerald heart punch. But I would never be in this situation because people naturally know to respect me.
>>214733006It feels so good hearing that word again. Faggot was such a good insult. It's been years since I heard that in person.
>>214735363they've been saying that and retard in more movies lately. i think they even said faggot in the IT remake. i probably got called a faggot five thousand times by my siblings as a kid
>>214734240>another post from vernon (more dolls by his wife)
>>214732468TURN IT OFF
>>214735410i've seen threads on /tv/ just like that so it's pretty funny
>>214735395The good ole days.>>214735429That's why I'm laughing. He definitely lurked here.
>>214732468Shoot him>>214735395Why are you such a faggot?
>>214735487please, anon. those were not fun times>brother calls me a fag at the dinner table>i get mad>mom says "stop it now. if anon is gay that is okay">siblings die laughing
>>214735174>he probably could haveThat's what I thought the first time watching it. But no, he goes and murders him instead. That's one thing that really bugged me, the movie made his character way too petty and stupid. I get it's trying to make fun of anti-maskers or something, but that's no excuse for shitty writing.
>>214735540i don't know if it's really shitty writing. it was a pussy of a man that finally hit rock bottom. he was humiliated like three times in a row and decides to take it out on a homeless man. once he decided to go all in with that he said fuck it
I thought for a bit when he killed the homeless guy it was because he was coming off of getting slapped and losing it and knowing he wouldn't be able to arrest him since he whooped his ass previously. but now maybe i think it was about what he was saying?>give her BACK. you don't care about me. you don't want mewas he reminded of his wife leaving him? i don't know
>>214735563>write a strawman character>ignore perfectly appropriate action he could and should have taken to make him seem even more flawedEverything else about the character I was willing to accept as plausible, but his response to the slap just seemed like a complete contrivance because Ari wanted him to go the murder way.
>>214735714>losing all of his employees>losing his town>thinks he was cucked by the mayor>loses his wife to a cult>humiliated because he falsely accused someone of raping his wife>slapped in front of everyonei almost thought he was going to kill him right there. instead he took it out on the homeless guy that humiliated him earlier in the movie. he was a giant pussy and hit rock bottom and just dumb on top of all of it
>>214735773>he was a giant pussy and hit rock bottom and just dumb on top of all of itAND a white anti-masker police sheriff. having him become a braindead invalid was the cherry on top. really clever writing, brilliant satire, bravo Ari, BRAVO.
>>214735818oh, i see. you got filtered because of the mask stuff. he was the one that literally pointed out the native officers weren't even wearing them correctly or that a lot of the restrictions were silly
>>214735856Shouldn't you be working on your next slow burn snoozefest? Go to bed Ari.
>>214735912clever, anon
i like how the creepy old guy working for Pedro Pascal ends up working with Joaquin at the end even though he took so much joy in Pedro smacking the shit out of him. the movie is literally about manipulation and big tech but anons want to seethe about the mask shit instead
so happy this thread ended up being about the movie and not Kirk like the other thread
>>214736977I was just reading that and ended up closing the tab.
BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK
>>214737076good call, anon. schizofest in there but i guess this movie attracts iti loved the katy perry scene. aster loves to include pop music in otherwise fucked up movies
>>214732468walk away like it's no big deal then come back at night and murder him
>>214732516i love this meme with all my heart and i hope it never dies
>>214737128Really when has he done that before?
>>214737213mariah carey in beau is afraid. she actually came to the premiere too lol
>>214737245I can’t believe I forgot about that. I love how he throws her and the staff carry her out with no instructions like this is something normal they do.
watched this with my dad who owns a bar and when he said "why did he kill the homeless guy" i knew immediately he was full of shit and just wanted to hear my answer
anyone feel like joaquin was a giant piece of shit and not care about him until he was being chased by the super soldiers? that's when i started rooting for him weirdly
>>214737869That's what Aster intended. Joe is a piece of shit. But Aster isn't judgmental about him, that's why you end up rooting for him anyway.
>>214738085based take
>>214733716based with moments of intentional cringe
It’s crazy to me that some people find this movie boring. Maybe slow around the Emma Stone moments?
>>214732468being not a retard a not make false accusations just because my own headcanon
>>214735524
>>214738731I liked her moments because are her moments are with his psycho mother and Austin Butler character which is based. The scene where he starts talking about his life was pretty good.
>>214738731WHAT THE FUCK MOVIE IS IT. WHY WILL NO ONE SAY
>>214739352Eddington
>>214738731there are scenes that go on way too long, the final shootout for one. so much could have been cut out to make a more cohesive 2 hour movie. editing is a lost art.
>>214738882I would gladly let my wife breed with Austin Butler as long as they filmed it and I receive a copy.
>>214733716pedro pascal dies like a bitch in it, it's great.
>>214734329yes, also battery on a LEO is a class 3 felony in most states>turn around, hands behind your backfinally release the bodycam footage to PoliceActivity or EWU so they can turn it into a youtube video.>Entitled town Mayor turns a noise citation into a felony in 30 seconds
>>214739954Faggot.
>>214739352literally just google joaquin phoenix emma stone you retarded faggot bitch.... kill yourself
