I poopy my pants*laugh track*seriously I poopy my pants
roflcopter
I poopy my pants too
Conservative “comedy”
>>214733930xD
>>214734063two poops?
>poop my pants my pants I poop my pants
OI! I poopey my pants*laugh track*and then I pooped my pants some more
>>214734421>poop emoji in the corner graphic
>>214734119POOP MY PANTS!!
>>214734421ITS POOPY AND POOPY POO!!
>itt mental breakdown
best thread on /tv/ rn
>>214733930
>>214733930I bet Jimmy's poop has a thick crunchy texture with a sweet nutty aftertaste
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758581110891958.webm
>>214733930*unzips trousers*THUMP!
>>214734970it's theeee mannn shooooooow
>>214733930>>214734063>>214734421>>214734567
>>214735430He turned into the man childCrazy how time can change you
I was going to make a women don't poop joke involving a female talk show host but I can't remember a single one. Do better, America.
>>214733930U N C A N C E L A B L ENCANCELABLE
PeePeepooPoopoopee
>>214733930>libs worship this 'man'
>>214733930>looks like we got a lot of NIGGERS at the Oscars tonight*audience laughs*>guess the odds of another fight on stage just shot way up*audience howls and screeches and pisses and shids and cums*
>>214733930reminder
>>214738622Reminder that leftists murdered a guy over public debates.
>>214738622Thanks for the bump Jimmy! Sorry you pooped your pants lol
>>214738622>someone with anger issues took the time to make this image instead of improving their lifeIncel moment.
>>214738622
>>214733930>>214734063>>214734421>>214734567LOL, they DO say that!
>>214738685>le words make it le lefist neme XD
>>214733930>so, just shit my fucking pants today*audience howls*>just five minutes ago*laughter dies down*>there was no toilet paper or anything to clean it up*a few chuckles*>so I just came out in my pants filled with my own shit*crickets*>and the right doesn't even care I have shit filled pants
>>214734970What a fucking pansy faggot. Wish he was as dead as his show is.
>>214738786>xDIncel tranny is angry kek
>>214738662Reminder that leftists murdered a fentanyl junkie married to a troon who defended their right to do so.
>>214738685
>>214738796I would sniff, and that's what no one ever did.
>>214733930Your side always makes the really good arguments and the really clever and funny jokes. Poop. Well done, OP.
haha poopoopeepee
Itt: trumpcels trying to make it look like they arent seething about kimmel being reinstatedOhnonononono
>>214737447except his show was cancelled because nobody watched it
Last week>KIMMEL CANCELLED WE FUCKING WONThis week>heh whatever doesn't even matter Kimmel sucks anyways
>>214740424jimmy, bro... the show was canceled because nobody watched it
>>214733930AND IT'S ALL ORANGE MAN'S FAULT
>>214740205poopee pants...POOPY MY PANTS!!
>>214733930>I poopy my pants
>>214740424No one will watch this new show
>>214733930>I poopy my pants>*Thunderous applause*>*Employees shit their pants to win favor*>seriously I poopy my pants
>>214740647based Trump did it again
>>214740647
Uh is this a crypto-Ameri/pol/ thread?
>>214741023Uh you tell me, friendo
>>214734970jesus fucking christ who the fuck is writing this shit
Everything, even a show where some bored empty man in suit asks bored empty questions to a bored empty celebrity is political now.I can't take it anymore
>>214740424If he wants a real redemption arc he should drop this woke BS and bring back the Man Show. But he won't because he's a pozzed pussified little bitch beholden to corporate money.
