>be ron weasely>broken wand>have to shit real bad, cant hold it>apparate to the loo>it works... sort of>blasted through to an alternate reality hogwarts>identical in every way, except the founders all have different names>shmodric shmyffindor>shmelga shmufflepuff>shmowena shmavenclaw>and benjamin netenyahubloody hell
>>214737174>be harry>be fucking loaded>can't ask Dumbledore to floo them to diagon alley to get him a replacement
>>214737233He knows that you have to pull yourself by your own bootstraps and not rely on charity of others.He was (being) a good friend.
>>214737233he does offer to buy him a new wand in the book
>buys Harry the newest racing broom model>lets Ron do all his lessons for an entire year with a broken wand>make the schedules so both Harry, Ron and Hermione has to take several lessons with Malfoy and the Slytherins who never stops bullying them>hire an incompetent Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher so every student wastes an entire year on doing nothingTruly the greatest villain of all time.
>>214737362to be fair, the defense against the dark arts post was cursed which explains why he never gave it to Snape, so he could keep him around
>>214737392Sure, but wasting an entire year of studying just because he knows that in some way Lockhart was going to pay for his previous crimes due to an old curse is villainous. He obviously didn't give a shit about the fifth and seventh year student who had to take their O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s.
>>214737495prolly why he made all the subsequent ones competent
>>214737516>Umbridge>competentlmao
>>214737545Wasn't he forced into that by the ministry
>>214737516>non snapes>competentlol harry and other people that taught shit pre battle mog every teacher
>>214737571He couldn't do Snape because Snape was spying for him/protecting harry and had to be kept at hogwarts Harry did that after unbridge which iirc dumbledore did not want but was overridden by the ministry
Ron was better in the books, but trying to turn him into a sort of athletic meathead in the movies didn't feel right. Book wike, both he and Draco suffer from lack of screen time and utilization. I still say the Dumbledore backstory was a waste, and those hundred pages of circular "Was Dumbledore heckin lying/????" could have been invested in a more fun Harry Trio having to work with Draco to free or save his imprisoned parents.
>>214737838Draco expresses the ultimate sin (being unapologetically white with blonde hair) and as a result was never intended to be good, but jk Rowling caved to fan pressure because all the girls were creaming their pants for him
>>214737571Lupin was great and Not-Moody was pretty good too.
>>214737838>>214737870Girls sometimes says I look like Draco. Is that a mire?
>>214738032Of course it is
>>214737174>be ron weasely>broken wand>have to shit real bad, cant hold it>apparate to the poo from his bowels to the loo>doesn't work properly and shit is dumped in Snape's morning cup of tea
Reminder that it's also 100% canon that until they "borrowed" modern plumbing from the Muggles, witches and wizards used to just shit themselves and disappear the fecal matter away. That's Word Of Rowling.
>>214737174umm AKSHULLY you can't apparate on the Hogwarts grounds, there's charms preventing it
>>214737233harry being loaded is just bullshit.just how?his parents were rich? there's no info about that.did they earn it working? they were too young to save that amount.
>>214738328James was the heir to a potion-making empire. Sirius also left his gold to Harry. Old money.
>Accidentally teleported to the shit dimension>Identical in every way except everything is covered in shit at all times>Shit keeps being teleported in all over the place from home dimension
>>214737174>>blasted through to an alternate reality hogwarts>>identical in every way, except the female students are all sluts.
>>214738328>his parents were rich?yes>did they earn it working?his dad was a trust fund baby
>don't even need a wand to apparate>even if you did, students can't do so on school grounds>you don't learn it until year 6. Ron broke his wand in year 2.>Ron doesn't learn it because he never makes NEWTs level. It's like never learning calculus because you got all your math credits via easier classesYour joke makes no sense
Actually they don't shit in toilets. This is somehow canonical.
>>214738533They Vingaardium LeVIOSAA their poop in clouds where it eventually rain over muggles.
>>214738488So, just like normal Hogwarts?
>>214738328female written booka man becomes valuable if he has money, full stop. earning the money is optional. Harry the downtrodden orphan could not have become harry the chosen one if he was poor
>>214738449this is a rick and morty episode
>Mccgonagel buys Harry a broom in his first year>Won't buy Ron a new wand even though it's literally mandatory for his education and life as a wizard>Harry won't buy his friend a new wand with his mountain of gold
>>214738623many women value good personality, something you wouldnt know about.
>>214739763fuck off, man. why you gotta side with the bitches over your fellow chadcel?
what's with all the roncucks in this thread? it's already a plot point that ron has a complex about being in the chosen one's shadow, it would only get worse if harry is openly buying shit for him
>>214738328No one ever became rich just by working and saving the money.
>>214739763You know the rules
>>214738032only if you complete the fantasy by acting smug and superior and treat them like shit
>>214738328Wizard life insurance, if you get got by Avada Kedavra you score big.
>be ron weasely>broken wand>have to shit real bad, cant hold it>apparate to the loo>it works... sort of>blasted through to an alternate reality hogwarts>identical in every way, except the founders all have different names>shmodric shmyffindor>shmelga shmufflepuff>shmowena shmavenclaw>and benjamin netenyahu>bloody hell
>>214737174>I'm gonna become really angry and jealous of my friend because I think he bypass'd Dumbledore's magic sippy cup protection wards to slip his name into a death tournament even though nothing indicates thisfuck was his retarded problem?
