It's insane to me that disney damaged the Star Wars so much that there is zero hype for a the first movie in 6 years whereas 10 years ago TFA trailer blew up the internet
>>214737488>It's insane to me that disney damaged the Star Wars so much that there is zero hype for a the first movie in 6 years whereas 10 years ago TFA trailer blew up the internet
>>214737488>TFA trailer blew up the internetthat was insane as well considering that it nothing but corporate memberberry crap
>>214737570It had a nigga stormtrooper which confused the hell out of casual audience who thought they're all clone
Ex-leading Acolyte actress ragetwerks in your direction, your response?https://youtu.be/LVW5ogmNijg
>>214737488just recorded a trailer reaction of this, should I upload it?
>>214737488>season 3 was kinda shitty>also it aired 5 years agoShit's fucking old and was last seen as a wet fart...>>214737645Are you a cute girl?
The Mandalorian was good, but then it lost all good will by filling a season with trailers for other shows, so then I fully gave up on Star Wars.
The Mandalorian and Grogu is an awful title.
>>214737488>bad art>meaningless marketable slogan>poorly placed words in title>confusing implication that baby yeed is a real person playing a fictionalised version of himselfthis poster has everything
>>214737618>literally the first shot to establish the future of Star Wars
>>214737488>THE STAR WARS MNNONLORINN AND GROGU
>>214737628>ahhh no haha please stop shoving my face into your thick mulatto ass! Help she's grinding on my erect penis!
>>214738009yousa gonna watch din djarin?
>>214737488What the fuck is with the logo? It looks like something I would make as a child in Microsoft Word.
>>214738002A sweaty, frightened and confused black man. What a way to start.
>>214737488Why does he still have the baby sneed with him? That should have ended when Luke took him and let him get on new adventures
>>214738002I remember the "oh no" feeling that instantly gave meLuckily we were all wrong with that one! haha, right guys? Yeah, it turned out to be amazing and releasing that sweaty retard nog as their first shot wasn't at all a political statement of the direction they wanted to take the series. No, I was just being a crazy racist (which I am but that's not the point)
>>214737618>nigga stormtrooperOh yeah, /pol/ went full meltie mode for like a week.
OH MY SCIENCE MORE BLORK AND ZEB KINO
>>214737488Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>>214737488>PLEASE BUY GROGU MERCH: THE TRAILERc-c-combo whore!
>>214737976this poster gives me "AI made" vibe
>>214737488Is that an Arklay from Attack of the Clones?
>>214738245Baby Yoda told Luke to kick rocks.
75 year old Sigourney Weaver! Pedro Pascal! Grogu! AT-AT!This is everything!
>>214738340
>>214737488Did they fucking-no, no there's no way they just said we need another nerd-bait actor from another franchise to make this nerd-miss proof and fucking stuck fucking Sigourney in there.... not after seeing dr who and khaleesi make Terminator 7 the rocketing success that that was. It must just be some actress who looks like her coincidentally
>>214737488Yeah absolute 0 interest. IP is deader than dead. I grew up with SW and I used to own like 3k worth of Star Wars LEGO. Sold all of it after Book of Boba Fett, except for a Vader figurine. That piece of shit was when even my SW-faggot mind realized we're past the point of no return.
>>214738332That's a cool toy
You could had stopped this
>>214737488it’s filoni baloney he’s a retard and why you don’t let lorelets run a franchise
>>214737488Please Come Back Customers The Movie...... Jon Favreau is Directing and while that does bode well, giving it some potential, I'm wondering if the recent Disney backlash and Pedro Pascal's relentless faggotry will affect it while this, like bringing RDJ back to the MCU, is just pure desperation.I have no doubt that at the very least it will be good but I won't be paying to see it as Disney/Lucasfilm/Marvel have lost my time and money because of their identity politics pandering bullshit and made it clear that they hate me and not a good idea to spend the last decade telling your primary customer base of XY's to fuck off?!?I honestly can't fucking believe how surreal it feels to be in this clownworld where we have companies and corporations outright attacking their customers on behalf of Cat Rancher Karen's with Daddy issues who have infiltrated and infested them while make no mistake that it's primarily women behind most of this culture war nonsense and only do it out of childish spite!Whatever, I can't even imagine what someone 25 years ago would think of all of this and probably suspect that everyone had lost their fucking minds and went insane while they'd be 100% correct!Finally, I wish Favreau had made an adaptation of Death Troopers instead!!!FACT!!!
>>214737488lol this is a movie? I tought it was just a way to rebrand a new season of the show
>>214737488Couldn't care less about Mandie and Frogu. Watched the first episode of that show and I couldn't even finish it. Why does every piece of Star Wars media nowadays have to take place on Tatooine? The scale of the universe feels so small. Don't even get me started on the baby yoda thing. Disgusting product placement, no better than the Ewoks in RotJ. Star Wars outside of the original trilogy (and maybe TPM) is dead to me and I only really like rewatching the first one anyway.
>>214737488They should do this as an art project and use only the Nvidia screen as a prop.
>>214738281Nope, it was the whole board. In 2014 it was still shocking to see an ugly talentless nigger pop up like that. Thankfully everyone with a brain all nu wars would be garbage anyway because JJ Abrams was directing.
>>214738002You can practically see that cock nosed kike rat Abrams wringing his hands behind the camera and thinking "He-he-he, how do you like that goys?!?"!!!FACT!!!
>>214739179It's also not a coincidence that (((they))) hired the ugliest gorilla nigger on Earth they could find!!!FACT!!!
>>214739200I actually like Boyega. He was good in Attack the Block and I thought he'd come into his own in Slop Wars but he was done so dirty. No doubt he was hoping to get up in Daisy Ridley only for Driver to march his BWC in the way
>>214737488This will struggle to hit 500 million, if even.
>>214737488That doesn’t look like Star Wars.
>>214738418The cgi monstrosities not being puppets was already the sign of the end.
>>214738245>>214738333Which, thanks to the sequels, we know is the best decision that kid could have made.
>>214737488I can't imagine caring about star wars ever again. Good job guys.
>>214738245Merch sales. baby yeed and lego is all they have been able to sell lately.
>>214737488last jedi is probably the worst big budget movie I saw in theaters
>>214738217It's parodying spaghetti western posters, moron.
>>214739818This will bring back our audience.
>>214737488Everything is "insane" to you zoomer retards. "Oh my god that dog waggled with his tail when he sees his owner", THAT'S INSANE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214740106WILD
>>214737488why did they focus on an AT-AT walker falling down a cliff? Was this supposed to be impressive or funny or something? It looked like absolute shit. Not going to watch this crap either way, fuck Disney. It's just going to be another movie of kike murderporn, starring Stormtroopers, where 50% of them are chicks, which is totally not disturbing at all.
>>214738332Would be cool if it was. Reek showed up in clone wars again as Grevious's mount, but i don't think other two ever had major reappearances
>>214737488Next year? Jesus christ.... baby Yoda meme is dead. All the normies that talked about this show was all because of baby Yoda meme .. I hope this shit tanks massively
>>214737488They're gonna fuck it up. Yeed was only good in the first season where Mando grudgingly started to like it. Past that, it became full on cheesy retardation.
>>214737488>no star power>trailer looked undercooked
>>214737488The Force Awakens was a 35 year old sequel to Return of the Jedi and had Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill briefly.
>>214737488Ironic that you're saying this when you're posting the product of someone who's been at Lucasfilm before Disney as even on their radar.Almost as if Star Wars has been shit since he got involved...
a straight-to-DVD star wars movie playing in theaters soon!
>>214740612He's not good without George. Ahsoka was supposed to die in order 66.
>>214740678That's the nostalgia talking. He was never good.
>>214739377Checked.>he was done so dirtyIf they had any sense, or any kind of plan, they could've made an interesting story with him. As I remember, by the end he might as well have been billed as "man who shouts Rey!"
>>214740612I hate seeing this guy. He's fat, clinging to wolves for some image is chuuni cringe shit like you're 12, and do I HAVE to explain why walking around in a cowboy hat like that makes you look like you suck cock? Why didn't anyone in his life ever just put their hands to his shoulder and warn him? Why didn't one person in his family help him dress, and potentially think normally?
>>214740106EPIC
>>214740106Ayo this nigga wilin out
>>214737488Is this a real poster? Holy shit this somehow is even worse than the normal bland closeups of the A listers faces posters they usually do.
>>214738281>meltie so you were what, 10 or 11 when that trailer came out?
Andor chads stay winning
>>214740929>Andor chadsThat's about as real as incel chads.
>>214737488Season 3 of The Mandalorian pretty much perfectly incapsulates exactly why Disney is garbage.Season 1 starts off with a almost entirely unspeaking protagonist. He's competent with a no nonsense attitude and basically screams old school cool. Just the first few episodes were very, very cool. You get an introduction into a unique aspect of Star Wars, a bond between a child and a man which almost always popular amongst men and then a cool cultural shock with this bizarre warrior like people. Those first three episodes were probably the best things airing at that exact time period. The rest of the season was good, not as good, but it was still driving on that hype. Season 2 comes in strong, not as good, but we're getting a bit more story and backstory and this is where things start to get more interesting. We're learning about this ancient culture of warrior people and the original origin of that Dark Saber. Everything is pointing toward The Mandalorian being this new reborn leader who will unite his people and save his world....Then Season 3 happens and it's all flushed down the toilet where The Mandalorian is kicked to the side for Boss Lady who saves him several times in a row and he's basically a side character in his own show and all the built up hype is immediately lost.I'm utterly baffled they ruined that. It was such an easy win to bring young men to your platform. Cool silent warrior guy does cool silent Warrior shit. But no, you had to ruin it and you wonder why men no longer trust your platform at all and why men are moving on to Anime instead of Hollywood.
>>214737488Is Plonkto Pimpoo in this? His son Komkar Dimdonk will atleast be in it right??????
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>>214741259The funniest or perhaps worst part is we even had a whole arc of The Mandalorian training with the Dark Saber. He was learning to use it so it was obvious at some point there were plans on him using it. It was even marketed in the promotional material with him front and center holding it.Then.... Boss Lady Mary Sue.It's like someone came in half way through production and took over. And it shows. It makes no fucking sense...
>>214737488Nigga this is just two more episodes of a show that stopped being good in it's first season. Why the fuck would anyone get hyped for what amounts to a cut-back fourth season?
>>214741259Season 2 is shit exactly because of garbage like the Dark Saber.It's no longer The Mandalorian, it's just another sequel to The Clone Wars/Rebels.
>>214737488Holy shit, I didn't believe this was real when I first saw it. As an artist I can tell you that was made by a non-artist - no an anti-artist - who isn't even competent at Photoshop.>compositionally it's a fucking mess>busy in the worst way>no focal point>use of space is retarded>size of everything in it is wrong>position of everything is wrong>shitty cut and paste with black edges>colour palette is total shit>lost count of the number of different fonts after seven>not one of which belongs on a movie poster>different sizes>note the different green hues used for main title and release date>text itself is retarded>nothingburger expression on Sigourney's face - that'll get butts on seats>Grogu using the Force or waving to the camera?>no consistent tone >no meaningful action/drama/gravitas/theme/anything. Worthless.Clearly designed by some clueless diversity hire, (or more likely a committee of them), who doesn't have the first clue about literally anything, least of all art. This poster is a visual representation of everything wrong with Lucasfilm/Disney and makes me hope the Earth itself opens up and swallows the entire talentless rat's nest responsible for it.>inb4 they're going for some kind of 'muh ye olde serial/pulp/Indiana Jones aesthetic'Nice try. lol no.>inb4 first draught or unfinished work not meant for publicationAnyone who did that as a first draught should be fired on the spot and forcibly ejected from the building lest their retardation be contagious. Not even kidding.It's an insult to art itself, and if you can't consciously notice that, at least your brain did. If you can't immediately see everything wrong here, and keep insisting there's nothing wrong, I can't help you, but maybe you could apply for a job at Lucasfilm/Disney, you'd fit right in and I'm sure they'd value your opinion. Hell, they'd probably think you're goddamned Michelangelo.
>>214739377Boyega is really likeable and he got shafted to appease the china audience
>>214737958It's yet another example of the 'fantabulous' retardation of one set of talentless idiots. These committees of retarded women and other artless morons don't have actual artistic inspiration so they'll sit there adding more words they think are cool or marketing suggests should be in there until they wind up with total nonsense.Fundamentally the same reason commie organisations and government departments come up with such long retarded names for everything.It's actually a wonder it wasn't called, "The Mandalorian and Baby Grogu on the Fantabulous Planet of the Strong Independent Bossgirl Jedi Witches Who Don't Need No Man Because of the Power of Many".
>>214739377>>214741721Shut the fuck up Jon and stop embarrassing yourself. Nobody likes you. Not even your mom.
>>214737488>The Star Wars Mandalorian and Grogu
>>214738728>I honestly can't fucking believe how surreal it feels to be in this clownworld where we have companies and corporations outright attacking their customers on behalf of Cat Rancher Karen's with Daddy issues who have infiltrated and infested them while make no mistake that it's primarily women behind most of this culture war nonsense and only do it out of childish spite!Obviously you're not old enough to have seen this shit before so you don't already know how commies operate. No matter what they call themselves it's always the same shit. Merit and the actual quality of what they're making doesn't matter to them. When nobody wants to buy it, they blame everything under the sun, eventually the customer, and whine about how hard they worked making it, as if that gives it some kind of value.>" ... the list of its customers shrank. There was less and less income to divide among more and more people. In the old days, it used to be said that the Twentieth Century Motor trademark was as good as the karat mark on gold. I don't know what it was that the Starnes heirs thought, if they thought at all. but I suppose that like all social planners and like savages, they thought that this trademark was a magic stamp which did the trick by some sort of voodoo power and that it would keep them rich, as it had kept their father. Well, when our customers began to see that we never delivered an order on time and never put out a motor that didn’t have something wrong with it— the magic stamp began to work the other way around: people wouldn’t take a motor as a gift, if it was marked twentieth Century ... Gerald Starnes, doped by his own publicity, got huffy and went around, with an air of moral superiority, demanding that businessmen place orders with us. not because our motors were good, but because we needed the orders so badly ... " - Atlas Shrugged (1957)
>>214737488This is starwars linguistic kill shot
>>214740678>He's not good without Georgethis. as soon as george left, he started making blatant fanfiction. member thrawn? member the EU mandos? etc
>>214737488>new adventureSo Disney wanting to do adventure movies is realI now wait for indiana jones reboot
>>214741259>I'm utterly baffled they ruined that.You have to understand how commies operate. They can't build anything themselves, so they have to infiltrate and take over things other people build, then they run them into the ground because they don't know what they're doing. Once they've destroyed it, they move onto the next thing. They're literally parasites, and destroy with the efficiency of a plague of locusts.Build a business or anything of any significant size/popularity and see how quickly and how many of these shitbags show up and try to tell you how to run it AFTER it's a success. How many want you to channel your hard earned profits into stupid grifting shit and 'causes' they supposedly care about, and the veiled, then explicit threats you'll get if you don't. That's what they do. That's ALL they do.
Because there was nothing in the trailer that did not look like something you'd see in the show. Also I don't even know what its about or who the villain is.
>>214737488The first half of the movie will probably be re-explaining the motivations of the characters for the mexcrement audience since they didn't see the series. Then 30 minutes of story progression and wrapped up in the last 15 minutes with some anti-nazi speech given by a black mandalorian that Din Djarin is "passing the torch" to. And some explosions.
>>214741259if you watch anime you're a tasteless sperg so who gives a shit about your wortheless opinionthe mandalorian is gay and anime is super hyper gay faggot tranny weeb trash
>>214742362Spoilers bro
>>214742362Are you really a Disney screenwriter?
>>214742362*black lesbian non-binary Mandalorian
>>214742362>passing the torch to black mandalorianWhom we will never see on screen again because the movie flops
>>214742727The Trandalorian>>214743081The series is already kaput, in favor of funding this - which I agree will never be a commercial success (even on the .0001% chance it's good). I'd wager it's an attempt to sell old stock of toys.
>>214738002australopithecus lookin ass nigga
>>214737628Not the dickcourse!
It's impressive how Disney has managed to utterly destroy one of the biggest, most popular, and most influential pop culture juggernauts of all time inside of ten years. No one fucking gives a shit about Star Wars anymore after shitting out embarrassing miss after embarrassing miss. They had a good thing with the first season of Mandalorian and first season of Andor but of fucking course they couldn't help themselves and fucked that all up too.
This whole thing reeks of desperation. Please come back and buy Star Wars merch! Look, baby Yoda! Look, AT-ATs, remember those? Look, a crumbling, geriatric Sigourney Weaver! They know Star Wars as a brand is fucking moldy bread now and even the most dedicated soifacers are finally tuning out.
Filoni is the single worst thing to happen to Star Wars that isn't Kathleen Kennedy.
>>214738418>the last time anything good happened in Star Wars
>>214744145It really is. I guess this is a prime example of marketing departments and committees deciding what's best instead of actual film makers
>>214737488You have to watch 3 seasons of a show, plus probably some of the other shows for this to make sense. I’d pass even if Star Wars was in a good place right now
Even Eric barely shed a tear for this trailer. It's over.
>>214739647I will await the return of GL (PBUH). Until then, nothing.
>>214737488HIS NAME IS BABY YODA!!!
>>214742004It's the fucking suits. This was clearly done with AI and some manager got a cool ten milli in bonuses.>>214741492Holy hell didn't catch half of what you got. The font type is wild.
>>214740372I thought there was a Ryan Gosling Last Starfighter knock off coming to bring back fans. Now this turd.
>>214740392If you described this to me in 2012 I would have been so hyped.
>>214737618>>214738002>>214738281fuck your /b/tard "DINDU NUFFIN!" shit.i was excited to see the Attack the Block guy in something else. seemed like a decent actor, good for him.Daisy Ridley, meanwhile, cannot act. how the fuck do you do WORSE than Mark Hamill? (at least he was entertaining)
>Star Wars movie>not a star wars episodeWhat a fucking stupid idea that failed with rouge one and solo. This should have just been a TV show.
>>214738245Disney got pissy that mandalorian was getting popular enough. So they forced baby yeed to leave Luke so that the nu-wars could be connected to the sequel trilogy
I quite liked 1.5 seasons of this show.It's a shame how they interpreted its success, because they basically did every single possible thing wrong moving forward, both for the show and for the franchise as a whole. Again.
>>214737488Doesn't look like a movie at all. RLM already said it looks absolutely fine. cant say im shocked
>>214744241>Look, a crumbling, geriatric Sigourney Weaver!As some Rebel Alliance leader, no less. Just like the old lady in the purple dress who leads the nu-rebels to failure in Last Jedi. Disney doubles-down on the woke feminist retardation. People come away thinking jeez old ladies dont know a fuckin thing they really should not be military leaders.
The problem is Filoni. He keeps shoehorning in all these connecting threads between all the shows he's working on so absolutely none of them can stand on their own. The entire third season of Mandalorian felt like a backdoor pilot for a Bo-Katan show. Ahsoka felt like it was setting up for "Rebels 2." It's exhausting.
>>214737570>>214737618Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my lifeI was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returningWhen Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lipsOftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith. but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screenI looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materialsLittle by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxyLots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face
>>214744820>QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME MY OPINION RLM HELP MEEEEEE
>>214744893https://youtu.be/Th4I3aJ68wY?si=c9p5eSCHjrXsEkKF&t=14
>>214744893What a simpleton. They squandered all of his characters potential in the first two minutes: >oh no how can I kill my old friends>a minute later>yo mama sucks cocks in lazer hell yewwwhaaa
>>214744893you know nothing about the amish
It's time to admit this is where it all went wrong.
>>214741259Should note that Pedro started his evil asshole arc in season two culminating in his role in getting Gina fired and actively conspiring with Kennedy to hijack the show from the showrunners (who has a level of creative freedom that meant Kennedy couldn't dictate shit like her tantrum over how she wanted baby Yoda to be a girl).Hence why season three made Katey Sackhoff's character more or less the main character which had the blowback of getting her blackballed by Kennedy due to Katie seeing the show as a paycheck and more of a Ron Moore loyalist type than being a Disney/Kennedy devotee
>>214738002Wasn't the first shot the burnt Vader helmet or Kylo's meme saber?
>>214745517We already know.
>>214737488Because we all know it's gonna suck. The TV show was shit, and its biggest selling point is "BABY YODA IS SO KAWAII! I WANT TO BUY MERCHANDISE!">>214738002Didn't bother me ebcause Lando and Mace didn't bother me. It wasn't until the actor himself kept running his racist mouth as well as JJ Abrams complaining that Star Wars was too White that I grew to hate him.
>>214737488I realized the poster is for adhd ten year olds. Disney is training audiences for the coming of AI hyperslop. Americans can't read or walk anymore so AI programming and games are only things left.
>>214745646>Should note that Pedro started his evil asshole arc in season two culminating in his role in getting Gina fired and actively conspiring with Kennedy to hijack the show from the showrunners (who has a level of creative freedom that meant Kennedy couldn't dictate shit like her tantrum over how she wanted baby Yoda to be a girl).And he will most likely be a factor in this too.
>>214740612>>214740678>>214742197The existence of the Ones not only proves that he was a hack under Lucas, but that Lucas too, is a hack.
>>214737488Anything with Dave Filoni's name on it is an automatic skip for me. I only care about Star Wars for Visions now, that's the only avenue left where I can still find the essence of the Star Wars I fell in love with.
>>214745646>getting her blackballed by Kennedy due to Katie seeing the show as a paycheck and more of a Ron Moore loyalist type than being a Disney/Kennedy devoteeOhhh so that's why she's vanished from this sequel lmao. What a bunch of meaningless nonsense this whole thing is.
>>214737523how is what he said reddit? wouldn’t the archetypical redditor exclaim extreme and irrational excitement simply for it being a star wars product?
>>214746010>tranime
>>214745733Those comics were so good.Lucas is a fucking retard thinking he could just skip Anakin's development in TCW.
>>214737488Was the trailer made with AI?
Looks like a made for streaming movie. How did he get his old rifle and ship back? What is the fuck is this? Is this like a long filler episode from before his ship got blown up? Are they doing a Cowboy Bebop The Movie type of thing?
>>214746641Probably. It's very generic and capeshit-esque, unlike how Star Wars trailers typically are.
Their idea of re-invigorating the star wars brand and bringing it back to theaters for the first time in several years and after the sequel trash is to release a glorified tv episode?When they first announced this movie I thought it'd at least have interesting stuff going on but what's the actual point? This is just going to make Star Wars look even worse somehow
>>214746725It doesn't even look like it takes place after season 3. It's just a random Mando and Grogu episode padded out and shipped to theaters for some fucking reason
>>214746089To that anon, reddit means talking about something at all, doesn't matter if it's praise or criticism. Like how the retard who posts pic related in every thread doesn't care if it's something positive or negative about Harry Potter. The "problem" is that Harry Potter is being discussed instead of ignored
>>214746725I don't know why they even bother, or why some people act like it's doing good work fixing Star Wars.
we have been robbed of space westerns again and again
>>214737488That poster is dogshit
>>214746955Sorry, you get the book of boba fett instead. U rike?
What the fuck even is this movie? The story is over. Mando and Grogu killed the bad guy and settled down to hangout the rest of their lives
Star wars jewtubers are really trying their damndest.
>>214747058The one Star Wars YouTuber check out sometimes doesn't seem to be very enthusiastic
>>214747027But what if... they DIDN'T settle down to hang out and they had to deal with yet another imperial remnant that's even bigger and badder than the last with a proto-starkiller base?Btw Luke, Han and Leia will NOT be getting involved in this conflict either.
>>214746987>>214740809>>214741492It’s obviously ment to be “amazing stories “ mag cover. Or whatever those 30s/40 plup magazine that Star Wars and India jones were inspired from were called. It’s actually pretty based if you are film literate
>>214747182It just doesn't work for something like a Star Wars spinoff show/movie thing that should be on streaming
>>214747182It WOULD be based if it was an advert for a better movie than what it's advertising.
>>214737628Noooooooooo please dont sit on my face noooooooooooo
>>214741259>ending season 2: grogu and mando separate>start season 3: they are back together Stopped watching
>>214747027It might be aimed at people like me who lost interest in the show and didn't watch season 3, so it doesn't matter what happened in it or how it concluded
>>214737488>Bob, everyones still bitching about Kimmel, stocks are down billions>Oh fuck bring out the baby yoda
>>214747182If you can't see the differences and problems here you're not art literate.Maybe that's what they were going for, but big fucking FAIL on that and every other count.
>>214741259>This is the way.>Unless Girlboss and Mandalorian HR Forgeperson decide it isn't>tradition gives us the ick now>we'll just abandon all the fundamentalist discipline and stuff because it keeps us from being Free™
>>214748825No u.
>>214738405it's actually incredible how they could completely destroy star wars in the minds of everyone, 40 years of the most rabid fanbase in existence, the original nerds, and then a few shitty movies and some shitty shows and suddenly literally nobody gives a shit about star wars. it's like the stench of corporate blandness completely contaminated every last inch of the franchise and you have no choice but to throw it into the incinerator
>>214738418The Lucas Sequels would have been celebrated.
>>214749210He’s right. Those two posters are nothing alike.
>>214740753You're posting in a thread about Star Wars and bitching about a man's appearance.
>>214737488Glup Shitto as HIMSELF.
>>214741260Glop Shitto will make a cameo
>>214744524>This was clearly done with AIAI isn't that incompetent.You can tell it wasn't done by AI trained on actual good art because it impossibly gets nothing right at all. It's not even any kind of random amalgam, it's just good old fashioned very human incompetence.
>>214738418The fuck you mean I could've? I defended the prequels yet I ended up getting punished for actually liking them. Fuck you, George.
>>214746881This is why someone needs the courage to make a Star Wars after the sequels, so we can move forward.The LEGO Star Wars specials take place in the future and they're surprisingly fun
>>214737488>make a almost movie like quality TV show>then try and sell the same thing as a movieit just intuitively doesn't feel good
>>214737488Disney CEO is literally a weatherman. Look no further if you wonder why it's so bad. The guy is unqualified to run a company, let alone a movie studio. The guy doesn't have an atom of creativity. It's impossible to appreciate an artwork for him. He's just a Wall Street jew.
Disney+ plus must have just had one of the most poorly timed price increases ever.
>>214738245because merchandising
Star Wars and Marvel are just two dead horses that Disney keeps beating at this point.
>>214737618>>214738002it was the niggest of wars
>let’s make a sequel to a failing tv show 3 years after the hype died Are they stupid?
>>214737488Tried to watch Andor and finally got the Blandor memeThis shit is so assPeople raving on it either never seen anything better than mid tier or just fanboyism, or went outside, or talked with people. It is so so so bland. I got to E8 and just gave up on it. 8 hours for 2 hours of actual happening and character development.
>>214752586I bet you'll have to have seen the whole TV series to understand a fucking word of what's going on in the film too.I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall at Disney where these idiots make "creative" decisions. A room full of feminist and literally gay retards sitting around validating each other's rank incompetence. God that would be funny.You think the yes-man shit going on with Lucas during the Prequels was bad, just imagine nobody so much as blinking and yes-manning everyone else in the room ... oh sorry that's sexist ... I meant yes-WOMANning.
>>214737488Andor is a filter, the first 3 episodes always filter everyone, everyone isn't talking about the first 3 all the stuff people love is after, YES we know the plot with the stupid warring hippie tribes from Season 2 is unfiltered ASS that isn't the good stuff.
>>214750889>This is why someone needs the courage to make a Star Wars after the sequelsIt doesn't matter. It's impossible to move past those movies, people will never stop thinking about it. It'll always be in the back on their minds how any Jedi that might be introduced are all the product of Rey. Anything that came from the OT and the sacrifices of characters people actually cared about amounted to nothing off-screen while they all died in vain. This is why so many directors they were once in talks with for a whole host of movies quietly dropped out or pretended to be too busy. Even fucking Taika Waititi knows Star Wars is now a hard sell to general audiences after that nightmare trilogy. The brand wouldn't have been stuck on streaming for six years doing side stories and prequels if they didn't on some level realize this was a dead end.
>>214752789At this point Star Wars itself is a filter. If you're still watching any of it and making excuses for it, you're either shill or a fucking retard.
>>214752736I took it as the last few fans trying desperately to gas up an extremely mediocre show because they really really want Star Wars to be good again. As a former fan, it's fucking sad to see.
>>214752818This. The sequels are creative black holes. How do you even begin to write a story that takes place during or after it? No one will ever take them seriously when shit like starkiller base exists or somehow palpatine returned is unironic canon events that happened
>>214739818Post 1 spaghetti western poser that's similar to this crap.
>>214741259Season 1 had all good episodes. All episodic space western bounty hunter with some baby yeed overarching plot. Season 2 had 2 good episodes or so and the rest were advertisements for other shows. Season 3 had jack black and lizzo.
>>214738002we aint found shit
>>214745517This is where it went wrong.
>>214745733A'Sharad Hett was a kino character.
>>214747182And yet that poster looks much better than the visual vomit movie one.
>>214752736Ay yo dialogue is so deadass shitass bruh!
>>214738245they immediately retconned that in the next season lol
>>214753241truth nuke
>>214752941If it were actually good enough to revive Star Wars the excitement for it would quickly build over time and pull everyone back in. But that didn't happen.Just imagine if they suddenly made a really good Terminator or Alien sequel that was anywhere near the level of the original or immediate sequels. Something that captures the 'movie magic' of those in any kino way. You'd know about it, know it wasn't just cope and shilling, and watch it. But that never happened, that's how you know it's not worth your time. Even if it was 'kinda okay' or 'good' as a non-Star Wars sci-fi show, meh who cares if you don't rush out to watch any of those either? Let alone one with baggage.The real truth is the best you can hope for is the faggots in charge blindly giving money to someone with some talent and mostly not interfere because they're too busy fucking up other "bigger" shit. The original Joker film is a perfect example. It wasn't some high budget thing that the DCEU fags gave a fuck about so it was actually great. Then it made a billion dollars and suddenly they cared about it and then they didn't interfere, forcibly inserted their politics and gay shit, (you're retarded if you believe for a second Joker Boogaloo was all Todd Phillips doing).This is the kind of thing that happened with every slight positive uptick and actually good/decent franchise film. Like people praising Luke Skywalker showing up to take Grogu. But then when it gets a positive reaction, it immediately becomes a target for all the political animals, who try to use it to push their shit. Grogu himself is like that. Original trilogy Star Wars is like that.Just think about the original Star Wars and old superhero films, if you're a Zoomie you don't know, but most faggot actors didn't want to be in them because they thought it was somehow beneath them, (Harrison Ford still does). Then when the money comes in and it gets popular they suddenly want to get involved and run the asylum.
>>214752586it's still a fucking mystery
>>214753761Who's that in the bottom right? I recognize everyone else, but not her.
>>214738249fuck off boyoga
>>214754500meant for >>214744677checked
>>214753761Rey is definitely a self-insert, but not for KK or any specific person. She's meant to be the wish fulfillment (You) the viewer had/have with the same function as one of Disney's movie themed rides.>oh wow, she flies the millenium falcon and is great at it!>omg look, han solo's here! let's talk to him!>omg it's anakin's lightsaber! use it to fight off the stormtroopers!>omg it's "darth vader"! quick, use the lightsaber we just found to fight him!>look at you, you've got the force! well done!>omg it's princess leia! let's give her a hug!>omg it's luke skywalker! let's "train" to be jedi with him!>omg it's emperor palpatine! quick, use your jedi powers to beat him!>you did it, yay! the galaxy is saved!She's the only one who wasn't entirely feminist maliciousness and just regular corporate soullessness. Not that that makes it any better, of course.
the trailer is the laziest kidslop ive ever seen in star wars
>>214745733The clone wars cartoon is some of the gayest bullshit I have ever been tricked into watching. Star Wars fans are so desperate for good media they will praise this gay bullshit until the heat death of the universe.
>>214755220Imagine how much better Star Wars would be if people actually liked to read. So much good work is still disregarded to this day because literacy rates are in the shitter.
>>214738245Grogu dropped out of Jedi School.
>>214755220when i followed the episode guide it was semi tolerable but i watched one episode without it and the it felt like i was watching a cartoon for disabled 4 year olds
>>214737488>May 22Wait the movie was already out?
>>214755442I'm fine with it honestly. I'd rather the riff-raff stay away from the EU.
>>214744677>i was excited to see the Attack the Block guy in something else. seemed like a decent actor, good for him.I was excited for him too but as the years go by and dude develop a diva complex I loathe him. Which is funny because apparently they got RDJ to mentor Boyega and Ridley so that they wouldn't let fame get into their heads, yet Boyega learned nothing. That is if the RDJ mentoring stuff did happen.
>>214754277kk’s self insert in the latest indiana jones film
