Are you ready?
>>214738139Previous: >>214714009Also, yes. All questions will be answered, all plot threads will get satisfying conclusions and the ballsack plant will be aweomse.
>not even the shills are interested in watching this crapIt's joever
>>214738139what are the plot predictions for the finale? its short and this show likes to be slow burn, so how much of it are they likely to fit in/resolve?
how can a show spend so long doing absolutely nothing and then have the last episodes be so rushed?
how long until next episode
>>214738334Everyone except Wendy dies, massive cliffhanger, no season 2>>21473835713h
Wait how is this the final ep? Plant, eye, flies and ticks did nothing at all
>>214738491literally all of them did stuff except the plant
>>214738139i'm hyped fr
>>214738318This is correct I just wait for Troonout and We wuz dragon riders n shiet these days
>>214738334Elements that need a conclusion or explanation:-Child hybrids, what was the fucking point-Who will ocellus take over next-What happens to Prodigy and the hybrids, seeing as they don't exist in Alien or its sequels-What will Wendy and the hybrids do to Kavalier and the Prodigy employees-Does Kavalier survive-Is Atom a synth-Will Joe tell Atom that Wendy isn't his sister and thus the hybrid experiment failed-Will Joe (or anyone else) make it off the island-Will Morrow fail to secure a specimen for Yutani-Will any of the aliens make it off the island-Will there be any tie-in with or acknowledgement of the Nostromo's mission-What exactly are Kirsch's motivations
>do nothing>win
>>214738652sounds like this ep will be packed with content!
>>214738663What kind of person displays this in their home?
>>214738139The Xeno cosplay tier suit was probably the lowest point of the show
>>214738666Is it true this episode is only 47 mins Satan?
>>214738663lmao
>>214738349Noah Hawley did the same thing to the final Fargo and legion seasons tooI guess the writers room is just full of millennial writing mxnt0
I just have a feeling it will be an unsatisfying conclusion.
>>21473885837 of which will be wendy xeno queen setup for sessy 2
>>214738917the writers are mentally challenged, pls understand.
eta on the finale?
>>21473895412h 30 mins
>>214738652>Will there be any tie-in with or acknowledgement of the Nostromo's missionInb4 a CGI Arthur Dallas cameo
>>214738663my ballsack doesn't look like that
DUDEPETERPANI'M WATCHING PETER PAN
this show is actually retarded, like seriously.
>>214738139YES I AM READY!
>>214738139I feel the sheep will do a Resident Evil, completely ignoring its biological mass and mutate into a giant Boss monster.
>>214738573They did stuff in that one ep with the ship and it lasted something like 10 sec
post yfw they show up in the finale
>>214738139>ending credits roll>You don't have to go home, but you can't. Stay. Here!
>>214739013transgirls sacks look just like that
This is a good show. Can't wait for the finale. Bareback missionary creampie sex with Wendy.
Hawley was saving all his writing prowess for this finale.
>>214738139Yes. And just in time. I canceled Hulu and only have a little over a week left. I'm clearing out my checklist of movies and shows I've been meaning to see. Anything else going forward from them can be pirated. They had a good run. Shit, I guess I could always just watch it on FX. No real need to have Hulu anyway with cable. Just seeing old shows in their entirety which I've completed. Alien is a good show but I'm hoping for another season of Fargo before more of this.
>>214739617
This show sucks and half the posts in this thread sound like they were posted by PR consultants / bots
>>214738917As if any of you tools have been satisfied with any of it so far. Yet you keep watching so you have something to bitch about how "hacky" or "woke" it is.
>>214738139IS THAT HOLY HECKIN OCELLUS YA'LL!!!
>>214739635The whole run of this show there have been conspiratards like you acting like no one likes the show and the only organic posts are you incel malcontents saying it sucks. Anyone "claiming" to like it is some bot or shill or *gasp* reddittor. Eat shit, fuckface. This is why you can't get pussy.
>>214738917I would be legitimately surprised and shocked if its anything but another disappointment.
>>214739476
Major happening. The last episodes twist was revealed to me in a dream.>Eye takes control of Boy and speaks>Wendy climbs her Xeno and fights him to the death
>>214739671You can tell who is a bot/shill in these threads by how much they glaze Aliens (non-canon but canon for Earth) obviously because they have been fed it as a line to push for marketing
I can feel it, this finale will be raw, unfiltered kino that closes all plot points and will have anons praising Hawley by the end of it
>>214739771I don't believe that's happening. Everyone here is too jaded. And they always bend the logic so these so-called "shills" are allowed to say faggot or whatever else they want in their posts to pass for users. Disney totally pays people to come here at 5 a.m. and discuss a show they don't think totally sucks. Can't be real. Must be a bad actor. Everyone objectively hates the show or they're not a real American. Makes sense to me!
>>214739787There will be something left over. I liked the way Covenant ended. Fucked up. But not like there's really a direct sequel to come of it. I'd watch another Scott Alien movie for sure.
All the threads were gone for days. You fag's aren't even fans your shills
>>214739916>fag's>your shillsBrown ESL hands typed this post.
>>214738663I can see how the other specimens could be used as weapons, but how does this snot plant kill people?
>>214739942Immediately grammer correction in the vein of a bot . Yep for sure botLol this show is. Bombing
I cant wait for the finale and the reveal of the kids being xenomorphs. Wendy is my autistic xenomorph queen shackled inside the wrong body.
>>214738139They should definitely play Korn during the end credits for the next episode
Whats the go with the ship size in episode 5. Are they on a oil rig or not
>>214739771It's not even that. It's XAI the engine company behind Grok. I'm convinced they bought up 4chan a few months ago during the hack and have now flooded 4chan with ai bots to boost engagement and train the ai.Every disney girl gets a few weeks of heavy "isn't she so cute" spam during a projection or a few months before a production with them is announced. It's 100% fake
>>214739970They should have played the Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage song from smashing pumpkins instead of cherub rock. Fits much better.
>>214739844fag
>>214740054If thats your unironic belief why do you still come here, that eager to give AI training data?
>final scene shows wendy and her brother finally escaping the island and landing at a city port>Wendy starts making xeno noises>the xeno runs out of the boat and was with them the whole time>Xeno starts attacking civilians>Hermit: wendy, what are you doing??>Wendy: sorry brother. You humans are the real monsters all along. >Wendy smiles at the camera>Sugar were goin down by fall out boy starts playing>Roll creditsK I N O
nibs
>>214740146They have to play let the bodies hit floor for maximum meme power.
>>214740064Yeah but Cherub Rock is also a good songAnd probably was easier to license because it was already in Rock Band or whatever
>>214740146This show is so bad that I hope this happens.
>eye goes into trillionaire>picture fades to blackendcredits:Put me back togetherOr separate the skin from boneLeave me all the piecesThen you can leave me aloneTell me the reality is better than the dreamBut I found out the hard wayNothing is what it seemsI push my fingers into my eyesIt's the only thing that slowly stops the acheBut it's made of all the things I have to takeJesus, it never ends, it works it's way insideIf the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make itAll I've got, all I've got is insaneAll I've got, all I've got is insaneAll I've got, all I've got is insaneAll I've got, all I've got is insaneAll I've got, all I've got is insaneAll I've got, all I've got is insane
>Eye attacks Cavalier>Cut to black>Six months later>He closes a deal to buy out Weyland-Yutani>Yutani looks utterly defeated and leaves in shame>"Congratulations, Mr. Kavalier!" his toadie applauds>Kavalier smiles and goes to freshen up>He sits in his private bathroom alone>Suddenly pulls down his pants >The eye alien peeks out from between his asscheeks>It's iris turns brown>End Credits: Pooping in the Pool by “Weird Al” Yankovic
>>214738139erfbros how many threads will be there after tonight? I'm scared
>>214738652Morrow will get infected with Ocilitus, turn to the camera and say 'now im the perfect orgamism' but it will be intoned like 'now IM the perfect organism' a meaning unintended in the script. This error of direction will spark fevered debate on /tv/.
I fear this will end extremely weak and unfullfilling.
>>214740472Will be like the end of Severance season 2. 1 maybe 2 generals then it will be dead and forgotten for good.
>>214740581it will end with an alien vs alien fight, the island getting nuked, and wendy being the only survivor with only two years to live (battery life mentioned last episode)
>>214741020And she will seek out her creator to demand more life, then kill Him when She finds out it can't be extended. A very original storyline.
Mr. Strawberry is the key to all this.
>>214741020I forgot about the battery life. Surprising it didn't factor into the plot at all, not yet anyway. Maybe the base gets destroyed and all the hybrids are like "ah fuck"
>>214741102Kirsh will take her under his wing for this purpose, of course.
>>214738139>Are you ready?Yeah, lets git this shit show over with. I can't recall a series that had so many cool ideas being ruined by having every character be a complete retard.I think the turning point for me was when the vial with the eye in it shattered after rolling off a countertop because they apparently couldn't be bothered to keep the super dangerous biological specimen behind shatterproof glass or even plastic. I'd tolerated the stupidity up to that point; but from then on it just became overwhelming how dumb everyone has to be to keep fucking things up.
>>214741666Chinese designed biolab
>>214739476But I want a Predator.
>>214741866I dont think this universe is connected with Predators.
Dead thread, dead show
End it already, this shit was a wash.
Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort
>>214741883Then I watched it for nothing!
>>214739671fuck you moron I'm literally being jerked off by my latina gf as I type this. Guess what I'm watching tonight? Not your gay ass Alien Earth woke Disney+ shite.
>>214738652none of that will get a payoff because the writers are retards who were just making up shit as they went on. a lot of characters are just going to get killed, wendy will survive and maybe leave the planet, WY will show that it doesn't matter if the species in prodigy ultimately get lost, because another ship of theirs, the nostromo, is currently on its way to encounter more alien life forms, this is where we might get a deaged sigourney weaver for a brief shot.boy kavalier's death will be the only fun thing to predict, I'm going with tentacle eyeball possesing him, having extremely cringe dialogue and then just dying.
>>214741953>we might get a deaged sigourney weaver for a brief shot.fingers crossed
How many hours until the episode drops?
>>21474198842
>peak viewership is less than 600k in the US>typical episode has less than 400k viewers>youtube grifters criticizing these series are more successful than the series itself
>>214741988I'm watching it already
>nothing happened with the ticks and the plants and the eyes >the only thing the flies did was fuck up the dumb robot >the eye understand English language and human algebra because… it just does
>I'm a super genuis! Look how kinky and wierd I am!>Let's make prototypes of robots with a human mind in them.>Let's make them absurldy strong for no reasons >Use kids to ensure they're dumb as shit and way more unstable mentally than an adult.>Don't forget to not plan anything to shut them down in case they lose their shit and start going berserk.>I'm so intelligent I want to talk with an intelligent alien ... What, you can whistle and control a xenomorph ? Nah that's stupid, I'll just forget it and try to talk (in english) with a fucking goat that hit its head on a wall.I had no expectations for the show, but fuck me it is the dumbest shit I've seen in a long time.
if Weyland Yutani were historically the pioneers with android technology then where the fuck are their synths? are they going full retard with this alternative canon timeline horseshit or just retconning this established bit of lore just so this show can happen?why did they even need Prodigy when they couldve just had a non-WY ship full of xenos crash into a WY city and keep everything as is in the story?
>>214738139lol people watch this fucking trash written by fucking millennial retards, dear fucking god
>>214742118Lol this show sucksThe paid shills here will ignore this post
>>214742196>Let's make them absurdly strong for no reasonsyou mean make them strong when the plot demands it, otherwise they are normal and require help to carry a relatively thin adult male
>>214742203Why didn't boy go collect the aliens himself
>>214738139Yes, I am.
>>214742118it fell off hard, even the clowns who were praising it initially and the typical shills who love to defend everything that comes out stopped talking about this series, normally you only see something like this across several years of decreased quality and exhaustion from the audience, like with the walking dead for example, but this show is so unbelievably retarded, it already drove everyone away.
>saves your show
>>214742118>dogshit series gets dogshit viewsAs it should.
>>214738139It's going to be a shitty cliffhanger that introduces some completely new wrinkle. Then they'll cancel the show and none of it will ever be resolved. Everybody will be mad. Some random CEO jew will be to blame. Screenshot this.
>>214738139YES! I AM!
>>214742225From the looks of it they only gave female synths tard strength while males had regular strength for... reasons.
>>214742250In the first 3 episodes shit happened. Even with the bad writing, it was moving forward towards something. In episode 4-6 nothing happened. In episode 7 shit happened again. But everything was low budget and half arsed.
>>214742325didnt isaac rip that cage door off with a light tug?
>>214742332>But everything was low budget and half arsed.Which is mind boggling because the budget for this was fucking giganticFucking 250 million and you cant spare enough to get a GOOD xenomorph suit, actor and especial effects like saliva?
>>214740192That or Papa Roach
>>214740345
>>214738139Yes I am.
>>214742500jesus wtf
>>214742500so the ultimate question of the show is who are the actual bugs?
>>214742390He then couldnt make the other door budge even while seeming to really be trying so I just took it as the feeder door being broken already
>>214742203Ignoring that the writing is so retarded that even the show runner has said "don't act like this is canon", WY canonically is not the only synth manufacturer. Ash and Bishop were HyperDyne models, Andy had Watatsumi parts, etc. It's fully possible that prodigy's synths are better right now.>alternative canon timeline horseshit or just retconning this established bit of loreLiterally don't worry about it; it has nothing to do with the original movies and we all realized that by episode 3.>>214742408The entire media industry is just people pulling salaries; I'd be VERY surprised if the actual budget for this show was over a million dollars.
>>214742182The eye has been around humans for like 20 years. How long does it take to learn english? Kids can speak by the time they're like 3.
>>214742118Welcome to Disney.
>>214738139How long until the episode? 6 hours?
The story would have been better as a movie:>WY ship crashes on Prodigy territory (no one knows why)>They send their special (non kids) synths on first mission and some mercenary guys>ship is specimen transport>some non xenomorphs break out and kill some guys (its just space animals)>they bring the rest to the secret island>They do some research and decipher xenomorph language>WY sends elite commando team>human-human action, facility has issues and quarantine breaks>xenomorphs get freed and all hell breaks loose>now survival horrorthe end
>>214739665>all other aliens escape and kill everyone>ocellus still stuck in cuck cage in a pathetic sheep body while everyone dies or escapes>Ocellus: hmm yes... all part of the plan
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>>214742408Not even a gun battle. All the cheap 80´s and 90´s action series had them every episode but alien earth has all those military guys with weapons and when shit start it blue balls the viewer with instant teleportation
>>214742620> WY canonically is not the only synth manufacturer.I more meant that WY utilizes a grand total of zero synths and instead allows Morrow, a cyborg warnigger from the 2050s, to do their heavy liftingtheir complete absence is what I find a bit silly when the company is meant to be a competitor in the synthetics industry
>>214742685desu that sounds better as 2 movies with part 1 taking place in Prodigypolis and the ship while Part 2 is on the island
Bunch of shills
>>214742756I have two head canons about this from the original Alien movie and they cross apply decently here:>synths are so expensive that they need to be embedded with cheaper biological employees>there's an alignment/capability issue and very serious corp stuff is still overseen by humans
>>214742801episode airs once a week, what are we gonna talk about 3-4 days after??
>>214742701>just according to keikaku keikaku means plan
>>214742834>synths are so expensive that they need to be embedded with cheaper biological employees>there's an alignment/capability issue and very serious corp stuff is still overseen by humansfor the sake of argument are you sure that still applies when Ash was the science officer on whats basically a space trucker ship lugging minerals across the galaxy? arguably you can say that the nostromo crew were setup to encounter, then investigate the distress signal and then bring xenomorphs back to earth, but why would they do all that skullduggery when they can just conduct secret specimen collection trips with blackops teams instead?
>>214742801I cant see where you schizos keep seeing shillsAnons in this general have been shit talking this garbage since at least episode 3(cant talk about earlier since I wasnt following then) and theres only been more as the retardation of the show kept increasing
>>214738349same way they got through college>I dunno, I'll deal with it tomorrow
>>214742834>>214742899The earlier theories about the company just having standing orders for anyone who detected these signals to go all out to collect samples made more sense. They didn't know the Nostromo in particular was going to be the one that passed by it, at most they made sure to focus missions in an area where they suspected there was a source of an alien signal. What they did know was that they'd need a synthetic on as many of these ships as possible to make sure these nearly suicidal orders were followed, and it would be better if they didn't tell the crew what was up.
>>214742899My guess is that the company knew there were signals in that area and simply replaced the science officer on a randomly chosen ship that would be passing through that sector. For all of Ash's expense, he had more scientific knowledge and more of a willingness to sacrifice crew members than any human officer, making him worth the swap just in case they did find something out there.
Man if an alien captured me and forced me to recite the first 6 digits of pi, I'd be so fucked.
>>214742959i get why they'd then spread synths out across their space armada, but theres still 0 explanation for why, 2 years before Alien, they utilize a grand total of fuckall androids while dealing with a variety of (by then stolen) alien species that synthetics would mostly be able to handle, bar the flies
S H E E P K I N O HEEPKINO
>>214743003They do say that Morrow's mission started 65 years ago, at that time it could be that the cyborg was the best option to lead that mission. But then again they have Morrow and Kirsh talk about how Kirsh is more obsolete than Morrow. And Ash's role in Alien was that he was a total company man who was fine following the mission to the end, he wasn't really physically or even mentally more capable of dealing with the xenomorph.
>>214738139Do you think the eyeball monster will somehow find its way into Boy Genius eye socket?It would make for a decent twist the the AI bot writer thought of it as well.
>>214742118Eventually all entertainment will transition to VOD channels and live streaming. We will see a day when more people know about a movie from a Critical Drinker video than from watching the movie.Very grim 2bh
>>214743064>And Ash's role in Alien was that he was a total company man who was fine following the mission to the end, he wasn't really physically or even mentally more capable of dealing with the xenomorph.thats not the point, synthetics are by default less likely to get faceraped and infected by all the xenos (bar the flies as synths are food to them), hence boy kavalier made kirsh and the kids the only people who were allowed inside the labthis logic didnt seem to extend to weyland yutani, despite the fact morrow was the commander of the blackops unit (pun intended), who had extensive knowledge on how dangerous all the xenomorph species are to regular humansthe writing in this show is irredeemably retarded
IIRC this season was written as a one-off in case it wasn't renewed, and is entirely self-contained and stands on its own without needing a sequel to explain shit. So hopefully there won't be any absolutely bullshit cliffhangers. At 47 minutes it's not looking good though...
>>214742251Why doesn't it like xeno's?Is it just because they dont have eyes for the little guy to invade or is it something more in depth?
>>214742873Why don't you just say plan then you pretentious twat?
>>214743159i dont know how this is substantiated but apparently all the aliens on the maginot were part of the same ecosystem, hence that reaction
>>214743193Newfag
>>214743199Kirsh says the flies were evolved to eat minerals because there wasn't a lot of biological material in their planet.
>>214743141>the writing in this show is irredeemably retardedNTA but wasn't this clear in the opening of the first episode if not by the end of it? They dropped "hybrids" and "cyborgs" in the text crawl and I immediately knew there was no real quality here.>>214743147Is this the finale?
>finalefeels like nothing's happened in this show
>>214743217I've been asking the same question for years cumguzzler and I've never received a response.
I am mildly excited which is surprising to me, no matter the shit we were fed so far
>the 15th Alien Earth thread in the past 24 hours, a paltry comparison to the 24-hour record of 54 threads. >Wendy will become Kerrigan>Kirsch will become Super Evolved White God>All nonWhites will be purged or enslaved. >Naive dickless brother is getting facehugged. >Femdoctor is getting Ocellus'd>Kavalier is getting done in by whatever that giant plant thing does>All the subhuman nonWhite shitters on /tv/ will seethe.Noah did it. Submit. Hitler was right.
>>214743234>NTA but wasn't this clear in the opening of the first episode if not by the end of it? They dropped "hybrids" and "cyborgs" in the text crawl and I immediately knew there was no real quality here.yeah it was, but i thought Id get a bit of a discussion out of it here before i reach the same conclusion again3 weeks ago some shills were still rabidly defending the show and claiming people poking holes in it werent real fans or were retarded by saying that characters acting like lunatics or Taygetos-positive mongoloids so the plot can happen is a staple in the franchise and thus should be accepted
SPOILERSThe cliffhanger is that something resembling an infant Engineer chestbursts out of the black merc girl after she's impregnated by the flower/plant thing earlier in the ep.
>>214738139how long is the episode niggas
>>214743147It did enough to set the stage for future installments.>Transhumanist themes>Borderlands world where megacorps run everything like it's a Stellaris map. >The xenos are shown they can be domesticated if removed from their hives and imprint on a replacement.>The universe has evolved to a point where the xenos are no longer the apex predator and in some ecosystems aren't a threat at all. >Xenos not even the most interesting alien in the show. >Kirsch and Morrow are the two best characters in the history of the franchise other than David>Nibs is supremely fuckable>The black synth is a retard>The pajeet synth is a lying traitorous retard>The island synth is an underachiever with an inferiority complexThis is much better than space lions breaking out of their space zoos and raping everyone.
>>214743379Nig gives birth to a world destroyer. Noah is based but there is no way he is that based. It's too on the (((nose))).
>>214743379Now that's how to ruin a decent show.
>>21474338747 minutes. Minus about 13 minutes for ads, it's slightly longer than a sitcom episode.
>>214738714Indoor garloid farmer
>>214738139>Last episode made me shit my pantsI'm prepared this time so it won't happen again but I will be shitting and watching you feel me
>>214743406Based Stellaris poster. Those wallpapers from the initial game release were all great. I stopped playing it when they changed it and you could not use a ball of fleets from conquered empires to roll the entire map
>>214743300I've just resigned the show to "dumb robot fiction feat. HR Giger's Alien". I'm still entertained by the constant catastrophic incompetence, and I actually like Tim Olyphant's character, but the core of the show was obviously conceived with no relation to the IP. It being made part of the Alien IP is just an example of the risk aversity of modern studios.For what the show is, the only component of it that genuinely irritates me is that the child characters and their Peter Pan names are just fucking retarded and not amusing.
>>214743590I stopped playing with the Biogenesis release.
Why you all so negative and nit picky? You act like the first two movies are perfect or something. This show is good.
>>214744125Its ok at best. But Im guessing youre baiting anyway.
>>21474416295% on RT and you think I am baiting? The troll might be you. If you don't like it, why are you here? Leave.
>>214744125lmaoIf you don't cringe at an adults being seriously referred to as "Slightly" and "Smee" then we aren't cut from the same cloth. The show is retarded as shit, but I'm compelled to keep watching for now. There's nothing wrong with enjoying things that aren't very good but have some awareness.
>>214744237w*men dictate ratings on these websitesenough said
>>214738139Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
>>214738334Last scene will be the techbro with his nasty feet up on the table and the eyeball monster attached to him, doing something stupid to show the audience that he's even smarter now
>>214744237>he takes fucking RT as an authority on anything specially an unfinished showWouldnt be surprised if most of that was reviews from when it was still showing some promise.And you said yourself everyone here is so "negative" so if anything youd be the one leaving seeing as the majority here disagrees with you, no?
>>214744237It's fun to shit on a shit series, I watched true detective season 4 and rings of power season 1 just to shit on them too
>>214744371this
>>214743684I'm positive they repackaged a script that was intended for the Bladerunner series
>>214744478Lately it's felt like Disney's goal is to melt down Alien, Predator, and eventually Blade Runner into the same indistinct sludge.
>>214744520The Molester Universe
>>214741883Isn't there a Weyland-Yutani ship and replicant in the new Predator show coming out?
When does the finale air? Where will it be streamed?
How can they wrap up all this in one series? By being a prequel they will need to tie it back to the first Alien. My prediction is that somehow Wendy's conscience ends up becoming Mother on the Nostromo and Yutani convinces her to go to space to find more xenos with the crew from the first film.
>>214744608>When does the finale air?in September >Where will it be streamed?on the internet
>>214744520>melt down Alien, Predator, and eventually Blade Runnerngl that would be cool if done well, unfortunately I cant name a single media company that could do it properly
>>214744628>How can they wrap up all this in one series?they can't lol
It's gonna be awful and you know it. And whatever they'll do with the Eye ayylien is gonna be disappointing. Everything about this show has been underwhelming, bad and disappointing.
>>214744763>so I got this gig where I play like a monster dude or something.
>>214744304Not even the ten year olds he molests think this.
>>214744763I'm starting to believe Marcy is a hypocrite and the real villain.
>>214738297kavalier feet should be the free space>>214739555me first
>>214745020kek nice
>>214739555With who, her xenomorph?
Final episode song speculation? I'm going all in with any song from Linkin Park.
>>214745108Yes while her brother watches in a corner
I wonder if Nibs will wake up. It seems like she might still have an arch to complete.
>>214745116I'm calling this.https://youtu.be/YvAGY61f2Zo
>>214745139The trailer shows her fully recovered.
>>214745139no, her arc was completed last ep sacrificing herself for her friends.
>>214745016>Xeno looks at the camera>does the Dreamworks face>*smash to black, Bark at the Moon plays*
>S1.E8 ∙ The Real Monsters>Tue, Sep 23, 2025>A new power dynamic emerges.Ah, so nothing will be resolved and they're just making groundwork for S2.
I only watched the first two eps, did it get better?
>>214745337Worse. Much, much worse.
>>214745337no lol
>>214745337it only gets worse
>>214745337Better. Much, much better.
>>214745116Obviously:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPoP94D47Uo
>>214738139Mah body is ready!!
>>214745337imagine every question you may have had regarding the characters, their motivations and where the story is headed being answered in the most disappointing and stupid way possible
The Alien is no longer scary and the franchise is ruined. This show has done irreparable damage.
>>214745334mystery box
>>214739555I've noticed the rape/sexuality aspect has been very minimalized in this version of Alien although I guess the acid spurting flies were dick-like
>>214745492The Alien hasn't been scary in 40 fucking years my man
>>214745337You have seen the best.
>>214745337It got progressively worse from there. To the point that Alien: Earth is now confidently the single worst anything that features xenomorphs.
>>214745337episode 7 is low budget b movie slop kino (for $250)
>>214745560She has a special connection with the alien?
>>214745492The Alien was only scary in the first movie because it was unknown. Then Cameron turned Aliens into an action movie. To be fair, it's impossible to make a monster scary after their first appearance.
>>214745560Even episode 5 or whatever one showed the fuck ups on the Maginot before it crashed didn't help.
travesty
>>214745620Very true. There is nothing more fearsome than the unknown.
>>214740146>final scene shows wendy and her brother finally escaping the island and landing at a city portInto the trash it goes, this series should just die.
>>214738297Nibs is confirmed to be in the episode so nibs opens mouth should be checked
>rewatched Aliens>the giant starship the marines arrived on had literally no other crew membersAlways seemed baffling to me how small of ship crews these ships have, like shoudnt it have dedicated pilots and crew members and not just a squad of marines apparently who could take care of everything onboard?
>>214745604Yes she can communicate to them through clicking noises
>>214745731military cost cutting
>>214743159It doesn't like them because they're black.
>>214745604She made sweet noises at it and gave its head a pet while it was a chest burster. Turns out Millburn was right all along and that's what you need to do to befriend the rape monster.
>>214745337A little bit for 2 episodes, it kind of felt like the plot was starting to go somewhere, then episode 5 came out and the chances of anyone taking this show seriously again dropped to 0 and it only got worse from there
>Nibs is a violent psychopath >Wendy is a manipulative cold heartless killer>Curly is jealous and treacherous >Tootles, Smee and Slightly are innocent victims The show is basically telling me to never trust women.
>>214745604she is secretly an uploaded alien- human child mix inside a robot
>>214745620desu I thought the same way about the franchise until AVP2 and later Alien: Isolation made me shit myself with fear (at least for the first few xeno-related deaths, then I manned up)
Noah Hawley is a hack. It's crazy how much people used to glaze him.
>>214745560>Alien: Earth is now confidently the single worst anything that features xenomorphs.Wrong, although the worst anything that features xenomorphs was set on Earth so you get half points.
>>214745836Still better than Alien Earth. It had chad Wolf Predator and Predalien and it had the preggo hospital scene. This garbage doesn't have the balls for that.
>>214745731From one of the books - faster ships need bigger engines. Sulacco was mostly engine. The ship AI MUTHUR would do navigation and automation. The marines could handle the rest. Yes, it's not a good explanation, but it is the only one we got. A ship without a captain / command crew / engineering doesn't feel right.>>214745020kek, nice
>>214745882>This garbage doesn't have the balls for that.At least it has lights.
how many hours bros?
>>214745778Almost all media made for women is exactly like this, any sane man would see the protag as absolutely in the wrong but the intended audience see nothing wrong with it
>>214745836This is waaay too bright, burns my eyes.
>>2147459065 bongs 15 bings
My dad works at Papa Johns and told me the show ends with reveal of David.
>>214745930anon they're just toasters
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>>214745958Racist
>>214745972u w0t prim8?
>>214745882>Joe was/is prodigy military>Nibs starts maiming prodigy military>his friends at that>also they were massively outnumbered so if the other guards wanted to kill them, they easily could>Joe tasers the bitch so her mayhem will stop>"REEEEEEE WHY DID YOU DO THAT" - his sisterYeah yeah "kid mind" and all but really what was that bitch expecting
>>214745896Haha! My sentiments exactly! That movie was so poorly lit, that I simply stopped watching it. It's ridiculous.
>>214745950jej
>>214746011Pretty sure nobody could watch it.
>>214745836
>>214745896Showing the xenomorph in full light was among its mistakesLike really between "can't see shit" and the xeno being shown in complete sun light in a way you can easily see it's a suit, the former is better.
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>>214746036so the strausse brothers were right?
>>214746063
I genuinely hate women. I will always discriminate against them.
>>214746036I agree for a horror movie but AVP was an action movie. It was a bad decision. https://youtu.be/hOyZingpOHQ?si=zxROpAmkfn4J6V0Y
I'm pseudo thread hijacking. Which Predator related movies are the good ones? I went with Predator, 2, AvP so far today and the first one was the only one I've enjoyed. I vaguely remember liking AvP as a kid but it's kinda ass.
This show is going from alright to complete reddit dogshit VERY rapidlyya man the alien is her dog or whatever, get a grip
>>214746068If picking between two extremes of "really dark can't see shit" or "everything in sight, the suit is shit"Yes, yes they were
>>214746063What slur is she saying?
>>214746109Aliens is the only one that felt grounded all the rest are forced in various ways but they're all enjoyable slop.
Remember when Noah Hawley made that movie based on the diaper astronaut woman and didn't include the diapers?
>>214746109Predator 1, 2, Predators, Prey are all enjoyable. The Predator is just bad. I personally did not like Killer of Killers because it was too over the top cartoony. It wouldn't have bothered me if they kept it separate but they linked it to og movies.
>>214746115this post is so redditesque
>>214742251The Eye is a neat concept, it could have been the basis for its own scifi show with more of a The Thing, imposter plot going. But like many of the neat ideas in this show they're squandered on a plot that relies on all the characters being retarded.
>>214746109First one's the only good one.2 became "good" in retrospect with how bad the rest are. Prey was kind of meh, but at least it wasn't as bad as 3 and 4. And then there's a cartoon for some reason.
>>214746118I've lived long enough to see AVPR apologists on /tv/. Kill me.
>>214746280You've lived long enough for there to be worse Alien media than AVPR.
nibs carry
>>214738139This looks like a shot from Westworld.
>>214739916there was a thread up every single day you turbo nigger retard
>>214746329kek
5h to go
>>214746329it must've had only short post bumps because I never saw it among the first three rows in the catalog
>>214746063That was possibly the worst acting I've seen.>no emotion flat face>WAT DID YOU DOOOOO
>>214746383
>>214746383yep, just like her dad
>>214746382there has been a thread up every day since episode 1, sometimes not continuously, but still, fucking troll
>>214746383>nepobaby sucks at her jobTo the surprise of no one
I keep drinking energy drinks but I'm more and more sleepy.
>>214746481are you retarded?
>>214746488go sleep for 4h and wake up for the show
>>214746517Dude I just woke up earlier
>>214745604With what everyone else said, the original xenocum roosted in her brother's lung, so she may have some kind of pseudo-spiritual connection with it like she has with Sid from Ice Age
>>214746526how are you sleepy then wtf?
>>214746382The only times they werent regularly bumped was when it was above the bump limit
>>214742182But eye-thing is obviously not done yet.
>>214746506ease up.
>>214746543I think it's because of the very high sugar content in the drink.I seldom consume sugar otherwise.
>>214746526Then go outside and talk a walk. Or do some work around the house. Exercise, bro.
>>214746562sugar should keep you up not down, weird. what kind of energy drink is it?
>>214746571Already went outside to buy energy drinks. Went out twice.I feel like I could sleep a thousand years and I'm fully caffeinated.
>>214742203>keep everything as is in the story?I realised a couple of weeks ago that all of this could happen AFTER Alien.
>>214746585Energy drinks suck, just have a cup of unsweetened black coffee.
>>21474657911g sugar / 100ml and moderate caffeine some B vitamins as well.
>>214746579If your sugar tolerance is low, then the insulin in yo blood makes you sleepy when you eat or drink sugar.
>>214746612the name of the drink? better be a red bull.
>>214742639It has no access to a proper brain when it's just eye and tentacles in a container.
>>214746608After this novel experience I sure as hell won't bother again.I'll start to exercise more and avoid sugar altogether.I miss feeling jittery when abusing caffeine instead of this bullshit.
>>214745950This is a jest but talking to Aliens was already done by Ridley with David. As retarded as it looks, Earth didnt come up with it. Maybe there is a connection.https://youtu.be/K9UaYt_UX78?t=550:55
AVP 1 is not extremely bad. Just very tame and goreless.
>>214746746It was dumb cheap fun. Like the KKvsGodzilla movies.
>>214746579Im actively taking as little sugar as possible since 1 year. My skin hot much better and I feel like I have much more energy.
>>214746115>saying this after 7 episodes of dogshit
I can finally get closure from this. Good or bad it'll finally be over.
>>214745604>Advanced species>Killing machine>blind person using echo location walks by>Starts doing fornight dance
>>214746592I assumed it was after alien until I read some interview and was like "WTF".
>>214746914even the showrunner isn't clear on when this show takes place.
I'm glad Nubs is dead
>>214747014She was never alive to begin with.
>>214747014They all died in the first episode. These are robots pretending.
>they exhume the bodies>'The feet look... licked... clean of flesh...'>*smash cut to Kid smirking murderablely*
>>214743387
>>214738139YOU'RE ALL WRONG. ARTHUR IS GONNA FUCKING GET IT. BK WILL PREVAIL AND GET HIS CONVERSATION
I really love the combo of alien body horror with jungles, which is why I like Covenant and like hatewatching this. Love me jungles, love me monsters, love me Marathon 2
>>214747523play Kha'Zix in league of legends
>>214747541Appreciate the recce, but I don't play League. Sometimes, I even choose to play Beyond: Earth instead of Alpha Centauri just because the xenobiome is more tropical.
>>214743379Not happening. Noah fucking hates the engineers. Making him based and redpilled.
CRAZYbut that's how she goes
make a new thread ffs
>>214745016>Marcy is a hypocrite and the real villain.You think? She just slaughtered a bunch of innocent Prodigy lab employees to enact a failed escape but not before slaughtering a whole unit of WY mercs. She's a piece of shit and she needs to die asap. If she doesn't meet an awful fate then the moral compass of the writers is irreparably broken.
>>214747804this show doesnt deserve one
>>214745950I work at chuck e cheese and we got an advanced screening of episode 8>Yutani brings Morrow to her office after the aliens escape capture and leave the island>Says that she's disappointed in him, but she has a replacement that cannot fail>Someone walks in, it's David>He looks at the camera and smirks>Flip Flop Fliep Flap by Sigurd Barrett starts playing, cut to credits
>>214747861the memes must flow.
>>214745116holy kino
The eyeball is going to make his move tonight.
Do we know a runtime? If it isn't 1 hour 15 it's gonna be shit. it's over if it's 50 minutes
>>2147480068-9, 1hr. with commercials probably 37 mins
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>214748024Why do you keep acting like this show has commercials
>>214746974Supposedly it was set in 2185 in the first draft(s) and quite possibly during filming until Romulus, DisneyFox and whatever Ridley is or isn't doing made it be before Alien.
>>214748006>it's over if it's 50 minutes47 minutes
>>214748116what's the source for 47mins? if true then fucked it I'm not staying up.
I've followed this show from day one and I am satisfied. It wasn't too bad, it wasn't perfect but they gave us a lot of good moments.>>214748006Episode 8: 47 Minutes
HOLY FUCK MAKE A NEW THREAD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS EVERY TIME HOW HARD CAN IT BE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>214748093Watching on FX means you also watch commercials and they milk the shit out of this showFX runtime: 63 minnutes
DEATH TO WENDY
>>214747501arthur is already ded
Would be great if /tv/ had a watchalong stream for this. I join3d the True Detective s4 finale one last year and it was fucking great. Lost it when OP replayed her saying the line
>>214748216Fuck you, Curly
>>214748219Midgey will bring him back. He's based. He's also credited to be in ep 8. Cope and seethe mortalcel.
>>214748236 we do
>>214748264dang. Hint me before the thread dies
>>214748248his brain is already dead and getting rotted even if they could magically gave him cyborg organs, he wouldn't have a working brain
