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>>214738455
It wasnt that bad from what i remember
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>Olivia Munn
Yeah, I'm out.
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>>214738455
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>>214738455
Kino that /tv/ will never understand

So many years and still #madatmort
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>>214738455
>2015+10
>STILL #MadAtMort
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>>214738455
Whatever that last american Godzilla x monkey movie was called. I will never watch it. jews have tried to make Godzilla a few times now and they always make a pile of warm shit instead of a goji movie. I'm done giving them chances. I hearby issue a fatwa against all non-Toho made goji films.
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>>214738455
Does Mortdecai perhaps make you a little...mad?
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that new smurfs with rihanna
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>>214738455
i got memed into watching this with my plapjak gf and it was just a bunch of old people in the theater. turns out it was free for seniors during that day.
we fucked shortly after in a hotel. shit was cash. rip bitch
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>>214738455
#MadAtMort
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>>214738455
LOTR
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>>214738455
Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse. I saw the first Spider-Verse film and enjoyed it for what it was, but I refuse to watch the sequel because of its blatant pro-trannie propaganda.
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I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY
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>>214738455
I totally forgot about this movie, my stand in for awful movies is the love guru and zohan.
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>>214738455
/mort/ general?
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>>214738534
You're intense.
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>>214738684
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You bet your ass I'm mad at Mort.
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>>214738719
I thought the one with a flesh tower was pretty cool.
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>>214738455

Pirates of the Caribbean series
Twilight series
Hunger Games series
Any CGI kids shit like Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, Shrek, etc.
Eternals
Knight and Day
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
This Means War
Fast and Furious series
Superhero Comic Book movies
The last four or five Tim Burton movies (yawn)

There's not much to watch these days. The handful of directors I like barely collectively give me one or two things to see each year. Caught Stealing was great and looking forward to the new PTA. A movie like The Holdovers can tide me over for a couple years.
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>>214738455
I refuse to watch anything with charlie hunnam in it. I don't know why but he's like nails on a chalkboard to my brain.
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>>214739180
>Caught Stealing
All the screencaps of this on IMDB have a wierd uncanny valley thing going on. Also zoe kravitz is so fucking hideous it's distracting. It's like that beef jerky looking chick in burn notice. BRING BACK HOT CHICKS YOU FUCKING USELESS FUCKS.
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>>214739180
>Pirates of the Caribbean series
The first 2 are actually kino kids films.
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>>214738607
I feel the same anon.
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>>214738455
>4 hours of Snyder slop
miss me with that shit
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>>214738455
Bottom left looks so little like Paul Bettany
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>>214739180
>Eternals
What a random capeshit to single out, especially when you list capeshit in general later.
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The everything all at once movie, for the dumb title alone.
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That Netflix made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sequel. I was gonna give it a chance despite the bad word of mouth because I love the original and I scrape the bottom of the barrel for wuxia anyway, but I gave up when I realized it was made in english.
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>>214739662
this
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>>214739623
Based.
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>>214738455
I will never watch this slop.
evertyime i feel like watching it and go do download it, i look at the comments and go "yeah, im not watching this shit"
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>>214738455
A quiet place
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>>214738455
All of them
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pretty much anything Marvel or DC past Iron man 2
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>>214738455
>#MadAtMort in 2025
ISHYGDDT
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I will admit I am still #MadAtMort
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>that one guy that used to make mortdecai general threads with the post "last one hit bump limit" eventhough they always only got like 8 posts before dying
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>>214738607
Your loss. It’s actually a good movie made by people who clearly love spider-man. Also future vampire ninja Spider-Man is giga based
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>>214741461
You're a nigger retard
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>>214738485
Dude, it was TERRIBLE. Insane it in the theater. It's like a Pink Panther movie that thinks it's too good for slapstick
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>>214741455
I member
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>>214738455
the last time depp looked young before heard destroyed him lol
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>>214741455
lol
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>2025
>STILL being #MadAtMort
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>>214738455
whats going on with paul bettany's eyeballs in this poster
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>>214741795
I can't fathom not being willing watch ANYTHING this woman is in. I'd watch a movie about the building of the holocaust museum if she was in it
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>>214741703
He looks like aaron paul



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