I miss it
>>214739879Stavros isn't funny
>>214739925yeah i agree, he's a fat cuck
>>214739879“Stacy’s getting ripped bro!” LMAO. The day he shows up on stage minus 120 pounds is the day I might consider buying a ticket to one of his shows.
>>214739879Get some rest Nick, you look tired.
I listen to over 50 episodes of it as background noisethe more I listened the more annoyed I got with their attitudes, policies and lack of effortthey're quintessential behaviorally challenged and emotionally stunted millennial cunts
I miss being young.
I still listen to the bust regularly but the show had to end.I'm also starting to get that icky nostalgia feeling Nick talks about
>>214739964Dyslexic loser
Huey was funnier
hey everybody
>>214739925every clip I’ve seen of cumtown is this fat cunt laughing ridiculously at a not funny joke
https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4?feature=sharedStill the funniest shit they did
Crazy to think I'm their age where they started the podcast. I gotta do something to make these few years memorable.
it had like 2 good years and then became something you only watch clips of
>>214740307Your real cool mate!
>>214740490i got a tummyache and now it feels like i'm on drugs
Describe this individual without using the words 'gay' or 'Chinese'.
>>214740740Its kind of incredible how he briefly became the one of the most succesful comedians in the world considering that when you see videos of him pre-cumtown, hes a doughy, ponytail nerd with a lisp and absolute shit delivery. He only worked in the medium of podcasting and even then, kind of only with Stavros there as his laugh track
>>214740307the dynamics have shifted. Cool Adam is now canon
>>214740740Traitorous worm that sold out to woke leftists
>>214741007That sounds Chinese.
I had an instinctual aversion to this when it was current and feel vindicated based on the career trajectory of everyone involved
>>214740307oh shit what's up Cool Adam
>>214740740Zohran Mamdani street team
>>214741007>sold out to woke leftistsThat's what CumTown cucks always were.
Cum Town is the single funniest piece of media to come out of the last decade
What if Donald Trump was an Italian American gay Chinese retard? and he busted in Joe Biden's ass?
>>214741007To this day its hilarious that chuds still cry over him not being Cumia and just telling racist jokes because they're easy
>>214741077hahahahah hell yeah dude (abruptly no longer amused) where we gettin lunch
>>214739879For me, it was the Home Improvement era.
>>214741124It really reveals that rightoids don't actually like comedy, because it doesn't matter if something is funny, it has to ideologically align with their political beliefs. A racist joke isn't good enough, it has to be a racist joke coming from a racist where the joke is "Race bad." That's how cucked their brains are
Getting Your Dick Sucked Before Christmas is a Top 3.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214741197It really isn't but its very funny because of how funny Nick finds it. Every single time Nick absolutely loses it to one of his bits its always the comically stupid ones, that are like so stupid neither Adam or Stav really even get it at first, which really says something given how dumb the average cumtown bit is
>>214739879I was listening to it a lot and it kind of fucking sucks. All they do is jerk each other off over how fucking amusing they find their own bullshit. It's rarely ever actually clever or funny. And you may say oh well that's the point they never tried. But they still constantly huffed their own farts
>>214741820What is a good comedy podcast you can recommend instead?
>>214739992 Nailed. The i hear eating on mic I'm out.At least nick is miserable and mentally ill. Fuck em. Adam also pisses me off and I think he is genuinely a bad person.
>>214741190Stop samefagging retard
>>214741197It wasn't remotely funny, nick should lay off the coke so he doesn't cackle like a retard at garbage like that
>>214740482Get off the 'cuck permanently if you're actually serious about living your life.
>>214739879I redownloaded every episode, seems like the episodes cut off early on IA but only by a few seconds.It's insane to me that they had sponsors and were at one point one of the top patreon accounts. It's been not even 10 years since the debut but it already feels like a lifetime away.Imagine riffing and shitting on their Youtube sponsors the way Nick did with Thursday boots and Blue Chew and all those betting sites.We're living in the era of "unalived" censorships, and listening to Cum Town now feels like I'm nostalgic for a world that doesn't exist anymore.We'll never get classic riffs like Inspector Faggot, or Nick talking about the Oh Snap guy from Encyclopedia Dramatica, or Stav nervously defending his weight and Adam being bullied into oblivion.
>>214739925You niggas have no joie de vivre
>>214740307woah! Cool Adam! He looks like he's tripping!
>>214742247I have their doctor on the phone right now. We've got the results from his joie de vivre test.
>>214741197the ones that had me in tears the first time i heard them were>incel sebastian>molested cholo>molested bluechew ad-read guy
>>214742195Thursday Boots did pull their contract after Nick said they make the boots woth leather scraped off the feet of children who work in the factory, who are also crippled and molested
>>214742303>Yes hello this is Mershad Iranian doctor. I have test result here but looking at chart, penis is too small. We need microscope test
>>214742412>Mahiel, this is Mersham....i hev terrible news...
>>214742402Same with Blue Chew (but for TAFS) when Nick said that Hamas took Blue Chew to get their dicks hard before flying their mario karts into Israel
>>214742402i've yet to see Thursday Boots provide any evidence to the contrary.
>>214742444>i CAN say it>i DID say it>it's PROBABLY what happened>now i would LIKE my TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS
>>214742195>>214742402>>214742444I think they bring up rape in like at least half of their mack weldon ad reads
I got a three day ban for posting in a cumtown thread last time, and it was worth it, because jannies are very cool and normal
>Nick talking about the time his mom found Meatspin on the computer and she thought he was gay and he was like "No mom you don't get it! It's internet stuff! It's like sending each other a greeting card"
>>214742492the best ad read was the mack weldon one where nick claimed it would make your balls smell great as long as you weren't too indian
>>214742556then the tranny jannies need to give us a board where we can discuss podcasts. same with /mu/. they delete podcast threads too. even though there's 15 simultaneous kpop threads at any given moment (which is MASSIVELY against the rules of any board).
>>214739879miss it? you've got a stack of socks next to you OPyou've got your own cum town
>>214739879I could never listen to more than a few minutes because of that guy(s) who is constantly and obnoxiously laughing at his own (jokes) and otherwise giggling throughout the entire show.Sorry I don't know their names but yea I didn't get the appeal whatsoever.
>>214742744it's a sketch comedy show that plays out in your mind's eye. most browns can visualize concepts in their head, so i understand why it's lost on you.
>>214742651I forget what teh context was>but.. ur uh.. vwhat abbout me, Indian man? ....coming to you live from Downtown India!African guy voice was of course a tried and true classic, and the day laborer, but his indian guy voice was severely underused.
>>214742777checked. for me, it's nicks retarded voice. there's a 4hr compilation on youtube of JUST nick doing down-syndrome bits
>>214742767>requires a continuous and annoying laugh track to signal that he's actually listening to comedywho's the brown?
>>214742675>kpop threads on /mu/>kpop threads on /b/>kpop threads on /bant/>kpop threads on /r9k/>kpop threads on /s/>even kpop posts in /jp/I'm thinking all those wandering tourists are from the r/kpopfap sub that got taken down recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W9TP-SkXRM
>>214742777he was pretending to be mack weldon customer support answering>yes mr vikram, just one more thing... are you too indian?wasn't even doing a voice i just find it fucking hilarious
>>214742843nah. the kpop threads on 4chan are 100% shilled by record companies. i've been here longer than i care to admit. there were 15 kpop threads at a time back in 2014
>>214739879>DUDE HE FUCKEN SHIT ON HER FUCKEN PUSSY AND GOT SHIT ON HIS DICKS AND SUCKED SHITT ASS FUCK DUDE FUCKING BRO I WAS SLAMMING THE ASS SHIT NI.. oops, can't say that heckin' cuss wordarino, CUM SHIT FUCK AHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAAAAit was cringe, reminds me of being 12 again and each boy trying to out edge the other until a parent or teacher caught us
>>214741830ThreedomMike Birbiglia's Working It OutConan O'Brien Needs a Friend2 Bears 1 CaveCall Her Daddy
>>214742988>Call Her Daddyyou taking the piss?
bunch of comedy experts in this threadname what you find funny if you're so great
>>214742955>NI.. oops, can't say that heckin' cuss wordarinoHe's said it plenty of timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTsOjtnV838
>>214742955nick coming up with creative ways to say the n-word and getting shut down by stav is one of the best parts of the show.
podcasts are for faggots
>>214743061now that's a healthy Stav cackle
>>214739925Has Nick said anything funny since Cum Town ended?
>>214743116the dracula and jeff teidrich's nephew bits from TAFS were good.
>>214741197My personal top 2 are the blackface Bernie supporter bit and him doing the Tucker Carlson impression
>>214743116Remember that kid who crashed the video game awards by being all "abloobloo my rabbi bill clinton" with a funny russian voice or whatever? Of course he also has a podcast that earns a million dollars a month and has all sorts of celebrities on it where he does his stupid voice and tries to make his guests feel awkward. Nick went on it not too long ago and was talking how if aliens came to earth to invade us and were shaped like squids or anything not-human then Chinese people would just start eating them. Actually made the kid uncomfortable.
>>214741190>Annoying kvetch and projecting this hardI bet you're fun at parties, jew.
>>214743169>yee how yall doing, my name uh garfield la'dzanya
>>214743219>this is the third clearly-in-blackface person to ask a question today...
>>214743205I'm 100% correct and cum town proves it, the amount of threads crying about "b-b-b-b-b-b--but they're actually leftists!!!" as if it fucking matters, just laugh at the jokes you fucking faggot
>>214742988This has to be bait.You think Segura and Kreischer don't jerk off over how funny they are?
>>214739879>sees his two less talented cohosts who rode on his coattails for years outpace himWhat did he do to deserve such a cruel fate?
>>214743269Either took too many meds, or stopped taking them.Also he spent like 36 months trying to build up the TAFS brand for Adam, even releasing his special on the youtube channel rather than his own.
>>214743269he clearly doesn't want fame or to play the game in any way. He's unironically too pure to be famous
>>214743269Such is the life of a painfully self aware and insecure man.He cucked himself basically.Meanwhile the laughtrack who is by the far the unfunniest and most useless of the group started actively making connections and doing collabs, which landed him on Hasan's stream.I would say he has a worst fate than Nick for that last part but Stav probably was able to pull more chicks from it and that's all he really cares about.
>>214743200Lol he's another lex tier plant
[Dwayne The Rock Johnson voice]Who put their dick in my ass?Who put THEIR dick in MY ass?[Stone Cold Steve Austin Voice]Why don'tchu come down here to the ring and get dicked down talking all that trash I'm gonna dick you off
>>214742247I have jouissance
>>214739879Me too brother. We’ll never be miserable in our early twenties again
>>214743329>Stav probably was able to pull more chicks from itI'm still not convinced that a permanently morbidly obese balding man with a fake tooth who has a small dick that can't get fully hard and also can't even pull all the way out of his foreskin has ever had sex.
>>214743411>our early twenties againI was in my early 30s when I started listening to them.Which made their "35 years old" pokemon song cover feel like a personal attack.
>>214743269He's deliberately retired from public life, I'm sure he doesn't mind at all.
>>214743411Unironically listening to cum town and playing snes roms for 6 hours a day while occasionally going to the gym cus nick inspired me to lift was probably the highlight of my early twenties
>>214743476Nick was going full dwarf mode for a while around the pandemic, shame he like hurt his back or got too sad to lift anymore or whatever
>>214743237>I am le correct !>*proceeds with more long winded kvetching*LMAO nerd. You are so fucking gay.
>>214743459>He deliberately sabatoged himself This is such cope from failures>"I won because I never tried in the first place"He tried with the Adam Friedland show and it's a cringe, forced failure.
>OK so like this, like>hehe>hehehehe>This, like … fucking>hehehe>hehehehe>Like, fucking, like… fucking>heheheh
>>214743668He clearly never intended to stay on TAFS for good, he said that from the very start. It was just him helping his friend what to do after Cumtown. Nick could very easily keep his audience, literally any appearance he makes draws tons of his fans out of the woodwork. He constantly bitched about how the show's success annoyed him, he clearly doesn't enjoy being actually famous.
>>214739879I thought Stavros had a alling out with Nick & Adam but was surprised to see them both on clips of Stav's podcast
>>214743750Cope. This is what losers do. They premtively claim that they expect nothing so they don't feel disappointed when they ultimately fail.
>>214743892NTA but you're projecting like crazy in this thread
>>214744011You have main character syndrome.
>>214739879Why? It was just a bunch of unfunny faggots laughing at their own lame jokes. Sometimes they wouldn't even finish their own jokes, they would just start laughing. I can't understand what the appeal was. Nobody on that show was funny.
what if instead of main character syndrome it was main character down syndrome
>>214739879MSSP mogged and still mogs this reddit shit
>>214743205lol go seethe in the O&A subreddit, chud
you'd be making seethe threads upset about how they're making fun out of trump now that hes in charge
>>214744142>anyways, back to watching my favorite Youtubers talk about other Youtubers
>>214739992You'd get annoyed by almost anything listening to it that much.
>>214743269>makes millions of dollars doing a podcast where part of the premise is he's expending zero effort>live comfortably off that money knowing your reputation as a comedy writer can come in handy of you decide you need to work again>relax and watch daytime TVHe unironically won, thats literally all he wants to do
>>214744168cumtown reddit got shut down and the mssp one is as alive as ever which makes mssp more reddit
>>214739992I think thats why it got so popular, underachieving people related to them
>>214744175He was in charge for most of the show’s existence retard.
>>214743792They were annoyed that he quit the podcast earlier than they agreed to, then immediately started his own podcast that he does from his house. If you listen to later Cumtowns, one of his constant refrains is complaining that Nick and Adam won't drive to Astoria to record the podcast
>>214742195>I'm nostalgic for a world that doesn't exist anymoreAnd yet when they were active all you morons ever did was shit on it and talk about how society had failed
>>214743205>using the kvetch and calling anyone else a jew
>>214743450>"35 years old" pokemon song coverWhy don't I remember that? I've heard every episode 5 times.
>>214743269Honestly and truly he has a serious problem with depression and drinking and it has been ruining his life for at least a decade now, I do not see it getting any better for him. He struggles more with his depression than Stav does with his weight and Adam does with being Jewish which is also a terrible illness.
I'm bipolar and zombie Nick literally makes me scared to get on meds. I don't want to end up like him
>>214741190There are like 536 "comedians" who just parrot CNN propaganda and say "Drumpf" for an hour
>>214743414nick spoke to this. there are actual comedy groupies who are insane and would fuck a guy even that fat especially if he has some notoriety.
>>214741197For me it's Charlie Rose describing Francis Fukuyama as Oddjobian and Gay Montgomery Gentry
>>214744168matt and shane aren't funny. they're occassionally jovial. but it fulfills the friend simulator requirement for a lot of people.
>>214744284Not him but I don't think that's the whole story. If you heard him on his last appearance with jordan he said something like as he gets older he just gets "more sober". He also talks about he doesn't understand why anyone would want to listen to his boring life. He doesn't sound very happy. But at least he has money. He's doing better than any of us.
>>214744409its called put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, pedo
>>214744544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nf4Kns0i0UIt's spread between like 4 or 5 different episodes
>>214744641i mean now that he's mr bigshot on youtube and twitch and all that shit sure, but even back in 2016 he was all YEAH DUDE I STARTED FUCKING WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I HAD SO MUCH SEX WITH MY LIL ASS SHRIMP DICK WITH THE FUCKED UP SKIN THAT DOESN'T PULL ALL THE WAY BACK OR GET FULLY HARD......what are we getting for lunch
>>214744850I don't recall him ever saying he fucked in high school. In fact in college he also admitted he had one gf but beyond that did not fuck and was even going to start going gay because of the lack of pussy.
>>214744183Is this some kind of attempt to say that Cum Town is funny? Or are you not even saying that and are just trying to criticize me as revenge for saying that Cum Town isn't funny? Because even then, saying that I consume online journalism isn't really a way of negating me or my philosophy. That would be like saying that someones opinion is invalid because they watch the news on TV instead of reading newspapers in the 20th century. Basically, you suck at defending the shit you like because you know it's shit and you only like it because you're a pathetic, friendless loser. Every time I call Cum Town out on how much it sucks, you faggots always turtle shell and try but fail at slinging insults without even bothering to defend the shit in question.
>>214744979>blah blah blah my pussy hurts
>>214744979>saying that I consume online journalismmore like you consume online jew-anal-jizm
>more like 5AM
>you could just have sex!>I do not know how... I've never done it. I do not know if I have a dick... because I am a lobster
>>214740740The Johnathan Swift of our age
>>214740740>>214739879>>214743269I saw Nick outside of Grand Central about a month ago, I came up to him and asked him if he was Nick Mullen, he said yes, and seemed to grimace in pain by being recognized and I told him he's one of the funniest guys ever, shook his hand and left. I would have talked to him longer but he looked absolutely miserable.
>>214744802for me it's the Arthur theme about the gay teacher and sending your money to israel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU8F0AfO5vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnfNSS9N3HsMiss Congeniality
>>214746546I remember listening to this bit while at the grocery store, I had to hide between some isle so people didn't see my retarded ass laughing by myself
Nick looking up Nigerian economic news in the middle of an African Guy voice riff and being thoroughly disappointed that it's just boring normal shit about oil and minerals, and not about Africans exchanging coconuts for sandals
Nick: you know that movie/video game? Well imagine the character is gayStav: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAdam: im also on the podcast
>>214739925and yet the show was not the same without him
did they?
>>214746971who are those two?
>>214746971Probably not, that's a reasonably recent photo of him and he's dating a professional dancer who choreographed that gay dance he and Adam did in an early Adam Friedland Show
>>214739925>Thousand Island stare
>>214741830Comedy Bang BangThe Sloppy BoysBonanas for BonanzaThe Teachers' Lounge
>>214746971nick is literally trans he just can't come out cause hed get so much shit. hence why stav is so defensive of trannies now bless him
>>214747093How the fuck did he get her wearing that hat? Is there a picture of her somewhere?
>>214747093>he's dating a professional dancerWhat's her name?>>214747138Stop projecting freak
>get cumtown recommended to me because I love sleepycabin>it's a bunch of loser white dudes that are less funny than my coworkers who makes edgy jokes but would probably start convulsing if you said "nigger" in any context
>>214747241>greek and a jew>white
>>214739879People constantly laughing at their own unfunny jokes is the worst. Cum town are faggots and suck dick.
>>214747258sorry it's just they have act like such neutered faggots that I immediately assumed they were white men
All three of them are so fucking retarded. At least Adam has sports knowledge
You faggots gave those losers a career. Congrats
>>214747572>seething about white menYou're obviously brown. Sorry to hear that.
>>214740194noooooooo, you can make a heckin typo/autocorrect, you have le dyslexias reeeeeeee
>see Stavvy gets ripped on YouTube >It was filmed like a year agoYeah that guy is never going to lose weight
>>214747606not quite but it's interesting that you defend brown people by attacking brown people
>>214739879wtf is this shit
>>214747693It's just 3 "comedians" talking about stuff that's rarely funny
>>214739879Will there be an LLM that can make new bits with the energy of early Cum Town?
>>214744682well my friend diiiiiiedin a simple folk helicopter crash
>>214739879I had a buddy who loved the shit out of this, but when I tried it it was just a less funny Sleepycabin. What am I missing?
>>214739879Every job I've ever had I've spent nearly every shift just listening to cumtown. I measure time in cumtowns. I honestly think i'm in contention for most hours listened to cumtown by a single person, it's in the thousands.
>>214747758Random clips are funny. Adam shits himself once
>>214747241Nick says nigger several times on the podcast so did Adam I don't think stav ever did
what's a good starter ep to listen to if i've never listened before
>>214747917Just look up clips. There's a YouTuber who makes lazy animations of the only good bits. I wouldn't bother listening to a whole episode
>>214744682asking him if he's seen kazam popped me huge
Nick talking about how he wants to move out and live in the woods and still riff on characters>whatup yall, I'm Acorn Jefferson, yall got jobs here?
>>214747917>>214747939nah clips are gay, especially when they censor naughty no-no words. Half the fun of cum town is listening to them talk about nothing only for it to give birth to a retarded chinese jewish man riff. Getting to know who Tom Myers is, etc.2016 Episode 1 - The Real Cum Boys.
Id rather listen to sam hyde than cum town. At least he, him, nick, and Charls have a sense of humor.
>>214747909Adam was actually the first person to say it on the pod, hard R and everything. Its in an early episode, like one of the first five or ten
>>214747917Pussy for Lobsters doesnt have a lot of dead air. It starts with them talking about when Bernie Sanders did a townhall on Fox News and Nick imagines Fox anchors sneaking into the crowd to ask leading questions in blackface, and just turns into him reciting stereotypes in AAVE. Theres a little down time where they do ad reads then he does another long riff as Sebastian from Little Mermaid talking about how he wants to have sex with Ariel and how that would physically work
>>214747163Arimee
>>214747241>>it's a bunch of loser white dudes that are less funny than my coworkers who makes edgy jokes but would probably start convulsing if you said "nigger" in any contexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyLj2gHkzoI
>>214743200>if aliens came to earth to invade us and were shaped like squids or anything not-human then Chinese people would just start eating themPeople have been saying this for years. Because it's true.
>>214748589>>214743061I laughed so fuckin hard the other day at the throwaway joke of them talking about Disney & Nickleodeon shows>How about Corey In Da House, remember that?>No.. what was that.>I don't know just a show about some black kid who always had his arms crossed>[bug noises]>Senator, you know me - I'm more of a House Corey>[STAV CACKLE]No.....
>>214747917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4Just watch the clip of Nick making fun of Steven Seagal. I think that video is a lot of people's first introduction into CT
>>214748712Hah
>>214748496>ArimeeIdk why but it's really funny that he's dating a bootleg Sydney Sweeney to me. They legit have the same eyes
>>214748724Lol at the already irrelevant three on the left fading further into irrelevance
>>214748496he has a type, he was obsessed with Julia Vins for a while
>>214747917https://youtu.be/snsHhdfkxI8?feature=shared
>>214742195>I redownloaded every episode, seems like the episodes cut off early on IA but only by a few seconds.Does anyone have a complete feed of all episodes including bonus episodes with none of the commercials robotically editted into it?
>>214739992I've listened to some of the episodes and they sound exactly like the shit you would hear in a high school locker room. Never understood why these dorks ever got popular.
>>214742675Then maybe you should try posting on /b/ where you belong.
>>214749091I downloaded everything off the internet archive, convenient zip files by year, 2016-20 have the premium episodes included while the last couple of years are hosted separately.https://archive.org/details/CT-2016-FPhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2017-FP-Mhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2018-FPhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2019-FPhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2020-FPhttps://archive.org/details/cumtown-2021https://archive.org/details/cum-town-patreon-episodes-2021https://archive.org/details/cumtown-2022https://archive.org/details/CumTownPatreonEpisodes2022The one caveat is that something funny happened in the process and all the episodes are just a few seconds shorter than they normally are so a lot of them end abruptly mid-sentence.
>>214743329>which landed him on Hasan's streamlolwut? Stav is 10x as big as Hasan, and I'm not speaking physically
>>214749242nta but thanks
>>214749095>the shit you would hear in a high school locker roomwhat high school did you go to? bunch of precocious 16 year olds talking about pizzagate and "what if a chinese was jewish", instead of talking about UFC fighting and dubstep rap music
>>214742988>Call Her Daddylawl
>>214749368good way to advertise you have herpes on your tinder profile
>>214739925Stav brought good energy and bounced off of Nick’s bits/kept them going into ridiculous territory instead of just “haha imagine if Jack Skeleton got a blowjob at a glory hole…” while Adam says nothing. I’m tired of pretending like he should be the punching bag of the eceleb trio every gay retarded internet fandom has to have because all their other ventures aren’t newrly as good
>>214749480>Stav brought good energy and bounced off of Nick’s bits/kept them going into ridiculous territoryWhen he wasn't hungryor tired
