HOH: MorganNoms: Ashley/AvaVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214733939
lauren
>>214747956
>last white guy to win big brother was Jackson 6 (six) years ago>last before that was Steve a full decade agowhy are white guys so bad at this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuu5wPFv1M
>>214747980ye bb22 was just pregaming
>wins F5 HOH>told by multiple people his only path to winning is to cut morgan>refuses, thinks getting out keanu is a "resume builder" (the same person morgan wants out)>morgan wins F5 veto anyway>morgan wins F4 HOH>suddenly decides he can "prove" morgan isn't running his game by... evicting ashley>morgan wins F4 veto>only way to win at this point is to win F3 HOH and cut morgan>will inevitably not do this>will inevitably not cut ashley before F3>will inevitably lose to morgan>will inevitably lose his girlfriend>will inevitably not even date morgan as a consolation prize after she sees everyone hates their cheatmancestupid fucking weasel applied for 10 years for this
Did you Laurenpost again? Why do you always have to do this? Lauren is gone. Gone. Poof in the wind.What is this morose comedown bullshit? Anons just want to shitpost until Sunday. And what are these posts about leaving your wife and kids for Lauren? Are you kidding me? Who gives a fuck!Have you forgotten all the bad times you had with Lauren? How mad she can make you feel? Not finishing her sentences, putting up her allies, always trusting Vinny? Isn't that why you simped for Kat in the first place, that one week after Rylie left?
>>214748053SHOUT OUT KELSEY
>>214748059too good
Morgan won veto? God damn Ava and Ashley are fucking worthless in comps lol
>>214748053what i find funny about this ava ashley vote is that vince is doing the same bullshit he has done all game.he knows he is voting ava out but is telling ava that he is considering voting ashley out for all the points listed.like bro, why are you lying at F4 to a juror that you are about to boot?
>>214748177thats whats up
>>214748177TRUST THE JUDGES
>>214748177>morgan comps out until the end: good>jag comps out until the end: badWhy are they like this
>>214748067Vince could have made a masterpiece there with $750k budget
>>214748177>77welp lets see how the morgan vincenzo option 1 plays out outside the house
were really going to get another one of these this year
for me?its the bb27 watch playlist. dunno what to put for james gunn so just put that cuz i remembered someone mentioning it
>>214741522basedFuck bauren and her fake ass
>morgan: im sad for ava>vince: me too
>>214741522>Morgan is right about everything.What is she right about?Is this schizo-cannon where she reads lips and gets it wrong?
>>214748704What's he thinking
>>214748704Kelseysisters, where's the pillow wall...?
Lauren sisters.... Kelley bros..... Keanu kings....
>>214748177TRUST THE MOTHERFUCKING 7
Lauren's gonna vote for Morgan to win, isn't she?
>>214748177
>>214748961its... donezo?
>>214747944vince weighs the least in the house
>no hide and go veto>no slip and slide
>>214749542PRODUCTION CONSPIRED AGAINST LAUREN
At least Rachel got twistfucked and won't win AFP
Lauren
There is no way Vince votes Ashley out, the cuck has been playing for black women to win the whole season.
>>214749568I'd have actually preferred Rachel winning over this endgame. Just rip off the bandaid of the second-time winner, give it to her before it's some Taylor bullshit again.
https://x.com/eveldick/status/1970335341040279892?s=46Kek this is actually pretty good. I wonder how Ava would react to seeing this
>>214748067Rob on RHAP said that they should introduce Kelsey to Cam from BB26
>>214749803Is
>>214749869Foreign
>Tue 1:32 PM PT Ashley says we are going to meet so many BB people in 4 days and Kaycee. Morgan says Kaycee will say you are me. Morgan says yes I'm winnign comps but it is to secure my safety. It is not like using it on someone else like Lauren on Vince. Ashley says huge move. Morgan says it took Lauren 17 hours to decide.RENT FREE
>>214749542Lauren would have mogged so bad in slip and slide. She'd be a dancing ballerina on that shit while Keanu constantly slips on his swamp ass
>>214749839<3 ava. she needs to start a food review channel and call it primal eats or some such thing
>>214749921I swear Morgan never shuts the fuck up about herself. Leah might still be #1 though.
>>214750031It was hilarious whenever Leah would just yap and yap and she never realized the other person hasn’t said anything for like five minutes. I wonder how Will would do with Leah What was the thing Leah always said that people gave her shit for? It wasn’t “ya know what I mean?” but something else
ashley thinks her retarded alliance and the cookout are the only ones to ever make it to F3first your shitty alliance didnt start till what week 6 or 7 and the brigade says hello
Morgod is too powerful. I can't help but respect it, despite her being a crazy psycho
>>214750160i dont even see the judges as a real alliance. they never did anything. vince was the only one who could be seen as doing something for the alliance.
>>214749839dick is too based for this show
>>214747944I really wish they had brain comps on the show. All comps are either athletics, endurance, memory or crapshoot.
Not enough Lauren in this thread, let's fix that.
>>214750319
>>214750272Why would frumpy couch potato losers like Ava even go on the show when it's so physical, I really don't get it
Endless _Julie Love
>>214747956is
>>214750269He was beefing with Leah hardcore on Twitter recently. You could tell Leah was holding back because she didn’t want to offend anyone but Dick was ripping her to shreds
>>214750531There is some chick that does JOI content that sits and looks the same way as Julie in this
>>214749887
After Vince votes Ava out he'll have been personally responsible for getting 5 white people out. Zae, Rylie, Kat, Kelley, Ava. One of the biggest cookout supporters and cucks in the history of the show.
>>214750564i was unaware of thisthis is fucking great lmao
>>214749956this is an undeniable fact
>>214749542when was the last time they had slip and slide?
>>214750239>vince was the only one who could be seen as doing something for the alliance.Even he probably thought that shit was fake, Morgan had to berated him for hours about it.
take me back
>>214750319nice lauren mound
>>214741522>Daily reminder that Morgan is right about everything and she is a horrible person presenting a carefully crafted personality to translate into a modeling and social media career post game.Not a stan or simp or any of that shit, but this one I think doesn't work. Morgan is just as bad if not much worse off the shit we've seen her do. and we know for a fact that Morgan tried to be a model, but it didn't really pan out.
>>214750895the good old days
>>214750663Share some more
dick is pathetic
ok
morgo doesn't think getting lauren out was a big move, said her social game was terrible
>>214751342she should just boot vince this week for a big move. she is a shoe in to reach part 3 of final HoH
>>214751342didn’t touch the block until day 70 cope harder morgo
laurens jingle slippers
>morgan: all ive done is win competitions to save myselfis this like subtle mist towards vince so he takes her to final 2
Why is Morgan STILL talking about Lauren? Not even a Laurenfag, this is getting insanely pathetic
keanu was the only guy to win a veto this season kek
morgan is never happy...
https://x.com/ashladdison/status/1970567526435184882?s=46
>>214751462that or she's slowly preparing to cut him at final 3
My speech to Lauren when I meet her at New Orleans International Airport:I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.I am in love with you, Lauren. And I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed. And that one day all our labor will be returned to dust. And I know that the sun will swallow the only earth we will ever have. And I am in love with you.
HE CALLED ME A SNAKE
>>214751514hell yeah kat
>>214751514Big D ain't so big anymore bros...
this is an interesting conversation for morgan to be having with vince. like do you want him to cut you if he wins final hoh?
>>214751550Gonna steal this and say it to her before you
lmao both vince and morgan saying they lose in final 2>the jury hates me>no the jury hates me more
>>214751550what a load of sad millennial twaddleshe needs that handsome 6'4 bf to keep freaks and sickos away from her
>>214751514
seeing people latch onto ashley and push her up as some genius player is just kind of sad at this point
is the spineless weasel really gonna evict ava over ashley?
>I am really sorry for bringing up the outside of the game. I regret that.oof
>>214751628im gonna steal this and say it to her before either of you
>>214747980vince would've won had he not got lost in that morgussy mistso don't fall for pussy or ass and win stuff yo
vince asking morgan if he can tell ava about the alliance as to reason why he cant keep her this week>morgan: thats what your good bye message is foryup, morgan keeping that cage locked pretty tight
>>214751514>>214751562lmao imagine vince on the cookout season
>>214751723Ashley Kirby-Gheesling will wake up and convince Morgan to use the veto on her, then will vote out Vince, just you see!
>>214751777that’s right be a good little bitch boy vincenzo
Does BigBrother have good gaslights and kayfabe?
LAUREN KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING
>>214751801Famous House was better than BB26
doesn't seem like kelley was the only one obsessed with lauren
>Morgan: I'm sad I didn't win anything for 54 days.
leave lauren alone you fucking psychotic cunt
I'd eat lauren's poop
morgan is about to win big brother and lauren is at the jury house and in a better mood than her.
>>214751924
Morgan will never be happy.
>>214751948
>>214752017what an absolute angel
>>214751514hardcore feminist btw
>>214752017Cutie patootie
>Morgan: The difference between Rylie and I. Or, Rylie and me. Excuse me, I hate bad grammar...One minute later>Cuz Rylie would've came after the Rachel, which would be the Ashleys, or the Will, or even the me.
it’s a good day to love lauren
>>214752085I didn’t see his season but I saw a clip once where someone yelled at him because he grabbed a bag of chips they were eating
She's still seething about Zingbot
>>214752251reminder
Lauren should never remover her mole.
>>214752151just lol because she and vince will have absolutely nothing to talk about other than the game if they pursue anything outside
>>214752281laurens one is actually qt so of course she wouldnt
>>214751987
>>214752161every day forever
>>214752362
What album would you pick for your HoH and also to win Laurens heart?
>morgan to vince: i think you have a really good chance at AFP, cause of your egg costumemeanwhile>ava: im a main character now!
I wish Keanu was still here
>>214752435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDtbbNg6Nyc
PETS
>>214752456>eggVincenzo's peak. All downhill from there
>>214752499HOLY FUCKMORGAN SELF EVICTED!!!!
>>214752475>>214752499JURY BATTLEBACK
I’m in love with the world, through the eyes of a girl, who’s still around the morning after
>>214752485Solid pick anon would be in my top 5. I think Lauren would like it too she's sensitive like that.
Ms. Ava Winter
>>214750531Hope Julie was there for Keanus eviction>inb4 wheres mama j
>>214752559CRICKET SPIN CAN'T COME TO REST I'M DAMAGED BAD AT BEST. SHE'LL DECIDE WHAT SHE WAAAANTS
>>214752661ava winter is so fucking hottop ten all time for sure
>>214752621agreed, I think she’d really love it
>>214752661wanna make out on the couch?
>>214752499>>214752509>>214752533tiny table
>>214752675
Day five of fast food binging and online gambling to cope with my Laura depression. Today I ate 20 nugs, two large fry, a double cheeseburger and large vanilla shake and lost $150.
>>214752823Stop harming yourself anon, Lauren wouldn’t want that.
Does anyone have a streamable link of vince and keanus convo in the gym during vinces second hoh. Its the only kino moment of the entire season to me
>>214752744Aaaah end fast approaching
>>214752823sounds like borenfag behavior
Crazy to think how different this endgame would've been had Lauren not thrown BB Comics
>>214752934Sounds like a fat femcel response to that behavior.
>>214752998Why'd she even throw it in the first place?
>>214752903is that the one where keanu calls him out for basically betraying all his allies?
>>214753030she didnt want to deal with making a decision
lauren doesnt want to shit her pantshttps://streamable.com/3b848b
How many borenfags do you think there are in these threads? I suspect it's only like 3.
>>214753106Lauren's indecisiveness caused a lot of problems this season
>>214753136how many FTLfags are there
>>214753136I think 6-10.
>>214752435lana del rey - normal fucking rockwellshe's a huge fan of LDR and that album has a lot of lush dreamy love songs. i'd silently watch her listen to it, it'll be our private little universe where she doesn’t even have to speak. i think i’d remember that moment far longer than anything else inside the house.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCYmJDO2_IE
They need to make the next HoH and veto comps both crap shoots to make it interesting at this point
>>214753136100
>>214753136you’re the only seething hag in this thread
vince gonna take out ashley or nah?
>>214753219good pick
>>214753030She said she wanted to backdoor Keanu which ultimately backfired.
>>214753247No he's too much of a bitch to cross Morgan
>>214753247judges, anon, judges.
ZAE IS ON TEAM KEANU
>>214753082Yeah its like immediately after renoming katherine
>>214753184i counted more than 2 but less than 4
small table confirmed
>>214753393Do you remember when Vinny won the second HOH? Like I need the date. I can check the obs recordings.
>>214753393here, i reuploaded it. the audio is fucked though. had been recording up until that point without the audio being split like it should be.https://streamable.com/wu08gk - part 1https://streamable.com/bt72tt - part 2https://streamable.com/pxzsjv - part 3https://streamable.com/fmkjzj - part 4
>>214751777777bommfgggfgg
>>214753474>>214753497those were marked monday august 25th
>>214751777
Morgan says to the cameras she doesn't know what she's going to do if she wins the final hoh
>>214753626its not rocket science. boot vince, collect 750k. jeezy creezy
>>214753626wouldn't surprise me at all if she cuts vince for the ~BIG MOVE~ girlboss shit and takes ashley
>>214751500Holy fucking shit. You are right. He's the only guy to win vetoes.>Keanu: 4>Lauren: 1>Kelley: 1>Ashley: 1>Mickey: 1>Katherine: 1 >Morgan: 5
>>214753703I'd love that for the BLACK GIRL MAGIC
>>214753723holy frick
Vinny getting cucked at final 3 and getting sent to jury by Morgan would be so kino. Fucking loser played for the black women to win the whole season and refused to get rid of Ashley.
>>214753723kaycee won one of those
>>214753777Keanu got grodballed his hands didn't move off the buttons
>>214753777
>>214753794
>>214753828yes anon, one of the worst players of all time and the favorite for AFP got grodballedlisten to yourself
>>214753776it's what he deserves
You know who would never question whether or not to take Vinny to final 2? Lauren. Get fucked Vinny, I hope that psycho hag slits your throat at final 3.
>>214753794LAUREN
>>214753723Like the inverse of bb25
>>214753946that would be bbkino
>>214753927Keanu was beating kayce to the button
>>214754001I don't want Ashley to get 75k cause the dumb bitch did nothing to deserve it, but watching Vince have his whole world come tumbling down in that moment would be so worth it.
>>214753946based and truth
>>214754074meh what's $75k anymore
>>214754028he lost more than twice as many comps as he won and you are still telling yourself he was cheated out of something
Ashley winning is still a disgusting possibility btw. She probably has Will and Rachel's votes locked. If Vince or Morgan cut each other she probably gets their bitter in the moment vote. The useless cunt would only need one more. Hope I'm wrong though and Rachel/Will vote on gameplay instead of friendship.
>>214748279jag was too white
please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
>>214754260i am ok with ashley winning, she's been really nice and friendly to lauren and even defended lauren when people were trying to slander her character
>>214754260Would rather Ava winning than Ashley at that point, go full retard jury mode, embarrass Grod
I WAS CALLED A SNAKE ON DAY 3
>You are a big move too, Vince. You can be MY big move.>Do I lie to myself to be happy? In your case, Vinny... Yes, I will.
And despite who wins, this seasons's legacy will forever be a retarded twist that angered the audience and made them turn on it
>>214753777correct, and she's a girl, meaning keanu is still the only guy to win veto all season
>>214754574The Rachel twist was good. Fuck her, she never earned a win.
>>214754510wtf does that even mean?
>>214754260I just need morgan or vince to pull this outava or ashley winning would ruin such a great season
>>214754585he didnt win 4
>>214754609It's only good if Vince or Morgan either A: betrays the other in the game, or B: Completely cuts ties with the other after winning and says it was all an act (Or C: Both)
for me this season’s legacy is the real life angel lauren domingue
>>214754574nah it was great. fuck rachel, she choked
Pray for /ouregg/ to take back control of Vince's onions raped brain and evict ASHey over Ava.
Now that the dust has settled, who's to blame for the Morgon and weasel steamroll?
>>214754774lauren for throwing bb comicsor ava for picking vince to go first in white locust
>>214754574Yeah, to the laymen. To Students of the Game, it was a season where production packed the season with bad players to help the vet control the house, only for them to take over and run the game instead of the vet who became a background character and because they played hard every single week was entertaining because of their constant fuck ups.
>>214754656D. One of them wins, and then they hook up after the show
>>214754510is she asking to be his new gf???
>>214754774>Lauren for using the veto on Vince. >Rachel for nomming Rylie and flipping the votes to Rylie instead of taking out Morgan. >Lauren for throwing bbcomics>Keanu for throwing endurance HOH
>>214754859my read is that morgan is interested in vince but is cautious about how the audience is perceiving their cheatmance (they wouldn't be talking in codes if they weren't interest in each other)once she gets her phone back and sees everyone fucking hates vince and thinks she's a homewrecker she's never talking to him again
>>214754652yeah, bro. I literally agreed with you kek
>>214754665its laurens season
>>214754774Lauren Lauren LaurenFor not putting up Ashley week 3For using the veto on VinceFor throwing BB Comics
>>214754774Vince got out Zae, Adrian, Kelly, Riley, Kat, Keanu, protected Rachel and the cookout all so Morgan could win
>>214754774rachel for making the judges
>>214754917trvke
>>214754665
The girls of big brother song was the only good moment of this trash ass season
Morgan says she liked Lauren, but, for some reason, Lauren just refused to talk to her about anything.
stop trying to blame lauren for your own seethingevery move she made was maneuverable within the game. it was all the retards reactions to them that caused the butterfly effect. everything vince did he did to himself
>>214754665all i will remember about her in the seasons to come will be "Tasty Lauren Poop"
>>214754934You forgot how he was willing to sacrifice his F2 for Morgan
>>214754774Vince for voting Rylie out. Literally one vote away from Morgan leaving, absolute bullshit.
>>214754990nobody cares about your failed forced memes and shit quality screenshots
>>214754974"I believe you have a prompt" was much better
>>214755014vince always voted the white person out over a POC
>>214754976did morgan ever try talking to lauren? i know of two times off the top of my head
she was serving cunt here, what a woman
>>214755080Yeah, when she nommed her
>>214755065You're a fucking incel
>>214755082morgo was stealth seething over that during one of her late night yap fests
>>214754774Zach for not making the obvious play of using his power for immunity and getting Morgan out
vince and ava talking in HoH. vince still laying it on thick to someone who he is going to boot out
>>214755080when she tried to get lauren to use the veto on her by saying it’s what zach would have wanted
>>214754976lauren was trying to establish a relationship with her but then morgan told lauren she was giong to put her up as a pawn in like week 4
>>214755172No Zach is based for not giving Ava $10k
>>214755197Ava has earned more than that by sticking around so long
>>214753497Thanks as always, anon
Ava is telling Vince that he could easily get third place if he doesn't vote out Ashley
>>214755183slimey fuck can't help but make it worse for himself
They don't know the veto meeting happens live on Thursday
vince going maximum cope by telling himself that people will have time to process in jury
>>214754774Mickey for being an idiot dictator and putting up Jimmy
>>214755190Holy shit that eye roll. She fucking hates them lol. She truly would have ended cookouts forever if not for Vince.
>>214755290he said to the cameras that he thinks he can make convincing arguments to the jury during the q&a and final speeches. lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydNF8tuVmU
i think the gist of the jury round table is going to be, yeah vince lied. but he continually bullshitted when he didnt need to. like give the person you are fucking over the respect of telling them you are fucking them over.maybe thats what he is hoping his final 2 speech will be
>>214755245based
>>214748279mixture of people asshurt about him being the death knell for cirie's game + some mad he got evicted but saved thanks to fatt's power
>>214755189That made me sick to my stomach seeing Morgan Hogg use that tragedy for her gain
>>214755327oh that's going to be so goodhis crying and pleading, panicked because he knows he's fucked up and it's overmorgo's self-centered and delusional speech that she builds up in her head but will fall completely flat
>>214755327Vince has a way with words, could easily sway the jury by pulling out a Jag-tier speech
>>214755306she was going to re-enslave those bitches
https://streamable.com/fmn1qr
>>214753626honestly she is locked to win either way but cut vince for the lolz girlypopwant the weasel given his maximum punishment
>>214755436no way. everyone liked jag. vince is a scumbag and they all know it.
papa won't or keanu better pull out all stars chicken george question during Finale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ao2YG3D0iY&t=430s
>>214754260rachel isn't voting for her against morgan or vince, maybe had she won anything after week 1 she would've but I just don't see it
>>214755465damn
>>214755082cunt status: served
>>214755465cinema
>>214755465KINO
>>214754774Rachel for wanting to play again making production cast double digit IQ morons for her to dog walk to a second win.
guys, im so happy /bb/ lost yet another season.absolutely glorious
I would spend the rest of my life with Morgan if I could
>>214755649Did something happen to Morgan? I thought /ourgirl/ was going to take it home.
>>214755649I'm fine with a morgan win frankly, same with vince if he somehow pulls it outhell I'm even at peace with a meme ashley winonly one I'd be pissy about would be the hobbit
I would spend the rest of my life with Ava if I could
>>214755716it would be short, stressful and would end with murder-suicide
I would spend the rest of my life with Amy if I could.
I don't think Ava can win against anyone lmao, her F2 speech would be hilariously bad
Don’t worry Kelley, I made you a special vegetarian version of the chicken salad recipe
>>214755649I am fine with anyone left winning, we avoided the worst case scenario of Rachel and her retard monkey being F2
>>214755649i enjoyed this season and don't care who wins. it was fun.
>>214755770No it wouldn't. You're just a jealous roastie mad that the model who has been saving herself for 8 years is more sought after than you.
>>214755794Ashley is still there, Anon...
>>214755792umm, if it's vegetarian than whats the white stuff?
Will Ashley's blatant pandering and sudden friendliness for her jury vote work on Ava? Of course it has.
if I could eat lucky charms and watch live feeds with lauren for the rest of my life I would
>>214755791she might win against ashley but that's also an impossible scenario barring some insanity she's getting 0 votes against vince or morgan
>>214755900She'd get might get Kelley and Morgan if Vince betrays Morgan after winning F3 HoH
>>214755845Kelley still eats mayo
>>214755942Anon doesn't know what vegetarianism is.
>>214755649>t. thinks the winner is what makes the seasonlol lmao even
>>214755942Umm be honest anon.. That's not mayo...
>>214754834Except that's not what happened. Brendon has talked about how they contacted Rachel likev2 weeks before the season which is after they've chosen the cast.
That'd be awful if i was like ava, on my period and couldn't do anything but let death take me
>>214755962Ava winning would be the first case of someone with no merit winning. The only comp she won because the other worst player failed first, then she nominated who everyone wanted her to.
>>214755959Plenty of vegetarians eat eggs. Like I said, Kelley ate mayo in the house
>>214756004>first case of someone with no merit winningyou need to catch up on BB19 and BB24
vegetarianism is when you don't eat meatveganism is when you don't consume animal products at all, like mayo
>>214753723Reminder that Vinny the rat threw at least three of those vetos so he didn't have to make a hard call like the spineless vermin he is.
>>214755649lost?
>>214756031They both had more comp wins, deliberate alliance interaction and social games. Josh >> Taylor >>>>>>> Ava
>>214755977>Brendonyou lost me
They just showed the veto painting then cut to ava then went to break
>>214756051theres vegan may, chud
>>214756355>mayo
Keanu let Rachel down :(I wonder how their relationship will be. The “casuals” love them together but the snobby redditor/RHAP fans think Keanu sucks. I don’t think Brendon likes him either
>>214756355What’s your point? Kelley eats normal mayo. She was mixing it with white rice in a bowl and eating it for dinner
>>214756425my point is that you said vegans dont consume any animal products at all, like mayo. not all mayo contains animal product
>>214756425Kelley eats bugs she's not vegetarian exclusively.
all the best girls love mayo
>>214756476That wasn’t me but it’s funny that you have a gripe with that
>>214756400>The “casuals” love them together but the snobby redditor/RHAP fans think Keanu sucks. They'll start sucking his dick and say they always liked him once Rachel becomes besties with him post season.>I don’t think Brendon likes him eitherHe'll start sucking his dick and saying he always liked him once Rachel takes him in a their new bull.
>>214756547its not a gripe, just a factual statement
>>214756569sorry i meant to say grape with that mayo. typo
>Morgan says Vince has tells>Immediately changes subject when he calls her bluffIs this the BB equivalent of a rape-murder victim scratching her assailant to get his dna under her nails?
>>214755649/bb/ won. we got to watch lauren for 2 and a half months
>>214756648she's just playing with her food at this point
>>214756664very true, it was a special moment in time
Morgan hopes that Zach and Lauren are happy together after the show. She really does, honestly.
>>214755494Erika was kinda sexo there
>>214756648Jerry Jyler Jailorson
>>214756476>not all mayo contains animal productthen it's not mayo, just like tofurkey isn't turkey
Apparently Morgan and Lauren had a two hour conversation early in the season where Lauren asked Morgan for advice on how to break into modeling.
>>214756779in fact the FDA's Code of Federal Regulations requires eggs as a requirement of Mayo, vegan "mayo" is an immitation, a fake, and cannot be labelled as mayonnaise/http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/cfrsearch.cfm?fr=169.140
Morgan told Lauren she can stay in her crib in LA once her modeling career takes off.
>>214756845it was past the halfway mark and it wasnt really about how to break into modeling it was about having a manager
>>214756355she looks Hawaiian there
>>214756891them <3
managing Lauren
>>214756867i never used the word "mayonnaise". you can infact call it JUST MAYOhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Mayo
>>214756845that was the day after lauren won a veto and morgan was up lauren's ass all day, morgan was also passive aggressively saying how much her and zach had a stronger connection
>>214755465T__T so good
They're saying Big Mak was boring and common
>>214756986She was
>>214756726they will never even go on a single date
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>>214756924Just Mayo got sued for false advertising and permenantly discontinued all Just Mayo produtshttps://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/scswqr/just_mayo_permanently_discontinued/
>>214756986she was boring as fuck. also got the vibe that she didn't actually like Leah and secretly judged her for not being a woman of faith
>>214756986common big mak L
i barely recognized Mak in that fridge tiktok that was posted. i literally was like "who the fuck is that" until someone pointed out she was in the video. not sure what's different about her
last season was boring desu. they just weren't interesting at all individual level
>>214757055yeah because of alleged health claims and a picture of an egg, not because the name fucktard. also some mega corporation steps on the little guys throat to protect their product SURPRISE SURPRISE
anons arguing about mayo in /bb/ again
>>214756726lmao bitter old hag
>>214757141again??? was there a previous mayo (mayonnaise) argument?
>>214757201yeah i think it was at the beginning of the season though
>>214757120Eat Just made that product and it's a billion dollar globohomo start up. this is about truth and order. they also make a product call Just Egg which doesn't contain any egg and no sane person would consider it egg or call it "egg." it's the same with Just Mayo
>>214757201how nuwe're staunch mayobros here
>>214757256lawsuit was dropped and they kept selling for 5 years till they finally went out of business
>>214757120>some mega corporation steps on the little guys throat to protect their product SURPRISE SURPRISE>Eat Just was founded in 2011 by Josh Tetrick and Josh Balk. It raised about $120 million in early venture capital and became a unicorn in 2016 by surpassing a $1 billion valuationwon't somebody think of the little guy!
THESE FEEDS SUCK
>>214757286unilever has 60b in sales yearlykeep telling yourself a startup valued at 1b is really worth 1b
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>>214757310142 employees vs 128k employees
>>214757270it was only dropped because of vegan faggots got their panties in a bunch signing petitions, the FDA then sent a letter saying it wasn't mayo or mayonaise and Eat Just agreed. Just Eggs products are eggs, Just Mayo products aren't mayo. it's that simple.
>>214757374vegan mayo is a product and you can split hairs all you want
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>>214757397so is vegan turkey and vegan ham, but no one consider them turkey or ham
>>214757481and i called it VEGAN MAYO. i never called it "real" mayowhat more do you want. you will never be satisfied till i tell you that you wonyou won anon now stop replying to me. you wont be able to cause you need the last word now reply to me again
>>214757310unilever sells 5000 different things besides fake eggs and fake mayo, and their market cap is only about 60x what eat most recently raised money atif you get half a billion in funding over years as you keep growing, yeah you're probably worth more than a billion
>>214757536i accept passive aggressive concession, now be better
>>214757599no thats not how it works
>>214757631what do you do for a living
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>>214757654>Eat Just has been the subject of a number of lawsuits, primarily over unpaid bills. In 2023, bioreactor specialist ABEC sued Eat Just in a lawsuit claiming breach of contract due to Eat Just not paying over $61 million worth of invoices. Insiders said to Wired in 2023 that the company had a culture of paying suppliers late or withholding payment entirely.[65] In 2021, the company was sued by the landlord of its San Francisco headquarters, 2000 Folsom Partners LLC, over $2.6 million in overdue rent paymentsyou would think a company allegedly worth over a billion dollars could pay its invoices but you are like really good at math an stuff so of course it makes sense to you
>>214757823ok so you are just dumb as fuck lmaothese are two orthogonal things. they raised money at that valuation of ~$3b after this point. that's what "being worth" something means, you can sell your stock in exchange for money, not that you suddenly grow a billion dollars in cash on a tree
>>214757953so, again thats just not how it works.just because you bamboozled some retarded investor to give you money at a certain valuation doesnt mean thats what you are actually worth. its pure speculation until you deliver which they still have yet to do which is why they keep diluting previous investors and still seeking more money to keep the sinking ship afloatnot a single investor has gotten their money back
>>214758029buddy, they sold less than a fifth of their company for $200m. the rubber has met the road, there are plenty of private companiesif they ipo and sell their stock at a higher market cap valuation than a billion dollars, bamboozling even more retarded investors, are you still gonna cope about their deliverables and shit
>>214758163they raised 2.5m in 2011another 120m in 2016another 100m in 2020 for a factoryanother 200m in 2021another 267m in 2021another 25m in 2022and lmao if you think their value isnt total dogshit if they cant even pay invoices, nm paying their investors back
>>214758256yes, I also have a crunchbase accountwhat am I supposed to take away here. I can't appraise a company based on its financials, but you can based on vibes? or if you remember the way this conversation started, that a company who was given $700+ million dollars and habitually reneges on contracts is an abused small business who needs standing up for?also they're not "paying investors back"
