>favorite movies are Synecdoche New York, The Holy Mountain and Funny GamesWhat's the name of this genre of film?
>>214753203Midwit meta
>>214753203You forgot the works of David Lynch and the genre is called Reddit.
>>214753203I LOVE GETTING MY DICK SUCKED OFF BY SCAR FROM THE LION KING
>>214753276He hates Lynch tho
>>214753203Pretentious Slop for faggots
a waste of time
>>214753304this is my chance to share that I found this tranny (name in file) who looks like Scott. weird stuffthat is all
>>214753304Scar is canonically gay
>>214753352So is the purple teletubby, does that make it any less weird to fantasize about it buttfucking me?
>>214753378Yes.
>>214753242>>214753276>>214753323What do you true connoisseurs enjoy?
>>214753203>Steel Battalion controller and gameHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT
>>214753203tastes and dogfucking aside he's such a pisspoor critic. He has nothing of depth to say. "The x was good. The y was really good." He can nitpick plotholes etc which any retard can do, but he can't tell you why a movie is good beyond the most surface level vapid statements like I just mentioned. Compare him to someone like Armond White. You might think White has terrible taste or has unreasonable political bias, whatever. The thing about White is he talks about the films in transcendent terms, the parts, the whole, and beyond the whole. YMS has never done this and I doubt he could.
What went wrong?
>>214753610the only entertaining part of this was seeing adum autistically sperg out over ralph's braindead takes
>>214753610Ralph is kinda stupid and IHE has the personality of wet cardboard. Adam pretty much acts as the backbone of the whole thing
>>214753203Do any of those movie depict someone sucking off a dog and drinking its semen?
>>2147536102/3 of them took themselves wayyy too seriously and had their heads real far up their ass1/3 wasn't ever funny3/3 are mediocre critics
>>214753658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLW8Qzvxi_U
>>214753492Isn't that just about every youtube reviewer? They summarize plots and do very little else.
>>214753203pseudslop
>>214753203Saw a clip of this dude streaming. He went full faggot. It also makes you wonder how lucky someone like Kevin Spacey was to be born a few decades before he could be turned into a LOLCow freak.
>>214753610>>214753673This always cracked me up cause IHE has got to be the biggest "I'm just here to get paid" of all time. There's never been somebody who contributed less to something than he did.
>>214753787yeah, which is why it's nuts that he hasn't posted any main channel content in the last year or so>>214753728>umm actually you can't have an opinion on music>i had my song covered by björkalso>ralph: "is there any music in the first 40 minutes"I swear this motherfucker has zero memory of any film, he's running purely on working memory
>>214753934>"who cares about the filmmaking process"- ralphthemoviemaker
>>214753922>>2147537286:22>"yeah I'm I'm up there with you uh my gut wants to give this a four-and-a-half star or nine out of ten do it I just value the uniqueness of my experience of this movie and re-watch in that first 40 minutes and just the different payoffs and the different levels of it on that meta commentary and just what it's possibly saying about the filmmaking process and or how an audience might attribute like value and interpretation to things and how much of it is intentional and how much of it is act as improvising or going off script"why the fuck is he herethis sounds like the most phoned-in response, does he think this means anything
>>214753343>Checked TiktokWell, that was awful. Thank you morbid curiosity
>>214753203Dogfucker tranny.
>>214754210To be fair transcribing anybody's thoughts off the dome isn't going to sound as "intellectual" as if they were written
>>214753203Pseudcore
he made some good content, shame about raping animals
>>214753203Pretentious Twaddlecore
>>214753203It's called "boring faggot, who's trying to look interesting".
>>214755016qrd?
>>214755134he likes fucking animals
>>214753610I remember the cringekino episode where they had to review Ralph's movie Lover, and Alex clearly hated the movie and tried to find anything good about it, and Adult went completely two faced mode.
>>214753203whats my film genre is my favorite films are deliverance, apocalypse now and aguierre?
>>214753728i havent seen the movie theyre talking about but it sounds like ralph got filtered hard
> worked as a lock smith for a few years, had some apprentices> About three years into training them, have a guy come, called 'neick'> ' lol okay retard name' but it's my job to teach.> Meet the guy, say something like ' hey nick'>Tells me to call him neck, really don't fuxkin care, so say ' oh ok yea neck'>He gets shitty about how I respond, I literally don't care, deal with it neick.> Day goes on, showing him the basics and teach. This in our shop were we can demonstrate different locks. > He gets standards master pad locks, really quick, probably had practice. Dudes name neick(knee-ick) so, he's a slave. > Congratulate him about how he is way better then most we have to train.> He gets kinda shitty, thinking it was a jab, but sees I'm sincere, and we laught bullshit.> I reset the tumblers and while I do I swap the pad lock, without him seeing> I tell him 'neick, I jus-'> Cut off again, says to call him neck not neick>Ok my bad, ' so neck think you break the same lock again?' I asked> He arrogantly claims how easy it will be, and how ' if this what my teacher teaches, then I'm already better' typical Slavic/euro/ shitter attitude.>' lol ok'>I already knew the prank before he showed how retarded he was, but seeing his shit head attitude made it so much better.
>>214755493For context, Ralph liked the movie-within-a-movie part that was meant to be like a shitty student film in context but enjoyed it unironically
>>214756660> Hand him a he lock and tell him the key to figuring it out should take only 10 seconds.> Why tell neck this, he is better then me, and even alludes to it as I tell him.> 10 seconds pass as he fails, and punches the same code that worked before into it. > ' not working out huh?' I said > ' you switched the locks to fool me, and mak-' he exclaims, as I interrupted him> ' I'm only testing, and I gave you all the keys to solving this, In less then 5 seconds'>He tries and fails, again and again. He becomes more upset.> He blames me, and says how it's a test made to fail to keep eastern euros out.> Again I say how easy this is, which only feeds into his anger as he reluctantly restarts.> It continues for around 10 mins, before he finally snaps claiming it was purposely made for him to fail> Again I say no, and that all keys you need to unlock it are already there, but you have asked.> Anger and confusion falls his face, and he tries and failed again.> I just watch, until he finally had enough, watching him bitch and cry about how it's unfair. > Ask him a simple question, the one he didn't think to ask, 'wheres the key?'>He didnt respond. > Again I asked' where the key, neck'? Did you ask about it? > Sheepishly he responds. '..no' > I smile and say how easy this would of been if only he asked> His anger becomes deep thought, a shift of thought you could see.> I place the key next to him, and we share a glance of understanding as I ask him again..>Synecdoche, where is it? > And with that he was enlightened.
>>214753434Norbit
>>214753203Great video that made Adam seethe for hours on stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upseFBfSLrg
>>214753203I've seen this guy take BBC wtf?
>>214753203this guy tried to fuck my dog
>>214756773I thought there was some dirt on him actually doing sus shit with animals but it basically just boils down to edgy thought experiments, why are people even freaking out over this
>>214755134https://xcancel.com/horsewengh
This retard thought it would be a good idea to throw his weight behind defending bestiality. I don't care how knowledgeable about film he is, anyone dumb enough to sully their name like that is obviously fucked in the head.
>>214757163it's because these people had the good fortune to live for 5-10 years like upper middle class while doing basically fuck all thanks to algorithmtheir bubble has enabled them to say things they would not dare in a normal workplace setting and might come to bite them in the ass in the marketplace once the gravy train ends (it is already halting)
Canine violator
>>214757472The stuff he's said about animals isn't something normal people say or even think in any setting. Dude is fucked in the head.
hound pounder
>>214757643All furries are fucked in the head. You wouldn't let a diaperfag babysit your children but people are okay with that people who jerk off to antropomorphic creations have pets. Not to mention it's such an extreme fetish that it's bound to come with a plethora of other issues. Same with being a tranny. You cannot apply it to all cases, but the pathology is clear. Like that piratesoftware guy who jerks off to ferrets and simultaneously runs a ferret sanctuary where he likely rapes the animals to death. There was also that tranny gun cult with alpacas on top of a mountain that left a mass grave of those animals and moved out with zero consequences.
>>214757643Examples, please
>>214753203The Holy Mountain is more of an experience then a movie TBQH but I expect nothing less from a furry grifter who killed his pedophile friend. Synedoche is one of those films you watch once that sticks with you forever, but only obsess with if youre autistic. Never saw Funny Games because I'm not here to play Funny games, I'm here to watch cinema.
>>214753203If anyone tells me their favorite movie is The Holy Mountain I just assume they're lying
>enjoys getting fucked by dogs>also enjoys getting fucked by black guyswhat did he mean by this
>has a mauled dogfucker dickyeah no instantly started hating anything this retard enjoys the day i saw anything on his twitter
>>214758563>mauled dogfucker dickwhat?I'm scared to check out his NSFW twitter account, I did once before and I was just Scar furry porn comics and him getting fucked in the ass by a BBC and a bunch of scratch marks on his back
>>214753304this looks like a different person
>>214757790Oh man, the Unicorn Alpaca Ranch or whatever it was called is a Silent Hill tier horror story. It was so bad and places like PBS and NPR were covering and praising it. It's called Troonblinka or Alpacawitz because of the mass alpaca grave. >>214758343Find them yourself. He's made his views very clear. I'm not posting that shit.
>>214758402>Synedoche is one of those films you watch once that sticks with you foreverI watched Synecdoche years ago and it didn't make much of an impact on me. I'm Thinking of Ending Things stuck with me much more. Maybe I should give Synecdoche a second chance.
>>214756773>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upseFBfSLrg>this is like a neo nazi saying you can't hate me for saying I want to kill all jewsso he's like a jewish strawman(in before one or two cherry picked schizos or feds)? this guy also seems like a faggot
>>214753320Who is he? I hate Lynch too and want to hear his thoughts on him. I'm always down for listening to a fellow David Lynch hater.
no one in this thread can prove him wrong thoughyou all accept that animal breeders jerk off male horses and cows to inseminate femalesbut you have a problem with dogs licking peanut butter off of human genitals?what are the actual moral differences? in which scenario does the animal prefer?
>>214753434Freddy Got Fingered is a perfect movie.
>>214753203Fag enabler
>>214753304Didn't the lion furry of his entourage die recently?
>>214759102>you all acceptSays who? Two things can be morally wrong at once, Adum.
Why did he like the Lighthouse so much?
>>214758402>>214758775>SynedocheThis movie completely fails at the simulacra that it tries to portray and is a poor imitation of someone who skims through a Baudrillard book and thinks they can write a movie as a philosophical statement.It fails as philosophy since it still tries to be a movie and it fails as a movie since it still tries to be philosophical and "meta".Peak midwit movie.
>>214759253What would you say is an example of a philosophical/meta movie done well, then?
>>214759312Alphaville by Goddard is a great example of a philosophical analysis made into a movie. The illogical aspect of trying to rationalize emotions and what it means to feel and live through the constant balancing of logos and pathos is well established within the setting of the movie and a cinematic narrative.
>I regularly stop watching movies half-way through if I don't love the movie by that point alreadyI just can't take him seriously after he admitted this
>>214759377I'll check it out one of these days, Godard is pretty hit or miss for me but I guess that comes with the territory of basically throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks (and inevitably being ahead of the curve in some cases)
>>214753610They couldn’t challenge YMS’s points. They need to get someone who isn’t afraid of fighting Adam’s takes.
>>214759410To be fair, Ralph tried to fight him all the time, but failed miserably
>>214759398Watch the two movies and form your own opinion, anon. That's the greatness of art enjoyment.Hope you'll have a great time.
>>214753492So his name is "He?"
>>214759454No he didn’t. 99% of the time they all always greed with each other it was super cringe. I stopped watching because it was basically an Adam reviews something and the other two are just agreeing with everything he says.
Wow, everyone in this thread who knows who he is is a fucking genius for knowing who he is.
>>21475343490's thrillers.
>>214759387Ironically this is a high IQ take.
I wish I were smart enough to have been born automatically knowing who "He" is, like everyone else in this thread. I guess if you said his name then everyone else would be as ingenious as you are, which would make you comparatively not as smart.
>>214759387You only take people seriously if they waste their time watching something that they know is trash?
>>214759387Why is this actually kinda based tho
>>214759410They have /tv/'s favorite guy there to do that now
>>214759643Alternatively you could use context clues like file names, videos linked, and literal namedrops rather than waste that time calling OTHERS idiots
>>214753203Dude doesn't chew his food and has a medical condition because of it, stacked shot glasses together with duct tape to craft a makeshift dildo he shoved up his ass and his parents caught him with it, killed his best friend, and fucks dogs. Why the fuck are we still acknowledging him?
>>214759727>Schizophrenically read into every post to find out since saying his name isn't an option
>>214759742If "fuck dogs" is the hyperbole used in place of "is a furry" I can only imagine how exaggerated/blatantly untrue the rest of those claims are
>>214759757Ok then maybe you should leave :0
>>214759767Then you're a fucking moron. Go sit your ass down and watch his making of his Kimba/Lion King videos and enjoy the fucking ride.
>>214759793And those will tell me about him apparently murdering his friend and shoving shot glass dildos into his asshole? Give me a break
>>214759768Wow, so your value and power really hinges on being one of a select group of people who know who this elusive man is, huh?
>>214759822Literally everyone in this thread except you knows.
>>214759812Yeah this sounds made up.
>>214759812I literally told you the videos to go watch. You want to be a faggot, that's fine with me.
>>214759822In this thread, yes my little nigga.
>>214753203Reminder there was a time where this guy couldn't even finish movies before reviewing them. He only stopped (as far as we know) because most of his audience negged him.
>>214759767there are multiple videos where he claims he believes animals can consent to sex with humans
>>214759901Niggas told me what videos to watch in regards to his dog fucking and it just turns out he's an autistic furry with some edgy thought experiments, you guys are worse than twitter users
>>214759924oh yeah didnt he say he watched them at 1.5x speed or something
>>214759942It's always with the context of practices like artifical insemination being commonly accepted, he brings up the consent thing to illustrate double standards, idk how you people miss this shit
>>214759767hes a dogfucker not just a cartoon dog jack offer
>>214759840Why? Is he famous or something? I assume he's pretty niche, which is why everyone is deliberately not saying his name.
this dipshit is the epitome of 'content for content's sake'. no quality control, no insight, no valuable critique, just put out a video with nitpicking and profanity. teenagers in 2010 will lap it up and give you money on patreon apparently.he should be disposed of permanently
>>214753203>Synecdoche New York, The Holy Mountain and Funny Gamesthe pseud
>>214759943>thought experimentsNo one buys that lame excuse, furfag.
>>214756660>>214756705boooooo
>The sexual chemistry between Tom Hanks and Beasley the Dog is palpable...>one of the best pieces of mainstream interspecies erotica to come out in decades!>I'm giving Turner & Hooch an 8 out of 10 (closer to a 9 than a 7)!
>the expansion of the Beethoven brood was a natural path for a sequel but it's regretful they had to add a bitch into the mix>while it was a truly sexually daring choice to cast Chris the Dog's actual sister to play Missy in the movie--the sexual chemistry between the animals was wanting and took me out of the film>further, they did not show any mounting or sexual play between the animals and this was a serious misstep when it comes to audience immersion>I'm giving this one a 5 out of a possible 10. Closer to a 4 than a 6
>>214758919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPUuQnwFTWM
>Grossly misleading title>I only watched the first 30 minutes of the movie but I'm comfortable giving this one a 0, the same as the actual number of dogs in the movie, out of 10
>>214759924Didn't he also say that films didn't have stories before Citizen Kane
>While I appreciated the homoeroticism I would have loved it if the movie had had enough courage to show the true POWER OF THE DOG!!>I'm giving this one a 5 out of 10 (closer to a 4 than a 6)
>mmmm-guh>mmmm-guh>HUNH HUNH HUNA HUNA>HUNA-AH AH AH>MMMMMGAAAHHHHAAAHHHHHA>...hunh>....>10 out of 10
i liked ralphs nostalgia critic videos.
>>214756706>>214759121>>214759593I stand humbled
Most of my favorite movies I found out about from his channel.Now that Scoot has died though his channel is doomed. He could pump out "Adam and friends" content with low effort that was popular. Now he has to go back to putting an effort which he hasn't done in 5 years.
So this is the dogfucker right?
>>214758402Funny games is good but he likes the cringe remake over the original
>haneke shit>goodI see why you watch youtube
>>214753203Kafkaesque
>>214753203>"i like your cosplay" pose
>>214760397Remake is better. Naomi watts kills it.
dog
>>214760309Yeah.
>>214761192Yes it does you stupid redditor
>>214753203>that quirk chungus poseunironically what caused this epidemic of +30yo reddit soillennial pedantic midwit furries?
>>214753203DOG RAPIST.
Flagging that guys video worked out great, EH.
>>214753203>Funny Games 2007I'd call him a pleb
>>214761354Irony shielding, for example:>i say: adam you look like a dogfucking retard in that photo>he replies: well actually i wasnt even being serious, i was deliberately being goofyWhich we all do on occasion, but the problem is that it happens so often, that it's used as a shield with people these daysSee also Sam Hyde
Canine canoodler.
>>214753203>Shitnecdoche Jew York>The Holy Shitpile>Retarded Games
>watch funny games>"dude if the violence that happened in film happened IRL wouldn't that be fucked up"Uh yeah no shit? Are you a fucking retard, why was this a revelation?
>>214757163>throw his weight behind defending bestialityNot a zoophile, still, unless your vegan/vegetarian you really don't have a leg when it comes to vilifying bestiality. You literally pay people to "rape" cows to then torture and kill them
>made a video that was supposed to dispel the topic>digs himself deeper by announcing to people potentially seeing him for the first time because of the drama:>"I want to fuck scar">"I dont want to fuck the realistic cgi ones because the eyes arent anime enough" >"And uhhh Its like im attracted to scar's ability to bathe himself or something" great work adam
Just admit it at this point and own it, your reputation can't get any lower
>>214762203adam has always been a peak midwit. for years his main go-to critiques have always been "WHY. DIDNT. (character) DO. (other thing) INSTEAD." In a stilted, nasally semi-loud, manner
>>214762241Some of his critique is cinema sins tier, but there is also a lot of concrete stuff about a movies use visual language and theme. He is way above the majority of youtube movie critics
>>214753434Evil Dead 2 Uncle Buck Lost in Paradise Wages of FearCommandoRumble in the Bronx
>>214762241Adam has his own problems, but I was making fun of HanekeHaneke is the YMS of directors
>>214762241RLM YMS Quiet Place video mysteriously not around anymore.
>>214762282>way above the majority>"films didn't have stories before citizen kane"
>>214762282I know right, he uses IMDB and TV Tropes to fill out his videos, top 1% movie guy.
>>214762334Still true, please name a few youtube critics who are superior
>>214753203>Funny Gamesdon't they rape the wife in that one?
>>214762376Georg Rockall Schmidt
>>214762376Toby from Fat at the Movies.
>The Lion King is one of the greatest films ever made because it made me sexually attracted to animalsWhy is he like this?I like JAV but I'm not gonna rate some random Japanese porn 10/10 on Imdb.
>>214762352>he uses IMDB and TV Tropes to fill out his videosI don't know what that means but talking about, editing, cinematography and sound design choices immediately puts him above most of the others
>>214762203The egregious part is pretending Haneke fans or even mainstream moviegoers in general are responsible for violence in the world
>>214760185Kek
>>214762381>theyyou mean "we"
>>214762417Are you baiting for a Tylenol meme?
>>214762404But you would rate any east asian movie above anything because of your stupid fetish
>>214753610They're all MORONS.
>>214758919One time he said "I consider him to be intelligent" of Werner Herzog. I'm sure Werner will bow down and thank his fagginess for paying him such a compliment
>watching the new YMS video.>"Well this movie is bad, I mean it’s before CGI was a thing so how can it be good?”>taking intensive notes, this guys IQ is so vast I’m barely keeping up>”uhhh this is unrealistic”>Yes... yes how dare they try and experiment or try and make the film enjoyable... you’re on fire adam!>”hold on guys”>I hear whimpering in the background of an animal, and a cage open.>...Oh no.>”UUGGHHHH OHHHHH FUCKKK MYMMM THIS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE SLAUGHTER HOUSES MMMGMMM AHHH”>Loud whining and yelping as I hear adams pinner stretch his dog's asshole apart.>”MHMMMMMMM YOU COULD STOP ME ANYTIME FUCK THIS IS CONSENT MMHMM FUCK YEAH”>The dog is rasping for breath, desperately crying.>”ANYTHING PRE 90s IS NOT WORTH REVIEW- OOOHHH FUCK THIS IS A LOVING 2 SIDED RELATIONSHIP MMHMM”>realise I’ve written all this down as analysis notes and have to discard the paper.>”okay guys as I was saying the holy mountain is the best film ever made, next to zootopia”.>turn off the video.
>>214753203doesnt this guy fuck dogs?
>>214763293You turned it off because you were enlightened
>"And I'm giving this Labrador's anus a 6 out of 10. Maaaaybe a 7, I'll seeeee">*the dog begins whimpering in pain and fear*>"Quiet! QUIET!">*Adam begins beating the poor dog whilst shilling Sardonicast*>"Hmph! A-and one more thing!">*Adam kicks the dogs in the ribs and into a dark closet which he closes and locks. As the dog continues whimpering, Adam pants; his grotesquely fat face is red and sweaty*>"AND FUCK KIMBA!"
>YMS quits youtube >starts a new career in factory farming>is now raping and torturing cows/pigs/chickens on the daily>greentext faggots brain short circuits
>>214763591according to him, you would have to prove that the animal didnt like being fucked and was caused lasting psychological harm before you can properly consider it morally wrong
>>214763619I have not kept up with his autistic screeds on this because it is to curling to watch someone be so socially inept. Consent doesn't really make sense when applied to non human animals, animals don't consent before breeding and yet they're also definitely not raping eachother
>>214761192He should be glad we have the New Testament, because he can still repent otherwise he would be already dead.Deuteronomy 27:21 KJVCursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.Leviticus 20:15-16 KJVAnd if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
>>214763974>He should be glad we have the New TestamentThe Lord has died for our sins, better said.
>>214753352wrong
>>214753691no but one has a lot of shit and one has a lot of spit
>>214755343kino I believe
>>214756660>>214756705thanks for wasting my time
>>214758448this
>>214762207bait used to be believable.
>>214753242Fpbp
>>214753610>gay stoner midwit>deadpan bong midwit>gay furry pedo animal fucker midwitgee I wonder
>>214759102I have a problem with both of those things so I don't really see the point in enabling the second one
>>214759629God created autism to prove that IQ is bullshit
>>214761192I remember he'd always get upset whenever someone brought up the pedophilia equivalency argument
>>214763293>the zootopia review where he's just viewing everything through a furry fetish lensI'm really glad I stopped watching this guy
>>214753203>>214753304why did his face take on a completely different shape as he got older?like, you expect some shifts over time, but look at him bros, did he get in a car accident or something?
>>214762213I genuinely do not understand why he thought it was a good idea to do a response video to a nobody channel about the beastiality controversy. That did nothing but bring the entire thing back into the conversation and that’s entirely on YMS.
Destiny>what if the child consents?YMS>what if the animal consents?Both of them should be in prison.
>>214764645>expecting a zerg player not to be filthy
>>214764570Booze and bulimia
>>214764570
>>214764661people who play blizzard games are usually HIV positive
>>214759704Just based on this picture this dude looks like a breadtube grifter.
>dogfucker thread>200 repliesYou lost the fucking plot, /tv/.
>>214753203Why can people no longer make fun of retards online without being obnoxious moralizers anymore? Did the Youtube "commentary community" ruin Internet drama?
>>214753203It's strange to catch back up with people who were at the same level of development as you 15 years ago and realize they never developed past that. Kind of humbling to see a flesh and blood manifestation of how retarded you used to be out and about confidently saying retarded things. It's like a sad time capsule. That's YMS to me.
>>214756660>>214756705What does this have to do with YMS?Did Adam remind you of the bitter slav?Is this a bot post?
>>214758402>The Holy Mountain is more of an experience then a movie TBQH but I expect nothing less from a furry grifter who killed his pedophile friend.YMS killed Scoot?HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?!
>>214759742>YMS killed ScootHOW'D HE DO THAT?!SOURCE?
The reason he can't watch movies in one sitting is probably due to incontinence (he gets fucked in the ass).
>>214762384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_yfsJR0a-Q>barbie is le basedPass
>>214762393>Toby from Fat at the Movies.Did you make this up? I can't find anything.
>>214762534Why was tylenol a forced meme yesterday?Did trump or the kirk shooter drink a lot of tylenol yesterday, or is tylenol the baskin tranny's new fascination?
>>214753434Inception
>>214765170That's TheAmazingAtheist to me.
>>214764380>bait used to be believable.I accept your concession>>214764410>I have a problem with both of those things so I don't really see the point in enabling the second oneWhy are you enabling the first one? Kinda seems like your ethics is made up on the fly
>214765888trips wasted on an insincere bait postnot based
>>214765052dogfucker threads are comfy thoughbeithe's just so pathetic he makes everyone here seem dignified by comparison
>>214753610I remember listening to this and laughing how basic bitch Ralph was.>uhhh yeah good actor, nice camera shots, and uhhh good moments. I liked this movie
>>214759629>>214759677>>214759664stop fucking dogs, Adam
>>214753203Why are all men with long hair and no facial hair gay furries? like that lolcow who hates videos games too. Either grow a beard or get a haircut, faggot
>>214766728this anon has a literal beard to prove he's not gay
>>214766614Yeah I'm sure you find that sort of shit "le combfey" you repulsive piece of shit.
>>214766728>Needing to rely on a beard and not your jawline to show your masculinitylol. lmao.
At least he credits Orson Welles with inventing cinematic storytelling and not D. W. Griffith, who's far more widely misattributed with such a feat.
>>214766775It's true, I'd like to see you try sucking a dick with a beard. It's not as easy as you might think, believe me
>>214753203Ok back to basics you saw a recommended movie list and watched itIs not all movies and shouldn't make all movies suck
>>214766807i don't have a beard or a jawline but beards are more natural than jawspeople say beards just fake solid jaws but it stands to reason that jaws just fake big beards
>but beards are more natural than jaws
>>214766807>smooth womanly skin is manly actuallyThe only masculine excuse for not having facial hair is if your face has been burnt or scarred from combat
>>214767086The only reason you should have a beard is for practical use like living somewhere cold, or growing it out for the winter. Otherwise you're trying to hard to look like a man, when shaved men with strong jawlines express that effortlessly.
>>214758919>I'm always down for listening to a fellow David Lynch hater.I sat through all of Twin Peaks just to hate Lynch appropriately.
>>214753610I remember watching IHE back in 2015. Goddamn, he was always such an insufferable and pretentious faggot. YMS is like that, too, but at least his videos were funny. I'm genuinely getting second hand embarrassment if I try to watch IHE now.
what did he mean by this?
>>214753203when will he transition?
>>2147536103 ugly subhuman cunts
>>214767505how old is that convo?
>>214753203Funny games is one of the worst pieces of shit ever madeI've never seen an actual Hollywood funded movie be so clearly a film school art project You aren't critiquing a medium if all your saying is it's my fault it's happening. Like I don't know you made it. You aren't challenging my understanding of movies by daring me to turn it off. alright I'll turn it off. Checkmate faggot Spec ops doesn't do that Duchamp didn't do thatMartyr's doesn't need to have the main character stare at the fucking camera and tell me you did this to meCannibal Holocaust is a better critique.
>>214762376E;R
>>214767505this "Kiwi Farms" faggot must be a vagan.animals are nowhere near the level of sentience/consciousness to be worth consideration in the same way a human is.even then there's no difference between a dog and a human with a water logged brain or a permanent vegetative state when it comes to moral consideration.
>>214767742What a newfag
>>214767742I’d save the life of one ant ahead of the lives of a million poojeets or nigs
>>214759963>It's always with the context of practices like artifical insemination being commonly acceptedThat doesn't make it any better you braindead retard. How autistic and brainless do you have to be to not understand the difference between breeding animals for meat and what yms advocates for.
>>214767505>greentexting outside of here
>>214759793I've watched those. Closes thing I remember is him making the argument that it's hypocritical for people to be OK with eating animals but be against fucking them, which, while I can't say I agree with is a far cry from him admitting to fucking dogs.
>>214767654If I'm telling you a story and it's fucking awful goes no where and the characters are retarded. It doesn't make it a good story if at the end of the story I say, you should have stopped me from being a dog shit story teller. I wrote and told you the story. Film is consumed passively. critiquing it by saying you need to actively respond to this is beyond midwit. It's actually retarded.
In his review of Synecdoche NY he made a huge point out of parts of the opening credits fading faster or slower over a shot of a clock. He made it out to symbolize something about the passage of time. Because, you know, time passes in that movie.
>>214767971i agree with this actually, because the passage of time can be represented by a clock and time passes in real life too and in movies too
>>214763701You pretty much just repeated his point though
>>214768028to add to this, if a movie is two hours long, then two hours would have passed after watching the movie. however if you pause the movie for say ten minutes , two hours and ten minutes e would have passed, which can be represented on a clock
>>214753203>Funny Games>the shitty US versionbleh
lmao he's reading this thread right nowhttps://xcancel.com/HorseWengh/status/1720410651066253665#m
>>214769218kek, what a crash out.
>>214769218I can't believe he's crashing out by showing his penis and asshole in a fursuit from three years ago
