Why do people pretend this isn't kino?
RARARARARARRAAAAA
>>214762991RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>214762688>Natasha HenstridgeI'm in
>cast Pam>doesn't even have cleavage let alone her tits outfuck you John
I tried to watch it because of one of these threads.It's hilariously bad. I got baited. Thanks.
>>214763603>It's hilariously badSo you enjoyed it then
We always hear bout how Event Horizon was a Warhammer movie yet nobody talks about how this was a Mutant Chronicles movie.
>>214762688The final shot is KINO 10/10
This guy cuts your head off and starts screaming. What do?
>>214762688I have no idea. Maybe it's because it's Carpenter's work, but that doesn't mean it's not a bad movie. Dayum!!!!
>>214765699Become an Ghost of Mars, oh well.
>>214765699I like to think that these guys are harboring a grudge about what happened in The Village of The Damned
>>214762688I always thought this was more of a dream than a real movie I watched.Its peak early 2000's scifi cheese.
>>214762688>flashback within a flashback narrative
>>214762688Because Red Planet was better
Jason Statham with hair is very handsome.
>>214762688God, thank you for John Carpenter.
>>214762688So this is where that dumbass poster template come from.
Parts of it were ok. I wish it were closer to The Thing style. Could have been amazing.
