When is was a kid i thought Lois Einhorn pooped her pants and that's why Ace and Dan were so disgusted.
I'm an adult now and I still don't understand this scene. Why is there a dick in her ass? Why didn't she just cut it off?
>>214764079supposed to be tucked i assume
>>214764059But he literally points at it and calls it a winky
>>214764059You missed all the clues when they say EINHORN IS A MAN!! And then he tries to expose the dick in the front and there is none? It's spelled out and you're still too retarded to understand??Wow, that's thick.
>>214764079He was still Finkle, Einhorn was just a disguise. The dick is tucked under the legs.
>>214764059and it didn't make you question why ace and everyone else started spitting and doing the "trying to get the taste out of my mouth" thing?
>>214764088>>214764334>>214764334>The dick is tucked under the legsThe fuck? How huge it is? Looks like he can literally shove it into his own butthole.
>>214764059>>214764088>>214764334dude's got to have an 18 inch long dick for the flacid to be able to wrap all the way back under the ass and halfway up the cheeks.
>>214764682>>214764705years of stretch tucking have taken their toll.
Would
>>214764059you missed the part where he explicitly said the male ex-football player was einhorn? Multiple times? Damn kid you are fucking stupid.
>people in the 90s thought that a tranny (a former football player no less) could look like this with a little surgery A simpler time.
>>214764871Why didn't the cops in the background say anything? They had the dick in full view the whole time.
>>214764682>>214764705troon dicks tend to mog like that
>>214764059You were quite retarded as a child weren't you?
>>214764682>>214764705It's a joke for a movie
>>214764059same.
>>214764059and what fetish did this give you OP?
>>214764059>"This would make a good children's show"
>>214765057Why would you not think that as a kid? At least back then, you weren't really introduced to the idea of people tucking their dicks and balls.
>>214765200Hey if RoboCop the cock sniper can get a cartoon or two, why not
>>214764324dicks don't look like that. only as an older person i understood what circumised cocks are
>>214764059We all did. No one could see shit on their CRT tv. It just look liked a turd in her underpants.
>>214765225Why would you think that? Were you fucking deaf? You're repeatedly told that that's a man, and Ace is trying to prove it to the cops. Were you not aware that men have dicks? What kind of retarded toddler would get the she shat herself from that?
>>214764059No matter how you look at it, it's shapeless. It's just poop in its panties.
>>214764871She's very hot kek
>>214764871yea they also thought that post operation pussies were indistinguishable from real ones
>>214764897You would know
>>214764059
>>214766672Kino
>>214764059Same
>>214765269That's very weird then. Sorry you grew up under a rock in some third world shithole. The rest of us are Americans and grew up with normal porn. But the main point is that you don't need to rely on the contours of what you see to understand it's a cock. It's mentioned in multiple ways throughout the movie what is happening and that's the big finish. To be confused is to be retarded.
desu i wouldnt say its unrealistic for a tranny to have a full 'diaper'
>>214766672How can anyone not get it? Even without sound it's clear that he expects a cock in front and is worried when it isn't there; because it'd mean he's wrong. It couldn't be more obvious what's happening.
>>214766672It's like a 12 incher flaccid. That's huge. Although I have seen my share of gorgeous trannies with dicks that huge.
>>214764059As a child, I thought "she" had somehow had it removed and transplanted to "her" ass for some reason to hide it, being entirely unaware of trannies or what that surgery was. I still maintain it makes sense because that looks like 9"+ flaccid to be able to tuck it up to back of your asscheeks
>>214764059The primary sin of this scene/character was raising MTF expectations sky-high
>>214765341also calling it captain winky was even more confusing. Such an odd dick reference.
>>214767364(((normal porn)))
>>214764059>>214764088>>214764324The "twist" is retarded because we're supposed to just accept Finkle walked around like that every day year after year in a police department full of horny guys ogling "her" ass. Why would he even bother since he never meant to be in a situation where someone would inspect his junk?
How did all the men have sex with him and not realise he had a fucking dick
>>214764059It was inappropriate and crude. 4chan gives this movie a pass because it dunks on trannies but it was the beginning of modern degeneracy.
>>214764895They didn't dare to look at their boss' ass.
very problematic movie
>>214764059i thought it was supposed to be hemorrhoid's like that was something only guys got like how girls get periods lmao
>>214764059I thought the same thing and "winky" is ambiguous enough that it doesn't immediately make me think "penis." The real underlying reason, though, I suspect, is that we can see that it is a real and beautiful biological woman, so when you're a kid you just wouldn't necessarily follow the joke-logic of her being a man, because she obviously isn't .
>>214766672damn, that movie clip would be 100 nicer if it had audio,but the clever and wise mods of 4chan are protecting us from random screamers! Thank you mods!! You are a life saver!>never mind that all videos start muted by default, and that posting screamers are will get you bannedIn the year of 2025, we can safely talk about movies and share clips from movies without audiobecause that's just the way it is! It is an """IMAGEBOARD""" anyways!! Get it!I fucking love the clever brains behind 4chan! Fuck yes!!
>>214769026
yeahh... i would still hit. not even gay.
Good for a kids film, they gotta know what to look out for incase they get tricked by a tucker
>>214766672dan marino canonically stares at dicks and balls
>>214764059It would have been hot if she panty pooped but it turns out she was just a male with a dick so it's not hot anymore. Poop bulge will always be better than cock bulge
Ace Ventura 2 still holds up as silly physical comedy
>>214764059same, took me forever to get the joke.
>>214764059Dickbutt: Origins
>>214765269>I was looking for the foreskin Stop talking retard
>>214766672That's so funny holy kek
>>214767560I think I remember a podcast from the end of the 10s where the actress was shitting on trannies and movie producers but said that Jim Carey was very kind and supportive of her. I don't know why Hollywood hated her.
>>214764059>>214764871>>214766672>mfw Sean is a unisex name
