lauren seething and more vince humilation:
>>214763589
>>214763748
>>214764552

Daily reminder to all the Lauren stans that she wears a Joy Division t-shirt and requests Sabrina Carpenter and fucking Beyonce albums.

Daily reminder to the stans that she will NEVER even look at a guy that is under 6'3.

Daily reminder that Morgan is right about everything and she is a horrible person presenting a carefully crafted personality to translate into a modeling and social media career post game.

>>214765783
It's hard to sympathize with him after he chose Morgan over Lauren. Even putting aside my undying love for her and looking at it from a pure gameplay perspective.

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They seemed kind of flirty yesterday. Morgan must be skipping her BPD meds again at night

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>>214764112
And ye might think, no harm done in watching.

Matthew 5:28 KJV
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

It will be absolutely kino if she snakes him last minute on the veto vote.

>>214765925
I am going to leave my wife and kids for Lauren.

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Reading the updates from last night and laughing. It’s what you deserve Vince you fucking weasel.

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Daily reminder to all Lauren stans that Lauren is cute.

Now that the season is kver can I get a qrd on why Devin is a meme here? Missed seasons 14-26 and just got back in with this season.

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>>214766056
love this fact

Say the tables were flipped and Morgan was replaced by Zach, and he wanted Lauren to put up Vince. Would she do it?

I think she would so I'm having a hard time blaming Vince.

>>214766180
for zach?? i don't think so

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neuron activation

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Our boys taking it

>>214766607
BRING OUT THEM BULLS

>>214765925
I am going to leave my husband and kids for Lauren.

>>214766723
based

>>214766711
LOL funniest shit I've ever seen. The cheatmance is pure kino.

>>214766711
I RUINED MY LIFE FOR YOU

>>214766711
Me watching Lauren sleep while listen to Lana Del Ray.

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>>214766056
>>214766174
lauren is perfect

>>214766174
>>214767598
>>214766056
There's zero chance anyone acts like this naturally in real life and it wasn't a carefully calculated persona for television to become a model/influencer.

Morgan was right. Morgan won.

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Good morning ladies

season can't end soon enough

>>214767854
Morning hogg and what a beautiful morning it is to love Lauren.

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>>214767854
morning mr hogg

>>214765517
>requests Sabrina Carpenter and fucking Beyonce albums
student of the game, making sure people want to listen to her hoh music even if it's slop
>she will NEVER even look at a guy that is under 6'3.
I'm not a manlet
>Morgan is ... a horrible person
agreed

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>>214765925
>>214764112
>Sodom
>wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction
>strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it
I understand. I shall not fuck morgan's stretched out hag pusy. I know I must instead gently use lauren's tiny pristine virgin asshole, and be led into salvation
this religion thing's pretty great

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>>214768300
this guy thinks he actually has a chance

Imagine thinking that pretending to listen to Joy Division is some le tortured soul lonely "flex" or whatever you faggot ass nbomb wannabe tiktok twitter kids are calling it now. You retards know they were selling Unknown Pleasures sweaters at American Apparel 15 years ago right? Fucking zoomers.

The last person I saw wearing a Joy Division shirt was the 50 year old Xoomer still desperately trying to cling to his long gone hipster youth who owns a le kitschy overpriced taco stall and spikes his hair and wears chain wallets like Evil Dick.

i have never listened to joy division, nor have i ever eaten vegan mayo.

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>>214767854
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaiii
>>214766711
Vincenzo-kuns last night sleeping in the hoh room

>>214768649
Did American Apparel still exist 15 years ago?

>>214768636
this guy's 5'9

>>214768728
Closer is the far superior album but everyone pretends to know them because of the /mu/ meme album from 100 years ago. I'd call it Neutral Milk Hotel tier but that is giving zooms too much credit. Just know that it's McDonalds Disney Funkopop shit, if you see someone like Lauren wearing an UP shirt.

>>214768244
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

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>>214768781
>open substance
>scroll to love will tear us apart
>stop after 1 song

>>214768781
Neutral Milk Hotel smokes anything Joy Division has ever come up with. Unknown Pleasures is trash and Lauren is a midwit roastie.

>>214768753
Yes their diversity hires screwed up my order and I when I complained they botched their job again and I got a couple hundred dollars on an order for free when they refunded me for everything despite only missing a 5 dollar fridge notepad list that said "DON'T FUCKING FORGET". Pretty ironic.

>>214768649
borenfags dont know anything

>>214768824
Shut the fuck up, cunt. You're the roastie. Jealous old fucking fat ugly hag cunt. Go fuck yourself.

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>>214765517
>Daily reminder to all the Lauren stans that she wears a Joy Division t-shirt and requests Sabrina Carpenter and fucking Beyonce albums.
she wants music to pump her up during her hoh not ian curtis moodily singing about his existential dread you retard
>Daily reminder to the stans that she will NEVER even look at a guy that is under 6'3.
reminder that nietzsche warned us about the school shooting manlets like you who are deeply ingrained with poisonous bitterness.you have ressentiment over the beautiful and the noble, the laurens of the world. wait, your use of the word "stans" mean you're some fat femcel hag from twitter or reddit
>Daily reminder that Morgan is right about everything and she is a horrible person presenting a carefully crafted personality to translate into a modeling and social media career post game.
99% lauren's IG pics are with her friends and family because she represents light and love, 99% of morgan's of IG pics are with no one but herself because she represent darkness and death, she's a narcissistic homewrecking energy vampire

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>>214765925
Biblically Accurate Fall of Man
Weird that Jezebel looks like Morgan hahaa

>>21476374
Cripes, this is sad.
>I love you Morgan
>I know, Vince
>I'm literally your biggest fan, Morgan
>I know, Vince

She is so done with this shmuck after using him to get the prize and he is deluding himself or doesn't see it. Too long being under Kelsey's thumb he doesn't know what modern roast beef is like. And it's a pathetic display anyway but what do you expect I guess from the faggot who cried all season long and backstabbed the people who legitimately felt sorry/liked him. Can't wait to see him lose, hopefully he kills himself afterwards then Morgan can do a big old Twitch stream crying like C.K.s wife and getting plenty of those sweet donation dollars rolling in.

>>214768902
GO TIGERS

>>214768824
Closer > ITAOTS > Unknown Pleasures
Actually I'll rate ITAOTS last because it's whiny jewshit but as a concept album it's still competent and sonically enjoyable

Did Ava really say that Red was her BB crush?

New Femcel Outrage just dropped hot and fresh
>be Vince and Morgan
>hugging and massaging all day
>Vince touches side of Morgans breast
>Morgan feels raped

jesus christ

Sorry, I could have put a lot more effort into that post but I don't feel like watching the footage I think its on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BigBrother/comments/1np4i6a/comment/nfxq0hl/

Honestly, i am probably exaggerating my claims a lot and I am just saying it COULD blow up and be a big deal or maybe it won't. If Morgan uses it as the excuse to cut Vince so he doesn't win 50K then it will become a huge deal.

>>214768244
She literally raped him, in a way only men can be raped by women. Cornered him in a vulnerable location far away from his partner and proceeded to bait and cocktease and hearttease and gaslight the poor horny bastard the entire time knowing and then after he spiritually cucked himself out for her, destroyed not only his game but his entire outside life for her on camera in front of strangers, she chewed him up and spit him out. Meanwhile, he could have kept Lauren, booted Keanu, Ashley and Ava, potentially won the 750, and you fucking know this demonic cunt would be in his inbox as soon as she got released from the jury house. I hate her so much, worst BB winner ever. She even waited until the perfect time to cold shoulder him just like these calculating cunts do. Imagine marrying her, you'd wind up penniless and owing her your entire lifetime's blood, sweat and tears once her and her lawyers were done with you. I hate her and I hope Vince kys himself while listening to Joy Division.

>>214769172
About to click this now but I believe it. She'd use anything to drop him like a hot sack of shit at this point now that he fulfilled his cuckold Disney side character helper role in her fucked up princess mind.

>>214765517
TRVKE got the borincels seething

>>214769223
I have absolutely zero sympathy for Vince. He's mid 30s and should know better. He's probably had more sex than every guy in this thread to get manipulated and fall so easily for some evil mixed hag is absolutely pathetic and why the world is fucked so badly.

The worst part is if he wanted to jump ship he would have unironically had a shot at Lauren who is probably worth more than the 750k. Yeah it was slim but probably better than his chances with Morgan. And at least shed be more pleasant to spend our your days with and would be trustworthy.

I don't think there's any chance he'd best Lauren in a jury vote though so maybe it actually was game getting rid of her siding with Morgan it's the only explanation.

>>214769435
What else is new, they won't accept any less than huffing her rancid unflushed diarrhoea toilet bowl overflow and calling it panacea.

Morgan is an invalid winner that used emotional abuse in such a way that a man would have possibly been expelled from the house on multiple people. I don't respect her & the money will do nothing but further ruin her self esteem rather than improve it.

Vince doesn't deserve shit either, he's pathetic and let this happen to himself. A bit of self control, YOU HAD A FUCKING GF GOING IN BRO, and you could have actually won this. Letting yourself fall under Morgan's spell 100% made sure you could never ever win & no one will ever respect you again.

I hope they both get shit on & disappear after this season.

>>214769532
I hope Ava wins

>>214769509
>rancid unflushed diarrhoea toilet bowl overflow
vivid snapshot into her dead attention whoring soul im surprised so many clowns got fooled by her

>>214769532
>>214769590
Same. Honestly, as fucking bizarro world as it is for this place, I would happily take the jbomb or nbomb winning over either of them. I hope coming home and seeing the comments online destroys both of them.

So wait, I thought Morgan was obsessed with Vince, but now it looks like Vince is the one into her and Morgan is icked out by him
What happened?

>>214769314
I've never watched the reality program you call Big Brother, but I have often seen this lovely woman grace the catalog. And I must say: never before have I seen such heart-stopping beauty. It is as if she were an angel sent from God above to bring love and light to this place we call Earth. A poetic masterpiece in the form of a goddess. Elegant and youthful, truly one of the finest creations shaped by God's expert hands. I am sure He must have hesitated before sending her down to us, for how could we ever appreciate such a gift? I do not wish to know her name, nay, I dare not. For I know in my heart that, were I to know more of her than the passing glance at her radiant beauty, it would set my soul aflame with a need that can never be fulfilled. For I am a mere mortal, and she is heaven made flesh. Adieu, beautiful angel. Whoever you are, may you welcome me into heaven to spend eternity at your side.

>>214769643
Nah if Morgan wins I fully expect revisionist history to go full throttle and all her craziness and jealousy like constantly seething about Lauren or stuffing Zach's bracelet in her bra and socks or digging Zach's toothbrush out of the trash or the lip reading incident to get fully swept under the rug

>>214769654
vince is, and has been for a while, totally infatuated and dependent on her. i'm shocked she's ready and willing to cut his throat like this. i thought she was into him too but it's not looking good for vinny lol

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>>214769532
dr. will faked cancer

>>214769654
>What happened?
Privileged, entitled, eterbally coddled women behavior in 2025 happened, my yet still naive friend. Pro tip: you might think she is "head over heels in love" with you. You may even foolishly take her at her word. But always remember, literally all it takes is one wrong sentence, or seemingly in Vince's case one "wrong" move grabbing her tit when she has been cozying up to a taken man all season, and as soon as they see a chance to hetter their own life they will drop you even if it completely destroys yours. Women are poison and men have always known afyer painfully having to find out, it's not an exaggeration and is a warning that has been spread since the dawn of written language. It's not even a chud thing it's just factual giving women all of the same rights as men was a retarded mistake that has only been brought about through utter decadence and weakness.

>>214769764
*eternally, better
Gmsing myself

>>214769764
she was all but outright telling him she's cutting him way before the failed spoon. he made a comment about lauren she didn't like, and that was all it took.

People shitting on Vinny for getting manipulated by Morgan while at the same time getting misted by Lauren's fake Disney princess shlick lmao.

>>214769755
Dr. Wilhelmina could have too and gotten away with it just the same. The difference is if it was Violet and Mark instead of Vince and Morgan, the rest of the internet outside of here would be calling for Mark's head on a platter and calling it emotional rape.

The failure of white people in Big Brother kind of mirrors their eradicating population in real life. Pigskins are failing everywhere

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dipshit's about an inch away from falling off that bed

>>214769867
Morgoat is white tho?

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If Vince has to leave, let it be at F3. I don't want Ava making 3rd place money when she's done less than fucking Big D. The fact that she made it this far is disgusting itself, performative rat.

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>>214769590

>>214769867
You'd think big brother watches would be red pilled on this shit. It really is a microcosm of society. But you have Vince a super fan still throwing his lot in with the cookout after seeing how it will play out time and time again. At least Lauren saw it and tried her hardest to target them pre jury.

While white people are generally smarter they are still fucking dumb on average and will be defeated by the herd mentality of shitskin hordes.

>>214769818
>failed spoon
Link?

>>214769835
Age is hitting you rapidly and you hold no value to the opposite sex

>>214769932
here:
>>214768244

>>214769936
We don't post our advice to our future selves here.

>>214769919
Threat of being cancelled, specifically casting weak men, forced 'diversity training' before they go on, suspicious amount attracted to black women

>>214769962
>n-no you
what I'd expect from a lauren seether

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>>214769885
morgan is a proud black NAACP card carrying woman

>Female twitch streamer wins Big Brother by manipulating pathetic simp all season and discarding him when no longer needed
feels like satirical headline from The Onion or something

If Morgod slits his throat at final 3, will you finally support her? Surely it's way too powerful and deserving a win if that happens

>>214769992
>92
KWAB

>>214769919
I don't even think it's on purpose or anything, it's the word "optics" alone and I'm not kidding. And I don't even think it matters at this point, I think production throws it out there just to ask about what the optics look like to the outside world & it really doesn't matter.

Production just needs to use perception or some other synonym instead but I don't think the houseguests are too keen on hearing big words read to them.

>>214769975
Non-weak men aren't watching this women's show anymore to be honest. I doubt they have an impressive pool of men to cast from

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>>214770018
This bitch looking like the Spongebob chocolate ghoul

anyone else find the timing of that taylor tweet about vince and morgan a little suspicious now?

>>214770063
my love

>>214770025
It's too obvious and wouldn't make a difference to the outcome now one way or the other. Only way it would be huge is the otherway around but Cucky lost his chance on that one.

>>214770119
i would enjoy it immensely for my own entertainment, but you're right, it doesn't really change anything.

>>214770063
its hilarious to me that ava and lauren are less than 1 year apart in age

>>214770089
Which one

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>>214767645
if you really think she was able to stay in character 24/7 for 73 days then she is the greatest actress the world has ever known

What happens if Morgo cuts Vince, is not with him outside and he ends up killing himself not long after the finale? Would it be the end of the show?

>>214770581
Would Morgan go to the funeral?

>>214770581
Yes

>>214770581
No. The show isn't going to end over one cuck.

>>214770713
kelsey is actually the cuck in the relationship

>>214769895
Fwankly no

>>214770776
Kelsey's probably taken a mile of dick and adopted some cats since the cheatmance started.

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>>214770823
that's because vince is such a pussy he couldn't break up with her in front of her face so he had to go on national television to make her want to break up with him

>>214769895
Big D didnt win a single comp. Ava the Pearl won an hoh that sent zach home and a comp that set off a chain reaction that sent rachel home

I wish I was Vince before getting on BB. I'd get a job and creampie, impregnate and marry Kelsey and still get erewhon money from my parents. I'm sure Vince wishes the same.

>>214771024
God I wish I was Vince so I could have married and impregnated Kelsey and then left my wife and kids for Lauren.

>>214771093
now that would be the kino life choice

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Vinnybros we finna make it after all...

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this lucky bastard got to see everything

>>214770025
>morgo cuts Vince
>rachel, will, lauren, vince all bitterly vote for ashley
>maybe even kelley and ava too

We need videos of Morgan's unsolicited hugging and spooning with Vince in order to protect /ourguy/ one the MeToo shit starts up like with Rylie

Morgan emotionally raped him and he's the victim.

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>>214771457
ashley blows all the money on clothes and useless shit

>>214771483
We all hate this faggot he was handed Lauren and 750k on a silver platter and he threw it away to simp for an evil hag even the best men in this world could only dream of what he threw away.

>>214771483
Keanu is /ourguy/ sister. Don’t worry all of us on lives know morgon targeted vince once she knew zach was uninterested. The truth bears little weight when it comes to the hag gestapo.

HOLY SHIT i missed it this bitch is fucking VILE. should have listened to Keanu, Vinny, now you’re about to get murdered live on Thursday.

>>214771457
Would Ashley winning be the closest thing to a meme ending at this point? I was more so hoping for a Kelley victory, but that went out the window ages ago.

>>214771678
it would be josh 2.0 but with 5000% more whining about "nucookout"

is vince on suicide watch or what?

>Rachel gets one-shotted off-screen
>Keanu gets one-shotted off-screen
Why does this keep happening to our goats?

>>214771923
Yep

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>>214771923

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GIVE THEM JENGA

>>214772060
They have jenga

Imagine Vinny snuck in a tab of LSD under his nutsack and spiked Morgan with it and her destroyed her whole game but he wound up raping her and theu bith got removed and it was Ashley vs Ava vs Rachel vs Keanu

>>214772110
They both sry I'm a phoneposter

>>214772110
Imagine if lauren squatted over your face while pooping

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>>214771953
mastermind feasts on pain

Sorry Vinny! There’s no loyalty among women, only men understand brotherhood. Should’ve stuck with Keanu!

>>214772350
His testes are miles away in Kelsey's handbag, can't really blame him for this one.

>>214772366
Of course we can, each man is his own and he chose to be this way. It’s particularly embarrassing because he’s so old and should know better by now.

reminds me of allison and nate. at least he was young and foolish

>>214771540
Vince isn't a 6'5 billionaire who looks like Jacob Elordi

bb is just a game. vince can always look forward to going home to his long time gf and getting back into the swing of things in his well paying career

>>214772707
That's just what women say as a self defense mechanism truth is it's all about proximity he already had the hardest part down they were trapped in a house together for months doing crazy shit on TV. That was probably the longest time Lauren has been around a man outside of her dad she could have been won over.

WERE BIG BROTHER THE GIRLS OF BIG BROTHER

>>214772830
top kek at your delusions

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>>214772759
>ARE YOU REALLY UNEMPLOYED
>yes
>WHY????
that stinged so hard i wish i was still plugged into /ausneets/ to share that clip with them

>>214772866
Isn't everyone on bb kind of unemployed?

>>214772835
IM THE BAYOU BADDIE AND IM HERE TO STAY WERE THE BB GIRLS AND WE COME TO SLAY

>>214771953
you watched keanu lose the hoh and then you knew he lost the veto and he got voted out and you will see that tonight

he didnt get one shotted

>>214773038
not really

>>214773076
Did Lauren say this.

>>214772830
honestly look at the 8 guys in the house:
1. Zae - gone week 1
2. Adrian - antisocial ickmaster
3. Jimmy - gay
4. Rylie - in love with Kat
5. Will - relationship
6. Keanu - relationship
7. Vince - relationship (lol)
so that basically only left zach, who probably ruined his shot with lauren the first chance he got by being all "HOLY SHIT YOURE SO FUCKING HOT WANNA SHOWMANCE????"

the right guy (and I'm not saying that's Vince) could have 100% swept Lauren off her feet

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>>214773170
>1. Zae - gone week 1
our fav totally not gae bae <3

>>214773170
Zach ruined his chance with Lauren, but not Zae

>>214773170
>>214772846
>>214772707
>>214772830
Lauren was totally starting to get into Vince before the betrayal you could see it in her body language. You have no idea how women work.

>>214773127
she did say this
https://streamable.com/rtf8hi

I haven’t watched feeds since knowing Keanu got evicted

>>214773283
I know that Lauren's a vapid slut

>>214773283
she probably thought she could fix him

>>214773283
>Lauren was totally falling in love with my self-insert but then my self-insert fucked it up by not doing what I'd do

>>214773369
I'm not self inserting to Vince. He's too tall.

>>214772866
I'd like to see his reaction to this

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>>214773207
zae would have fucked that whole house raw

Chintelli was my self-insert but it was kind of messed up how they ended up leaving. It reminds me of my own fucked up unfair life.

>>214773207
Zae needs a second chance on the show. I feel like he wouldve been genuinely hilarious. It sucks that interesting white male characters (Zae) will get booted in favor of the boring white male characters (Vinny, Tardmode) or literally any negro or female.

hi

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>>214772866
her why was so terse too lel like an intervention or something
>>214773477
>>214763748
https://streamable.com/a6cv1o
at 40:00

>>214773579
>Vince
>Boring
Damn near every storyline from start to finish had him as a central figure

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>>214773283
borenfags are so embarrassing

>>214773628
oh its this link https://streamable.com/13si7c

>>214773637
>central figure = entertaining
The amount of screentime someone gets has nothing to do with how entertaining they are as a person. Zach was consistently top 3 in DR quantity despite being boring as fuck. Vinny is fucking one-dimensional, predictable and does the same thing every time. Vinny is boring.

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>>214773647
It's more relatable than Keanu.... /tv/brothers, he's our lad....

Ava finito or what

that failed spooning might be the biggest KWAB I've seen on feeds in a long time

>>214773791
It would have been if she didn't rub him like her clit in heat all the fucking time until she realized she's locked in to win.

>>214773679
Wrong.

>>214769167
yeah, are you really surprised she liked his vaguely hippy look?

>>214773767
its all about that all girls sleepover tonight, if it even happens
>>214773791
lil bro went for the boob grab from the getgo

tonight's episode.... keanu getting take out back and shot....

>We're the girls, the girls of Big Brother
>My name is Vinny and I'm here to say, I've got a leaky hole and it ain't my boy pussay! *bursts into tears*

>>214773325
i havnt watched since keanu dropped his sword in the hoh during vince. i think it was still mid air when i turned it off in disgust

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>>214773579
zae was too mascline, too beefcake, too young dumb and full of pent up male cum. to get ahead in modern DEI big brother as a straight male requires a femine and sensitive side, the ability to soothly speak with women and minorities and submit to them. that's vince. you may not get the first prize, but you will get the consolation of the 2nd or 3rd prize earnings. but if you're some dude bro like zach, zae, or rylie, fucking forget about it

>>214773889
I disagree

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>top 4 seasons

>>214773889
nah he just got the crazy eyes treatment
they put a bulked up dude who looked like a potential compbeast up week 1 and everyone said "well fuck it lets get him out now while we can"

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>>214773889

>>214773955
god britbrit is perfect

>>214773955
They have better taste than any HG this season

>>214773983
Rylie is a very lucky man

>>214773955
>bogged bass having good taste in /bb/
based?

>>214774009
He'll probably start doing it for her. Aggressively.

>>214773955
>16
>24

no wonder his sorry movies suck

Quinn said he wants to be in a James Gunn movie now

Lauren didn't want a showmance you stupid fucks

>>214774137
Says every modern BBWhore.

>>214773955
titties sittin RIGHT

>>214774137
production should gotten a 6'4 guy, that's on grodner for not accommodating the showmance bait

>>214774137
no shit sherlock
she was called "boren" for a reason kek

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>>214773582

I don't understand why the fandom (women) care so much about unemployment. Like a guy should be shamed and deemed useless because he doesn't spend 8 hours a day doing menial labor. Work culture is so depressing, imagine hinging your love on a partner based on that

>>214774226
A man should provide yes

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>>214773955
>>214774212
watching lauren watching bigbrother 2 for the first time <3 she mentioned only watching will's allstars season

>>214774226
this season really exposed all the neetphobic bigoted cunts

>>214774252
she should watch it with us

>>214774240
So you see romantic relationships as transactional

>>214774263
this season really exposed women as leeches that value men only for their wallets

why sneeds are down

>>214774273
A real man doesn't fail at the basest level of providing for his own

>>214774226
NEETS should be shamed and bullied until they kill themselves

Lauren was never the showmance-bait.
Rylie and Kat was the actual showmance
I remember how they didn't show their first kiss on live feeds but showcased on bbunlocked.
I remember how Kat used to be hesitant about the showmance in DRs.
I remember how Kat talked with Rylie for an hour and thanked him for campaigning to Mickey to not to put her on the block.
It was cut short because how assertive and handsy Rylie used to get.
If the twitter hadn't cried wolf, production would've encouraged more.

The jury house segment will just be Will complaining about being in a house with Kelley and Lauren again

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>>214774226
that's on vinny, everyone lies. last year, joseph "working" at movie rental shop and tucker "working" for some protein shake sales whatever.

>>214774298
veto ceremony

>>214774311
Lauren was showmance bait but refused when she realized it would be better for her persona to appear unattached.

>>214774322
based WONT be dealing with these two-timing whores

>>214774304
Staying in shape, being comforting, spending time together, acts of love, chemistry - all useless if a man doesn't waste time moving boxes or sitting at a cubicle for half the day

Who's the hands down ugliest (white person) in BB history? Want to know my chances for next season.

https://bsky.app/profile/xtrathots.bsky.social/post/3lzly5f6n3c2u

morgan and ashley poking and feeling vince's ass

>>214774366
There's some deeper rot going on if he can't look after his people at a very basic level that like 90% of the country has no problem doing.

>>214774342
i thought they do that live on thursday. theres no need to vote whoever isnt on morgans block is the sole vote to evict

>>214774370
probably ott krispy

>>214774370
Grow a mustache or pick up a heavy southern accent and you're in

>>214774370
Nicole A and ScOTT

>>214774395
That's a good little wage slave, your brain is rotted and worth as a human is useless if you aren't work work working

>>214774370
bb20 rockstar

>>214774396
ah you might be right. i figured they do the veto ceremony today and then have live vote tomorrow.

>>214774370
Quinn and Cory are up there. Are you a frail little manlet?

>>214774441
yes

>>214774429
What do you think your ancestors did?

>>214774470
Self sufficient farmers

>>214774515
LOL

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>>214774370
if you're gonna be "the ugly one", just lean into it
the most important part of getting cast is curating an easy-to-sell persona to the audience and have it resonate with casting
look at like scottie from bb20, little virgin weirdo but he crafted the right archetype that grodner was looking for

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>>214774376
404 not found

>>214774470
this points kinda mute when almost all of america's elite are born into wealth and have pretend jobs

>>214774560
*moot

>>214774560
Just like Vinny lol but any cubicle job is a pretend job anon there's no excuse for social stagnancy in the information era.

>>214773076
>>214773288
based boomer "my name is x and I'm here to say"-irlposter

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>>214774137
she said she was hanging out heavily with zach in the first week but they both started distancing because rachel and ashley was painting a target on them.

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>>214774803
in the same conversation, she said she stopped giving a fuck about the perception during the week zach was on the block and started hardcore flirting with him like asking him to give her piggy back rides

>>214774334
Joseph did work at a video store though. I live pretty close to it and was gonna stop in but realized I wouldn’t have anything to say to him

>>214774870
apparently he only volunteered and didn't get paid for it

>>214774870
could tell him you watched him on live feeds. call him star of the show.

Is the eviction happening tonight or live tomorrow?

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If I regularly received NEETBUX to shop at fancy groceries, I'd also be a proponent of NEETLIFE like Vinny.

>>214774991
yes
two eviction, today and tomorrow

The unemployed shit depends on what type of woman you're into. Rise & grind females like Morgan are essentially unemployed as well but think it's a weakness in a man if he isn't working 6 days, 60 hours a week. You also need a stock portfolio & she needs access to it.

Like for real, no shit, go get a woke girl because they'll understand more than the others. Easier to bag a Kelsey & 100% lower maintenance.

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>ZACH HAD A POWER

>>214774838
GIWTWM

Reminder that if a woman isn't actively having sex with you, she's just being nice

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>>214774376
VINNY IS OWED PITY SEX

>>214774892
Yeah he plays poker for money, he just didn't want to admit it to America. Most likely doesn't pay taxes on his profits.

Ashley would be the most satisfying winner for this season, because she played a flawless game without needing comps in an era where production is trying to make the game almost entirely comp based. Don’t argue cause i’m right.

Having a job is the most cucked thing you can do if you're not the boss.

>>214775303
Kill yourself Taran.

>>214775303
she is Big D of the season who was robbed and should have won

>>214775303
name one person she got out of the house and one person she saved to help her own game

oh thats right she helped keanu get her ally will out because he was OTB next to her

what a genius

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Morgan will win the 750k and hire vincenzo-kun as her dog walker man servant

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>>214775303
ashley for final 2 shopping spree win

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copping a feel with vince

>>214775303
at this point, out of the final 4, she's the worst player kek
somehow the chick that sleeps 16 hours a day is better

>>214775908
me in the front

>>214775303
This if and only if we get to see Keanu slap the shit out of her right afterwards. And then give one to Rachel for good measure

>>214775434
They might hang out a few times but then Vinnie is gonna ruin it by being a lazy neet mooch that's more feminine than her. They might fuck once or twice but that's probably about it.

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>>214775908
you miss all the shots you dont take. With girls sleepover potential, that was his last night to try something.

>>214775908
>immediate "no it'll be too hot"
what did morgo mean by this?

>>214775254
Zach could've smashed Morgan if he won a HOH comp within the first week or two if he really wanted to. It's clear as day to anyone with eyes she's not sexually attracted to Vinnie at all.

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why is the laurenseether having such a big melty today?

>>214776094
It's over, any time an excuse that isn't sexual or anything is used to get you to stop, just walk away.

>>214776174
She's a fat femcel on her period.

>>214776174
Is this her Zach impression?

I would date Laurenseether and I'd feed her chocolate and hold her close when she's on her period

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Episode tonight I hope there's a jury segment

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i really hope vince cuts ashley

When is the next elimination?

>>214776428
Same. It's time for POC Rachel to go

>>214776722
tummy

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OMG DID YOU KNOW ASHLEY IS A LAWYER

Is the episode tonight at 8pm? Should I make mac n cheese with spinach, garlic and onion?

WBRB SCREENS. MORGAN GOT EVAC'D FORM THE HOUSE WTF

>>214776894
For people that obsessively shit talk "casuals" they sure are fascinated with a "fun fact" that everyone found out about on day 1 of the season.

OH LAWDIE LAWD THESE NOOBIES AND YPIPO IN THE HOUSE ARE GONNA BE SO FLABBERGHASTED TO FIND OUT ASH-DAWG IS A BAR-CERTIFIED QUEEN THAT YASS SLAYS, NO CAP! IMMA SPIT OUT MY WATERMELON JUICE WHEN THEY FINE OUT

>>214776923
Vince was kicking for groping Morgan last night

>they still don't know the veto is live on thursday

SURVIVOR AND BB TONIGHT

LET'S GO

did we ever get Keanu's exit press?

>>214777000
>female
>poc
>lawyer
can’t wait to watch everyone’s heads literally explode, they’ll be finding pieces of skull and brain matter in the studio for years to come

>10 pm episode
nigga i'm 30 years old and i got work in the morning. fuck you grod

>>214777129
Nah nobody gaf about him

>i was only PRETENDING to be retarded for 3 months

>>214777129
probably after his eviction episode airs

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>>214777129
big dummy

>>214776612
>>214776642
>>214776659
>>214776722
the only reason to go back to this thread

All 16 other houseguests: "I want Ashley as my lawyer!"

I don’t even think I want to watch the episode tonight. It’s just going to be a corny way for Keanu to leave

>>214777420
the angel is reaching out to me

>>214777420
Did Lauren and Kat actually like each other? They seem like they’d have nothing in common. In fact almost all of the women in the house came off as clashing personalities

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>there are boomer showfags right now who think keanu is still in the house

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>>214777086
>Act One of a Horror Film
what the hell is jeff cooking

>>214777468
Lauren was pretty much the only female Kat interacted with and they had DRs about each other. But female friendship is a mystery. I hear all females despise each other.

>>214777492
i guarantee you it's something like
>everyone's so happy and crazy right now to be playing survivor, but I know it's like act 1 of a horror film and soon bodies will be dropping

Reminder that Lauren would have fucked my self insert, NOT Zach.

>>214777482
I texted my mom when he was officially gone on the feeds and she was so confused and fucking pissed. She despises Ashley so much and doesn’t want her to win

>>214777543
she’s not like that

>>214777468
I thought Ava and Kelley would hit it off because they’re both weird but Ava seemed to hate her out of the gate.

My wife asked me to go to Target to get cough medicine for our sick daughter and there were so many fucking hot cheerful zoometes walking around checking me out that looked just as good as Lauren. I think I'm going to leave my wife and kids for a Lauren clone since I'll never get the real thing.

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>>214777566
I wish my mom still watched big brother, she's the one that got me into it by watching season 1 but sometime in the 20s she got bored of it and now only watches survivor and real housewives :(
my brother used to watch it too but now everything he watches is on his own time. I'll be like "yo this past season of survivor was great, this chick mary-sue was so crazy" and he'll flip his shit that I just spoiled the season for him, scream at me for hours, possibly cheapshot me in the back of the head with a punch and then refuse to talk to me for a month because I "ruined it"
/bb/ are my only frends now

We have any Amazing Race watchers in here? You gonna watch the new season?

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Vince should've been cast on Cheating Island

>>214777651
Your brother sounds awesome

>>214777710
he mentioned something about mr. milkshake in a group text so I think he finally watched at least some of severance

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>>214777697

Laurenfags dont have goid lives LOL

>>214776400
Sorry
You need to watch BB unlocked for that

>>214777441
getting voted out with no live audience instead of a live audience? outrageous

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>>214777697
>his final opponent for the prize

This season feel like more of a slog than usual to anyone else?

>>214777858
Luchasaurus turned face and is back with Jungle Boy again!
>>214777930
honestly rachel leaving killed the season, it became the "morgan acts like a cunty girlfriends towards vince" show

>>214777930
was fine up until double. losing lauren kelley and keanu within a week of each other killed feeds. but thats the nature of feeds when it gets towards the end

>>214777857
I’m talking about the mastermind shit with the puppets. The edit will be cringe

>>214777858
we love luchasaurus

>>214777951
Jungle Boy sucked the pneumonia out of him in canon as well.

>>214777989
it was the week of the double, just Morgan talking circles around the same "we need to get rid of Lauren" points and wearing Vinny down
I do like the newish schedule where the prejury is drawn out and then everything gets rushed at this point in the game. Really hope that format sticks around for future seasons

>>214777989
yeah those were the worst three possible to lose for my personal interest in the feeds.

>>214778087
>I do like the newish schedule where the prejury is drawn out and then everything gets rushed at this point in the game. Really hope that format sticks around for future seasons
i enjoyed it too and hope they keep it as well. i do think block buster needs to stop at jury though. let the jury folks play and backstab with back doors

>>214777645
uh based much?

>The past houseguests Vinny wants to meet the most are Paul, Cody, Josh, Quinn and Cedric
yikes

>>214778172
in line with how vinny operates desu

>>214778152
I wouldn't mind a "push the button" type of twist where first week of jury houseguests can vote to end blockbuster or extend it by one week

>>214778172
which cody? the right-wing nutjob or the guy who needed derrick to pregame for him?

Ava telling Vince that if he keeps her this round and then she gets evicted in third place she can vouch for him to jury, get Will, Lauren and Kelley to vote for him over Morgan

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ava pitching to vince on the couches
ashley and morgan looking at the camera watching them

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>>214778172
>the bb 27 bitch boy wants to meet the bb 26 bitch boy
makes sense

>>214777930
>less then 5 days left
>more of a slog than usual
anon any other season we would be lucky to still have constant threads this late in the game
the cheatmance has kept things spicy + the accelerated endgame have helped us