Cathy darling, the Chilean sea bass is ready!
>>214766254Just a minute mom, I'm playing with a dozen pretty big bipedal lizards, as any schoolgirl instinctively would do.
>>214766254>¡Si, señora! ¡Si, si! Alejandro cocono el Pascal con chile. ¡MwaHahaHAHAhaaa!
>>214766254But I don't want fish, I want chicken nuggets
At what age did you guys learn that Sea Bass isn't a specific type of fish?
>>214766516Lizards? But darling those have feathers!
>>214766698Around ten. My dad and grandad always made me work on their fishing boats. You learn a lot of zoology trolling nets.
>>214766698shut it down
>>214766516Kids are retarded and inquisitive, any kid would get really excited about some big lizards. It's only really spiders and snakes we're all coded to panic about. Lizards are cute to most people, even little girls.
>>214766254it's chili with seabass, dumbaas
>I want a coke, fries WITHOUT salt and a coke
>>214767580Tiny scaled fingers types this post
>>214766254>nice hat
>>214768338are you deaf? "chilean" sounds nothing like "chili with"
>>214768852Chili AND
>>214766698wtfmy whole life to this moment has been a lie
>Thanks mom, but this nice dinosaur gave me candy.
>>214766254Why is she wearing all that fake gold?I thought they were supposed to be billionaires
>>214766254By the way, the Compies ate the boat crew causing it to crash into the dock in San Diego.
>>214766698bait
>>214769212literal fish bait, toospared no expense
Chili and sea bass are fucking ass. I watched this movie and they made it sound so fancy and stuff so I went to make some for me and my girlfriends date night and she fucking called me a retard and left to go get chickfila and call her mom while I sat there and ate it. It was alright I guess but I wouldn’t pay for it at a fancy restaurant or anything.
>>214769335dump her ass, she wouldnt know kino food if it bit her in the ass
>>214769412Yeah it really pissed me off i spent hours on the chili and she kept getting frustrated telling me I’m doing it wrong and that’s not what it means, like bitch I think I can read the hamburger helper instructions
>>214766254Chili and sea bass go so well together.
>>214768338https://voca.ro/11a5zPCLZ4jk
>>214768791Kek
This movie had such good looking food. I ran out and got some delicious pie and excitedly added a large helping of yummy Barbasol to it. Good enough for my boy Nedry, good enough for me! I got the extra rich and creamy can. Spared no expense.
>>214769773>I thought it was a can of whipped cream
>>214769335>called me a retard and left to go get chickfilaThis did not happen
>>214769773You should try the menthol one next, it was Nedry's favorite.
>>214766254>Hey Jophery, dead lift that 1,000lb gate!
>>214769870>>214769773Why did he put shaving cream on his pizza? Was he stupid?
>>214769903He lived so long because he was kicking the raptor with his insanely strong legs.
