Is it better or worse than Dominion?
>>214773559haven't seen either
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>>214773605You aren't missing much. Fallen Kingdom was better than both.
Haven't watched Dominion but this was pretty bad.Surprised to hear it did well in the theaters though. Seriously, with all the complaining about AI, would niggas even realize the difference if this was the kind of slop we eat anyways?
>>214773559The raptors job to the new flying carnivore dinos who take their job as the hyper intelligent stalker serial killers It borrowed the river raft t rex chase scene from the 1st book and the underground tunnels from the second book.
Visually it looks much better than dominion. (Due to Gareth Edward’s) but I couldn’t tell you any characters name or anything significant that really happens At least I can remember Owen Grady over anyone in this
>>214773559I think I enjoined dominion more. Actually now that think about it, I absolutely did. This one spent way too much time on that super annoying and unlikable Mexican family. The Orlando bloom clone guy bascislly did nothing really bad but the movie keeps trying to make him seem le evil. I’m pretty sure he never even pushed that Mexican girl. She just fell and so did he, and he didn’t help her but then again the boat was under attack by dinosaurs so who cares. Also when he leaves them in the jeep, they literally locked him outside of the 7/11 with the Dinos.
Worse, incredibly
>>214773666>Fallen KingdomUtter slop and garbage. The worst of a bad bunch.Dominion is very bad, and Stillbirth is utterly pathetic. But they at least have some redeeming qualities. Fallen Kingdom is shark jumping slop from start to finish. No good scenes, and the series has been terrible ever since.
>>214773559>Is it better or worse than Dominion?On balance worse. But in its favor, it's not a long movie, while Dominion is a bloated mess. But Rebirth has such awful characters and such blatant stupidity that it still fails short.
>>2147735591 > 4 > 2 > Rebirth Here > 6 > 3 > 5
>>214773559It's a lot better, but you can really tell they're running out of ideas with this franchise.
>>214773559Worse somehow. Don't even bother watching this.>>214773713I think this was the worst scene of the entire series.
>>214774998what was bad about fallen kingdom? it was way better than jurassic world.
>>2147754890/10
>>214773713>>214773559Soulless movie
>>214773559I guess better since at least it was more focused on the dinos dominion was some faggy not mission impossible James Bond wannabe with a bloated cast
>>214773559Dear god both are giant pieces of shit for different reasons.
>>214773559The human cast brings this down compared to Dominion. ScarJo especially is just awful in this.
>>214773559Way better.
>>214773559Different, better than expected to be honest
>>214775489Lol no. JW was at least fun and entertaining. Fallen Kingdom was a retarded haunted house movie with sub M.Night tier twist. Nothing about it fit the franchise. It is soulless dreck.Drab and ugly to look at to boot.
>>214773559it's hard to rank the JW flicks, they're all are utter trash
>>214775743>The human cast brings this down compared to Dominion.Basically. I wouldn't have minded if the entire cast of Rebirth had all died on that island. The whole movie basically implodes on the charisma vacuum that is its main characters.
>>214773559Better
>>214775459>I think this was the worst scene of the entire seriesI'd almost agree, but the Snickers wrapper scene is worse.
>>214776836Fuck I had almost forgotten about that scene.It was by far the dumbest scene in the entire movie for so many reasons.
>>214773713I'm not even bothering with all the obviously retarded stuff here, but are the 2 dinos sneaking on the dude raptors? If so why is the right one running away? In the JP movie a raptor charged the fucking T-Rex at the end, this winged thing is hardly bigger than them.
>>214777142Because the raptors are jobbers now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLRgFxVK34
>>214773713Lol, so bad. CGI-BRO Gareth Edwards likes to foster this reputation that however weak his films are, he's at least good at the visuals. And he thinks he doesn't need animatronics.This might as well be a rear projection screen with the actor standing in front.
>>214774405Worst characters of any Jurassic movie.The heroes were planning on taking the Pharma-bro payday but then betraying their capitalist benefactor in the belief that the open-source community would just take that dinosaur DNA and push through all the regulatory hurdles of creating a drug everyone would get for free. Profoundly dumb.
>>214773559I haven't seen it but could it possibly be worse than Dominion?
>>214774998Moronic take with no appreciation for cinematography.
>>214778390Fallen kingdom is fucking garbage and the cgi lava cgi house cgi dinosaurs looked like fucking garbage.
>>214773559i liked Dominion a lot better but it's still not that great all things considered. not a single likable character in Rebirth including the dinosaurs.
>>214778443Best atmosphere of any of the newer movies with some genuinely beautiful camera sweeps. It's not perfect, but I'm not autistic enough to bother arguing with a retard any longer.
Dominion was at least somewhat memorable.Rebirth felt like it was written by AI with how much it just CTRL+C'd scenes from the first movie.>>2147754243 is great, you swamp creature.Also imagine how big they'd be if she never got reduction surgery.
>>214773666Fallen Kingdom was garbage. It had nearly half a billion dollar budget, making it in the top 3 most expensive films ever produced. Where did that money go? Nobody fucking knows.Most of the movie takes place in some old guys basement.
>>214776587Sounds exactly like the books. Unlike the cgi park ride trash that was JW
>>214778639>>214778668>>214778698>>214778721>>214778763Every one of these scenes is retarded
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>>214779080>>214779102If nothing else I'm grateful to you for posting these webms and therefore sparing me the time/energy to watch the awful thing
>>214779239Here anon have the dumbest thing in the movie. The island lab was lost because of a snickers wrapper.
>>214779239That’s pretty much all that movie has to offer. 1 minute of action. The rest of the 3 hours is nothing but talking garbage.
>>214778653>Where did that money go?>Nobody fucking knows.The slop cinematography? Murky soft focus heavily processed over tinted after effects garbage.
>>214777264>he's at least good at the visualsHe is. The indians he's forced to work with nowadays sadly aren't.
>>214779464and really ass disjointed yapping. scarjo is an uncaring hardass and then a sappy idealist 5 mins apart
>>214779431There's a scene in the Lost World novel where the insufferable scientist character (there's always one in a Crichton novel) drops a Snickers wrapper from his observation perch and that's how the raptors find the humans later. I imagine the suits thought it would be super DEEP and CLEVER to emulate that somehow in this movie without pausing to think how retarded it is. But then again, suits are not human
>>214779431So the entire containment security system is entirely reliant on whatever mechanism makes that door open and close? Why does a door even need an air intake vent anyway?
>>214779542Even then I might be compelled to watch it if Scarjo was in her prime. But she looks rough in pretty much every clip and still from the movie I've seen
>>214773559Better, I suppose. Neither are good though.
>>214779773Here's the only bit of Scarjo you need to see.
>>214773559Anything is better than Dominion. Dominion is on the level of bad that Alien Earth and The Rise of Skywalker are at. Genuine dogshit.
>>214779773she's badly butterfaced now
>>214773559Better than Dominion but that's a very low bar. At least it's more about the dinosaurs again, vs the >plot is about the locusts, and the dinos are excuses for action scenes to happen But Rebirth suffers from being slow paced and how you can kind of feel the reduced budget, with how each dino only really has one scene or one set piece to itself. So it's only slightly better.
>>214779541Am I supposed to be impressed with that messy hide everything with shadows, fog and rain clip?Dude has fucking ILM to work with and you're blaming his failings on India. If he wasn't so busy telling ILM how to do their job, maybe he could at least get the basics right with characters and storytelling, and not making it seem like the only reason the plot moves forward is because everyone in his movies is retarded.
>>214779541Looks like a PS3 game
>>214780012It also stopped the awful habit of the previous Jurassic World movies making the velociraptors and T-Rex into Marvel heroes that protect the good guys and only eat the bad guys or fight the villain dinosaur. Rebirth would have been a legitimately good movie with a larger cast of generic mercenaries to kill off like in The Lost World. As it is, it suffers from the same lack of kills as Alien Romulus.
>>214780128Yes Godzilla was pure audio-visual ludokino.
>>214779431Who wrote this shit?
>>214780318The guy that gets eaten here.
>>214780205>lack of kills as Alien Romuluswut? In that movie everyone dies other than Spaeny
>>214773559As lazy and overstuffed as Dominion is, I’d actually take it over this. How depressing
>>214780359Yeah. All three other characters in that whole movie.
>>214779080>>214779102It dramatically changing size between these pisses me off no end. Shoddy filmmaking
>>214775489The ending was a heap of luddite garbage and it pissed me off. Fallen Kingdom sucked so fucking hard I can scarcely believe it.>Should we kill all the laboratory grown dinosaurs?>Nah man then the little girl here who was made the same way might feel bad if we did that>You're right lets release them and cause irrevocable damage to every ecosystem on the planet>I'm sure the innocent people who will invariably die and the species of wildlife that will go extinct will totally understandFuck those people they should've been burned at the stake in the next movie.
>>214780461Gareth Edwards is the master of scale.
>>214780292This was a genuine treat to see in theaters.>idle chatter in the room goes silent on that big stomp>everyone's groan when they cut away from the fight>hearing the excitement at the atomic breath they kept out of the trailers
>>214773713Unironically cool scene, makes you wonder if you would run or freeze up in his situation especially if you wanna finish your wee>>214773559Better. Feels like an actual JP movie with the horror elements. The beach ambush scene was brilliant and I liked the aliens tie in with the scumbag corporate guy. Kind of dumb how the mercs didnt bother to bring a couple of ARs with them which would have solved most their problems but then again if guns existed in the JP universe the movies wouldn't happen
>>214778530What did you like? The cringe dino market and chase scene ? The sassy black girl boss pilot? The shitty supervillain base ending? They create a world where dinosaurs are loose in the wild and then dont interact with it at all for the entire movie
>>214780292>Yes Godzilla was pure audio-visual ludokinoIt was utterly pwned and ruthlessly mogged by the most recent low budget Japanese version. And the TriStar film.Even Legendary's King of the Monsters has better visuals without being a cocktease about it.
>>214778985This is pure kino >>214778721 wtf are you talking about. You know something is gonna happen and then you're like oh shit. Great tension building. Show me a comparable scene in the previous 2 or 3
>>214779472she was so hot
>>214780916>You know something is gonna happen>Great tension building
>>214781132Yes most of the people that go in the haunted house are gonna die but you dont know when or how stop being a contrarian faggotSomething that looks like part of the landscape suddenly coming to life is very reptilian and hasn't been done before in any JP movie iirc
>>214781397>you dont know when or how stopFrom that webm with the dino it was incredibly obvious when and how it would happen (unless it's the first movie you've ever seen or you're slow upstairs)
>>214773713JP 3 was better than this
>>214773559>Is it better or worse than Dominion?How many more Jurassic Movies can they make before people start realizing the overarching plot is going nowhere...?I realized this since 'the Lost World'......but honesty is there any real reason to keep making these movies, if it just going to be 'make work' projects for bored A-listers trying to stay relevant in a dying Hollywood industry?
>>214781619>JP 3 was better than thisAnd as much as people complained about Tea, it actually has likeable characters.
>>214774405>defending the spineless corpo rat I was really hoping during the scene where he found the gun that he'd knock it down and have it misfire wwz style and just drop him then and there
>>214773559much better, nothing could be worse than that snoozefest.
>>214780477Don't worry annon the dinosaurs were a perfect match with the eco system and got a long well with everyone!
