>>214774228
I see they cut the funding for the shill threads as you barely get any replies anymore.

Congrats you killed another franchise

>>214774228
great acting there sis

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>214774228
>>214774257
>>214774262

It's so over

>>214774262
what a bunch of cutie patooties

>>214774257
Why doesn't his island have any defenses?

>>214774257
He was too based and had too much autistic power for the femdom fantasy dogshit show

>>214774276
They get in the way of the plot.

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This episode... Oh my God, this episode!
So amazing! Loved every moment of it! And that final scene? Chills!

>>214774299
kek

Will /a•e/ level up to permanent thread status?
I don't want to lose my frens.

>>214774228
>>214774257
>FUCK
>FUUUUUCK
>FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK
>SHIT THE FUCKING FUCK
>FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>214774228
>Siberian screaming

Mr Eko is paid per post, he also bakes every thread with a proxy. Shill posters have trips so they can prove their posts easily to their employers. This happens with every gaslight general on this board, last of us, Andor, fishtank.

>>214774325
Nah we've got maybe a week left see you guys in a year or two if it gets renewed

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>mfw dey hea

>>214774325
Alien threads have always been fairly popular, I'd say the Alien Earth crowd could fold into an Alien General soon enough.

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>>214774357
This is 4chan, shill posters are just posters.

>>214774228
Raised by wolves was the Alien show we wanted by HBO niggers stopped it

>>214774375
;_;

>>214774377
so what was the point of the plant?

>>214774325
Nah, it will be dead in 2 days. There is always an Alien thread up tho, /tv/ loves Alien.

Frens help me I'm confused ;_;

Reddit absolutely hates the show, does that mean I like it? Pls let me know what I think

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Mr. Strawberry says piracy is theft.

>>214774411
point?

>>214774431
It's fun if you watch it as a comedy. It's fargo with robots.

>>214774403
but*

>>214774411
To get people to watch the entire series waiting for the plant to do something

>>214774445
I would absolutely get that android pregnant.

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>>214774431
r3ddit loves it which confirms it's shit

>>214774477
But anon, she's like 9 years old

>>214774357
newfag retard

>>214774504
>But anon, she's like 9 years old
then change my name to muhammad because i'm going in

>Cameron doing whatever he wants with the xeno lore and biology and shitting on Ridley's movie is... LE GOOD!
>Hawley doing whatever he wants with the xeno lore and biology and shitting on Ridley and Cameron's movies is... LE BAD!

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I WANT MY FUCKING APOLOGY, RIGHT NOW!

>>214774531
correct

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I felt personally attacked.

>>214774485
She's a 'Tony Soprano' or 'Walter White' type character. Normies always love them if they look like the normies, they always hate them if they look different.

>>214774531
>Hawley doing whatever he wants with the xeno lore and biology
he didn't do ANYTHING with it that's the problem

>>214774533
>wendy gets punched in the mouth so hard that she loses her alien voice
I could see that happening for one episode until she figures out how to talk through other machines

>>214774554
Go. Back. Zoomer. Retard

>>214774531
Hawley didn't do anything with xeno biology. He made his own aliens and pushed the xeno to the sidelines, and then proceeded to do nothing with them either

>>214774531
Holy fuck I hate disingenuous troll tv posters

>>214774228
Been meaning to give this a chance at some point but wtf, she looks like a younger Lawrence Fishburn in a silly wig. Is she in this a lot?

>>214774485
>>214774431
Out of curiosity I checked on leddit, and surprisingly not even them ate up this shitshow

The alien suit looks dreadful, just a dude in all fours with a long head.

Kinda sad they made curly retarded

>>214774262
what's their maternal leave policy?

Very teaser type of season but I liked it

>>214774605
>>214774557
He made it docile and also now the grown ups look after the little xeno pups

>>214774640
>Been meaning to give this a chance at some point but wtf, she looks like a younger Lawrence Fishburn in a silly wig. Is she in this a lot?
not really. . she's in like half of the episodes and you see her face for less than 5 minutes each time. she's like the lieutenant commander of the redshirt soldiers who run around and die.

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>>214774228
>Having retarted kids as cyborgs who live forever was the dumbest idea in human world history

Syns get to age like David did dye his hair because it got grey in Prometheus

It makes no sense to use retarted kids instead of grown men with combat history
Or even normal or smart kids would have been a better choice than retards

>Why the fuck did he use retards anyway?

>It fucked up the show. These kids are not funmy and going this route was a awfull stupid idea
They should have stayed in the thriller/horror genre fibe and not try to add comedy into it

>Why do they always fuck shit up while it's so easy to make something great?

>>214774640
No, she got like 8 minutes of screentime throughout the entire show.

>>214774660
That's every Alien where they use a guy in a suit, the problem isn't that. It's that they are lighting it in soft and harsh lights as well as broad daylight instead of using shadows and dark. You should see flashes of the Alien at best.

>>214774708
>Having retarted kids as cyborgs who live forever was the dumbest idea in human world history
wasnt this the exact plot of Lawnmower Man

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ICE AGE IS ONLY AVAILABLE ON DISNEY PLUS, HULU, APPLE TV, AMAZON PRIME VIDEO, YOUTUBE, GOOGLE PLAY MOVIES AND FANDANGO AT HOME AND YOU DON'T HAVE A SUBSRIPTION FOR NONE OF THOSE? NOT A SINGLE ONE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CABLE!?! PUT THAT CABLE AWAY WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!

>>214774736
jobe was an adult and he wasnt a cyborg

>>214774761
Lel

>>214774702
>>214774720
Oh, good. Thanks. Think I'll go through a couple episodes over the weekend then.

>>214774531
Well Cameron made a good movie while Hawley made a retarded dogshit series

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This was such a nothing burger. Bravo Hawley you absolute hack you started things that could've been interesting and did jack with it.
>eye was in the cuckcage for most of its run only aside a small period in the Maginot episode
>all that talk Boy had about getting it someone so it could talk? Fuck you Hermit plot armor to the rescue again
>plant wannabe waved its flower in people's faces like that was going to be doing something interesting
>nope, just chomps someone and that's it
>fly was teased to hell and back
>finally comes its titled episode
>pukes on and kills a synth, done
>that quote from the Maginot traitor about a fly laying eggs on his wife's eyes? unrelated the fly doesn't hurt people lmao ecks dee
>ticks are just ticks that drink more blood and its younglings fart instant death
>all of those younglings it popped on the Maginot which likely would've led to an infestation in Prodigytown? meh who remembers
>xenos essentially only kill NPCS or off screen(usually both)
>only technically got a main character kill by the rape of No Sperm
>LOOK ATOM IS PREPARING TO FIGHT
>never mind, Marcy Sue just shuts him off because of fucking course
>can't be sending challenged to that bitch because that'd be too fun to watch
This was such a massive disappointment I hope it doesn't get a second season.
>>214774375
>a week
I give it a day or two tops

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>>214774770
>jobe was an adult and he wasnt a cyborg

>putting a retard mind into a godlike machine
the general idea is the same

>>214774761
Very kissable lips.

>>214774377
dees wypipo androids be wack cuh

>>214774818
nah he became smart with virtual reality. he went psycho when the company dude switched the drugs

>>214774805
Still more eventful than the boys season 4

>strange brew...
>make me go pee-poo...

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>>214773565
>>214773753
Thank you for your detailed responses. This all sounds very, very smart and I will not be watching. Thank you.

>The future is always brown, depressing, and full of girl bosses and ethnic minorities
>The past is always white, bright, clean safe, with homogenous culture

Why?

>>214774761
AT LEAST ICE AGE IS HONEST

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>>214774660
>>214774812
Hawley had only 250 million, plz understand

>>214774895
We gave them a chance after all this whining about being oppressed and this was the best they could do
Now it's being taken back

>>214774445
>snash-cut to her cumming from rape

>>214774913
>Hawley had only 250 million, plz understand
I think they put 200 million into set design. The sets are really really good. That's about the only good thing I have to say.

>>214774913
Even in this Cameron was smart enough to low light wtih only the red from the emergency lights and Hicks' flashlight. He also hired Gymnasts Acrobats a nd dancers to put in the suits to give them smooth clean movements and this shot was flipped upside down to show them on the ceiling

>>214774553
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? I'd get the "you're not a boy, you're a man" part if she was explicitly calling into question his unwillingness to take responsibility for his actions, but that doesn't seem to be the case. As far as I can tell she's simply belittling him by making him out to be nothing more than a hateful weak man and directly compares him to his shitty father. But none of that has anything to do with the "You're not a boy" word salad that preludes it. If anything it'd make far more sense to compare him to Peter Pan since he's clearly unwilling to grow up, but it's like they realized that was too obvious so they tried to flip the words around to sound smart without really knowing what the message was supposed to be.

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>>214774996
The difference between a good director and a hack

>>214775011
Seems exactly like something an ai would write

>>214775041
>Seems exactly like something an ai would write
actually you know what. The entire show feels like it's written by ai.

Haven't seen the episode yet, did they give a good and insightful explanation on how can Wendy control aliens?

>>214774325
generals are shit

>>214775092
>Haven't seen the episode yet, did they give a good and insightful explanation on how can Wendy control aliens?
She can only control xenos. She does it by making autistic ree type noises at a very low frequency that humans cant hear or something.

>>214775092
Yes most of the episode is dedicated to that you'll be very satisfied

>>214775033
Even though Aliens was way less about horror and more about action, turned the aliens into basic bugs, the atmosphere was still oppressive.

>>214774805
>I hope it doesn't get a second season.
It almost certainly will.
Notice how they only killed off one single main character throughout the entire show, and he's now possessed by the eye.
They kept everyone alive so they all could return in S2. If some of them don't want to they'll just use the other characters.

>>214775122
Eh, a regular person can tamper with sounds outside of what humans can grasp, surely a genius from the future would catch on that quickly, why can only Wendy do it?

>>214775151
Because she alone has the power to control anything electronic.
Now, no further questions!

I'm so mad.
Watching the trailers I thought it would have been about earth getting infested by aliens, or at least some city.
I'm also mad about the other aliens, especially the eye not doing anything at all.
And ofc the eye somehow can resurrect dead bodies.

>>214775136
Yup. Those two webms scared the shit out of me back in the day.

>>214775151
>Eh, a regular person can tamper with sounds outside of what humans can grasp, surely a genius from the future would catch on that quickly, why can only Wendy do it?

The ayylmaos started escaping before they could figure out how she does it.

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>>214774257
>Boy Genius in the chat

So Wendy is straight up a fucking capeshit character now?

>>214775174
Wouldn't that fall into a whole different concept? Catching on frequencies and reproducing them have nothing to do with that, she controlling everything with wifi is only possible because the entire specific technology was build that way, now the question would be who thought it was a good idea to build it that way.

>>214774721
Yeah it was but it was shite on top of thar, that one silhouette shot looked totally amateur.

>>214774228
This was one of the worst shows I've ever watched. It started bad and ended worse, never improving for even a moment. Every single faggot in these threads saying they had faith in Noah Hawley and that he would deliver in the end owes me a personal apology because you were more wrong than any person in history.

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>>214774228
Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.

Did they imply that they had gone to different planets to pick these aliens up? Or is there just one nightmare-world out there with completely fucked up fauna?

>>214775275
the show was kino. apologize.

The last three episodes feel like 4chan wrote them. Even the Indian has now accent so thick it feels like parody.

>>214775319
>now
he always had a thick ass accent

>>214775262
There might be tech that the synths have that allow them to interface with electronics but the whole technopathy thing could be an emergent property from a more improvisational human mind being placed into an electronic vessel.

So 'the real monsters' were the transuman child brain robot people?

>>214775304
They never really explained. They mentioned the xeno can survive in vacuum, so I had assumed that one was at least recovered from space.

Someone needs to make Megaman edit for Marrow with that fucking arm.

Okay so when the people on the maginot go into cryosleep, do they put all the lab specimens into cryosleep too? Or do they keep them alive for 65 years.

>>214775319
>4chan wrote them
i agree, the episodes were kino.

>>214775339
No, the real monsters are white people. Duh.

>>214775358
Someone needs to make Terminator 3 edit for Marrow with that fucking arm.

>>214775310
Wrong. Kys

>>214774761
kek

>What do the ghosts do?

??????????????? WHO WROTE THIS

>>214775358
>>214775391
Someone needs to make Problem Child 2 edit for Marrow with that fucking arm.

>>214775364
The show is written by complete idiots, but it hasn't been 65 years for anyone or anything on that ship. In Earth years they've been gone 65 years. In their time, only a few, because time is relative in space.

I liked it.
/tv/ just loves to shit on everything, to the extent it becomes meaningless. TORtanic and its consequences have been a disaster for 4chan writ large, because saying you enjoyed something is r*ddit behavior.
Would I have preferred a proper conclusion instead of a cliffhanger? Sure.
But I would watch a second season of this without question.

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>>214775364
maybe those containment tubes had a cryosleep function, more likely they didn't think about it

Wow, actually decent last episode, how did they manage turn it round so completely, I'm actually shocked.
The cyborg Vs android fight was cool as fuck.

>>214775253
Maeve 2.0

>>214775395
apologize. now.

>214775420
>it's not shit, guys
>stop comparing it to TORtanic (nobody is doing this)
>guys, we must be better men

wendy is too overpowered but next season she won't be. hell is gonna let loose.
i like the build up though. only real complain is that felt like middle season break instead of season ending. but it is what it is

>>214775387
But the transhumans can just breed xenos and use them to cleanse the world and then live for eternity with the earth all to themselves?

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>Who ever cast this retard is out of their fucking mind and should be fired
This guy is not only a ugly retard but also a faggot this ruined the show by 85%

This show is hard to watch with so many bad actors and retards it's unbelievable

It's as if the makers and producers were taking a shit and were not serieus about making something epic in film history

The amount of bad choices in this show is stunning

>>214775427
>maybe those containment tubes had a cryosleep function, more likely they didn't think about it
well how do they know that every species of alien can survive being put into cryo sleep??

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>>214775475
>next season

>>214775437
No. You are the one who owes the apology. Do it now or get the fuck off my board.

>>214775486
yeah i dont understand why zoommettes think he's attractive. he's got those weird sagging cheek jowl things going on.

>>214775475
>Retarded ESL easily impressed by shit
As expected of third worlders

>>214775515
kek, there was something about the production not reserving the land and facilities that would be used for S2 in time (beginning of September)

>>214775475
There won't be a season 2. This pile of shit is near universally hated and flopped hard.

>>214774262
Why don't they moisturize his dome? Poor guy is dry as a desert on top.

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>>214775605
Not enough budget for lube plz understand

>>214775628
>rated R for absolute fuckton of slime

>>214774761
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

>>214775628
how does it produce that constantly? very unrealistic. not like the scientific take from Hawley.

>>214775420
I get all the criticism and hate it gets but I still really enjoyed it too lol although im sad bcuz it couldve been a lot better

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>>214774228
The way they keep humiliating the Xenomorph... oh god

>>214775698
Nice try :^) The vents on the back take in air and filter useful elements constantly.

>>214775410
I thought they'd say disappear and take a ship to leave or something. Its impressive how they subvert my expectations with increasingly retarded shit every scene.

>>214775628
I love brad douriff so much bros. He fully commits to doing the weirdest shit when he gets a job

>>214775728
>humiliated by a girl
>humiliated by a walking eye
:humiliated by a fucking crab of all things

>>214775751
based Douriff appreciator. something to be said about actors that go all the way.

>>214774228
So she just stands there like an idiot instead of moving her ass like a normal person would?

>>214775112
I started an Alf general once

>>214774228
In a show full of genuinely terrible actors, this ugly bitch was noticeably and easily the worst. Ruined every single scene and line she was given.

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>>214774228
You now whats funny about this show? The best moments were inside the spaceship, and the best episode was inside the spaceship. I unironically cared more about minor characters from one single episode, than from our mc, which I simply do not give a fuck about

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The narrative exhibits a profound lack of substance and squandered opportunity, failing to capitalize on its potential. The storyline is utterly incoherent, bordering on absurd, and lacks any semblance of intellectual rigor or narrative depth.

In short it was a cold served nothingburger served.

Baby xeno a cute

>>214775769
That's unfair, it's been creatively dead since 1992

I’ve really enjoyed being here on the threads with you people. See you next movie/show!

>>214775856
No, black lady scientist on the nostromo 2 was far worse.
Apple tv live ugly black women too, it's insane home many the put in stuff nowadays.

>>214775033
There's not enough of the xeno hiding in plain sight in modern alien

>>214775904
they had a couple instances in the first 2 episodes, the statue was great

Plant bros got the W they were looking for in this last episode, are we really not getting a S2?

Will this general survive to Saturday

>>214775903
Her character was written to be retarded on purpose, I didn't notice any bad acting from her really. The black security guard lady was just an unqualified actress plain and simple.

>>214775136
Hiveminds like ants is dominant species on earth. Their total biomass already suprass ours. And they are way more relentless and scary if they are as big as us.

>>214775903
I actually didn’t mind her so much because her name and appearance suggested she was literally from Africa, which is more economically developed in the Alien timeline.

>>214775941
Why would it? The show is done and it was truly bad. Nobody is going to remember this miserable waste of time.

>>214775942
Not gonna lie I misread your post and thought you said 'ugliest' not 'worst actor'.

>>214774228
why does she have the power to hack everything and talk to the xeno?

>>214775339
yeah they and aliens has most kills in this episode.So THE MESSSAGE kind of shoots it self in the foot.

>>214775982
female writers

>>214774228
This was so retarded; the plant just fucking... ate her. No consistent or interesting feeding mechanism, just "nom nom nom".

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>>214774454
this and/or Legion without the surrealism. there's a bit of the old Dark Horse comics in there.

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>>214774411
they tried to do the "guy that's standing silent not doing anything" thing, but badly
you want to see what he's going to do but when he does you're just like "oh, that's it?"

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>>214776024
Lowkey feels like they actually forgot about it until the last second. Then they were like "shit, just throw in a scene where it kills a soldier or something!"

>>214776021
name a better action then

Why did Isaac get in the cage with the flies instead of just slipping the tray through the door and closing it?

>>214776064
a lot of stuff felt like they just included because they either forgot to set it up earlier or just had no idea to begin with so they were just rolling with it hoping it'd make sense

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Bet she can suck your life

the last episode was objectively the worst of the entire season

>>214776064
she also could easily just dodge this shit dropping on the ground or just jumping forward but why bother?

>>214775410
go trough walls
which they are perfectly capable of with their bodies

>>214776126
not just dodge it, she could have felt the saliva drip on her and instead of aiming her gun down she aims it up so she can be ready to shoot whatever it is that's above her

>>214774411
What was the point of the second xeno?

>>214776122
Which says a lot considering how genuinely bad the rest of the season already was.

>>214776099
Why did the sheep container have another entry at the back and a door handle I inside and out? Why did the tick monsters cylinder have a way to open it from the inside? This series had a real problem with building proper containment vessels.

>>214774531
Aliens in no way shat on Alien.

>>214776186
Small corporation, please understand.

>>214776075
>stick its tentacle down her throat and somehow keep her alive for a prolonged period while slowly feeding off her
>plant seeds on/in her that slowly overtake her
>mutate and fuse itself with her, turning her into some sort of conscious but stationary Geiger-esque monstrosity in a twisted form of "symbiosis"
>turn her into some sort of fungal zombie intended to bring it more food
I dunno man. I don't think any of these are particularly groundbreaking, but I'm one random guy on the internet coming up with ideas over the span of a few minutes. They've got a fucking team of paid writers to figure out something more interesting.

>>214775122
How does one xeno have a xeno vocabulary when it's never encountered another xeno?

>Ep1
8/10
>Ep2
7/10
>Ep3
6/10
>Ep4
5/10
>Ep5
8/10
>Ep6
3/10
>Ep7
Didn't watch, don't care
>Ep8
Didn't watch, don't care
>Overall score
5/10

Its a shame. This could have been so much more.

>>214776248
>stick its tentacle down her throat and somehow keep her alive for a prolonged period while slowly feeding off her

Ok, this is good. I wanted to be a smartass, but I have nothing to say.

>>214775304
Anon in a previous thread said there was something said about the flies being from a planet where they only had metal/minerals to eat, but I never caught that.

>>214775628
This is the best Aliens have ever looked and it was 20 years ago.

>>214776311
Given how Predator and Alien are in the same Universe, it could have just been one of those Predator hunting grounds.

>>214776311
kirsh says it to kavalier explaining why isaac died

>>214775417
No, it takes 65 years onboard, otherwise you wouldn't need cryo-sleep.

>>214776379
no they are not, retard. they are different IPs

>>214775423
What a fag.

>>214776425
new predator film has wayland yutani robots so they are in fact same universe

>>214775501
They mentioned this when they put one of the face-hugged crew back in the pod.

>>214776460
Retard, Alien is one universe, Predator is another and AvP is a third one. new Predator movie is in the AvP universe. They are 3 different intellectual properties, 3 different histories and lore.

Why was Hermit tasing Nibs made into such a big deal? She was just fine the next episode.

>they didn't save Stinkfist for when Morrow shows Nibs his arm before taking her analroboginity

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>This charactor Boy Kavakier is a straight up rip off from Death Note "L"

How did none of you noticed this shit
It's really frustrating watching this show

>>214776553
as characters they're nothing alike other than the fact that they're barefoot

>>214776553
The characters are nothing alike. Kys.

>>214776451
I hope he he dies in the series and his carrer is ruined.

>>214774228
She had plenty of time to get away from it. Who the fuck likes this crap?

>>214776507
It really feels like there was some sort of disconnect there; as if those scenes were originally written with the idea that she died. It makes no sense for Wendy to still be so mad after knowing she's perfectly fine. The way she confronts her brother makes it sounds like she's equating Nibs killing soldiers and him tasing her.

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zombeye will return

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I see the vision, see you fellas when season 2 starts

>>214776553
I don't watch tranime you mentally ill faggot

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this is truly the dumbest fucking shit I have ever seen put on a screen, like I cant name a show that was more retarded than this.
unlikable characters, plot is retarded and full of holes, zero tension in the story etc.
how can something this fucking retarded pass quality control?

>>214774228
>Does nothing all season except foreskin-vore a black chick
Based?

>>214776680
There is no vision and there is no season 2. Apologize for being a retard.

>>214776819
>Excuse me!!
>Language faggot
Death Note is no anime tranny faggot shit retard
Now go back to /gif/ and jerk off to faggot porn we are done here!

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>>214776904
predators are just evolved crab people, it was known
based hawley canonizes it

>>214776841
What plot holes?

>>214776911
>retard can’t see the setting up for season 2
No wonder this show frustrates you

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The crab sticks out his little claws like "back off or i'm gonna pinch the shit out of you"

>>214776987
UP YOURS BUDDY
WANNA GO NUTS!?

>>214777029
in the ayylmao's defense, it does hurt to get pinched

>>214776957
did you watch it?
do you have an IQ below 60?

>>214774275
why not...it worked for Mandalorian...gonna have a raft of twits out there with baby alien stuffies and choccy milk & nuggies crap now

>>214777076
those are not plot holes

>>214776841
Agreed. Nothing about this show was well conceived or executed. Just stupid on every level.

>>214775284
>Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome
T.Alex Lawther

>>214775364
>Or do they keep them alive for 65 years.
They obviously didn't start with the specimens and most of the 65 years would've been looking around in space for them.

>>214775284
That dude looks like he perfumes his anus when he goes to whole foods.

>>214776819
You watch Alien Earth LOL

>>214777137
I also forgot that the entire cargo hold and lab was filled with these creatures, yet all Prodigy was able to recover was 1 xeno corpse, 1 plant thing, 1 eyeball, 2 flies, and about 4 or 5 xeno eggs.

>>214776935
>Ayyy I'm crabwalkin' here!

>>214776404
That is not how space works. The writers are just very dumb and didn't know how to explain or implement the idea well.

>>214776987
Crab for ants? You had one fucking job

>>214777109
>Just stupid on every level.
it really makes me wonder how dumb shit like this even makes it past the screenplay stage.
like at some point someone who isnt an utter moron must have read this, right?

>>214776841
>>214777109
I deff agree
I still can't believe that they did this
What were they thinking

>Lets fucking ruin the Alien brand
How?
>Make it as retarted as possible with D grade actors
But why ruin it?
>This way people will stop asking for a third part of Prometeus and Covenant

Job well done. If this is the route they are taking than please don't ever make a Alien movie or tv show ever again
This retarted shit was unbearable

>>214776360
Big Chap is still the best looking by far, A:R look like they took big chap and left it in an oven for too long. Still better than URFs alien

So..... what's preventing W-Y from attacking Prodigy HQ at any other point?
Apparently planting a listening device is easy as fuck. Jamming communications is easy as fuck. Sending a kill team there is easy as fuck. Sending troops in force is easy as fuck.
So why not do that like ... at any other point?

>>214777243
>The writers are just very dumb
everyone involved in the production of this alien shitshow must be a drooling retard.
there is no other explanation.

>Why yes, these alien creatures that evolved on planets light years away with different atmospheres, different elements and different weather can just fly around and do whatever they want here

>>214777098
Why do they wipe a girls memories and immediately expose her to someone who reminds her?
What part of the pregnant android bit isn't complete non sequitur?

>>214776404
If it took 65 years on board, that'd make it like 500 years on Earth

>>214777327

>multiple alien species from a completely different ecosystem on a different planet full of god knows what kind of pathogens and viruses and parasites are just casually handled like they're feeding mice.

>>214777285
>with D grade actors
to be fair the script is so braindead retarded, you could have the best actors and it wouldnt make a difference.
if the director, writers and makeup department make your character look and sound retarded and all your lines are retarded, the fuck you gonna do?
I think intelligent actors wouldnt have ever signed up for this shit to begin with and if they did they would demand to get out of this asap.
its hilariously but also shockingly retarded, I really never have seen something this fucking dumb. holy shit.

>>214777351
Yes, you are right
Well stated I agree fully

>>214777330
why put retarded children that you dont know and dont trust into super strong robot bodys?
why give these robots WiFi?
why have the security doors, the cameras, the elevator etc. all in the same network and why can it be easily hacked?
they can see and listen to everything the robots do but still dont notice whats going on?
why can the wendy bot make alien sounds in a prison cell that the alien outside far away in the jungle can hear?
why have this wendy robot be able to talk to the ayyliums?
why not give the kirsh retard bot the ability to do that so the "genius" tard can control the aliens?
why have the retarded robot kids total access to the super secure alien laboratory?
etc.

there is so much dumb shit in this show lmao

Fargo isn’t good either. The last season is especially bad

>>214777307
not like he had any serious defence or anything else for that matter
two old synthetics and some retard goobers that go on patrols and keep dying

>>214777327
they're just fine in our atmosphere and gravity

>>214777330
those are not plot holes

>>214777330
>>214777423
Well you see, Boy Kavalier has ADHD and is prone to making impulsive decisions. And the synths have the minds of children. Boom, plotholes solved. The writers are very smart and simply made all the characters retarded, so that way anything makes sense.

>>214777724
those are not plot holes
it's just stupid shit from stupid writers

>>214774445
what did you do!?

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>>214777780
forgot pic

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>>214774228
>mary fucking sue saves the day because she can control everything related to machines
>at no point in 8 episodes, not a single characters EVER questioned it despite seeing it right before them
This is shit on so many levels, it's like reading some teenager fanfic.

>>214777822
>pic
Oh god, not this. I don't want to remember the dick cutting

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>>214774761

I will say, as much as this all sucked, Morrow destroying Kirsch on the table was a well done shot. And I like Kirsch.

>>214774761
YOU'RE NOT SID THE SLOTH, YOU'RE CAPTAIN GUTT

>>214776170
its a baby so we can feel emotions for a first beno assuming he is mommy now.

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>>214776170

The bad guys are misunderstood and we have to allow them to settle on our lands and continue with their culture and ways.

This ending was absolute garbage. The flashback episode was the best, which I can't ever recall happening in any series ever before.

>>214777327
>these alien creatures that evolved on planets light years away with different atmospheres, different elements and different weather can just fly around and do whatever they want here
according to kirsch, they have not invented FTL travel yet, they were hoping one of the child hybrids would become smart enough to do it

>>214778049
So? It was established the trip took like 60 years or something. Nobody said they had FTL.

>>214777351
>I think intelligent actors wouldnt have ever signed up for this shit to begin with and if they did they would demand to get out of this asap.
>its hilariously but also shockingly retarded, I really never have seen something this fucking dumb. holy shit.
I think there wasn't a single actor taking the job seriously. The takes we got were probably the only ones with nobody laughing in the background.
Wasn't there just a scene in the finale where Kavaliere was skipping down the hallway while being chased?

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>>214777822
question?
why question
they noticed it right away
the retarded part is that they were surprised she used the feature they gave her
and the other retarded part is they just didn't mind afterwards
and nobody else had it
why don't the other synths have this tech
that would be useful as fuck, on hirsh and atom who are loyle by programming
they gave supersynth bodies with superfeatures to unstable kids as an experiment
when they could have given them toaster bodies to see if the transfer works and what are the repercussion
if it works you can always switch a body later on
I forget why don't the others hear the xenos
why can't hirsh listen to that frequency

That ending has to be trolling. This dogshit is never getting a second season and they clearly had to know they made trash that know one likes, right?

Don't forget that this had a budget of $250 million
They were actually betting on this being huge

So is the butler guy Boy’s robot dad?

>>214777913
I AM A SURGEON

>>214774667
She can't help it that they put her in an Australian body

>>214777724
>Well you see, Boy Kavalier has ADHD
its very difficult to believe that this retard is a trillionaire or whatever that runs a huge corporation.
it wouldnt even be believable if this tard had a lemonade stand on the side of the road.

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>>214774228
>JUST RUN OUT FROM UNDER IT
>KEEP YOUR EYES ON IT
>DONT LOOK AT YOUR TEAM FOR HELP, ITS UP TO YOU
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO STUPID
but not unbelievable, because its a woman.

>>214778106
Where in the fuck did at least 245 million of that go? Because it certainly wasn't on display in any element of the production

>>214777929
yea the fight was surprisingly good although synth should whack him
guess we don't know just how much hardware morrow has installed, skeleton etc, but the fight did put focus on his synthetic arm

>>214778086
>So? It was established the trip took like 60 years or something. Nobody said they had FTL.
without FTL travel, it would take hundreds of years to get anywhere.

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>>214778104
viewer numbers are good enough 2nd season is basically confirmed. Copelords gonna eat good arguing about how it will get better in season 2 now that the science facility is about to be destroyed.

it would be funny to have all the merceneries find out that prodigy put fake bullets in their guns so they wouldn't hurt any specimens.

I wish I existed in the Alien Earth world... I would transfer my body into an immortal robot who is 1% stronger than Wendy, then tie her up and then I would rub my cock on her face for all of eternity since we are both immortal.

>>214778140
>filming in Thailand
>big ass sets
>lots of CGI and effects
>well-paid actors, directors, writers, extras, and assorted union staff
>producers paying themselves a boatload of money
>8 episode season instead of the usual 6
>inflation

>>214778184
Could be a plot twist in season 2. STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT

>>214778174
piracy numbers are great too.
Every episode had over 9000 seeds.
The studio would call that free word-of-mouth promotion and greenlight season to just based on that

it triggered y'all, didn't it, chuddies?

>>214778184
>I would transfer my body into an immortal robot who is 1% stronger than Wendy, then tie her up and then I would rub my cock on her face for all of eternity since we are both immortal.
The machine bodies don't have cocks. You have no biological need to pee or cum.
They can't even eat. That's why they were putting "tea flavored" computer chips in their mouth

>>214778209
I'm not even mad, I'm disappointed

>>214778100
u donta get it this kids had supa powers before transfer and now their bodies is supa powered!

>>214778100
oh right the synths area hooked up to the wifi but they can't use it themselves lul
hirsh has to use some gay tablet

>>214778100
>I forget why don't the others hear the xenos
It's your fault for not reading Peter Pan

>>214778251
>u donta get it this kids had supa powers before transfer and now their bodies is supa powered!
I'm surprised they didn't spell it out that marcy's brain tumor gave her psychic powers before she died and the transfer process digitally copied the structure of the brain tumor

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>>214774228
>>517117820
Super intelligent evil eye monster
possesses a sheep
(((boy genius))) wants it to posses a man named Joe Hermit
possesses a dead man named Arthur Sylvia when it fails

young synthetics possessed by spirits of human children "hybrids"

season finale on "rapture day"

now what? Now we rule...
I really hope y'all are paying attention...DO NOT BE DECEIVED

Jesus Christ is King

>>214777137
Nah, most of the years would be getting to and back from planets with life on them.

>>214778295
Wait until season 2!

>>214777243
>That is not how space works
You seem to be under the assumption that.these ships don't have FTL capability which does not stick to the laws of relativity. They're not dealing with time dilation.

>>214777724
I hate to give Hawley credit, but ADHD isn't just inattention. ADHD is also the diagnosis for bad kids before they get a felony conviction.

>>214776360
>“I always wanted my Alien to be a very beautiful thing, not just something disgusting, not just a monster, but something aesthetic. Throughout the creature’s evolution what they’ve done is change it from something aesthetic to something that looks like shit – I mean literally, it looks like a turd.”
Giger didn't agree with you.

>>214776404
>otherwise you wouldn't need cryo-sleep.
that's not a proof
how is your logic this bad

>>214777327
To me that's in line with a xeno being able to go through rapid growth by just...absorbing or something? And being able to live with super-corrosive blood.

>>214778010
Stop

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Next season is her turn...

>>214777943
Was it rape

>>214778129
his pillow fort was so shit that a 6 year old me would have better security and setup

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>>214778467
no, but this was
I'm sure the writers were high fiving themselves

Why were kids so surprised to find their graves when they literally saw their bodies put into body bags after the transfer? No one fucking made a mystery that they were robots too?

>>214778502
>yfw you're a synth and they disable your arm and leg circuits and put you in the glory hole room

Kirsch was based, why don't the kids like him? He's obviously pro-synth.

>>214778401
I think issue is less about the specifics of what his ADHD means, and more the fact that it's only included as a lazy excuse for the character to do the most retarded thing possible at any pivotal plot point.

>>214778537
because they went really hamfisted with the identity shit.
>we're NOT human
>we're NOT synth
>we're something.....MORE

>>214778537
Writers literally forgot the kids didnt hate him, same as with Dame.

>>214778613
it must have been a colossal effort to manage not to write a single smart thing to do for the boy genius trillionaire

now that i finished watching the show, i don't think i really understood much of what was going on. something about alien varieties, synths, robots, peter pan and predator. and every episode ended with a rock song

>>214778537
Kirsch might generally be reasonable but he's programmed to follow orders, despite doing so begrudgingly.
He doesn't have free will.

>>214778537
>>214778636
He killed that husband guy who the kids also would've locked up in a cage if he survived until the end.

>>214778636
>>214778537
they were lucky the kids didn't like them in that moment, everyone who they didn't care about were brutally murdered
the ones they were actually mad about, they captured and locked safe

>>214778239
just build one with a cock then, and which can go for like 1000 years edging and then have a 10 year orgasm. if boy cavallier is such as genius, why didn't he do this? dumb show.

>>214778537
Because they don't see themselves as synths, even if they probably are nothing more. Also, he wasn't exactly nice to them. They see him as equally complicit and they aren't wrong.

>>214778673
I'd make her pregnant if you catch my drift ;)

I get that they want to keep stuff for season 2, but they should have at least let Boy talk to the Eye monster

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>>214778636
>Writers literally forgot the kids didnt hate him, same as with Dame.
Millennial writers really leaned too hard into metaphors for adolescence.
Sylvia is portrayed as a therapist who keeps her patients doped up "for their own good"

Season 2 is gonna be a full blown sci-fi Euphoria. Expect Hunter Schaefer to get a role.

>>214778513
I think it was more that there were graves and flowers, implying that they were being mourned and therefore dead. It's just that the writers were really not subtle with the sort of existential debate regarding whether they are or are not the originals and instead just wanted to push the notion that they are indeed just copies.

>>214778636
they're kids, they hate everyone when they rebel
my gripe is I thought there'd be something interesting about the sibling conflict but it was a wet fart that amounted to nothing and just tended
pointless
she didn't accept his point of view and he stopped being horrified with her
he couldn't even argue his reasonable stance

>>214778858
This is what happens when you get a bunch of college grads in a room for a "brainstorm session" and they're all throwing ideas past each other and decided to just put everything in and print the first draft.

>>214778467
with the shots of her as in final episode, it sure as hell would be

8 fucking episodes when all of this story could happen in 3 or 4.

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Almost everyone here didn't believe Kavalier's butler was a robot despite his lightning fast reflexes on display 3-4 episodes ago.

>>214776653
>low sperm count
>backstabbed by his wife
>backstabbed by his "children"
>used as breeding ground for the alien
>used as vessel for the eye
guy cant catch a break, was prob the nicest character in this show

>>214779040
it wasn't filmed the same way that wendy was
I thought he's a robot but that wasn't conclusive

>>214779056
>prob the nicest character in this show
Yutani literally did nothing wrong.

>>214778174
But everything that happens basically needs to come to exactly nothing to fit in with the timeline, prodigy the aliens and the childbots all need to disappear from history.
What is the point of this show again?

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>>214779056
he was a bit stupid just running into the lab alone and not getting any help when he noticed the problems

>>214776653
>>214779056
Uhhh White "men"... our response??

>>214779135
it's about the journey
>>214779157
notice how ayyball has a preference for the same eye
3 times he chose the right socket

>>214779233
>right socket
It was literally the person's left eye every time?

>>214779233
that's left, my directionally challenged friend

>>214779275
I can see it's the right one

>>214779157
i mean yeah but he knew the flies were only eating minerals and not people, so for him it was kinda safe

>>214779233
>3 times he chose the right socket
uh

>>214779325
He didn't actually know shit about the flies or any of the other aliens really. And there's no telling what acid fly barf does to human flesh if it melts through metals.

>>214778405
What's your counter?

>>214779325
he ended up needing help immediately

>>214779654
They absolutely knew about all the aliens. They were studying them and got info from the ship. He was literally feeding it steel so he knew they ate metals. He just acted retarded in the scene for literally no reason. Shitty writing.

>>214779157
I'm willing to give him credit here because he does actually care a lot about the kids and to him that was a semi son figure laying there dead.