Reality TV is for brainless women. You should kill yourself.

>>214778594
so rizo and savannah are both on 50
time to see how well they played to both get casted

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>>214778594
Jeremiah look like Chinese charlie kirk

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who is running the island? what we sippin on tonight?

soon

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/COACH/

>>214778819
Placing a bet now, one of the two gets med evacuated close to or just after the merge.

>>214778594
NATEHEADS WE GOT THIS

>>214778584
How is this show still going? I tried to marathon it at one point and tapped out somewhere around season 20. It’s fake and gay

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>bring tony back for australia vs the world
>decide to check it out
>both tribes are 4 women, 3 guys
>gets grouped up by the women on his tribe and picked off prejury like all the other men besides luke
>season was designed to gift parv or cirie a win
what a shit season

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Kenzie bros, who do we root for?

>>214778594
R-I-Z-G-O-D-S
CHECK IN

>>214779025
it's gotten to the point where sometimes I just watch the challenges and skip the talk segments

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Lauren

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CMON IN GENTS

Holy fuck Savannah <3

SAVANNAH LOOKIN GOOD

Albanian nerd chances?

>>214779165
Even the challenges went all pussy. Early days were genuine tests of strength, stamina and intelligence. At some point they dropped the first two and nerfed the third to try and level the playing field for weaklings and tards. It’s supposed to be about survival ffs

filing taxes is extremely easy with any software

this is cinema jeff

>>214779316
they had a challenge this season where they just did sudoku and whoever did sudoku the fastest won

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>>214779182
lauren watches survivor

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SAVANNAHGODS

Fried chicken and waffles. Say it with me.

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Alternate nerd chances?

>>214779336
This is what I’m talking about. At one point it was good and eventually turned into a supervised camping trip complete with board games. Lame

Albanian bros, this is our moment

Yellow tribe is fucked based on first appearences

Sage pee

pee play already?

First for yellow tribe being the disaster tribe again

>sob story already

That Canadian guy's blinding dad made me think of Rocksroy. Has he gone blind yet?

>Canadian already apologizing.

>>214779427
It means he might be a first boot

Oh hell no, not the t-pose of Coach

I will watch your show now

I can't lift 20 pounds, how heavy are those crates?

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always rooting for yellow tribe

>fat ugly dyke is useless
kek

>>214779592
2/4 win record isn't so bad.

sophi b is sexo

>>214779592
When was the last good yellow tribe?

>we’re cooked
based zoomer

thicc girl on yellow tribe with the red bikini bottoms lookin sexo

>>214779626
Gata was literally 2 seasons ago anon. They only lost once and booted the fag Jon Lovett and final two was Gata members as well as having ourguy Andycel

Damn so many women with tiny bikinis. Hows the cammy toe game so far?

>>214779684
Season 40-49 all sort of just blend in with one another to me. I remember the tribal council sets more than the cast.

just realized rizo and savannah are on the same tribe
I guess they develop a kyle/kamilla duo which is why they get called back. wouldn't surprise me if they go super deep and one of them wins just like kyle/kamilla who are also on 50 too

>>214779717
He's the anime mc survivor needed

>>214779364
Do you think he likes Dua Lipa

>"Big brother Amazing Race"

Well the good streak had to end at some point

>i throw bags at the airport
BASED BAG THROWER

do they only cast nerds and disabled people now?

Steve drinking the milk chocolate

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>>214779785
upset?

>scared of birds

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>of course I would love to talk about it

>two black qweens on the same tribe
that's it
that's the group

they dont want to give up this cirie archetype huh

>>214779822
Wait til anon finds out the newest season is only in Europe.

Blue team fucking sucks

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3 buttbuddies <3

>canadian AND gay
he gotta go

BOY I SURE DO LOVE SOB
STORIES AND FAGS

>leafs fan
instantly dropped

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imagine

>>214779849
Cirie is getting up there in years. They need a new one they can trot out every couple of years.

>>214779866
>that flesh golemn physique
Daily reminder to stay off roids kids

wtf is wrong with these people

the troon is going to have a mental breakdown

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>>214779873
The Albanian?

>Astrology lover
Get this mother fucker off the tribe first. I hate people who dedicate their entire lives and personality to woodoo magic bullshit. Your actions aren't decided by the stars, it's decided by you.

based raimi

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this blue tribe is the gayest shit ive ever seen

>>214779938
token gay tribe

rizgods... they're bonding without us....

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>>214779938
more like the blew a dude in the bathroom tribe

nipple!

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>>214778940
HUZZAH

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really grim male cast
some of the girls are cute

Titties sittin right

I want sage to pee on me while she burps

>>214779985
savannah is cute but she's not venus (who should have been on 50)
burpy is also pretty cute in a netflix and chill way

>>214779991
whats the over/under that we will get to see her pee her pants on national tv?

AS THE MOTHER OF A FOUR YEAR OLD

Sophi is playing way too hard, way too early

>>214778594
>Gay zoomer
>Gay ugly chick
>Gay hot chick
>Gay bpd chick
>Gay Canadian
>Gay Cirie
>Gay hag
>Hetero bait (female)
>Gay black nerd
>Gay Micheala
>Gay mutt of undiscernible origins
>Gay Asian (top)
>Gay dyke
>Boomer bait (female)
>Gay Asian (bottom)
>Boomer bait (male)
>Gay black nerd
>Hetero bait (male)
>Gay Jeff
When did Survivor get so woke?

>>214780033
he is cooked, bros

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>>214778584
>COME ON IN GUYS
what the fuck is wrong with you, how dare you

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nategods will win
we have the mcu on our side

>>214779059
Parv is already loaded why would she need more money?

>>214780051
jeff purposely casts freaks now it can be kino at times

>>214780051
>A gay nudist won season one
>Woman won season two
>Black woman won season four

It always was

>>214780063
>I slept on it and realized the producers wanted to create a moment
>so I will happily say I'm uncomfortable with Jeff saying "guys" for the attention
>I'm also deaf. And gay.

>>214779072
Is that you Kenzie? With that big beautiful smile and firey red hair?

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>>214780060
>voice of a 14 year old

>>214780100
it wasn't entirely that fag's fault, on the boat jeff tried it and everyone was like "wtf saying "guys" is fine" and then i presume jeff pushed it on them

Rizz sisters...

this nerd. theyre calling him the rizzgod?

>>214780127
that's exactly it, nobody gave a shit until the gay realized he could get precious TV time by giving the producers what they clearly wanted

>>214780139
In that case it's incredibly based. Dude realized how to play the tv producers

YOU GOTTA DIG DEEP

BASED RIZGOD

>>214780073
wanted to dab on sandra

Challenge 101 kid
Always destroy the puzzle so nobody can copy off you

RIZZLERS

This feels scripted

Rizzchads....

Rizz God is Vince

cheat to win babyyyyy!

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>>214780183
>Challenge 101 kid
>Always destroy the puzzle so nobody can copy off you
Read that in BR voice foe some reason.

>>214779266
>>214779269
Bad news bros.
Her bio says says she hates men with peter pan syndrome.....

No more vidya

>I am doing it for my family, my girlfriend, all of Serbia, all the proud fighters for Independence of Yugoslavia, Slobodan Milošević...

if i was alex, i'd just lie and say it was a tight race
if he tells them he had a big lead and lost, they'll vote him off. I know I would

>>214778584
RIZO THE TWINK WON

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>>214780227
at least Rizz's parents and girlfriend are proud of him

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Holy fuck, I fucking hate the Albanian.

>>214780183
>beaten by an actual retard who needs 20 minutes to COPY your puzzle piece by piece
>all because you cant read a map
Whats the avg iq of this show? Cant be higher than 90

>crying and saying how proud he was when he couldn't even fucking figure out the puzzle himself and had to copy someone else

>>214780063
Watching this fag lose at 5 was the only good part of this buttfuckfest season

>missed practically the entire premiere

who is /ourgirl/?

>>214780249
Or make the lie be about having to play that lying game where one of you has an item in the box and the other doesn't. So he failed to convince Rizo to not steal his box. Cause then in the back of the players' minds, they'll either think you're a bad liar (which is good) or that producers kind of fucked you over by having a 'balanced' game (which is also good as you won't be seen as physically weak).

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it feels like they forgot to bury the other guys wheel so he would lose on purpose

early life status?

tasty sage poop

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Fuck Survivor 49! Who are you guys rooting for in 50?

>>214779617
She fell over trying to grab a loose branch. Why are they always so god awful weak and soft? Why do these bums apply for the show when they havent exercised in decades?

>>214780301
I liking the girls on the red tribe so far
>>214780266

PLEASE CRY

>>214780310
He didn't seem to be digging deep enough compared to the twink's one hole.

>>214780301
savannah

muh story

>>214780246
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Rizzo the twink is who I'm rooting for this season

>>214780334
>twink has one deep hole
that tracks

>>214780319
Rizgod

>>214780266
ponder the aroma

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>>214780246
noooooo

why can't you just sail to the island they are on a kill them and probst and get the prize money?

What’s wrong with his nipples

>>214780350
Pretty much

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>>214780319
This is a /dragonslayer/ board

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>>214780389

>may-lay

Do survivors get to keep their canteens/water bottles?

that's pretty fucked up to miss the birth of your kid to play survivor

>project m
OH BROTHER

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>>214780389

>project M player
Dude prob fucks trannies

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>professional gamer

>>214780389
okay i'm a sagehead

>>214780400
He's fighting to win money for his family. It's justified

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one time i played in a pm tourney and got matched up with a dedede player who wrecked my shit in a full wizard costume

>missing the birth of your first child for a gay boomer show
This guys got heart. Roid-bros…. I think we found our guy.

>airport baggage guy is the modern day Cao Boi From Cook Islands

Based af, he better make merge or I'm skipping the season.

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>mrw this season so far

halftime faptime?

Telling everyone you're a smash player is basically admitting that you're a kid diddler

>>214780415
>anal and smash
sounds based to me

>>214780434
I'm so sorry.

>>214780433
you can explain the situation to producers and they'll probably recast you on 51+
he's the jacked male archetype, probst loves those

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>>214780319
Benjamin Wade, of course

>>214780439
>watching retards trying to make fire in the most fucked up ways possible
god bless him

>>214780439
>old
>white
>dreadlocks
not loving the optics here

>>214780396
yea

>>214780434
Smash is another level of autism

>>214780319
Q and Mike White for the lulz

Jake misplayed his hand
Jeremy Collins on Second Chances was savvy enough to wait until he made Final Tribal before talking about Val’s pregnancy

>>214780469
That's Coach to you, anon. Not even his parents call him Benjamin.

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>>214780433
>mfw voted out pre jury

Hey /bb/gays
Who are we liking so far?

don't forget to hide your own shoe jake

>he steals and sniffs shoes
based

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hiding shoes holy based

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>>214780551
I'm meh on everyone except the chick who burps and likes poop

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>cbs blurring underboob
missed this one

Gilf-bros? How we feeling about our girls chances?

>2 sob stories AND a quirk in just one episode
legend in the making

>>214780596
Major Sue upside. She's even 45 years old too.

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>roblox

Rizzo the twink said he had a gf? Ain't no way.

>>214780665
>grooms kids
based

Roblox and Project M being mentioned on primetime tv is crazy

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>backstory is that he was a manlet

>>214780665

gives me flashbacks to older women trying to groom me when I was playing AOL chess as a kid

Steven has such theater kid energy, right down to the "back in high school the jocks were mean to me" seething

>sleep apnea ad after a boring segment of the episode

>>214780725
Those weren't women anon

>>214780747
I want an official "Hetero vs Homo" season, what are the chances?

>>214780771
I think they learned their lesson early on about that sort of thing, so zero

>leaves the birth of his child to go hold hands with another man on a tropical island

Sophi(e) is Dee-coded

THAT VOICE

gay guy looks like asian charlie kirk. Same scuffed hairline and face too small for his head

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>>214780807
>we get along so good in a non sexual way

>>214780833
charlie kirk was way more flamboyant though

>>214780803
I still think they were upset with Cook Island's theme because the whites didn't win

Savannah's a lowkey beyotch

>>214780857
Regardless it’s a PR minefield and goes counter to everything nuSurvivor stands for, which is to say a realistic portrayal of a survival situation

>thinks a black man is getting frustrated and is distrustful of him because of it

not a good look sweaty

can't make a fire?
that's an ick

>failing to make fire gave Savanah the ick
Well shit

>>214780857
The opposite--they realized it was a bad idea mid-season BECAUSE the white tribe was winning and the black/hispanic tribes were having meltdowns and cannibalizing. They are very, very lucky that Yul won (and there are a ton of bottle twist conspiracies out there). A well-spoken, educated, intelligent strategist Asian winner (and a bunch of entertaining returnees) was the best case scenario for the show.

>can't make a simple fire
JAWAN GOTTA GO

>>214780913
ewwww savannah looks like that? dropped

>>214780665
based

>>214778594
So far I'm rooting for Matt and Jason.

>>214780913
Uglycute and our girl

>>214780913
>when he lied about being 6'0 and is only 5'10
This bitch probs thinks shes a 10

giant iguana sandbags > snek

>>214780363
Damn how tall is this QUEEN?!

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>>214780913
>here's your eye candy

nice immunity idols

carrying these snakes with anything but your shoulders

what the fuck are they thinking

Yellow (Hina) is a good balance of brain and brawn it seems like

Need a gif of the dyke spitting

>putting the dyke in the key position to solve the puzzle
oh no

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>>214781077

Comps like this are why I don't want to be on survivor.
Being completely covered in mud would be so gross

This old bitch gotta go

blue tribe blew it

For me its the rizzgod.

Yellow tribe bros I apologize, they actually got a good tribe this season. I thought we had another season 42 yellow.

>>214781103
Fucking disgusting.

>>214781103
that's how you get eye AIDS

fat lesbian gotta go

>>214781103
imagine if a straight white man had done that to her
no asking for her consent to spit in her face, just PFFFTTTTT

jeff has done more damage to the lgbt community then he can comprehend

troonsisters, not like this

why does this dude have a nipple piercing

>shot in the dark still exists
Why?

>throwing up after realizing you're getting voted off.
Well, you don't see that often.

>throwing up over people's stuff

>>214781103
bitch just fucking did it too, didn't even ask

blue tribe sophi >> savannah

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>>214781277

>>214781295
Honestly as the first boot, based.

>>214781324
she looks like an obese version of sam bankman-freid's girlfriend

Lmao at the way she threw up
>>214781289
So that people in the minority still have a shot

>SITD played
>All votes or 4 are blocked
>Old lady goes home

Calling it now

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>>214781318

>>214781311
every dyke I have met has been like that. Don't think, just do

>>214781318
Imagine if she was on BB and she had to vom live while casting a vote or something

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>>214781377
she was on last season

>>214781403
bb25 was two seasons ago

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>>214781422
time is a flat circle

>>214781430
Badass tribal council set this season

>>214781403
You're thinking of Izzy from 25. That's not her

>>214781467
the IzzGod (who'll be on amazing race tomorrow with her hot girlfriend)

is izzy safe?

>>214781463
She doesn't look like she belongs

Uhhhh…. Gilf-bros… I’m not feeling so good…

I didn't know Izzy trooned out and changed her name to Nick

izzy is finito

AAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T STOP FARTING AND BURPING

>"There's two people"
This astrologer's ass is getting screamed at qhen they get back to camp, even if the SITD misses or isn't played

>>214781315
Fax. Real ball knowers know this.

>not playing shot in the dark
What a dumbass

so long gay bowser!

>>214781447
It's a whole-ass ship they hauled on top. It's a great visual

>in loving memory of Vince Costello
WTF VINCE FROM BB DIED?

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why didnt nicole play her shot? wasnt the evidence pointing towards her eviction?

good start so far

So her entire identity on this show is being out of shape, spitting water in a dudes face and blowing chunks into her hand

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IzzGod would have crushed on Survivor, remember she was a big enough superfan that she recognized Jared as being Cirie's son
Anyway, time for the good show

Why are they doing in memorial for a guy who died in 2019?

>>214781564
>Still didn't even at least try a SiTD because it's better to be wrong and look like an idiot for playing it at the wrong time instead of not at all

Actual waste of a slot.

>>214781634
she said she was gonna do it if she got any hint that she was gonna get voted out so shes just retarded

real mix of annoying fags and hotties this season. quality is gonna depend on the boot order, and we're off to a good start.

team sophi!

>>214781668
kek
>here's your criminal investigator, bro

>>214781738
>Day 74 for big brother
What the fuck is this shit?? That sounds insane.
>>214781736
Indeed

>>214781813
It's actually a shorter season this year too

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normally id be excited for a new bb but i just turned it off this time. no kelley no lauren soon no keanu whats the point

I just want Jeff Probst to make one more episode of "Backchat".

Missed the episode. Is it streaming anywhere yet?

>>214782044
There's BBTAR. I also follow BBUK and the new one starts in 4 days

i want to backdoor savannah

>>214782254
spoilers were all over when it was filming and the boot order is pretty dire but i guess i could watch it for a few episodes

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>>214781684
>>214781634
>>214781324

west coast just starting

sigh

>>214778584
Holy fuck that fat black chick has the MOST annoying voice

they should've kept the fat lesbian and used her as a milk bank for extra nourishment

I miss the autismo

RIZGODS LET'S GO