thirty seven dicks
Ha, what a fag!
In a row?
>>214779034In Chasing Amy, the main girl got gang-banged and people called her fingercuffs.
>>214780203Yes. Lined up from tip to base like a penis link fence, all at the same time too.
>>214779034I dated a girl once and she told me she had 35 ex-bfs. She seemed normal too, I never would have guessed. And I assume the real number was even higher
>>214780842now she's in the thousands huh?
>>214780862I don't know. I called her about a year ago asking her what it felt like to suck a dick and she blocked me. I cannot contact her again in order to find out.
>>214780930>I called her about a year ago asking her what it felt like to suck a dick and she blocked menigga WHAT?
>>214780959Y'know it's funny, I was going to suck a dick that night but chickened out. So really I got blocked for nothing lmao. Had I gone through with it, I would have regretted it probably.
>>214781051the only thing gayer than being gay is having gay thoughts, which, of course, makes you gay. nigga, you gay
>>214781075He caught the gay from her. Kissing her was like kissing 35 dicks. It infected him with the homo virus. What a devious woman to do that to him.
>>214779034This was considered a comically high number of dicks for a woman to have sucked in the early 90’s
>>214779034movie is retarded. he literally never asked about STDs which is what anyone would have done. these movies are paid by big pharma so retarded consoomers get STDs and buy their medicines
>>214781051eww brother. ewwww. what is that brother?
>>214780930>>214781051Not me. Ignore faggot poster
>>214780203SPBP
Why are all of Kevin Smith's movies about simping for whores?>Clerks37 Dickson>MallratsSmokey fucked the bandit and Trish the dish>Chasing AmyFingercuffs>DogmaA woman's body is her own fucking business >Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackJay simping for JusticeAnd it goes on and on with him. Smith is some cuck male feminist who used his position to meet his wife and thinks women are whores, but it's a good thing that they're whores.
>>214781347lol gaynon running damage control. bro you aint escaping the dick suckin allegations nigga
they shouldve kept the original ending where dante gets robbed and killed at the end
>>214782287and she sucks the robber's dick
>>214781051>I was going to suck a dick that night
>>214779034low numbers for a pudgy jew whore
>>214781507the answer is evil jews
>>214781507because he was a fat loser that worships mid pussy that p0wns his dick
>>214781051its just flesh dont be weird about it
>>214779034> 37 dicks> fingercuffswhy was kevin smith trying to normalize and force acceptance of cucked garbage?
Couldn't even finish this movie, it was just constant Xillennial reference humor and "quirky" one-liners. I will admit though, the gum salesman reveal was genuinely pretty funny.
>>214782809No wonder him and weinstein were close
the guy who gets offended by then talking about jizz moppers buys paper towels and windex
>>214779034>>214780842Why would it matter? Isn't she with you right now?It doesn't matter if you're the first so long you're the last bro.
>>214781106>used to be comically high numberMost guys cannot fathom what it’s like to be a woman in 2025 Its hilarious, but it’s also kinda sad. Let's imagine one single day in the average woman's life. Her day commences in the haze of whatever free drugs and booze she imbibed, boofed and snorted the previous day. She can barely make out all the notifications from thirsty dudes literally from all over the world. There's a vast underclass of swarthy men stretching from here to bumfuck Bangladesh who like, comment and follow a girl like this, and she needn't ever interact with them. Are these men even real? Not to her, no. Plus, in all likelihood she is waking up next to one or several sleeping studs, the ones who the night before gaped and glazed our girl until their rigorous fuckings broke her fickle female reality and she suddenly saw before her the roastie dimension: a yonic realm where tesseracts of turgid, tumescent phalluses are powered by the aggregated orgasmic energies of all women worldwide who in that same moment shared delivery to this phantasmic space by way of the same sort of jackhammering fuckfest induced hallucinations. She'd have forgotten her name, number systems and become psychically disembodied somewhere during the double penetrations. But after enough rest, our girl will be ready to text one of her orbiters for coffee, another for lunch, one lucky guy to go shopping with and another for transportation to dinner. Time with girlfriends, also financed by another doting beta, blends seemlessly into another libidinous evening dank with debauchery. Sometimes she'll have time to shower, other times she can purchase one of many commercially available "feminine wipes" to "clean" the cum and smegma and who knows what Chad-deposited detritus sprayed and smashed into her dangly clam meat. And after a few judicious wipes of her snatch, she'll be ready to mount the next stallion rounding the turn of the Cock Carousel.
>>214784076It’s obvious that you won’t be the last though
>>214784076It matters if you want respect, for one. Respect for yourself and respect from your peers. If you're with a girl with a reputation like "finger cuffs" or worse, a woman who is or was a prostitute, you're getting dunked on constantly behind your back (if not to your face) by everyone in your life
>why are we walking like this?
>>214783383Jones? Shit, I know Alyssa Jones, I mean I *know* Alyssa Jones! Know what I'm sayin'? Me and Rick Darris used to hang around her house after school and shit cause her parents were like never home and shit. One day Rick just whips it out and starts rubbin it on her leg and shit, starts chasin her around the living room. I was dyin. But you know what the crazy bitch did? She drops to her knees and she just starts suckin him off. Right there in front of me, like I wasn't even there man. I almost died. But that's not the fucked up part. The fucked up part was Rick, man, right in the middle of it, he turns to me and he says 'Cohee!' Just like that, 'Co-Hee!' So I'm like, "Yo ill give it a shot." So I start pullin' her pants down and shit. All slow cause I'm figurin' any minute she's gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth and shit right? But yo check this shit out man. Shes all into it. She doesn't even try to stop me or nothin'. Shes all wet and shit and I just start going to work, Know what I'm sayin? Me and Rick are just going to town on this crazy bitch and shes just loving it, all moaning and shit, it was fucked up! So Ricks the one that came up with the nickname, cause that day she had us locked in tight from both ends like a pair of god-damned Chinese finger cuffs!
>>214784076>why does it matterRead the last paragraph and decide if this gives you the “cope” vibe: 1/2So there's me and Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Which, as we all know, is a really dumb move. But you know how it is: you don't wanna know, but you just have to, right? Stupid guy bullshit. So, anyway, she starts telling me about him... how they fell in love, and how they went out for a couple of years, and how they lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... and I'm okay. But then she drops the bomb on me, and the bomb is this: it seems that a couple of times, while they were going out, he brought some people to bed with them. Ménage à trois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind, right? I mean, I am not used to this sort of thing. I mean, I was raised Catholic, for God's sake.JSo I'm totally weirded out by this, right? And then I just start blasting her. Like... I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling, so I figure the best way is by calling her a slut, right? And tell her she was used. I'm... I'm out for blood. I really wanna hurt this girl. I'm like, "What the fuck is your problem?", right? And she's just all calmly trying to tell me, like, it was that time and it was that place and she doesn't think she should apologize because she doesn't feel that she's done anything wrong. I'm like, "Oh, really?" That's when I look her straight in the eye, I tell her it's over. I walk.Jay: Fuckin'
>>214784076>>2147846282/2A!Silent Bob: No, idiot. It was a mistake. I didn't hate her. I wasn't disgusted with her. I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small, like... like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level, like I'd never be enough for her or something like that, you know what I'm saying? But, what I did not get, she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was... she was looking for me, for the Bob. But, uh, by the time I figure this all out, it was too late, man. She moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away. So, I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... so to speak.
>>214779034this movie was so fucking unwatchable, holy fuck
>>214784649> She wasn't looking for that guy anymore.Redpill comic energy.This is brutal if you have to tell yourself that
