because she's very clearly being set up as tha villain you retard

>>214779462
Yes, all that may be true, but can she do it on the dick tho?

>>214779462
>>can communicate with and command xenomorphs, even over huge distances
Was on the fence about watching this. Glad I checked

>>214779462
she’s going to 1v1 david, each with an army of xenos backing them up

>>214779462
She can't remotely control any electronic devices, she can control anything that's on the same system as the island. Like the old man android and the elevators.

>>214779538
She can't communicate with any xeno, just the one that she raised as a pet after it burst out of her brother's disembodied lung. There's people itt trying to say how stupid this show was. I watched every episode, it's even stupider than they're saying.

>>214779545
that doesn’t make any sense, systems communicate with other systems

>>214779462
>hurr durr ur an angry little man, girl power me strong and smart

I hate women so much

So what happened to the xeno on the ship that crashed?
The one that got EYE'd?

>>214779545
No, she literally can control any "tech", even things not connected to a network. combine that with her ability to min control aliens she is practically omnipotent.

>>214779462
Alien Earth is a serious contender for the "worst show ever made" award

I turned it off when she stopped the old bald guy Android. Seriously what the fuck

>>214779697
without a stretch of irony. putrid garbage made by the lowest of the low on the industry. even today's industry.

>>214779462
Ummm sweetie, it's time to sit down, be humble, be quiet, and let her rule now

>>214779697
you are being more histrionic than my sister dude, it wasn’t kino but not bad either, are you just a seething nerd or something

>>214779636
Wendy cut off its head with the blade from a paper cutter without splattering its acidic blood all over her.

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>>214779615
Oh it’s worse than that. Imagine the level of faggot you needed to be to be male and graduate from Sarah Lawrence. Having a “feminist icon” for a mother is just the cherry on the top. It’s like someone genetically engineered the UberSimp.

>>214779614
Making sense isn't what this show is about.

>>214779462
probably with all the scary monsters

>>214779764
Or even harming the paper cutter, which I have to assume is just a garden variety paper cutter and not made out of anti xeno blood material or whatever dumb shit the “writers” came up with.

>>214779763
It might be the worst fucking TV of the last 15 years. Which is an accomplishment.

>>214779664
lol and it’s not even digital tech, their screens are all CRT

>>214779615
She's not a woman, she's a robot. To think of this an a feminist victory is retarded.

>>214779605
>it's even stupider than they're saying.
As someone that was saying this was retarded from ep1, I was trying to explain how stupid this show is to someone else today, and I realized the stupid shit that makes no sense is so much, that it would literally take me an hour to explain.
Nothing about the world building, characters, events, developments, alien biology, makes ANY fucking sense.
It's like the show was written by someone that is either 12 years old or has lived in a cave his whole life, and doesn't know anything about the world.
Even the fags in Plato's cave had more of a clue.
If you compare it to something like Andor and how bureaucracy (for example) is written in that show, it's really evident.

>>214779886
Oh bullshit. To these fucking idiots if you look like a woman then you’re a woman. Also anyone ever ask yourself why they matched the androids sex and race with the kids sex and race? Weird right?

>>214779886
>She's not a woman, she's a robot. To think of this an a feminist victory is retarded.
Nigga please.
>>214779824
Metal isn't corroded by the acid blood, because the hook she used to pierce his little mouth, also didn't get melted at all.

want a gif or webm or mp4 of her saying RUN to boy genius

>>214779927
I don't think of the robot as being a lady. Whatever their jewish messaging is I deny it. I see the truth. Can't brainwash me.

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>>214779934
> metal isn't corroded by the acid blood
I hope this is bait for your sake.

>>214779896
>It's like the show was written by someone that is either 12 years old or has lived in a cave his whole life, and doesn't know anything about the world.
or, AI?

>>214779986
Who gives a fuck what you think dummy, we were talking about whether THEY think this is a feminist victory and they absolutely do.

>>214779934
>Metal isn't corroded by the acid blood
It literally is in every movie, it's actually a crucial plot point in Alien: Resurrection

Are you faggots genuinely surprised this turned out to be awful girlboss wokeslop?

>>214779896
>>214779994
You can't convince me this wasn't just a prompt they put into an AI and told it to crank out a tv show with eight episodes, then they ran with whatever it spit out

Is it explained how she can communicate with aliens or can seemingly control everything "linked with the island" technologically? When she stopped the old android in its spot it made me react with anger. And if she could control everything she just decided to make it so the old amdroid could still use his eyes so the viewer had a comedic viewing experience? Seriously im in a bad mood now fuck

She's, BY FAR, the worst Mary Sue ever. APOLOGIZE to Rey right fucking now.

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>>214780065
>Is it explained how she can communicate with aliens or can seemingly control everything "linked with the island" technologically?
Yes, she's Wendy, the special chosen one.

>>214779934
There’s a shot in literally every single Alien movie of giant holes eating through bulkheads in metal ships from acid blood. Use your brain.

>>214779503
she can do a spin trick

>>214780038
Talking shit about this show is literally the only good thing I’ve gotten out of it so stop shitting in the punch bowl retard

>>214779545
she was following her brother

>>214779462
Do you think they give them working vaginas?

>>214780065
No, theres no explanation.
Honestly it feels like its from some shittt show made in the early 2000s. You can tell a boomer with no understanding of technology wrote this.

>>214779462
horror?

have you really ever at any second be scared or even a little startled while watching this show?

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>>214780140
No just the mouth

>>214779824
it was coated with teflon 2

>>214779786
>casts himself in the show
>also sings the intro music
bit of a vain cunt

>>214780163
>her little mouth shoots out and kills her brother avenging her people friend Nibs

>>214779462
I hate that the main plot is so fucking stupid while all the other threads are so interesting.

Kirsch is legit one of my favorite characters in the entire franchise but then Wendy is insufferable and evil. I want to know whose fucking brilliant idea it was to turn the signature monster in the franchise into a trained attack dog.

>>214779462
>Horror?

>>214780259
the real horror were the writers all along

Alien: Earth was a terrible Alien show but a fantastic Blade Runner show.

>>214779462
Yutany will clearly humble her ass in S2.
Also eye nigga will fuck things up for her.

What is eyes personality gonna be like guys?

>>214780349
I think it'll be BAAAAAAAAH-D

The nibs character ruined the show long before the finale. The most annoying and unlikable character is supposed to be the reason Wendy takes the aliens side over humanity and even her own brother to the point of callously slaughtering people that aren't a threat to her Mary Sue powers. It was such a jarring transition

>>214780349
she's gonna be more insufferable than Wendy. They will have a bitch fight

Can i get a show about the eye alien made by some competent dude?

>>214780349
like the character
ocellus will inherit a deep love for wendy, just like ocellus had a love of sheepy things when she was a sheep

>>214780467
Nope, Ocellus is pissed at Wendy for kicking her and preventing her from taking over Wendy's brother. She wants revenge. Big time.

>>214780080
Both are from Disney.

>>214779990
>>214780018
>>214780086
Yes, was my sarcasm not obvious when the next sentence was literally pointing out how her hook doesn't melt for whatever reason? Clearly this show doesn't give a shit about any type of consistency.

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>>214779538
She's unironically being set up to become this.

https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Goddess

>>214779994
>>214780053
ChatGPT unironically writes more coherent stories than this.
they're bland, but not this retarded.

>>214780541
>was my sarcasm not obvious
No. You're either autistic or an ESL for thinking an incorrect point made flatly counts as obvious sarcasm.

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>>214780566
She's going to be SO MUCH COOLER than that loser David

>>214780349
he's gonna be eyeballing everyone

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>>214779462
>I really want to know how the writers of this show plan to make a horror TV show set in the Alien universe with this as their main character

Make her the villain. The next season is a bunch of Marines having to fight their way through her Xenomorph army to exterminate the hybrid synth abominations.

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>>214780349

>What is eyes personality gonna be like guys?

He'll be voiced by Andy Dick.

>>214780934
she*

>>214780080
Rey still is worse. Wendy is more insufferable but at least she didn’t demean Sigourney Weaver and Yaphet Kotto to their faces on camera.

>>214779462
They're making a horrible tv show not a horror tv show mate

>>214780541
> was my sarcasm not obvious
You’re either backtracking what you said because you care what strangers on the internet think of you or you’re too dumb to know what sarcasm is. So which is it, are you a dumb liar or just dumb?

>>214780934
That would unironically make the show better.

>>214780990
Also Wendy isn’t a Mary Sue because there’s an in universe explanation for her abilities. She’s a robot with inherent speed and strength and techotelepathy. Rey just automatically knew shit that even the most powerful force users had to spend years to learn.

>>214781192
>She’s a robot with inherent speed and strength and techotelepathy.
all things that robots in the alienverse DO NOT HAVE. She is a mary sue for having those invented for her especially when she's a prior model. This is not nanobot hologram marvel superhero movie. It's only half a century late, fan-fiction headcanon that would justify her abilities.

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>>214779500
If she's the villain, who's the protagonist? Her brother? One/some of the other hybrids?

All your pissy bitching is why we NEVER get cool sci fi to begin with, you jackoffs got your super serial and profound cerebral space slop with covenant and prometheus (both sucked dick)

Now shut the fuck up, i wanna see robo waifus control murder monsters

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>>214781284
>who's the protagonist?

No one from this season. Tell it from the perspective of Weyland Yutani mercenaries.

>>214779462
>I'm gonna create these superintelligent, very powerful machines
>gonna put in a tracker, that can be turned off lul
>not gonna put in a kill switch just in case
>multigorillion dollar company
>can only afford one bald merc to guard me
>boy genius btw

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>AWWW HELL NAWWW I AIN'T GOING IN SOME PLANT
>SHEEEEEIIIIT SAVE MEE AAAAAGH
>*buuurrrrppp*

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>>214780566
Or this.

https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Fulfremmen

>>214781398
>the plant's got me!
>better lay on the trigger shooting everyone around taking them with me!

the only couple of characters even fun to watch in this was the eye, the black dude and the retarded fantasy of a far leftist of what a billionair or genius is.

>>214781355
He stands right outside the prison with just a single asian guard with a pistol. Then he's surprised when she opens the door, but STILL walks inside. He's seen what they've done to dozens of his guards already and that they're bullet proof. He doesn't even have the stun gun. They walk within close grabbing range for no reason. Then predictably Nibs kills the asian guy... and he acts surprised?

>>214779824
Makes you wonder why WY didn't just make the xenomorph container in Resurrection out of paper cutters, they dumb or what

>>214779462
an alien that mixes the best elements of alien and robot

MECHA alien

>>214781398
plant-bro's eating good tonight.

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>>214779824
Why didn't they use all the paper cutters at the prison to kill it?

>why wasn't the techbro trillionaire actually a genius? they always are in real life!
Anon, I...

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>>214781597
This was originally Giger’s design.

He’s probably pretty happy somewhere that his name wasn’t put on this atrocity.

>>214781667
He’s a stupid person’s idea of a smart persons idea of a stupid person.

>>214781667
Ehhhhhhh the guys you’re referencing (Musk, Zuckerberg, Thiel) are probably geniuses in their specific area of expertise but as is usually the case with guys like that they have to emotional intelligence of a two year old with Down Syndrome

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>>214781597
>>214781793
>Season 2 premiere
>a little bit of time has passed and Wendy has...altered physical form

>>214780304
Not even remotely.

>>214781875
God, Giger was such a coomer. What a Chad.

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>>214781875
>season 3 premiere

>>214781499
he's an overconfident billionaire that has played the confidence card with hundreds of people and it always worked. He thinks it will work again on robots with the mind of children. Really, the only incomprehensibly dumb thing he did was to make the robot bodies be super strong. There is LITERALLY zero (0) reason to give experimental robots with the minds of children the strength to kill you. You have to be a total retard to do that.

>>214781977
Nibs just hasn't been the same without Mr. Strawberry

>>214781840
dumb meme, if he built a machine at age 6 then he really was a genius in that area. That doesnt mean that he's a genius in everything. Maybe he's a really good inventor and businessman but a total idiot when it comes to people so he surrounded himself with AI robot henchmen because he prefers full control.

>>214782085
>if he built a machine at age 6 then he really was a genius in that area
And Musk invented both Paypal and Tesla.

>>214782152
>And Musk invented both Paypal and Tesla.

go back you zero brain person. All you know is to think in predetermined rails. Musk did not invent Paypal or Tesla UNLIKE THE GENIUS IN THE SHOW and even if the boy genius was exactly like Musk.. and? so? that would still mean you are an idiot because this chain is about whether the guy is a retard's idea of what a genius would be like and clearly then he would be a realistic depiction of a fake genius with parallels in real life.

>>214782234
>seething because elan musk invented and you didn't
he invented rockits too, they've been all over the news for like five years he evan went to mars

>>214782315
Overplayed your hand

>>214782315
can you just go back to wherever you came from? I understand your idiotic sarcasm, we all heard it 50 times already on every social media platform. Say something of actual substance when you talk.

>>214782352
You're just mad that you didn't invent the digital town square and everything app.

>>214782352
neuralink
brainalizer
not a flametheower
smart warches
the eletrac car
moon traval
theirs hundreds of inventions he maked

so is Boy Kavalier actually smart? the entire final episode made him out to be a real idiot and I really have yet to see his intellect displayed in any meaningful way. You'd think after seeing the doors and cameras get hacked they would put some kind of protections in place to stop it from happening again.

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>>214782882
He is supposed to be smart, but dumb people wrote him so this was the best they could do.

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>>214779500
Incorrect.

This show is so bad it almost seems intentional

>>214780349
hes a fucking zombie now
>>214783603
>>214779500
maybe not a villain but definitely antagonistic, she seems to be discarding her humanity

Wendy is OP. This show is bullshit.

>>214783675
>maybe not a villain but definitely antagonistic
You might be media illiterate. Shes clearly consistently shown in a positive light.

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>>214781398
>the acting
>terrible
>long shots on victims so we can see they're SCARED
>rolling
>the reaction time of soldiers
>horrible
>comedy of errors
>engaged
yup, it's alien time

Ty anon, this was the final nail for me

>>214783765
>unleashes xenos on human meat bags with no remorse, doesn't flinch at all watching a hybrid smash the skill of a human in
you keep telling yourself she is shown in a positive light

>>214783829
leftists are deranged enough to see it as positive, the show is made by leftists. they're utterly deranged. dont you get it.

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>>214779462
synth sue

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>>214783829
>He doesnt know what a girlboss moment is
Come on now

>>214783829

>not shown in a positive light

>makes a morally charged statement
>FUCK YEAH music starts to end the episode

you have zero media literacy

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>>214779615
ah yes no compassion for a kid being abused by a drunk father.
>>214779786
typical gamma boi
>>214779886
correct she's a little cunty girl, just like a true feminist

>>214783891
>>214783913
when wendy kills her brother in cold blood in s2 you will see it for the monster it is

>>214779462
If she's supposed to be perfect why doesn't she look like Angela White?

Interesting Idea:
>how kids brains cope with being put in immortal robot bodies
>guy tasked with bringing aliens back to Yutani at the expense of his crea
>Yutani and Prodigy fighting over the crash landing and ownership of aliens
>ethnics of synths vs cyborgs vs hybrids
>ethics of exploiting aliens for profit
>general corporate dystopia stuff

Show is about
>everyone is dumb
>robots are strong lol
>man in Xeno costume
>Peter Pan allusions

Shit.

>>214783937
>Implying that wont be shown as a strong empowering scene where she breaks free from the chains of patriarchy
anon pls

>>214779462
shes an overemotional libtard female. Thats her weakness and will be her downfall

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When Wendy isn't on screen, other characters should ask, "Where's Wendy?"
Also, Wendy should have access to a time machine.

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>>214779538
>>214779462
>>>can communicate with and command xenomorphs, even over huge distances
Yeah. This series was full of bullshit asspulls after bullshit asspulls, but that was on a whole other level of nonsense.
>>214779500
Damn. She's become just like me. Nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.

shes going to be the villain

>>214784075
On paper it really sounds like it should be a good show but what wound up on screen was something else.

>>214783798
lmao you fags would call the original alien and aliens woke. what a joke

>>214779462
YASSS BOSS GURL I LOVE ALIEN EARTH!!!

>>214780053
AI often resorts to clichés and forgets details over time making some characters dumber than they should, contradicting itself and defying logic overall.
So yes, AE writers very likely used AI.

>>214779462
hyper acute is right!

>>214779886
based retard

>>214779462
honestly, I just watched the show for my boy Kirsh

>>214779462
it'll be some stupid shit about how "humans are the real monsters all along"

>>214783867
Your role model was shot and killed on live tv and the whole world laughed

>>214780566
People clearly didn't actually read this comic. It was set up to be some unknowable Xenomorph goddess, but it's literally just some random negress colonist that got mutated by alien shit.

>>214783937
>in s2
>you will see

>>214781667
You're retarded. Goy Cabalqueer is clearly shown in the show to be an ACTUAL genius. Yet for some reason he's also a fraud, because the director wants to whine about elon musk and is a retard.

>>214781845
None of these faggot kikes are geniuses. They were all just born into wealth and like all kikes stole from goyim to get richer. If you've ever heard ANY of them speak, they're all very clearly retarded.

>>214783603
God she looks old.

>>214787899
Its already at that point.

>>214779462
UMANS IS REAL ORROR!

>>214788258
yeah but they'll double down on it. they'll also somehow make yutani sympathetic because no one takes a female ceo seriously or some other retarded shit and that's why she's so obsessed with the xeno to prove to the other evil (white) male ceo's that she's better than them.

>>214787899
>it'll be some stupid shit about how "humans are the real monsters all along"
all that when they show alien killing dozens of humans and covering island with blood lol! honestly ALL of the kills in this season except two (the morrow retarded sec crewman and the captain who died to jew doctor) rest belong TO ANDROIDS AND ALIENS! So they kind of shoot themselves in the foot trying to do the "humans am bad" massage.

>>214784487
writers literally dont know a single shit from real world. specially what sound or computers is. For them if someone clicks tongue just right someone from the other side of the world could hear it instantly with no delay.

>>214780065
In one of the early episodes it's revealed that she can somehow control security cameras from hundreds of miles away. They ask not-Elon if they knew she could do that and he says no, then says to just ignore it and see what happens because he is stupid.

>>214788319
Modern writers do not understand time or distance.

>>214788408
he was just trusted his state of the art security tracking and fail switches in android bodies.. until the single dude who was doing it was fired and he offed whole system before dying. Then none of them including Musk had access to that. SO THERE IS JUST NOTHING THEY COULD DO(

>>214781398
what a horribly made show

>>214780349
Doubt it's gonna get greenlit for a second season but if this show had good writters eyeball saves kavalier from the droids and when kavalier asks why eyeball finally speaks
>just like you, i too was looking for someone smart to talk to

This show is offensive to the medium of storytelling.

>>214779500
Villain to who? Who's antagonist?

>>214784543
i do

>>214784543
>Ripley had no powers, was vulnerable and scared the whole time
>overcame the odds by using her brain
Yeah totally the same as "i can talk to xenos, kill xenos off camera and control tech because... I just can ok?"

>>214783675
>maybe not a villain but definitely antagonistic, she seems to be discarding her humanity

Absolutely not. It's shown that she, even if she lost her true body, is more human than anyone else seen in the whole franchise.
To make it short: you learn from her something positve.
What's the lesson? Don't know for sure, but maybe the series is another metaphor for rebellion against racism (you can communicate with the illegal immigrant xeno and understand peacefully each other if you want lol, so kill and let die who doesn't agree) and fascism (just people with tons of money, capitalists) again.

Whatever this show means, it's a mess. First Romulus, and now A:E... this ip is fucked.
I suspect Predator will suffer the same.

>>214788408
That guy looks more like Zuckerberg.

>>214779605
>She can't communicate with any xeno, just the one that she raised as a pet after it burst out of her brother's disembodied lung.
The little one that came out of Arthur also seems to stay chill in her presence

>I really want to know how the writers of this show plan to make a horror TV show set in the Alien universe with this as their main character
Some white conservative white guy as the enemy.

>>214781977
>hits her elbow once
>crACK

>>214780082
Uncanny

I only persisted with this trainwreck because I thought it was a miniseries. Season 2? No thanks.

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holy fuck look at all these seeting retards itt. and they watched the entire show!! and theyll watch s02 with their slobering mouths. lmfao

>>214789054
The little one is following the big one. But I'm sure she's able to control the little one too because what can't she do?

>>214783675
>she seems to be discarding her humanity
that is the point, humanity especially white/European man is evil and to be discarded and overcome
she is the hero of the show and man is the real monster, not the xeno, get it
you don't even have to watch the show to understand this because that is how the people who wrote the show think and its obvious in every bit of media produced today

>>214780163
Everyone on the show has weird teeth.

>>214780163
don't tell me to smile! and my name is NOT honey!

>>214788824
lmao all those words and all i can think of is the dogshit dialogue between wendy and her brother of "killing people good xeno honest bad brother you didn't become genocidal for mr strawberry" stop trying to analyse a turd bro or go back to plebbit with your shit takes about fascism

>>214780487
How is the eye female?

>>214790662
All the POV shots religiously disavow the male gaze

>>214781977
Imagine filming your daughter doing this and realizing you will never have grandkids.

>>214781398
30M dollars per episode btw

>>214788300
Those pesky humans deserved it because they were stinky meanieheads!

>>214788432
>until the single dude who was doing it
Spared no expense.

>>214779462
Wall

>>214790862
jfc really?

>>214779500
She's very clearly meant to be a new alien queen. Did any of you watch prometheus / covenant?

What was david trying to do with shaw? You now have a real version of that.

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>>214781284
her brother reminded me of Gus Grimly from Fargo season 1.
if she starts fuckin', maybe there will be a Syd.

>>214788300
Dude the entire premise of the whole franchise is.
>Humanity encounters something that could destroy them if messed with.
>The money/power men see the potential to use it as a weapon and make money and send plebians to investigate.
>The plebians suffer the consequences.

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>Wendy has been shown to be able to fuck with all technology the entire season
>Kavalier is somehow shocked when she does this in the final fucking episode

>>214788300
>trying to do the "humans am bad" massage.
based on Fargo and Legion, I don't think Noah Hawley is that pessimistic about humanity. maybe Wendy needs to just try Bisquick.

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Everyone who doesn't like this show is a bad person.

>>214791038
250 million dollars budget total, 8 episodes gives around 31 million per ep.
Its pretty insane. I've seen movies about parasitic aliens invading earth with less of a budget total than this gets per episode, which was still better overall than seeing this entire dogshit series.

>>214791533
>250 million dollars budget total,
WHAT THE FUCK? where did all this money go? it's same 3 sets all season and the actors are literal who

>>214787899
Check the title of the finale

>>214791367
>29
oof. that's rough

>>214780163
I thought she doesn´t have emotions? how does she get angry like this

Even normies think Wendy is an insufferable girlboss marysue, thats when you know you fucked up royally.

>>214791714
Proof? Maybe there's hope for them yet

>>214781398
One of these lazy shows where they can´t be bothered to make things happen organically and in a logic and sound way. So we have all these ideas what we want to happen, how do we make them happen? lmao just make it happen who cares.

considering the awful writing here's the script for s2 probably
>wendy either completely destroys the invaders of the island or is captured (depends on what the writers want)
>eventually the eye will be a problem (not really they just need to move the plot forward)
>it won't do anything special, synths will come and deal with it with the xenos
>after dealing with the eye the synths will make a speech about bringing le world together into one world government
>at first things go well then some anti synth faction/people kill a synth
>the synths freak out and start murdering people with xenos
>somehow the brother will disable all of them to save humanity
>the army of xenos for some reason will all be on the island (there will be like 5 xenos)
>they get bombed
>series ends with the brother making a speech how the synths were just kid molded by le humanity and that humans were to problem and need to le change
>one world government forms
>The end
Keep in mind that my expectations for this season were higher, so the writing might be even worse.

The absolutely DUMBEST thing about this show, is them making the cast adults that have to pretend to be retarded children
Who the fuck okay'd that?

>>214791615
You're not factoring in how much the producers spent on cocaine

>>214791728
viewership numbers

>>214791714
I’ve been watching this with my dad and he hates her too.

>>214791728
Go read any negative imdb review of the finale and most of them mention Wendy as a negative aspect of the show with her grab bag of random powers and extremely messy motivations as a major flaw of the episode.
People also seem to really hate how the xenomorph is just her pet now.

>>214781398
At least she’s dead now.

>>214790853
because no man will fuck her? what are you saying?

wtf is their endgame now? Rule? lmao they are at war with two of the five superpowers on the planet they will get streamrolled unless there is a Mary sue happening of epic proportions which will fuck up s2 more than ever. Tey have written themselves into a corner

>>214791772
so they could justify why half of the cast acts retarded. but there's no justification for the other half

>>214791960
>Mary sue happening of epic proportions
i am calling it. she will hack all of prodigy's terrority so about 1/5th of the world. then use that to teach the evil adults a lesson

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>>214791852
expectations were subverted

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The only good parts of this garbage show is Wayland looking like Sting and the ending music
The director should just give up and make spotify playlists

>>214792756
>Wayland
Sorry Raylan

>>214792695
>more 1s than 10s
it's over

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THE PETER PAN ANALOGY
Why the fuck would you base your Alien TV show around PETER FUCKING PAN

>>214791758
Sounds like you got the inside scoop.

>>214792948
Something I noticed is, that likely many of this franchise hopper stories likely staryed as their own thing but to give it a boost, they attach it to an already established franchise.

In hindsight, you can see this. Remove the Alien from the episodes and you could do fine 99% of it as an AI drama.

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>the robot can do things it wasn't built to do
>the designers of the robot don't understand
>the failsafes failed
Boy Kavalier is going to be the anti-hero we don't deserve with a genius Uno-reverse double-Deus ex machina: Timmy Elephant is actually the first successful human->synth clone with a network backup and is Boy's true father.

>>214779462
Tell it to me straight, /tv/ is this worth watching, the only thing that got me interested in this is the cute MC and Noah Hawley (prime Fargo S1). Does the MC do anything and does Noah Hawley have his prime back like Fargo Season 1?

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Dame thinking about her husband

>>214793190
After the ending, absolutely not.

>>214793190
None of it is.

>>214779712
Sexist.

>>214793324
>>214793341
Dang, I was hoping I could binge watch it, I was expecting levels of Prometheus and Cyberpunk (like Blade Runner, since it's on earth). RIP.

>>214793280
Isn’t that head covering a jew thing?

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They are already ripping off Kerrigan and will continue to do so next season ... this is good

They should move away from this perverted Peter Pan pointless plot

Is not that bad is not that good. probably a 7/10, children are overreacting. is a fucking show just watch it and shut the fuck up.

>>214788137
Actually nobody laughed except some leftist freaks which horrified normal people

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>>214793914
>season 2 starts while the song "Back in Black" starts blasting
>boy genius looks into the camera while tied to the wall in the cage while the aliens drool slime into his jewfro and his robots are getting ready to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch
>freeze frame
>"you probably wonder how I got here"
>"it all started with Timon and Pumbaa..."

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>>214790853
if this one did this in front of me he would have a grandkid 9 months later

>>214780349
It inherits the intelligence of the host so the writers have a good excuse of making it act exactly like arthur

>>214780990
Well she demeaned the xenomorph by turning it into a puppy

>>214781192
There's no explanation lmao. BK admits he has no idea why she can do what she does

>doesn't have different colored eyes
Shitty Mary Sue.

>>214781192
Rey is related to Sheev.

>>214779462
>Can Dr Dolittle alien space monsters

She has one hell of a CV.

>>214783603
>You're not a boy
>You're a man
Uh... thanks? I mean oh damn I'm so insulted how dare you call me a man

>>214794321
>Just turn your fking brain off bro!
Double digit IQ moron

>>214779462
What the fuck was up with their credit music choices? None of them fit the tone of the final scene and felt like they picked the first songs on their shuffled Playlist

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>>214779462
Disney turned your cherished horror IP into girlboss capeshit. Are you surprised?

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>Bravo, Wendy, very good very good...
>HOWEVER
>Simon says Nibs and Curly suck my nuts while Wendy works the shaft

>>214795975
Not even a little.

>>214780566
>>214781423
All this expanded universe shit is so fucking gay and lame. Fuck James Camera

>>214779462
Has there ever been a more tragic waste of great source material than this shit show?

>>214782882
Smart but too ADD and overconfident, and dadbot implies he wasn't taking his meds

>"you were never a boy, you were always an angry little man"
Who writes this shit? The idea a young boy was always evil because his dad was abusive is some peak soulless retard shit. I know Wendy is meant to be a girlboss, but surely Noah Hackly could have churned out something less blatantly bad.

>>214796232
>Fuck James Camera
None of this shit comes from Cameron. This shit >>214780566 is also Disney.

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>>214792756
TREMBLE MORTALS!
BEHOLD THE MAJESTY OF MY EVIL SPACE UNDERPANTS!

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>>214796585
Cameron is the reason we have yet another stupid action franchise meant to sell merch and eventually be subsumed into Disney, instead of having one great horror film. He's a fucking hack and you know it.

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>>214794593
Oh no. We definitely laughed, cuck.

>>214780134
I was thinking this but I think those were all prodigy systems

She is still op af

>>214795881
That's my secret, my brain is always off

>villains are all white men
>hybrids are three women, an Indian man, and a black man
>"you men are dumb and bad, us hybrids are smart and strong. It's our time!
>All-Star by Smashmouth starts playing

>>214796781
Alien was going to get a sequel with or without Cameron (remember he was HIRED to do a script, he didn't pitch the film), and if Cameron didn't do what he did with Aliens then the franchise would have gone down the typical 70s horror route where it's just the same film over and over with increasingly bullshit lore. The fact that it took until Prometheus for the franchise to get to those levels of bullshit is a testament to Cameron. If it hadn't been for Aliens then we'd be at Halloween Ends levels of franchise bullshit by now. They probably would have made the Xeno a demon at some point in the late 80s.

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>>214781398
Copying Half-life now, eh?

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>>214797232
>The fact that it took until Prometheus for the franchise to get to those levels of bullshit is a testament to Cameron.
Cameron is a selfish fucking hack for choosing not to bring Giger on board, and everything he touches turns to action spectacle bullshit. He is 100% responsible for establishing everything wrong with the franchise and your only defense is that it could have been worse? Fuck off.

>>214795764
Shills are out in full force making shit up to defend this show. BEWARE.

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>>214797232
This is his fucking legacy. As if Giger would ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! A bunch of dusty hunks of plastic collected by aged out manchildren with terrible BO. I just – I just can’t prove it. He turned the alien into a bug, he got these xillenials to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. Even the name: Xenomorph? He turned it into the creature design equivalent of a tactical knife you buy at the mall! That remaster! Are you telling me that a remaster just happens to turn into AI slop like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jamesy! He said I lived in my moms basement! And I watched his movie! And I shouldn’t have. I took it into my own home! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was just a production designer, always the same! Couldn’t keep his blue people out of the movies! But not our Jamesy! Couldn’t be precious Jamesy! Stealing Giger blind! And HE gets to be the director? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You...

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>>214798353

>no predator cameo
>the fauna hype was used to kill a minor grunt troop
>rest of the specimens did jack shit the entire series
>eyeball got beat up harder than a baseball and did nothing
I hope that this never gets another season, the fanbase is already cancerous and defensive of the story and finale to the point where it’s no longer fun discussing the show.

>>214779462
I'm curious to see how their dynamic with Weyland Yutani is gonna play out. The hybrids think they are coming to free them and the aliens but the corporation is only interested in the alien specimens for experimentation purpouses. Now we know the hybrids are gonna lose this power struggle since this movie is chronologically in the early story of the alien franchise and the later movies, chronologically speaking, make no mention of hybrids and weyland-yutani reigns supreme. So really curious to see how this will play out.

>>214779500
>he thinks it's getting a second season

>>214798615
I may be wrong since this information is from the games but isn’t future WY run and controlled by androids

>>214781398
the way this is shot is probably the most retarded thing on the show, and that's saying a lot

>>214781284
>If she's the villain, who's the protagonist?
Amanda Ripley

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>Spouts a bunch of autistic shit
>Seems like he has a plan but does nothing
>Loses his only fight like a bitch
>Back shattered
Cool...

>>214799673
>Seems like he has a plan
>gets outsmarted by retarded children in robot bodys

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>>214799673
Expectations? SUBVERTED!!

>>214779500
the villain was people all along

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>>214798615
>I'm curious to see

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Does anyone have that coked out schizopost of Noah Hawley talking about changing the medium of television or some shit? That's what this trash is supposed to be? It's the same cliche shit that's been pumped out by Hollywood for the last 20 years and he acts like it's an artistic revolution. YOUR. SHOW. IS. MADE. BY. DIIIIISSSNEEEY.

>>214800018
>Hawley was born in New York City in 1967,[1][2] the son of non-fiction writer and feminist activist Louise Armstrong
>She joined the women's movement in New York City in 1972 and began researching father-daughter incest
kek

>>214800278
>Hawley worked as a paralegal[2] and in computer programming at law firms.[5] He worked for The Legal Aid Society in New York City, dealing with cases involving child abuse and neglect,
>A large donation from the Rockefeller Family in 1890 enabled the organization to expand its services and include individuals from every background.[1] It was renamed the New York Legal Aid Society in 1890.
hmmm

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>>214783603
i didn't like this scene. they keep calling him the smartest person in the world. he's been waiting years to talk to someone on his level.

he finds someone and she insults him with a 500 IQ sherlock holmes deduction of his personality and life

his mega-IQ retort was:
>yeah, well, uhh, that's mean hehe

>>214779462
YASSS GURL BOSS SHOW!!! THIS WAS SO HECKIN GOOD!!

>>214779462
the force is female you chud
deal with it

>>214798615
>I'm curious to see how their dynamic with Weyland Yutani is gonna play out.

They're going to nuke the island or do something similar. Otherwise, it won't make sense for Weyland-Yutani to go out retrieving specimens again.

>>214801179
They went through all that hassle just to go there and nuke it? The entire plot of this series is the competition between Prodigy Corp and WY for the ownership of the aliens. Now that Prodigy corp is pretty much done for the only thing they need to do is catch the specimens

>>214801274
When the juice isn't worth the squeeze, you have to give it up. The hybrids would be getting out of hand, breeding aliens and creating an an army of aliens, alien-human hybrids, and other monstrosities. WY assesses the risk to be too great for them to attempt to reclaim the alien specimens, and have no choice but to destroy them.

>>214801776
Bro one of the last scene of the series is a bunch of WY jets flying towards the island dude, they are going to try to catch the aliens

>>214799807
Yes, that's what all the Alien movies said.

Now we rule.

>>214799673
That's old tech for you.

WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214799771
hey that's my wife get away nigger!

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>>214779462
BOY I SURE DO LOVE WHATEVER WAS PLAYING ON THE GENERIC ROCK RADIO STATIONS IN 1999!

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>>214800278
>>214800337
YOOOUU STOP RIGHT THERE, CHUD. ALIEN IS A SAFE SPACE. NO LOOKY INTO PAST-Y

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>>214779462
Come kiss me in my hot mouth. Im feeling romantical today

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>>214797117
>women, man, man
Children. They are all children. This is Poor Things/Fifth Element all over again. The writers barely concealed fetish. Because apparently feminism is putting children's brains in adult bodies so they can have sex with soilennial men.

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>>214803054
Is there a woman left without lip fillers/botox/whatever the fuck this is?

>>214799673
>Observes
>Does nothing
>Dies