Why did none of them bring an extra pair of shoes?
>>214784428Uhh kingbros??
>>214784428I've never wished for a car to come along and run somebody over so hard in my life
>>214784362the bastard kid did
Stebbins did have an extra pair hanging from his pack.
>>214784467Careful anon, King had the last guy who ran him over taken care of.
>>214784488Reasonably, shouldn’t they all have? Or at least 99% of them Why would you bring a camera or book when you could bring an extra pair of easy slip on shoes
>>214784548easy slip ons would be easy to slip out of
>>214784428So many of his characters are just transparently self inserts that express his personal opinions and have the universe of the story make them completely correct. The one detail about himself he never had a character reflect is that he is 6'8". That's not so tall he has to duck under door frames and stuff, but he was probably the tallest person in every room he was ever in for his entire life. Riding in a plane or many cars would be awful. It's a major, life defining detail that he just never wrote about. I wonder why?
>>214784573Slip em back on
>>214784428>only 78wtf he looks worse than some 90yos95yo eastwood mogs him
>>214784618King is 6’4. The gigachad goat Crichton was 6’9.
>>214786132>>214784428He got hit by a car really really bad. Changed him forever. cut him some slack
>>214784428Imagine how many loads he spent on Epstein's island.
>>214784362Am I really supposed to believe that some fucking kids walked literally 350 miles over the course of 4 days never stopping longer than 30 secondsDoes this nigga even live on planet Earth
>>214786243Getting hit by a car didn't affect the fact that he's a fuckin shit writer. Shit writer before, shit writer after.
>>214787088they walked 500+
>>214784362First Warning.
>>214784362If I remember correctly,in the book, doesn't one walker thought of this and brought one?
>>214784467I DONT WANNA GET BURIED IN A PET SEMATARY
>>214786243And of course alcohol and drugs have nothing to do with his looks. Anon, King took more stuff alone than most rock bands take all together (groupies included). It's a miracle he still lives.
>>214784362Why not just bring a pair of them there shoes with the dang ol' wheels on em'
>>214789187I don't wanna BE buriedMoron
>>214789187DON'T WANNA LIVE MY LIFEAT HOME
>>214784618I don't think King has ever really cared to feign himself a good writer, just a prolific one. Man makes a product and enjoys his money.He executive-produced this Craig R. Baxley absurdist spook kino and every episode has a fucking Stephen King novel in shot somewhere. It's so smug it wraps around to being funny.
>>214789588When he talked about being a good vs great writer, he stated he knows that he's not a great writer and knowing so makes you far less anxious about your craftPic related is a great read
>>214789588>>214789912He's not great, but he's good by most calibrations of the scale. There's a lot of far worse trash out there.
>>214784362Good luck taking shoes off and on again without stopping
>>214789912That's the best thing he's written in years. A very good read.
