What are some examples of the "Millennial writing" ?
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>>214787615I'm a millennial and have zero tattoos and took zero covid shots.
>>214787615>everything has to be political>right le bad>strong gay characters
>>214787615>Well that just happened.Basically anything that can be traced back to Chandler Bing type quips in Friends.
>>214787661That whole Norm interview where he talks about "Matt Speak" that Matt Perry wanted to do is hilarious
Borderlands Rick and Morty
>>214787661But Chandler was actually funny and accurate with his quips, millennials are just insufferable and tone deaf
Why are covid vaccines bad again?
>>214787734Besides the heart damage that is now listed as a side effect on them? The infertility, stroke and cancer risks that are now listed as side effects on them.
Im a millennial, but im team zoomer
>>214787734They weren't needed at all.
>>214787615Alien:Earth
>>214787733I know. Perry was actually funny. But it's the "style" that millennials try to recreate.
Excessive profanity
>>214787755I never had heart attacks, strokes or drops of fertility.
This shit right here nigger
>>214787815I'm glad, it would be tragic if you were one of many victims of that poison.
>>214787733Found the millenial
>nothing can be taken serious>anything serious must be followed up with a joke>quips and one liners As a more recent example, in Peacemaker when Peacemaker kills his father, it's immediately followed up with a joke that references another joke earlier in the show.
2MOREWEEKS
Every woman is an insufferable cunt.I was watching Weapons and Julia Gardner's character, who is supposedly a traumatized woman, ends a conversation with someone and says "suck my dick". I can't imagine any actress from the 90s ever saying something so crass.
>>214787734Aren't there now a whole host of side effects associated with them that would have made any pharmaceutical lose all their wealth in litigation and possibly had people get prison sentences if it wasn't for Biden handing out pardons Fauci and several other high ranking individuals concerning covid vaccines.
>>214788163Betty White did in Lake Placid.
>>214787615>What are some examples of the "Millennial writing" ?Weirdly enough its exclusively written by Gen Xers.
>>214788163This isn’t even insufferable you sound like a boomer lmfao
>>214787734Zombievaxxxxxpocalypse soon, two more weeks!
>>214788178>Aren't there now a whole host of side effects associated with them that would have made any pharmaceutical lose all their wealth in litigation and possibly had people get prison sentences if it wasn't for Biden handing out pardonsno.
>>214788301I'm sure those unlimited pardons were for nothing
>>214788261>Noah Hawley>Born 1967Millennial writing is Gen X writing every damn time.
>>214788301????There are though? I don't know why you're trying to lie about this.These have been documented as far back as 2021 and the pardons are an easy google away...
>>214788081Peacemaker was written by a guy who is like 60
Sick of all this shit getting blamed on us when in 90% of the cases its Gen X writing shit for a targeted audience of zoomers. No one called it Gen X writing back when millenials were young and everything being written was grim dark to appeal to us.Your generation is gay; get over it.
>>214788301>NoWhy are you lying you sack of shit?>Cardiac manifestations and outcomes of COVID-19 vaccine-associated myocarditis in the young in the USA: longitudinal results from the Myocarditis After COVID Vaccination (MACiV) multicenter studyhttps://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(24)00388-2/fulltext>Cardiovascular events following coronavirus disease 2019 vaccination in adults: a nationwide Swedish studyhttps://academic.oup.com/eurheartj/article/46/2/147/7795309>Biden issues last minute pardons to Anthony Fauci https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8r5g5dezk4o
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>>214788378Billions of people received the vaccine so wheres are all the side effects? Wheres the lawsuits against the pharmaceutical companies? Did Biden's pardon's somehow become worldwide? Well, I guess the world has become pretty retarded since Covid, so maybe that's what the vaccines did.
>>214788406To be completely fair - Joss Whedon is often associated with Millennial Writing and he's also in his 60's, and he's largely considered to be one of the worst offenders and the original creator of it.No idea why it's exclusively called Millennial Writing. Maybe because it's so prevalent with them.
>>214788442Thankfully Chinese vaccines were safe
>>214787615Everything from the last 15 years
>>214788433Its shite being zillennial. We have almost bothing in common with gen z or the millennials. Tho, i do believe we had kino childhoods
>>214788442Myocarditis was a very rare side effect and there's evidence covid affects the heart anyway >>214787755>infertilityMultiple lit reviews show fertility is unaffected>strokevery slight increase in possibility>cancerno evidence in fact some people experienced tumor regression following vaccination
>>214787615Borderlands 4 is the most egregious example millenial writing
>>214788442>https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(24)00388-2/fulltext>Risk of myopericarditis (mRNA vaccines only), extrasystoles, and transient ischaemic attack was transiently increased after COVID-19 vaccination, but full vaccination substantially reduced the risk of several more severe COVID-19-associated cardiovascular outcomes, underscoring the protective benefits of complete vaccination.What exactly is the issue? Like do you wanna ban seatbelts cause they lead to bruising during collisions?
>>214788455because they imitated him en mass, and in a much worse way
>>214787626Thiel moment
You fags don't know this because you were nothing but sperms at the time but when millenials were having things made to cater to their tastes we were in an era where rock music still existed and every tv/movie adaptation of something tried to be grim/dark/edgy. Shit like Fortnite brain rot games, diversity, trannies, and reddit humor only came around to appeal to zoomers. When the history books are written, THAT is what your youth culture is going to be; Broccoli haircuts, meme humor, and tranny porn.
>>214788511>>214788537>It's not real>SO WHAT IF IT'S REALKill yourselves.
>>214788511lol no refunds retarded kike
>>214788455>No idea why it's exclusively called Millennial WritingI don't think I've ever heard it called Millennial writing outside of 4chan. More common to call it MCU writing, which is basically just Joss Whedon writing, made famous in Buffy and Angel which are mainstay shows for millennials so it all kinda works.
>>214788621it used to be called reddit writing on here, back when all of the broccoli heads were just fetuses.
>>214787615> got one vax and one boosterTheres people still getting multiple ones for some reason.
>>214788663I got the first one and I can't really say I regret it because it didn't effect me at all but I never got anymore because it ended up feeling completely poinless.
>>214788597>It's not real>SO WHAT IF IT'S REAL>Kill yourselves.I never said it's not real. but you did say>>Aren't there now a whole host of side effects associated with them that would have made any pharmaceutical lose all their wealth in litigation and possibly had people get prison sentences if it wasn't for Biden handing out pardonsThen linked studies that showed incredibly small temporary risks for a much greater benefit. Nothing that points to a 'whole host' of side effects, or anything that would pose litigation risk for the companies making the vaccines. When faced with these facts you got upset, pretending I was yelling and told me to kill myself lol. What they should study is to see of covid and vaccines could make people retarded because it seems like a real problem nowadays.
>>214787615These are too old to be millenial, they are gen x, zoom zoom.To your question, Millenial writing is like zoomer writing only with a worse understanding and internalization of woke ideology / insanity. And there is always the white, pick-me basedboy who is the writer's obvious self-insert and friends with all the queer characters. Generally a comic relief, but from time to time he receives a chance to shine and to be a little 'badass'.
>>214788178Have you ever watched a US drug ad? Everything has thirty seconds of potential side effects. The body is a complex machine, if you put something in it with 0 potential side effects for anyone you're not putting anything in at all.
>>214788537I guess the counter point is many people wouldn't get coving anyway, so it wasn't saving them anything but still providing the downside. A seatbelt not actually involved in an accident doesn't cause bruising.
>>214788776>>214788537 >Clunk, click- every trip!
>>214787615Thunderbolts* is probably one of the biggest examples recently. That shit is filled start to finish with millennial psycho-babble and cringy-ass dialogue throughout. An absolutely horrid movie.
>>214787615Gen X writing.
>>214787615I'm a millennial, but in all seriousness, why are millennials like this? I feel like it's specifically something millennials born in the 80's do. I was born in '94 so maybe that's why my personality is more subdued, but it's crazy how many millennials are spiritually forty two year old women.
>>214787643>If we don't derail the discussions on this children's cartoon forum with hot-button political issues, then the fascists win!!This is an actual argument I found myself up against not too long ago. Guess the website
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>>214787629When people talk about millennials, they're talking about core millennials. People born in the 90's wrongly get affiliated with them. It's a retarded concept anyway, generations should be broken up into four to six year periods if you really want to make sweeping generations like this. As someone born in 1994, I have way more in common with an elderly zoomer born in 1998 than someone born in 1982, who are what people are really talking about when they say millennials. I would even say that younger members of gen X are some of the most "millennial" people on earth.
>>214787615Stranger Things.
>>214787615>5 years later >Still posting this shitDudeMove on
>>214787615Pretty much everything Disney has done over the past decade.
>>214790321The right can not and will not move on from 2020, that year was basically made for them.
>Dude Move on
>>214790344>my fianceedude's less of a loser than 90% of 4channel lmfao
>>214790344It's funny how many of these people are bald and have beards. You'd expect it to be pretty albeit aging faggots who do this, but no, it's fat bald guys with bushy beards. Strange.
>>214787615Joe Abercrombie
>>214790336>The rightYou don't have to be from some imaginary USmuttani cattle category to be anti-covid vaxx.
>>214787615>What are some examples of the "Millennial writing"Anything that would make a great gif or tiktok (formerly Vine)
>>214790344THIS person has a fiancé? What in the living fuck...
>>214790364DUDE WEED AND GAMING LMAO
>>214790371I never got the vaccine either but I never called it "the vaxx" or dwelled on it for half a decade after the pandemic because I'm not on the right.
>>214787615American horror story
>>214787615>quips>quips>and more quips
>>214787820Thought that was a transflag coloured butt plug at first. Reckon i need to go outside for a bit
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>>214790344It's weird how I'm a million times cooler and more attractive than this guy and yet I will never hold hands with a girl.
>>214790362at least 20% of 4channel claims to be married with children and making six figures. make of this information what you will.
>>214790506If they use words like "champ" or "bud" when saying it, they're roleplaying.
>>214787734Why were they good?
>>214790538on more public social media, those are the guys who are typically the least likely to be bullshitting. it's mostly fat married white and mexican dudes who argue with people online like that.
>>214790429That's just being gay with extra steps
>>214787704>BorderlandsRandy Pitchford Age: 54 (Gen X)>Rick and Morty Dan Harmon, Age : 52 (Gen X)Justin Roland, Age: 45 (Gen X)>>214787767>>214788261>Alien:EarthShow Runner, Noah Hawley, Age 58 (Gen X/Boomer)>Common Side Effects Writer Steve Hely, Age: 46 (Gen X)>>214790287Duffer Brother showrunners, Age: 41 (Very upper age tier millennial but arguably Gen X similar to how upper tier Zoomers are argued to be spiritually millenial and experienced some stuff like VHS, movie rentals and pre-always online life)First one here that's even remotely arguable to be MillennialAs usual Millennial writing = Gen Xers 99% of the time
>>214787615Anything I don't like. Like for example, Joss Whedon's who's a Gen-Xer.
>>214790682No, the Duffer Brothers are millennials without question. Millennials may not have invented this style of writing but they are capable of implementing it.
>>214790435Oh shit I see itThat shows actually pretty good only decent thing to come out of as in a long long time
>>214790506i feel like 75% the ones who ARE married with children are those trashy families who take up the whole aisle at wal-mart
the only millenial writers I even know are the old cracked alumni from like 15 years ago.
>>214790699I dont care what anyone says, firefly was kino
>>214790362She's either a mentally ill obese and/or a tranny. Being in an unhappy, childless relationship is one of the biggest Ls you can take.Relationships are for raising happy families. They do not have intrinsic value on their own. Quite the opposite without kids or at the very least a nurturing happy companionship they are one of the biggest wastes of time and ressources imaginable.
>>214790770Is anyone from Cracked even doing anything anymore? I vaguely recall someone saying Wong trooned out, though that's probably bullshit. I remember Swaim crashed out after a battle with alcoholism and depression, don't even know if he's doing anything creative at any capacity anymore. Wouldn't surprise me if Cheese has killed himself.
>>214790781I liked Buffy, I dunno.
>>214790824Last I checked, Swaim was working at IGN and is an self-labelled queer with a non-binary spouse (he married a woman btw)
>>214790579Well fuck.Also, why do women like fat guys so much? I swear I'm always seeing old fat guys with zero hygiene and mustard-stained tank tops with hot attractive girlfriends. Meanwhile I'm tall, slick, and beautiful with excellent hygiene and I can't get one girl to be interested in me. Their husbands just make passes at me.
>>214790814>Relationships are for raising happy families. They do not have intrinsic value on their own.You're probably just not capable of facing the unique, surreal pain of living your life without ever experiencing having someone love you while not only some of the lowest people but also animals, bugs, even plants have experienced that in some capacity. Never having been in a relationship and being excruciatingly aware of how fucked this situation is, seeing this kind of cope pisses me off.
>>214787615A lot. Millennials are about half of writing at the very least.
>>214790824Cracked is 100 times worse now. Its 75% twitter/reddit screencaps without commentary and 25% old content reposted or repackaged.
>>214787820kino show
>>214791098Mostly kino but some of the female “feels” dialogue is incredibly cringe. Mike Judges character is great tho
>>214791098I liked it quite a bit. Don't know why most of this board hates it so much.
>>214790938Pretty girls are fat girls in the making.
>>214790652It’s called an alternative lifestyle because it’s never worked before, ever.
>>214791180they just don't like the way it looks because they're autistic
>>214787629Doesn’t change that like every millenial woman has tattoos. I only date educated women as a preference but even the PhDs and shit still MUST get a tattoo or two.why? Idk.
>>214787615I dont think that guy on the right is a millennial
>>214788178>possibly had people get prison sentences if it wasn't for Biden handing out pardons Fauci and several other high ranking individualsNo, the pardons were to protect people from Trump petty vindictiveness, like what's currently happening to James Comey. Id love to hear what crimes you think Fauci committed or any of the people Biden preemptively pardoned
>>214791213Good gravy this can’t be real, it has to be some kind of parody snoop. And no, I’m not going to look it up in case I’m wrong, I don’t need faggy retarded bullshit souring my morning when it’s my weekend.
>>214791319It's real and it's Thursday dude
>>214791213Democrats deciding that normalizing this was an important part of their platform will never not be funny to me
>>214791334He said 'his' weekend, meaning he has the day off.
>>214787615Borderlands 2-4UndertaleDustbornYiik
>>214791255Women are absolute slaves to trends and group think and that includes the educated ones.
>>214787734One of my friends got something called visual snow syndrome from it, he was a normal guy previously and then this fucked up his whole life.
>>214787762They were sure as shit needed for people over 60
>>214790824if they got with the times then that is good
>>214790859>IGNoof>is an self-labelled queer with a non-binary spouse (he married a woman btw)RIP. He was a funny guy.
>>214787755>The infertility, stroke and cancer risks that are now listed as side effects on themNone of those are listed as side effects of the covid vax
>>214791423Yeah, to die.
It's been 5 years, why can't the anti-vaxxers just admit they were wrong?
>>214791374THOSE people don’t understand the concept of having a day off or the vernacular used when such a thing occurs because they all work in retail or as house cleaners or dishwashers or all of the above simultaneously and have to support a household of at least six people singlehandedly so cut him some slack
>>214790682Randy didn't write Borderlands 2
>>214791360Ive never heard a democratic politician say any of these words
>>214787615Here's a great imminent exampleInfantilization of a sincere product whose corpse it puppeteers
>>214791002I've been in enough relationships to know that it's overrated if it's not building towards something, a family. Pussy is overrated and so is companionship from a woman. I get all the non-sexual body contact I need from friends and family.You are just justifying being a thirsty, submissive and pussy whipped zoomer to yourself.
>>214791412No he didn't. That's not even a potential side effect listed by any country or suggested by any study
>>214787615Millenial writing is when you don't have anything to say or a passion about anything you do, but you have to shit something out to satisfy the word count. You usually start off a sentence with 'Hey,' which externalizes your deeply set panic, repeating a task that was given to you to a set of other fictional characters. The character repeating it is usually your self-insert. Immediately after that another panic moment - you know it's dull, you know you shat out five paragraphs and you did not actually do anything of note - time to add gags! So you fall back on shitty Gen X po-mo humor your childhood was poisoned with, but in even worse, even more obnoxiously self-conscious and unfunny way. You imitate humor. You embrace the chungus. You even - dare I say it - become generous with caps lock usage.So on and so forth.
>>214791520>>214791586
>>214791098>>214791169>>214791180All of these are correct. The show was surprisingly kino and most of the people who shit on it on this board are people who either didn’t give it a chance beyond the pilot which only just barely lays the groundwork or assoomers who convinced themselves it was a DOOD WEED show based on the poster alone and won’t accept anything otherwise or bother to look into it at all because of retardation.I liked it, it has its moments for sure, the cabin arc and the prison arc were great same with the season finale.
>>214787734>Why are covid vaccines bad again?
>>214791483Anon seniors need flu shots just to not die from influenza, and covid has 7 times the mortality rate of the flu
>>214791532Literally 2 seconds of googling anon (inb4 >reddit):https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8189782/https://www.reddit.com/r/visualsnow/comments/olrlho/vs_after_covid_vaccine/https://www.reddit.com/r/visualsnow/comments/109700p/whats_the_general_consensus_regarding_the_covid/Also my friend:>was a fine normal human being, no major medical issue or history of brain / vision issues in family>gets covid vaccine>starts developing VSS symptoms a week or so later which progressively gets worse until full blown syndromeIt's just a coincidence right anon :^)
>>214787734I don’t know that they are but do you have any evidence that they’re good?
>>214791612aw this is gonna suck
>>214787815>works on my machine!are you unaware of what a side effect is?
>>214791493>It's been 5 years, why can't the anti-vaxxers just admit they were wrong?
>>214791532Anon you are a big retard.The reason clinical trials can take 5 to 10 years is because time is needed to gauge the long term side of effects of meds. The vaccine was pushed after a year and the global population became the clinical trial. There's been a wealth of issues previously healthy people developed after getting it sooner or later. Just because it wasn't in a 'study' doesn't mean shit, especially when each countries respective governments try to suppress this shit because they don't want to look bad for forcing it on their citizens under threat of freedom and losing their jobs.
>>214791731maybe you've just got shit DNA
>>214788455"Millennial writing" in general just means Gen X writing.
>>214787761>I'm a faggot
>>214787761You were born in 1999, you’re not a millennial you retard
>>214792257He is, in fact, a Millennial.Even think of the term and its relation to the turn of the millennium -- which didn't happen in 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, or whatever year self-hating Millennials have now lowered it to.
All the capeshit flicks, especially avengersits quite literally unwatchable unless you are an american with corn syrup and fluoride brain
>>214792305It was a fun novelty the first time. Just a dumb entertaining popcorn flick like the first Transformers. How were we to know what that would lead to?
>>214788565Whatever you say Mumford and sons
>>214787615Destiny 2.
>>214792338Even the very first of the modern ones were full of retarded quips. Your pattern recognition should have extrapolated from the beginning
>>214792365this
>>214790398>shut down the world>mandate experimental shot that costs people colleges, jobs, transplants, etc>killed economy and forced everyone inside“Dude just get over it, what’s your deal? I’m right wing too btw please don’t kill me”
>>214791412Lmao what? I have visual snow and it doesn't even come close to fucking up your life. Your friend sounds low test
>>214792442based illiterate retard
i haven't read in a video game except in a menu on accident for decadesthey're so easy
>>214791319>>214791213>Corey Alexander (1974-2020), a beloved writer, educator, and friend to many of us in the romance, erotica, and science fiction and fantasy writing communities, passed away on August 13, 2020, from complications related to diabetes. Corey Alexander was a queer trans disabled fat Jewish activist, educator, and writer. Under the name Xan West, they wrote queer kink erotica and romance that centered trans, queer, disabled, neurodivergent, and fat characters. Show Yourself To Me, their collection of their best erotica stories, won an honorable mention for the National Leather Association John Preston short fiction award.https://www.sinaichapel.org/ObituaryDetails.aspx?did=790179db-4083-4646-9023-cc8a19c85905
>>214790938In America as you get older>slim >dressed well>groomed>single Is considered very gay for some reason. If you’re not a bald fatass like everyone else by 30, Americans get suss. Being in shape is only for teenagers apparently.
>>214790938Elliot Rodger, is that you?
>>214791526You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>214788163it aint womens fault you are a seething dysgenic mystery meat with four chins. You simply lost the darwin selection, get over it
>>214791316Fauci’s biggest crime was the hypocrisy.
>>214792293Nope.
>>214792449You're probably thinking about just seeing the static in your vision without anything else going on. Visual snow syndrome comes with a fuckton of other symptoms that are active all the time:>palinopsia (image trailing)>light sensitivity>tinnitus>hyperacusis>ear pressure issues>brain fog>lagging vision>depersonalisationHaving all this shit together happening all the time would drive any nigga crazy.
>you simply lost the darwin selection
>>214792558who is this anyway? i see it posted almost every day
>>214792478>queer trans disabled fat Jewish activistWhat is this, Drawn Together?
>>214792634some guy
>>214792634it's not porn bro
>>214792671Anything can be porn if you believe hard enough
>>214792634A literal nobody. Not porn or an actor.
>>214791316Fauci knowingly participated in gain of function research and then lied about it
>STILL ranting about le vax>in MMXXVeven lefties aren't taking it anymore
>>214788433its Gen X writing shit for a targeted audience of what they think zoomers want. To be real nothing made in the last 5 ish years is anything people under 40 want.
>>214787615I watched the first season of "The Magicians" and thought it was really millennial. Everyone is just so mean and snarky to each other, people saying #hashtags outloud as catchphrases, lots of humor referencing monolith pop culture which doesn't really exist anymore. The fashion also seems atrocious as well looking at it with modern eyes but I remember thinking all of those people looked cool years ago. Even the idea of wanting to be a dark academia harry potter adult is very 2010 coded.
>>214792649>>214792671>>214792699Wait thats NOT the casting couch??? Who the FUCK is she???
>>214792478More gen x shit.
>>214790824Check out the "John dies at the end" books which is a series Wong's still writing up to today, they even made a movie out of the first book but I haven't seen it yet. Such a blast from the past seeing "then he got puched in the dick!" type-humor again, he also thanks a bunch of the old cracked writers in the acknowledgments which is cool to see.
I had some examples ready and realized they're probably written by people in their 50s and 60s. The only actual "millennial" writer I can think of is the woman from the She-Ra remake. So, very gay with proms for no reason.>>214790682>Duffer, 41I saw one of them in an 80s movie as an adult. Am I mixing people up?
>>214792699His parents don’t think he’s a nobody
>>214792728They stifled and censored zoomers and brow beat us with their views so much they don’t even know what we like or what our culture is irl. No one on this site does bc all they see is media depictions of what they “think” we like or really what they “want” us to like.
>>214792921Want me to call the Waaaah-mbulance?
>>214787615Anything that randomly brings up "fascism" out of nowhere.
>>214792945>millennial humor
>>214788452>where's all the side effects?Are you fishing for a Suddenly compilation or fo you just want a picture of a graveyard?
>>214790824Most of them, except for the alcoholics,c have very successful careers.
>>214791514>Ive never heard a democratic politician say any of these wordslmao the thing leftoids pushed AGGRESSIVLEY for the past decade on all levels suddenly just never happened?they put fag flags on the road and put people in prison for HATE CRIMES for burning out on them
>>214788452In the last few years, there's been significantly increased mortality, especially in young people, all over the world, you dumb shit.
>>214790495Just lower your standards by several degrees and you too could have an infantile, obese, useless, 30-something gf just like him.
>>214792558WHO?!!!!!
>>214793361Nah I don't think I will
>>214787615>mfw I look exactly like the chad on the leftJealous, chuds?
GOD DAMNIT SOURCR FUCK YOU /TV/
>>214792122>"Millennial writing" in general just means Gen X writing.This. It's all Gen X irony.
Greetings fellow Millennials, what's the haps?
Pendleton Ward might count as late Gen X-Xllennial.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg9JkqT2AJQ
>>214794017Always thought he looks like a lesbian with beard
>>214792558You probably smell like cat shit.
>>214787734Google just admitted to silencing covid criticisms back in 2020
>>214787734uh, cause they're not a vaccine
>>214794953>Google just admitted to silencing covid criticisms back in 2020NO THEY DIDN'T CHUDAnd even if they did, it's cringe to talk about it.
>>214788225>Betty White did in Lake Placid.Betty White being cast exclusively to have "a scene where Betty White uses profanity" was one of the worst trends of the era.
>>214792541I think I do, you little simp. I've spent about 15 years of my life in relationships with women. It's you who admittedly has never been in one and is talking out of his ass.
>>214790255>As someone born in 1994You should start your posts woth this so I know not to read on
>>214787615>>214787643>>214790344Don't care about the vaxx shit but I sometimes wonder if these people can fathom even a fraction how instinctually repulsive they are.
>>214795870they can. they secretly, deeply hate themselves which is why they lash out at the world. they want to make everything as ugly as themselves.
>>214790387nice try memelordonly cargo shorts for this fat bearded retard
>>214787626I really did think it was kind of obvious messaging about how self-fellating is really annoying and useless. He even looks at the camera after and says "I guess we can't take ourselves too seriously."
>>214787629>and took zero covid shots.Why not?
>>214796100why would anyone?
>>214796100Since this is 4chan he's probably under the age of 70.
>>214796100Different guy, but I didn't need to. For my age group, the chance of Covid killing me was in the ten thousandths. And I did not want to put mRNA, that did not have a lot of research, into me.
>>214787761Zoomers are pretty based as far as kids go. I think part of it is because they are born and raised in the clown era so their bullshit detectors are more finely tuned. A good example of this is there’s some poll out there on how people under 30 describe DEI woke stuff as “for ugly people” or something like that.I think a big challenge for my generation is that our 90s childhood was arguably peak America. I think these core childhood years of safety and security has lead many of my peers to have this Disneyfied “it’s all gonna be okay” attitude. While being optimistic is generally good, what I’m talking about is the belief that makes someone study interpretive dance in college and think that is a good idea, or the belief that you can have sex with 100+ people but will still find your soulmate who you can settle down with etc… I think of a lot of Millennials have done extremely stupid things that have severe consequences because they just assumed “everything is gonna be okay.” t. 1989
>>214791634I work in the blood industry and as you may assume, it is heavily regulated. Have you ever donated blood before? Ever read the questionnaire? There's so many things that can disqualify you, the dumbest shit, simply because it takes so long to standardize the changes across the country and have every single lab up to date. Gays just recently were allowed to donate blood, and the AIDS panic died well over 20 years ago. Vaccines affect this too. This covid one was obviously rushed out to the market and so blood banks couldn't adapt in time. Generally tests on these vaccines are done for years and the industry makes the changes necessary before it hits the market.
>>214787734>Anti-jabbers: "It's just the sniffles, you pussy.">Pro-jabbers: "It's just fatigue, you pu--"
>>214796266jews are also crying that Zoomers shit on Israel constantly, even before Palestine situation
>>214796358So basically you're some kind of vampire scientist and you expect me to believe you?
>>214787615>You see Jimmy Kimmel is a beacon of free speech even though he's never taken a stab at the CIA, or Monanto or Pfizer or Raytheon or... FUCK DRUMP!
>>214788537>your options are to catch a mild flu or take an experimental vaccine and then catch a mild flu
>>214796462Yeah that seems like another byproduct of growing up in the clown age — anything and anyone can be meme’d on.As much as my generation likes to think of itself as irreverent, we have a lot of sacred cows (e.g., black people, gays, Jews etc.) that you’re not supposed to criticize or even make fun of.
>fuck fucking fuckity shit cock ballsWhy do all millenials characters talk this in movies?
>>214790255I fall squarely into what you describe as young gen x, have no tats, believe biological sex is gender (there are only two), think politics is stupid, respect the police, and think you’re a fucking retard. Good day to you
>>214796610I'd cracks jokes with you using the words "gay" and "retarded", brother.
>>214787615DUDE
>>214787615how come none of them have muscle
>>214790255people born in the 1980's are the most racist people i've ever met
>>214787615>of theESL thread.
>>214787615Feels like a running thing with these recent shooters is having the news/feds really zero-in on how overly online they are and how the internet radicalized them, and god you’ve just gotta fucking hope that this ends with them cracking down on the internet in a way that firewalls the fucking non-Americans out, I’ll link my drivers license or whatever shit, just get these dumb dogs off my internet already. This millennial shit has gotta be the most obvious one yet, the non/anti-American shills have absolute 0 frame of reference other than the internet, they think that hipsters were listening to The Lumineers.
>>214790385>>214790495>oh no no no the mewing, looksmaxxing, alpha male influencer lied to me and women actually want a man with a positive outlook on life !!!!
>>214796714The entire world is controlled by Jews
>>214796832Majority of the world is ESL. Hell, even Americans are ESL.
>>214796856>more regulation and censorship is the answer Fuck off and die glowie
>>214796865Those anons haven't seen his fiancee. If they had, they would not be jealous, I can guarantee it.
>>214796905Fuck otta hea lil bihh, how u gon say I ain't speaking anglish pacifically? Oh jus cuz a whoadie got a lil drawl y'aint thank I b speaking strait faxxx? Racist ass crackas
>>214790220>Guess the websiteWouldn't surprise me if it was /co/
>>214796905>Hell, even Americans are ESL.except that's false
>>214796470>So basically you're some kind of vampire scientist and you expect me to believe you?
Zoom zoom writing is even worse..
>>214796100because they obviously had not gone through enough testing
>>214796475top left > bottom left > bottom right > top right
>>214796462Zoomers shit on Israel because they have an erotic fascination with the ebin wholesome brown people, that overran their countries and want to cuddle up to their ideals. It's really anything but based.
>>214797650"lil bro lowkey crashing out deadass" isn't english
>>214796884oy vey stop saying we run the banks or we'll close your accounts!!!
>>214798238>an erotic fascination with the ebin wholesome brown peopleYou described Millennials.
>>214798238Israel is also brown.
>>214787615The Boys
>>214796358>Have you ever donated blood before?Yeah, I used to donate regularly, but I stopped a few years ago because the blood techs had become tatted-up dregs who were more concerned about playing music on their phones than correctly positioning the needle.
>>214787626Is there a way to find out who the Woonsocket 2002 prom king was. Is this skit some kind of inside joke about it? Also Charles has made jokes about cream in his streams. Like his wife made cookies and he said "OOooo, cookies and cream, i think i have a cream worm"
>>214787734the jews control the media thats why
>>214798240i'm afraid that it is
>>214796358note that this queer things fag blood is healthy
>>214787626>>214798634Charls talks about sucking cock and bathhouses constantly, he's definitely a closet homosexual and drug addict.I feel bad for his halfsy kids
>>214787615>far leftlate 40s, not a millennial.>centeryour average 25 year old woman, zoomer. >right55 easy
>>214798579Not brown enough apparently. Didn't you listen to them? Israelis are colonizers and don't belong in the region because they are 'too white' and 'too green eyed'. That was literally a zoomer and general pro palestina soundbyte for a long while.
>>214798682neither is that
>>214798951anon status: coping
>>214798536Millenials are like zoomers but without the totally insane and radical edge. They are in denial about the most heinous aspects of identity politics and are in denial about the fact that they can't anything but a lower class being in the woke caste system, even if they try their best to be pick-me whites.
>>214799068I don't care at all about your shitty inter-generational wars, I just hate faggots.
>>214799068He's right though. The guy on the right could be in his early 60s even, the bald basedboy looks 43 at least and the woman...hard to say, they age like milk and the angle isn't ideal. Maybe she is the only true millenial in the picture, but could easily also be Gen X.
>>214787734Its the public sharing that is cringeI don't tell people when I go for a prostate exam
>>214799082>Millenials are like zoomers but without the totally insane and radical edgesilence, zoomer
>>214787734They've given a lot of people autoimmune disorders
>>214799106>I don't care, that's why I responded
>>214799109>43so: a millennial
>>214790344I hate everything about these people and this archetype. I pretty much avoid people like this desperately, because I know I would not be able to control myself anymore if I had to speak to one and they end up saying just one fucking stupid thing to me. I hate these people more than skinheads hate blacks, etc.
My parents literally just got more covid shotsThey tried really, really hard the first time around to make me get them. It was the biggest fissure we've had.I just don't know what to make of these people. They're unironic Biden voters. Fucking television just destroyed the boomers.
>>214798605Good lord. The general decline is like a slow motion car wreck. Tattoos are definitely a big part. As soon as you see someone with tattoos you stop seeing them as professionals and see the 'person' behind more. Turns out appearance and presentation matter for a reason.
>>214798605Oh yeah this is actually a huge problem. Any retard can get a phlebotomy certificate, and retards usually don't care about the quality of their work. Significantly worse if they're young and think they know everything, which is every blue-haired walking tattoo. My blood bank makes sure any donor who looks like they might complain about ANYTHING gets drawn by a registered nurse. Piss off a donor or make them uncomfortable, they'll never donate again. Thats easily a hundred thousand dollars worth of blood over the years, gone in an instant.
>>214799446Too much I encounter softnerds who got "grab-bag" ink on their arms and legs, and you know they did it because they thought it would make them look more badass, but no they just look like marshmallow-bodied losers with bad ink
>>214790429I love how the LD dude is clearly like "okay...this is ACTUALLY gay in the derogatory way, I'm never coming back to this piece of shit house." You can see it in his eyes
>>214787761I'm team zoomette ;)
>>214799637Cumming in zoomettes
The disgust I have for them is so visceral. It's like seeing maggots consuming a carcass. I believe they are my natural enemies.
>>214787734nanobots son.
>>214787615Have you seen Alien Earth?
>>214791504It could be worse. At least you're not Anthony Burch. You should see his douchey tattoos now.
>>214800142Gen X writing
>>214790429>"we love making the whole house smell like poop and FUCKED BUTT!!!"
>>214787815>I'm not sick!
Question. Is your generation related to the year you were born or the years you grew up (ie developed sentience and long term memory, core memories).If you think that's a stupid question, look at Napoleon Dynamite. It takes place in 2003, and people are often confused mostly due to the wardrobe assuming it takes place in the late 80s, early 90sPoint being that "location + years you grew up" seems more important to your generational designation than simply the year you were bornI'm as young as a young millennial gets, and I can't for the life of me understand anything zoomers do say or claim to think
