Apologize
It's better than people say, but that's no excuse for faggotposting.
No. It's as bad as people say. Terrible movie.
Rosamund Pike was hotHer death was even hotter
>>214787655Halle Berry emerging from the water was burned into my teenage brain.
>>214787655I always liked it.
>>214787655Streets ahead of anything from the shitty Craig era. (Yes, even CR)
>>214787655No, it's absolutely horrible.
>>214787655Its the last watchable bond movie
>>214787655Couldn't they have done it without the north korea shit? I don't even know what that added except some more layers of improbability. Maybe I would have bought the invisible car if the posh british upper class guy was just that.
>>214788828The hovercraft chase was based. Also, ragging on North Korea was in fashion back then in the 2000's (see: Team America; that crappy Jessica Biel/Jamie Foxx movie, etc)
>>214787655OF COURSE I WANT TO BLOODY CONTINUE!
>>214787655better than all of Craig's movies combined
>>214789039>>214788557>>214788096Prequel fans
>>214787655It had one of the best sword fights
>>214789055t. craigfag and nolanshitter
>>214787655Why would I? I'd gladly take one Die Another Day other two, three or even more Casino Royales or any Craig slop.
>>214789189Sir Roger was the GOAT
>>214787655I liked it when I was 10 years old.
I have this film on VHS
>>214788828Worth it for the minefield chase alone
Did people dislike it that much? I thought it was greatThe satellite thing might be too derivative of goldeneye but that's my only gripe
>>214787655Good:>entire NK opening sequence (C4 diamond explosion was refreshing too, just a big puff of smoke not big fire balls)>Berry in a bikini>fencing turning into full on sword fight>villain feels like a bond villain, flamboyant but suave and dangerous>car chase across the ice>Graves killing his dad>diamond in Berry's belly button cooorrrrr>excellent costume choices throughoutBad:>invisible car, too scifi, keep it simple>windsurfing scene>virtual reality shoot out, again too scifi
>>214789280It's great up until Bond reaches the Oce Palace and then it becomes a farcical mess with too much CGI.
>>214789222>Roger Moore wearing black and wielding a revolver going all "pop pop pop, watching niggas drop" left and right on Kananga's islandLive and Let Die is based as fuck, and the tme song is one of the best in the whole franchise. Not even the scenes with that dumb ass fat fuck redneck sheriff manage to bring down this movie
>>214787655Go woke go broke
>>214789306Sheriff JW Pepper was annoying in Live and Let Die but I thought he was hilarious in The Man With The Golden Gun
>>214789306I don't care for the original Live and Let Die theme, overproduced and irritating. You have a rock song overlaced with an orchestra and it becomes noise pollution. The Guns N Roses cover is pretty good though
>>214789314Reminder Kimmel is back and has more views than ever
>>214789285You didn't like Rosie?
>>214789421Joe Don Baker was annoying in Living Daylights but I thought he was hilarious in Goldeneye (TND)
>>214787655>>214789493I would like to have Halle as my subservient black slave and Rosamund as my obliging English wife, with options to breed both at my leisure
>>214787655Worst Bond movie ever.
>>214789700oops forgot my pic
>>214789716>Annoying l33t haxXor Q>Faggy ass villain>Never ending establishing shots>Moneypenny is black for some reason>Plot ripped off from mission impossible>Third act is basically home alone>One of the most overrated theme songs>Bond goes into hiding for the billionth time
nah
>>214789885I don't care Moneypenny was black, I care that she couldn't act.
>>214789960Meh, there's been worse Bond shit (and I'm being generous with camp Moore, I could have picked something from a Craig movie).
>>214789983The clown scene in Octopussy is the most suspenseful scene in the film, and one of the most suspenseful scenes in the series. It baffles me that people post it as an example of Moore being silly and campy. Now the scene where he yells like Tarzan, that was campy
>>214789285>virtual reality shoot out, again too scifiMoneypenny caught gooning to Bond in VR was worth it tho
Even as a 14-year-old who liked Fast and Furious films I remember going to the pictures to watch this and still thinking it was absolute garbage at the time.
>>214789447he'll be gone in a year or two when he won't get any more of the pityviews and go back to Colbert numbersthe whole Kirk thing was just a ruse to justify canning his failing show
>>214789999I probably should have posted the San Francisco scene or the surfing on a snowmobile ski to the Wish they all could be California gals from View to a Kill but I love those cornyass scenes.
>>214789716how can you post Skyfall as worst Bond movie when Quantum of Solace or "It was me James, all of it. I spilled the chocolate milk on your essay on Oliver Cromwell in 8th grade. I am the ghost of your past failures. I slashed the tires of your Ford Escort when you had the date with the hot girl from Greggs. I am the architect of your downfall James" also known as Spectre
>>214790162>when you had the date with the hot girl from GreggsThere are no hot girls from Greggs.
>>214789983it's funny to me, since I worked as a clown, to think that secret agent searching for an active nuke took his time to apply perfect makeup shit takes time and skill to put on perfectly and Moore's is pretty damn good
>>214790170fortunately I'm not bong so I wouldn't know, I just thought of something quintessentailly british and it was the first thing that came to mind
>>214790024Top kek I totally forget about that. I really liked the bosnan era moneypenny
>>214790170No, but there are slags from Greggs
Why is there Jerma985 in the top left corner?
>>214790162I really, really hate the scene where Q plugs a foreign device from a known hacker directly into the "main MI6 system" (no such centralized thing would exist) and not in a sandbox.
>>214787655Never. If the space lazer got off by accident or Bond had cracked the coordinates to target the minefield instead of anything else I could question myself for a second.Craig Bonds suffer because of this piece because they had to go and try to duplicate it. Spectre skis vs. plane was good traditional fun but Bond dying etc. was just too much.
>>214787655
>59 years oldngl I'd still put a diamond in her belly button, if you catch my drift
>>214790162Quantum of Solace is actually the most tolerable of all of Craig's films. It's short, sweet, action packed, and unlike the others follows the Bond formula pretty faithfully.
>>214787655The Bond series ended as its pinnacle with this movie, as far as I'm concerned.
>>214790195What kind of person works as a clown?
>>214791258A funny one
>>214791258hospital clown, it was semi-charitable part time job I did when I was in university, I was paid peanuts and had very little free time as a result since I was often visiting hospitals across my country, but it was honestly worth it, seeing kids laugh at dumbest shit was rewarding enoughI fucking hated the makeup tho, but it was soulles without it
>>214787655I don't need to apologise. I've always loved Die Another Day.
>>214789039True, but it's still awful.
>/tv/ still pretends to hate Craig movies
>>214791949Most (brown) people grew up with those flicks.
>>214790928Halle is going to be one that will always be hot
>>214789716I'd rather watch skyfall and I don't even like skyfall
>>214787655I've always liked it, the plot does get bit too silly and the editing goes bit too far with that early 2000s style once they get to the ice palace
>>214787655No
>>214791949It used to be pretending, but now I think /tv/ just has shit taste so people praise the worst Bond movies. It's very similar with Batman where people will shill the Schumacher ones as being the best.
>>214791949There's ONE (1) good Craig film. They had a fantastic start and completely squandered it. I wouldn't have even minded if they'd kept it as a grounded and gritty reboot but they stuck Craig in a bunch of scenes that he just couldn't pull off, had unbearable side characters, and forced a nonsensical plot into every film for no reason.
>>214792778I'm really tired of people acting like CR was a good movie. It's the best Craig film, but all of the Craig movies are worse than the crappiest pre-Craig Bond movies. It's a jumpy Bourne clone mess because they decided to re-invent the wheel after Austin Powers.
>>214788030I think I got the thrust of it. That's what was burned into my brain. Awful. Awful.
>>214792580>defends craigslop>says others have shit taste lol lmao
>>214787655No, it sucked. The last few Craig movies being lousy doesn't make it good.
I like all Bond movies except for spectre
>>214791949>I need to pretend to hate boring, overlong movies about a depressed faggot
>>214792866I think CR is Craig's worst. It's the only Bond movie I genuinely despise with all my being. I hate every minute of it. At least Craig's later movies attempt to ape the Bond formula somewhat, but CR is like a repudiation of everything I love about the franchise. It's a "fuck you" to Bond fans
Could Brosnan not just pass on a script like this?
it's not too late to make that Jinx amazon tv series!
>>214793355Same for me except DAD, last 1/3 of Spectre and the newest. The newest had the child plot and killing of Spectre which were completely irrelevant and not in a good way. Just fucking launch Bond into space as the last huzzaah
>>214793602Cmon it had hijinks and thingamajicks and an imposing loser villain. Dalton vibes.
>>214789441To each their own, anon, I guess. I like McCartney's original mix of pop-rock and orchestra, but the reggae part is meh, to say the least.
>>214789421>I thought he was hilarious in The Man With The Golden GunYou are one tolerant dude, anon. I like TMWTGG, but it could have been so much better, especially when you have Sir Christopher fucking lee as the villain.>ditch the midget>ditch the sheriff>ditch the cartoony sound during the car stunt>make bond and Scaramanga's confrontation feel like a western duel, get rid of that weird Bond museum and have the finale take place western-style in Scaramanga's base/quarters
>>214793626He was probably under contract with the Brocoli family and or MGM.
>>214794125>ditch the midgetfuck no, Nick Nack was one of the best things about TMWGG. Creepy ass midget is probably my favorite henchman of the whole series.
>>214793758what hijinks? It was way too serious and minimalist. Not like the Dalton era at all. Even the hyperviolent Licence to Kill had silly gadgets and campy humor. You would never see Craig pop a wheelie on a rig that's for sure.
>the surfing scene
>>214794125strange people get triggered about that stuff and not the school girls beating the shit out of half a fighting school without any effort
>>214789241It was the first dvd I bought
>>214787655It's still the worst of the non-Craig films, but it's saved by being entertaining enough. I'd gladly watch it over Skyfall, Spectre, and No Time To Die, of which I don't really care to ever see again. The rest of the series is always worth revisiting often.
>>214792580The reason is because the bulk of the Craig films drastically change what made Bond movies what they were. They went from Male escapism to far too dramatic and self-serious. The worst of the pre-Craig films were still very entertaining because they held on to tried and true formulas and tropes that made the series unique and timeless. The production company changes that coincided with the Craig run is proof of people trying to change things for the sake of change without having a need to do so beyond personal preference. Broccoli would have hated what his daughter did to the series.
>>214794125there's a point in every Bond fan's development where they realize that every sensible choice about what would make an old Bond movie better is exactly the kind of thinking that got us where we are nowenjoy drowning in teal soup during the Villebond era
>>214787655Apologize? I never apologize! I'm sorry but that's just the way I am. -Homer Simpson
Casino royale came out 4 years after that, but it feels like there's 20 years separating the two. That really just goes to show you how turgid and stale the Brosnan movies had become. Especially when you consider that Bourne identity had come out at the same year as die another day
>>214795028If you're talking about anime, well that's totally different from live action movies.>>214797231Oh come on now, I'm not asking for some Craig-tier edgy brooding story, but if it could be like, say, The Spy Who loved Me or the two Dalton movies, that'd be the tits. And no, I don't think I'll watch the Villeneuve movie, considering I never watched any from the Craig era.
>>214789039>>214788557>>214788096>>214787655No. Fuck you. Die Another Day is a piece of fucking shit, and /tv/ is not going to rehabilitate it.>villain is a diet-006, was more interesting as the Korean Colonel>people using DNA therapy to turn from Koreans to white people>totally forgettable uninspired Bond girls>half the film is spent in that dumb ice palace>they stole the fucking "superlaser made of diamonds" plotline from Connery's worst Bond movieDAD sucks, MI2 sucks, the Star Wars Prequels suck, and Vishnu sucks. Fuck niggers.
>>214797231>>214796376Oh, come on. The Craig films went too far in the other direction, but that doesn't make pieces of shit like AVTAK, TMWTGG, or DAD good. They're like retarded kiddie parodies of Bond movies.
>>214797916AVTAK and TMWTGG are both great
>>214797722yeah it's insane that such a boring piece of shit came out just 4 years after a fun movie like Die Another Day
>>214787655First hour is actually very good. Then it falls off a cliff into cheezy slop and not the good kind.
>>214798136AVTAK is a boring piece of shit with only one good action scene and TMWTGG is retarded.>>214798186Die Another Day is a retarded cartoon, CR mogs it in every way.
>>214798795you're a fag with shit taste
>>214798823>you're a fag with shit taste
>>214787655I wish I could defend It, specially in light of how lame Craig's era was, but I just cant. I blame this movie for the "grounded Bond" that they attempted and failed miserably with Craig. At least Casino Royale and Skyfall are good movies, just not Bond movies.
>>214798883>I blame this movie for the "grounded Bond" that they attempted and failed miserably with Craig.This. People forget that the Craig overcorrection was in response to how awful DAD was.
>>214789285The story made no sense.
>>214787655>cars drop from thousands of feet in the air>they're fine and just stuck in the mudSorry, but this bit is retarded, and defies all reality.
>>214787655Why? I've always liked it and now prefer it to any Craigslop Bond
>>214792866>they decided to re-invent the wheel after Austin Powers.bet they thought the whole "villain is the protag's brother" was cool and decided to copy it
At the time this was the highest grossing bond movie along with Moonraker.
>>214787655No, it's still retarded.
Every women in this movie is sexy. Every villain is memorable. I still want the green vanquish.
apologies? Why?
>>214788828The north stuff is the best part of the movie. Dominic should've been a separate character.
>>214787655just because new movies are terrible goyslop, doesnt mean this one is suddenly good now
>>214789716Legit shit movie.
>>214790162Quantum is Craig at his best and most energetic.
>>214800613That car is pure sex.
>>214791088Also feels like a Bourne movie which is a plus.
>>214791949The craig movies are anti fun and anti bond.
>>214800613>green vanquishIt's a Jaguar XKR
>>214793626Why? The movie was a huge hit.
>>214800724right haven't seen the movie in while, pure sex.
interesting how I can watch these so called bad movies from the past but I cant survive 20mins of any modern film released. Die another day is better than Sinners and Weapons.
>>214800770Yeah it's lovely. Iirc both cars were designed by the same guy who jumped ship from Aston to Jaguar around the time the movie came out.
>>214787655I'm gonna wake up, yes and noI'm gonna kiss some part ofI'm gonna keep this secretI'm gonna close my body nowI guess I die another day
>>214800888>Sigmund Freud, analyse these digits.
>>214800613Halle Berry in this movie awakened me, good shit
>>214789241Me too>>214797867>MI2 sucksI agree with you there, don't know why fags on here shill so hard for it.
>>214795028The short of the two girls is the Landlady from Kung-Fu Hustle
>>214789999Octopussy is Octokino. Probably the single most underrated Bond film although it has by far the most half-arsed opening credits sequence in the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFVITG5YmncLove that little micro-jet
>>214798795You’re weirdly militant about specific movies when most of the Bond movies have campy nonsense in them. I’ll put any money you’re heavily on the Spectre(M)
>>214789962YOU'RE SO HECKIN TOLERANT AND WHOLESOME CHUNGUS AND COOL ANON NOW GET IN THE MASS GRAVE WITH YOUR FAMILY>>214791088>actual Bond girls>cool, memorable henchmen>a classic Bond villain modernized>not too silly, not too serious>Mathis' death was very powerful>the ending was catharthic and the gunbarrel was cool>2008-era style brimming the whole moviewhat more could you want?>>214802267NEVER engage with Craigfags. Ever. Leave them rot in Danny boy's favorite gay bar.
>>214802369I’ll engage with anyone in a Bond thread.>memorable henchmenWho?! >Mathis’ deathDeserved better
>>214802483Elvis.He didn't. He got what he was always going to get, given his line of work.
