But really, could Hank have kicked John Redcorn's ass?
>>214794480Red corn fucked their wives
>>214794480hank has rageability
>>214794525It's never proven that Dale was wrong about his genetics.
hank has more feats and better scaling
>>214794695Hank scales to Young Bill who solos the alley
>>214794480probably would have been a good fight honestly, redcorn is in shape but you can't underestimate redneck dad strength
>ladies' man vs man's man
>>214794480Serious answer? Yes.Hank has been in multiple on-screen fights and never lost. He has tanked punches like they're nothing (Ex-NFL Hall of famer punched him straight in the jaw and Hank barely flinched.) and only been knocked out by the dick kick from bobby.Redcorn however, runs away from all physical confrontation in the show, which could be argued of a sign of weakness but it's not hard evidence. We did see him play kickball and he was picked last, and did the worst, which may allude to Redcorn while being built, not being athletic.Also the producers confirmed in S1 that Hank could beat Redcorn, but that was way back in S1 and their thoughts could've changed by now, but the answer if there has to be one, is yes, Hank can 1v1 Redcorn.
i know redcorn doesnt have a lot of money, but is all his money just from being a healer?
>>214794842>Hank has been in multiple on-screen fights and never lost.This. There's a great moment in S1 when a drunk client takes a swing at him and Hank catches the punch with his own hand in an extremely nonchalant way.>>214795139>i know redcorn doesnt have a lot of money, but is all his money just from being a healer?Dale helped him get fill out the paperwork to start getting government checks he was owed for land in one episode.
I wish Amerindians were realel chicano went to towndrinking his cervezastuck a feather in his 'breroand said "HOYA HEYA"
he's gotta big dick and thats all that matters to white girls
>>214794480No but he'd put up a good fight.
>>214795348>dude dicks and sex lmao.virgin
>>214794480Redcorn would catch Hank's fist mid swing like he caught that arrow mid-flight.
>>214794842How was Judge so autistic (in the right way) with animation back then but the new season animation was straight garbage >>214795317How have I never heard this
>>214794480Redcorn has larger muscles and might be a bit younger than Hank, but we've never seen him in a fight and Redcorn is in general very conflict averse. Hank on the other hand has been in several fights and has a low-key impressive track record. I'd say if Hank were actually incensed to fight, he'd win on virtue of Redcorn lacking the nerve and will to fight.
What has Redcorn done that can compare to hauling an 18 wheeler up a mountain?
>>214794480>>214794842Hank needs to be fucking PISSED. At base level, redcorn wins. >>214794784Billdozer vs the Shinless wonder. Who takes that? no weapons.
>>214796055Dude it’s just like me. At base level I’m chill and super nice guy, but when I’m PISSED… all I see is red.
Redcorn is conflict averse because he killed soneone during a fist fight
Redcorn's "job" is massage and Hank's is moving and installing grills and propane tanks. Even in his off time, Hank is constantly lifting, carrying, or turning a wrench while maintaining his home and truck. He's easily stronger than either early catching an arrow Redcorn and definitely stronger than later can't even play kickball Redcorn. Gym muscles don't hold up against functional strength
>>214796180Ripped a guys throat out.
>>214796180>>214796326I almost did this once, but I was able to regain composure. I’m usually not like that, but keeping poking the demon… and you’re gonna get hell. >>214796281This is true, I work as a busboy so I’m always cleaning and putting away dishes, real practical stuff, and some meat head came up and started disrespecting my crush so I ran up to him and told him off, I’m only 5’3 1/2 but he could tell that I meant business and I could fold him like a pretzel so he just made some lame joke and laughed as he walked away.
>>214794842>We did see him play kickball and he was picked last, and did the worst, which may allude to Redcorn while being built, not being athletic.This was later seasons where all the character were getting Flanderized.Like how Joseph grows up all awkward and weird and everyone thinks "okay that makes sense, he's being raised by Dale" but then they introduce his daughter that he had with another massage client of his and she's also weird and awkward and acts exactly like Joseph.
>>214794480Yes but only cuz Redcorn was a sissy.
>>214796993How come I don’t remember this I’ve watched the show multiple times. Time to Mandela post on /x/
>>214797065Nvm it’s the episode where dale has a schizo breakdown about alien dna to cope with his life
>>214795984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtrsjxyRAT8
>>214794480They would have traded blows back and forth, Hanks tough as nails but I see Redcorn winning.
>>214794525Peggy does seem like the kind of woman who would cheat on Hank if somebody moderately attractive flattered her enough.
>>214795139Natives qualify and automatically get special welfare when they turn 18. Redcorn was actually doing pretty well. He wasn't living in some ghetto on a reservation addicted to mouthwash and meth
>>214797608She thought the Mexican actor guy wanted to fuck her, then had a breakdown in front of his family. So yeah, youre not wrong.
can redcorn withstand the THAT'S MY PURSE technique?
>>214797065>>214797121Maybe not the one you're thinking of, he does go through the whole alien dna thing early on in the show, but this was season 12 episode 12 where Bill goes on a blind date with a random single mom of two kids and of course they fall in love etc. but yeah they revisit the whole alien dna theory.It was just funny because of the incestuous overtones of Joseph and his half-sister wrestling almost kissing and making and then Peggy being all QUICK! BOBBY! GO PLAY WITH JOSEPH AND KATE RIGHT NOW!the episode ends with apparently the mom and her two kids moving in with John Redcorn after moving out of Bill's but they're never brought up again.
>>214797613>>214795139He starts out as a healer. Throughout the show he becomes a big-time kid's entertainment producer. He also sold illegal fireworks. In the revival, he sells houses
>>214794480Most fights are made or broken in the first few moves. Hank could win if he rocked him with a cheap shot and went football mode.
serious hank is undefeated
>>214795629people lose their magic/lose touch with common folk, reality. It happens to many creative types as they age, especially if they get rich and enter the hollywood bubble
>>214797800NOW THATS A CLEAN BURNING HELL ILL TELL YOU HWHAT
>>214794480Canonically John Redcorn is a wimp
>>214797732he also briefly runs a casino for one episode before it gets shut down
>>214797613I didn't know being native american was a disability
>>214798031They traded the island of Manhattan for beads
>>214795629>How was Judge so autistic (in the right way) with animation back then but the new season animation was straight garbageanimation back then was still being done with animation cells, even if they later had korean sweatshops doing it for them in the mid-seasons.It's how you can tell especially in old Tom and Jerry or Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner cartoons when a certain piece of a cliff or a tree branch or something isn't the same texture as the background it's a part of, you can already tell that the tree branch is going to fall off or that part of the cliff is going to collapse, etc.These days it's just minimal computer slop. I wouldn't be surprised if it was done with AI.
>>214798173The new stuff is good, but looks like shit
>>214798173I don’t understand how technology makes it worse. If I had to guess it must be cheaper to do it like this.
>>214798246>it must be cheaper to do it like this.Bingo.>I don’t understand how technology makes it worse.Just because it's cheaper. As another example plastic bottles are cheaper to produce than glass, and since they're lighter they're also cheaper when shipping tons of water or juice and whatever else around.But then whoops we're starting to find out that plastic is a terrible permanent poison.The internet was supposed to be the Information Superhighway where everyone has hundreds if not thousands of years of recorded history and science and knowledge and fine arts and everything - and instead it just gave everyone mental problems in the last 15-20 years.>>214798234Yeah the few clips I've seen seemed to still very much be KotH humor and commentary, and I don't care that there's like a 10 year gap between their universe and IRL At least they didn't pull a Simpsons and retcon 30 years of lore.The animation is just so bad though, I couldn't be bothered to watch it because of that. I'll happily re-watch all of the original 13 seasons forever.
>>214794480have you seen redcorn play kickball? he's getting his ass kicked for sure
>>214795629Cost and quality are in constant conflict. If you can make something cheap enough, people are willing to put up with shit. The same executive-types who constantly nitpick and vacillate over the most insignificant bullshit in things produced by the artists, photographers, and designers hired to make ads, are the same executives who now gladly embrace use the uncanniest and sloppiest of AIslop, all because it is nearly free and instant.Animation used to be far more involved and expensive, now that things can be done faster and cheaper with puppet rigs, people are much more accepting of "good enough" than they were when everything took forever, cost a lot, and required lots of manpower. As for Judge himself as an artist, he probably sees the faults, but knows that the moneymen won't care and will give him shit if he tries to exert any amount of "hey, can't we increase the animation budget, hire more animators, and try to better replicate the look of the original show?"
>>214794480Redcorn is a bitch who cries in front of other men. He might have muscles but he couldn’t take a hit
>>214798422To add, I do think there's been claims that the show isn't rigged animation, but I doubt that. That said, they absolutely do use a number of unique art assets either way, but given the look of the show, I absolutely think that some amount of puppet rigging was used, especially in stuff like the scene of them walking through the Bush Library
>>214798129the chiefs did, and now the pale man traded manhattan to the beaked men for paper notes
>>214798422This is why I believe art should be made with no intent of money, but just for the sake of doing it. But I know we live in reality and this a hippyfag tier opinion.
>>214794480John Redcorn is all glamour muscles. Plus look at him when he plays kickball, totally uncoordinated. I'd back Hank.
>>214797608You don't even need to be attractive, all you really have to do is just play into her insecurities and competitive nature a bit, probably by using Nancy as a motivator.
Redcorn is a mixed bag. He's a coward and a gossiper, but he did grab Joseph's arrow midairHank is supposed to be low-t.>>214798031Kind of hard being native nowadays since every fucking kike wants to claim heritage and swindle the tribes out of profits and territory.Most 'indigenous' casinos are operated by Jews who have 0 native ancestry.
>>214798720>every fucking kike wants to claim heritage and swindle the tribes out of profits and territory.Up in Canada it's actually almost exclusively only white women.
