Modern SeinfeldGeorge grow beard
>>214796213Jerry get iPad
the chad embrace vs the virgin beard cope
I‘m glad people are embracing their baldspots and not using facial hair as compensation.
Kek that looks like the guy from Seinfeld
>>214796213The Goeroge on the right seems like he would really be into crypto and making vlogs from his car.
>>214796213left looks better
does anybody else think seinfeld feels very anime?>no plot really>humor is awkward situation/somebody did something weird>over emoting>low-average guys have every hot woman into them
>>214797840No
>>214796213The only people who did the bald head with beard look in the 90s were skinheads and weird artsy hipsters and George was neither of those things
>>214797840It’s anime
>>214798198why not both? shaving is gay
>>214798362Why
Imagine if George had glued a bunch of Twix bars to his head.
>>214796213>Geoege
>>214796213
>>214799659
>>214796213Chad Independent Georgevs.Virgin Relationship George
>>214799566just take the L man
>>214799659One of them would have to be a black, four white main characters probably wouldn't get off the ground.
>>214798198Did you grow up in some faggoty college town or something? Having glasses and balding sounds like such a general thing to put a specific label on it
>>214799717supremefield is way better
>>214799781Millennials had sovl. And no troons
>>214799725>(((seinfeld)))>white
>>214799709>Geolege?
>>214799725It'd probably be Elaine, can't have unemployed blacks, and you can't have a black main character.
>>214799659Troon Kramer is horrifyingly accurate
>>214799717Why does Michael Richards look like Sacha Baron Cohen?
>>214799725Jews are basically black genetically
>>214800392No, those are muscovites.
>>214796213he looks gay on the right
>>214799547>you’re gluing Twixes to your head to hide your bald spot?”>”it’s the Twix fix, Jerry”>”the Twix fix?!”>”the Twix is the fix!”>…>Kramer crashes in>”Hey guys, someone left a big box of Twixes in the hall. Newman ate them all and went into a diabetic coma!”
>>214800469Change to >and went into a diabetic coma!to >— and now he’s in a diabetic coma! [pause for laughter]
>>214797840You mean a sitcom?
>>214796428Found the beardlet
It's kinda funny that people been talking about modern Seinfeld for so long the the examples of modern are now outdated.
>>214796428>Hang on to your scraps instead of accepting your bald>EmbraceYou baldies are so funny.
what are you buying?
>>214796213still a manlet
>>214800795>scrapsThese are the historic remains of a once great society of hair.
>>214800870seinfeld clue could be fun tbqhwyf
>>214800870ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
>>214800870You'd need to be a real wild guy to use one of those ASSMAN license plates, haha!
>>214796213GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
>>214800870I’m proud to say I own the Lego set, bought it in Disney Springs.
>>214797840No plot? There’s like two lines per episode that aren’t part of the plot
>>214799781Why is Kramer a sandnigger?
>>214796213>Kramer accuses Israel of genocide>Jerry, George and Elaine flip out>They try, but inevitably can't prove him wrongKino.
>>214801379THE WHORE IS PREGNANT JERRY
>>214801449post it i've never seen it
>>214799717>Grok, make Jerry Seinfeld 60% more Jewish somehow
>>214801506>They can’t prove him wrong because they won’t acknowledge the existence of Palestinians to begin with
>>214797840>WHAAAAAT'S THE DEAL WITH CHOCOLATE CORNETS?! IS IT SHAPED LIKE A SEASHELL, OR A CATTERPILLAR?? WHICH SIDE IS THE FRONT, AND WHICH ONE'S THE BACK?!>JERRY, MY TEETH ARE KILLING ME
>>214796213hair and beard would be best combo.
>>214801756shit got weird when spine ferestein took over
>>214796213Nothernlion?
What if...both?
>>214796213>kramer installs a bidet and now he never leaves the bathroom>jerry can't sleep from all his hooting and hollering
>>214802934george became wildly obsessed with This Old House and went on his Bob Vila shit
>>214796213Left is based. Right is try hard faggot.
>>214802934billy crystal?
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