the only character who can save nu-Star Wars
>will keep watching and hoping like a retardYou're the problem let it die
>>214797061This, nothing can save Nu Wars, just ignore the slop.
>>214796846Reverse gripping lightsabers is so retarded.
>>214796846I ENJOYED SKELETON CREW
>>214796846no starkiller cannot save nu-warshe only works in a limited context, you'd have to transport his story into the nu-canon which means he would be under-powered severely and given a stronger female sidekick, and furloni stated he will not bend that knee>>214797339indeed it is retarded but it was cool when starkiller did it because it was unique thentaking that form and giving it to ahsoka was a mistake because now when people see starkiller they'll think "hey he's doing the thing she did"
>>214796846He has no character, no personality, his story is shit, and his game is shit.>>214797436Ahsoka had it before Starkiller even existed.
>>214796846What's the point of this shit character anyway? He has horrible design and him being more powerful than Vader and Sidious is just cherry on top of the shit mountain.Somehow redditors praise him like he's the god of the Star Slop universe.
>>214796846He’s too based. Pic related will do.>>214797949>t. Sheevshill
>>214796846sorry, posted wrong pic
>>214798225sorry, posted wrong pic
>>214796846I want to see Malgus raping Jewdi
>>214796846a hero for the nu-metal generation
>tortanic
>>214796846He needs to save himself from severing his own spinal cord with that stupid stance before he can save nuWars
>>214796846This seems a little overdesigned.
Starkiller has low key the most drip in SW universe
>>214796846That's not CHADcen Solo
>>214796846 >overpowered gary sue with cringe edgelord design
>>214799447No one knows who that is.
>>214799609The main character of the New Republic era during the EU, and who Disney tried to copy to make Kylo Ren.
>>214799680>non canon star wars booksEmbarrassing. Have sex.
>>214799557>>214799609Wrong!
>>214799705Don't care, the New Republic era in the EU has some of the best writing ever in Star Wars.And it's just fun, unlike the canon where everything is boring and underwhelming, has a huge sense of "no fun allowed".
>>214796846Dash Rendar. Played by Glen Powell. Make him swaggering, cocky, misogynistic, racist etc. He is always right, always wins, and never gets his comeuppance.
>>214799557>overpowered gary sue with cringe edgelord designStarkiller is pretty tame in all those regards compared to the more obscure stuff.
>>214796846Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
being edgy is cool
>>214799789Don't care, you read star wars books, you're fucking gay and stinky.
>>214799896That's quite rude, tbqhwymf
>Delta squad gets really pissed at the jedi after having to leave Sev behind>Order 66 arrives Write the movie.
>>214799842That's mostly down to Troy Denning, dude insisted on making everything gore-y, on shoving one specific fetish on every female character, and making all female villains pedophiles.
>>214799609You just reveal your own ignorance
>>214799994I am okay with being ignorant of worthless terrible shit for stinky faggots
>>214799871Based>>214799825>Glen Powell as Dash RendarNice>>214799896>>214799705Relax dear
>>214796846There is no "character" that can save Star Wars. That's not how it works dumbass. The only one capable is Tony Gilroy and he doesn't want to do it.
>>214797436Change his backstory to be a young Palpatine clone
>>214797634>>214797949/thread
>>214796846Nope. We are going to get a Dawn of the Jedi story instead that will explain how the Jedi Order was created by a girlboss.
>>214801879Would still probably end up being better than shitkiller and his shitty games.
>>214796846There is another.
>>214799825>not han solo but even more han solo-ywow. such originality.
>>214801994better option, starkiller is slop
>>214801969No it wouldn't. And you're talking to someone who never liked Starkiller and thought he was a Mary Sue before I even knew there was a term to describe it. A Dawn of the Jedi movie would exist for the sole purpose of showing that the Jedi Order was created by a woman. Fuck that shit. It would just be more of the same Disnyslop not counting Andor.
>>214796846he only turns into that in an alternate timeline so you're talking about star wars multiverse
>Starkiller.Just let Star Wars die already. Can't you see that it is in pain?
I don't know who this character is
>>214801994Legacy was the single most terrible, embarrassing and un-Star Wars'y thing that has ever been made with this IP.>wot if Luke's descendant was a stinky unwashed hillbilly white trash junkie faggot who wears eyeliner, earrings and darth vader's pants>wot if a bunch of prequel Jedi outlived Luke Skywalker and had their Jedi Academy in the background all along>wot if the main villains were some cringe numetal Darth Maul cosplayers led by the author's prequel era OC>wot if empire was le benevolent and the jedi were serving the emperorAwful.
>>214802107Anything Disney made is better than Starkiller and Force Unleashed. Slop character in a badly made slop game that felt dated on release and worse than Jedi Outcast/Academy in every way.
>>214800893>the only one capable of saving Star Wars is the guy who made Rebels vs Empire #2246897432 but "dark and gritty" and was so ashamed of working on Star Wars he avoided featuring a single alien or spaceships beyond ugly TIE fightersThis franchise has so much weird mythological shit and yet it can't move on from that boring war that ended in ROTJ half a century ago.Only way I'd want to see the Empire again is to show the New Republic wiping them out as they retake Coruscant
>>214802132lmao this. Ever since I played the first nu battlefront I've been just waiting for it to be allowed to die and rest.
>>214802192>eu slop>>>/reddit/
>>214802187At least it's not feminist trash written by an obese Tumblrina featuring black lesbian witches inventing the Force.
>>214802216>>214802187We found the very last Mouse Wars fan.How embarrassing
>>214802216What?
>>214796846>gets raped>is now sidelined by his new vibrant sidekick>new storyline not connected to the TFU gamescongratulations, you just played yourself. you know fucking well nothing starwars disney cranks out is for you to enjoy, they are busting your balls and they enjoy the power plays.
>>214802115hol up
>>214802162Oh, and this faggot also could force heal lmao. What an awful character from an awful series.
>>214802192A Tony Gilroy Old Republic is the only thing that could potentially 'save' Star Wars. Everything else is simply the barest life support at best or contributing to the death spiral at worst.
>>214802216Tell that to Disney, all they've done is ripoff the EU but worse and shoving woke crap along the way.The sequels for example are an adaptation of both Legacy of the Force and Dark Empire, two stories absolutely everyone hated and are considered the very bottom of the barrel, and yet Disney picked these to make the sequels out of.That's the thing about the EU, it doesn't matter if you think its slop, they've already adapted the worst of it, there's nowhere to go but up from the garbage of LOTF or DE.
>>214802303Old Republic as a setting was always nothing but derivative trash repackaged for videogame manchildren. Tony Gilroy wouldn't want to touch that garbage with a 10ft pole.
>>214802303The Old Republic is boring as shit as a setting.Star Wars its dead because what people wanted was a sequel to the OT, stuff about the New Republic era, and they completely ruined that.
>>214802333>derivative trash repackaged for videogame manchildrenTo be fair, that's not any worse than what Star Wars has been since 2015 at the latest.
>>214802333Yeah, because Empire vs Rebels #7642357885 was really original.
>>214802320I very much doubt they picked these on purpose. I very much doubt J.J. Abrams read any of that crap or even knows of its existence. Hacks just happen to think alike. After Rian Johnson offed Snoke, JJ Abrams just couldn't think of anything better than to bring back Palpatine. He was not adapting Dark Empire.
>>214796846There is no saving Nu Star Wars. Starkiller would be forced to job to Asoka Tano and would be a tranny who got raped by Vader
>>214802385Well that's even worse, that Abrams and Rian Johnson couldn't think anything better than goddamn Troy Denning.
>>214802333>>214802358These posts make my head hurt. GoT in the SW setting with the look and feel of Andor would be absolute god tier and anyone that thinks that Gilroy and co. would just make a cheesy videogame knock off aren't qualified to be in this conversation.
>>214802497>GoT in the SW settingNobody comes to watch Star Wars for cynicism, rape, gore and swearing.
>>214802497Game of Thrones is utter trash, a complete insult to the fantasy genre written by a man defined by his inferiority complex towards Tolkien. Not even Disney Wars, nor an overrated setting like the Old Republic deserves to be turned into that abomination.
>>214802497Maybe less GoT but something more like House of Cards is a better fit. The inquisitor storyline could be a great vehicle for it with a bit of tweaking.
>>214796846retarded mary sue
>>214802385J.J.'s true calling is television producer. He's way out of his depth when it comes to directing movies with any kind of compelling story or any kind of depth beyond memberberries and empty mystery boxes. I think Hollywood finally figured this out which is why he hasn't made anything since TROS
>>214802537Just try it. It can't be worse than the lesbian space witch groomer cults or the literal capeshit being celebrated by Star Wars fans now.
>>214802617We don't need to try it. Go watch Rebel Moon.
>>214796846All I wanted out of new Star Wars was to see the New Republic and New Jedi Order in action.The NJO was completely destroyed and the New Republic got turned into a bunch of useless, "IF YOU KILL YOUR ENEMY YOU ARE JUST AS BAD" pacifists before destroying it as well.With this, my interest in future Star Wars is zero, you fucked up, bye.
>>214802661What if I want something written by a better writer than Snyder?
>>214802615Nah, he is a competent blockbuster director. He should not be allowed to write. He should not be let anywhere near the people who develop the story. Someone should have made the story, wrote a script, and handed it over to him. The mistake was getting rid of George Lucas and Michael Arndt, and letting Abrams shit out his brain farts. Not once, but twice.
>>214802687Then why not also ask for something interesting and not>rip off this terrible show and shove it onto a franchise that has nothing to do with it
>>214802537>>214802552Yet you would watch every second of it and dissect every detail and story point down to the molecular level. To the point you'd be making new threads speculating at future story beats at a clip so fast that it would make an Olympic sprinter look slow.
>>214802617No I wouldn't, it sounds like an extremely boring idea.
>>214802787meant for>>214802760
>>214802760I have never done that, and I certainly wouldn't do it for a show based on the worst fantasy show in decades written by the guy who managed to make Star Wars as boring as watching a political debate.
>>214802696Abrams is too powerful not to have major input to the script. It's his whole deal. And the problem is he's not a nerd. He's the fakest fake nerd that ever faked. He thinks lore details are lame and they just get in the way of the 'story'. He will always be this way until his dying breath. It's literally who he is. Which is why he is fundamentally incompatible with something like Star Wars. To him lore details are for nerds and he's not a nerd. He's a hack that fakes it.
TFU games were fun. I miss fun.
>>214802852>I have never done that>Outing yourself as a reddidlt tourist this hard
>>214802904Sorry, all out of fun. Please wait five years in between poorly optimized releases with stories that go nowhere and janky baseball bat combat.
>>214802891What do you mean by "lore"? As in some shit written in the source book and visual dictionaries, or like basic internal rules of the setting? If it's the former, George Lucas also never gave a shit about the lore, despite fucking creating Star Wars. He never knew 99% of the lore created around his franchise by other people. It's irrelevant. Lore is fluid. Lore is created by other people after the fact based on the movies. Nobody who had worked on on-screen Star Wars has given a shit about the lore, and whenever they do, it's usually to the story's detriment and results in nothing but fanservice. If it's about basic internal rules, like Rey can't just pull a mind trick out of her ass, then I agree. But then it comes down to basic storytelling and not "lore": character has to LEARN and DEVELOP, which Rey did not. But that's because Abrams is a shitty storyteller, and he should not be allowed to write.
>>214802944That is certainly ironic too, considering there were plenty of Redditors who came here just for that shitty /got/ general that was full of people obviously not from 4chan.You are just projecting your garbage tastes and the crap you did while watching that show.No, I would not "theorize" about Game of Star Wars because I find even the idea of it to be exhausting, tedious and boring.
>>214802904Not really. 30 FPS locked crap full of bugs, terrible boss fights, terrible lightsaber fights which were more like baseball bat fights that are nowhere near Jedi Outcast and Academy. Shitty story, shitty characters. Throwing around stormtroopers is fun in the opening level, but then it gets boring quickly, and the game introduces new ways to constantly annoy you.
>>214797339They literally did that so you could always see it during gameplay
Jar Jar Abrams is the very definition of "talentless hack". He somehow managed to fuck up both Star Wars AND Star Trek.
>>214802979>or like basic internal rules of the setting?That is exactly what I mean. J.J. will N.E.V.E.R. give a shit about any of that stuff outside of shoehorning something for easy nostalgia points. Which is why when he does invoke some lore detail it's usually used wrong in a completely wrong context.
>>214803060His Star Trek movies are fun and well made sci-fi action flicks if you don't give a shit about Star Trek, and treat it as something entirely separate.
THEY ARE REAL TO ME
One good thing to come out of Force Unleashed is Sam Witwer getting more work, like voicing Maul.
>>214803093ST: Into Darkness is awful andakes me feel dumber just thinking about it. Literally one of the dumbest big budget movies ever made. It's literally "exhibit A" ahead of TROS for why J.J. is a storytelling hack.
>>214803167It looks good and it's fun to watch. It had good actor performances. I had nice aesthetics. I was a teenager when it came out. I had a good time. I hadn't watched any Star Trek before that or after that.
>>214803211ST: Into Darkness looks good. TROS and TLJ look good too. It doesn't stop them from being dogshit.
>>214796846Anything new wars is shit putting him in it will be shit. There's no saving star wars.
>>214803093And thats the problem. His movies alienate the people who actually care and only appeal to the mindless popcorn munchers.
>>214803274Sequels are pretty boring looking when it comes to aesthetics. And there wasn't anything that impressive when it comes to spectacle, really. Like nothing on the level of that giant ship crashing into the Federation city, or Khan fight on top of moving ships... or was it a train? I don't remember by now. 2009 Trek, Into Darkness, and Beyond are far better as space sci-fi spectacle movies than Disney Star Wars sequels.
>>214803093MI:III and ST: 2009 are the only decent movies J.J. has made. Everything else is not even sub par. Nothing but slick and shiny garbage.
>>214797949>him being more powerful than Vader and SidiousVader kills him and all his clones.
>>214799557hes a jobber though plus hes a shitty clone.
>>214803389>Sequels are pretty boring looking when it comes to aestheticsI think you are having a hard time separating the visuals from the godawful story. Which is the biggest proof of all that fancy visuals mean absolute jack shit without a compelling story to back then up.
>>214799557>overpowered gary stu >literally 0-300 against Vader
>>214803013I had fun.
>>214803340That was back in the days when studios took fanbases for granted that they would follow even when the ip's new owners would change their ip's to chase the mainstream audience. They are slooooowly coming to realize that you have to satisfy the existing fanbase first then build on it and expand outward from there without a a dining the core audience. In ip's across all media they took for granted that core fanbases would follow no matter what when that is absolutely not the case. If you trade your core fanbase in favor of loudmouth fake tourists that simply chase trends and Twitter clout you will eventually up with nothing. Which is what has been happening across the board across all industries.
>>214803013If you're talking about SW TFU 2, they axed half the production team while the game was in development and cut their budget.
>>214803913No, I am talking about TFU1. It's not a good game. Never was.
>>214801994There is the GOAT
>>214802320>ell that to Disney, all they've done is ripoff the EU but worse and shoving woke crap along the way.This. Just look at how they massacred muh boy Kyle Katarn. He and Jan's story and characterizations have been stripped, shredded and sprinkled across Disney's NuEU
>>214802617Jesus, neither one of them look like they know what they're doing. And they've both supposedly been fighting since Clone Wars and birth of the Rebellion.
>>214804068>>214804127Kyle Katarn is a non-character. Doom guy ripoff in a shitty Doom reskin. Then they gave him a lightsaber on top of it and made him a Jedi Master and Luke's BFF. Yeah, fuck off.
>>214804181Did you only ever play the first Dark Forces?
>>214799005>This seems a little overdesigned.The comics were even worse during that late-00s period.
>>214799680>The main character of the New Republic eraYou mean the NJO era. He was a kid for the New Republic era
>>214796846Starkiller isn't even that cool. He's a bitch who failed his mission TWICE. Imagine waking up as a Clone because the original you was such a bitch he died so you have to go and finish it just to fail like a bitch as well. KWABx2
>>214796846why are people star wars fan? like it's just not that good...
>>214803121I love that guy's yell. Good VA
