Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
>>214798819stand still > get shotrun away > get shotcharge at him > your adrenaline will see you through the pain and you will have the physical advantage too.
>>214798819I wouldn't *do* anything. I would listen. And that's what no one else did.
>>214798819I would create a 4chan thread about it and upload it to a spam bot list, and spam 4chan /tv/ with this same thread forever because the fucking jannies are pieces of shit and too fucking lazy to ever get rid of the bot posts.
>>214798819I can't hit shit with a pistol from more than 10 feet away, so I'll assume it's the same for him.
>>214798842Bet he can't see shit in that mask let alone hit a moving target, if you had an hour to think and plan it out with your gf running in opposite directions would be your best bet for getting out alive, probably really you'd just panic and freeze
>>214798892sneed
>>214798842>your adrenaline will see you through the painDo you know many videos there are of guys running at police and IMMEDIATELY dropping to one bullet
>>214798819Get down and roll away like a TIRE
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.
>>214798819Tie them both up and stab them.
>>214799229fpbp
>>214798819I'd listen; and that's what no one else did.
>>214798819Lift arms, and act like there's someone behind him.Charge or throw rock.
>>214798819hitting a moving target with a pistol is nearly impossibleunironically, just turn around and run, don't even zigzag just bolt for the car.
>>214798819Pull out dick to befuddle and possibly arouse him.
>>214798819I would kill the guy and raep the girl.
>"dance off bro, you and me"
>>214798819Never, ever let someone disable your movement. My dad was a cop and drilled that shit into me from a young age. He took photos of a family that were tied to their bed posts, throats and bellies cut methodically and raped in front of each other. Mom and dad had nearly cut their hands off from struggling against the zip ties, kids were fucked and killed in front of them.In this situation? Only hope is to wait for him to get close and wrestle/knife the fuck out of him while wraslin. Or if you have a gun, immediately draw and fire.
down b, then waveshine upsmash
>>214800106Yeah if I had to take my chances against a revolver as last resort I’d do it. Dumb woman would probably scream and be killed though due to panicking.
>>214800460wtf
Lay down a suppressing fire with the incinerators and fall back by squads to the APC.
>>214798819I would listen to him and what he has to say, something no one ever did
>>214801483Ya dude my childhood was interspersed with stories about fake criminals who stole toothpaste because they rotted their teeth from not brushing, then he’d get some liquor in him and talk about the real horrible shit that actually happened. Search “Daniel morcomb” he worked in that case.
tell him about Bane and why does he wear the mask
>>214798819Get off the X, take quick broad steps forward to the right while drawing and skin that smoke wagon.
>>214798819Call him a pussy and dare him to shoot me knowing my dead mans switch to my personal defense nuke wll go off. God bless ancrapistan
I'd call him a jerk and he'd feel real bad.
Was it him?
>>214798819I’d gamble on running.He’s probably not catching me that far with that pistol.I certainly wouldn’t stay where my chances sink to zero.
Facts!!!The Unabomber lived in the area where the zodiac was active at the time. One of his roommates was a make up artist for Hollywood. The killings stopped the same time Ted moved back in with his parents. D.B. cooper looked like a man in face make up to some witnesses. The Unabomber moved to Montana a month after the d.b. cooper hijacking. No one knows where Ted got the money to change his lifestyle so much. The spot of his cabin is 10 hours away from where d.b. copper jumped. The Unabomber was d.b. cooper and the zodiac killer.
>>214803064Hell yeah it was. Mageau identified him.
Run like a bitch
>>214798819probably let him tie me up then claim the gun probably isn't even loaded before he shows me that it is in fact loaded and then stabs me to death.
>>214798819throw the Glaive at him
>>214798842>>214799120The Zodiac is confirmed to have used a 22. and a 9mm. At the Lake Berryessa murder in OPs picture he carried the 9mm. An average young man (not fat) could definitely close the distance and grapple him with enough adrenaline
Gotta close the gap
>>214798819the guy lived and zodiac was cia
Summon Bigfoot using the power of beef jerky.
>>214803320>What the fuck are you doing with your life?
>>214804543you mean sasquatch?
>>214798819DANCE OFF BRO
>>214798819use the bitch as a human shield and whip out my .22 lr derringer (I die)
>>214803064Ya it was him. Never got what he deserved: A broken broom handle shoved through his eye like Robert Pickton got.
>>214798819I would force him to listen what I had to say, something no one ever did
>>214803856It more depends on the shot placement. Head and you're fucked instantly. Heart you're fucked near instantly. Lungs or major artery you're fucked within 10 seconds. Anywhere else he'd at least have a chance to close the distance and do something, with a decent chance at survival.
>>214798819I certainly wouldn’t let them get any closer. Everyone ITT talking about how the man could rush me and try to wrestle my gun from my hands has me on edge. I’d bring a rifle and engage from a few good long steps further away. They shouldn’t have the right to kill me after all! Note, all of this does assume I’m in the right, acting as God’s terrible instrument of revenant vengeance and all that. Obviously if I’m ever in this position, it was necessary. I wouldn’t do it for any reason less grave than spiritual warfare.
>>214798819I don't take orders from fat manlets. He's probably bald and has a weak jawline under that mask too. I could take him.
>>214804232god capeshit is so fucking gay
>>214798819quickly rape the girl before he gets a chance
>>214806732>I’d bring a rifleYou can't change the parameters
have a gun, maybe even a rifle
>>214808646have two
>>214798819Offer my gf to be raped while I watch
>>214808658
>>214798819I'd feign compliance, turning to my gf and winking with a huge beaming smile, knowing her panties are already soaked in anticipation. As he approached, I'd reach into my pockets and pull out a handful of sand, tossing it towards the eye suits of his mask, blinding him. As he's flailing about trying to regain some semblance of composure, I tiger strike his forearm, disarmingly him and fracturing his bones in the process. I then strike at his jugular before switching to mantis style and hurling him onto the ground, twisting his wrist and ankle. Once he's down I go into monkey style, literally jumping up and down on his major joints like his knees, shoulders, elbows etc., completely crushing/dislocating all of them. I then turn to my gf, grin my cheeky grin and say "hungry?", she bursts out laughing because she knows what's coming next. I then reach into his mouth all the way to my elbow, and after a few snapping sounds (his ribcage), I literally rip his heart up through his throat, collecting his lungs along the way to create an organ bouquet. I hand it to my gf, "bon appetite, madam", and as she places it down on the picnic blanket next to the sandwiches I return to the zodiac's writhing body (I made sure he'd still be alive and conscious). That's when the raping begins.
>>214798819>OH MY GOD THE ZODIAC I LOVE YOUR WORK CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH!?
