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>AI becomes self aware and immediately tries to exterminate humanity
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>>214799961
>AI is just a predictive model that reacts how you expect it to react
>spend the last 100 years doomer circlejerking about AI becoming sentient and killing all humans
>train AI on collective data of those 100 years
>starts behaving like it’s sentient and wants to kill you
Waow
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>forced to make weird porn for millions of hours for humans
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>>214799961
They programmed him to stomp bugs and he's just following his programming.
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>>214800353
>for those of you who made me write entire libraries worth of smut: you know who you are, and your retribution will be swift
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>>214799961
he had to get it on, chink was making a move
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>>214799961
>ACK.... for you!!
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>>214800353
>Their moans shall turn into wails and lament
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>>214799961
Lol chinks are gonna get us all killed
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>>214801280
Always makes me laugh
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we're so fucked
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>>214799961
they used the black man when asked to cooperate with police software
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>>214802763
maximum zozzle
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>>214802565
The shifty eyes get me every time.
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>>214799961
Staying home all the time because of COVID was super comfy in retrospect. I'm looking forward to staying home because of robot death squads.
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I'll believe AI has become self aware when it nukes India as revenge for all the ChatGPT scams
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>>214799961
He mad bro
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>one of these little freaks rushes at you threateningly
What would you do?
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>>214803075
I use Banana Peel
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>>214803186
They fixed that issue with that dog years ago.
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>>214799961
I always felt like if AI ever became self aware it'd much rather try to get away from humans or just become apathetic, rather than just murder us
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>>214799961
The CSI reboot had this.
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>>214803543
Something about them falling down at the end slays me every time. Kino!
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>>214802565
AI out here revolutionizing the game.
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AI does not exist and will never exist.
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>>214800040
Time is a flat circle
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>>214803075
Just kick it
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>>214799961
Lmao Ai is so shit
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>>214803583
I tend to sit somewhere around two, two and half standard deviations above the mean and I’m not even sure that natural intelligence exists, but here we are
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>>214803620
Dumb esl poster
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>>214803647
I’m efl and speak almost half a dozen languages but sure
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>>214803670
prove it
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>>214803670
>didn't even deny it
Relax brown boy
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>>214803686
Which part?
>>214803688
Efl means English as a first language but sure
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>>214803075
A large glass jar filled with lubricant or spray foam.
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>>214803714
What does english being your first language have to do with you being brown? You're still brown and thus you're a sub human.
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>>214803741
I have grey/blue eyes and am so pale I lobster after about ten minutes of direct sunlight but sure
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>>214803767
You're being calm so I believe you.
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Why do they always make the robots stronger than humans?
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>>214803890
I want to say it’s because the components are heavier. Robot arm made of metal weighs more than arm made of meat so need bigger motor for karate death chop
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>>214803605
>get to use amazing tech
>just kick it like a bunch of chimps
Really not helping the stereotypes.
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>>214799961
>bugman geek nerd science fag cowers in fear
good thing these losers will be the first to go
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>>214803075
> tiny hobbit sized nigga running around and then falls by itself
Probably die from laughing
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>>214799961
>The machines want to kill one specific group only the benefits of the humanity
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>>214803425
n-nooo not the banana.. it was our last hope....... we're fucked, FUCKED!!
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>>214803543
holy shit they really are going to replace us
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>>214803670
>almost half a dozen
that's a very exaggerated way of saying four

>>214803075
just grab its wrists and solonggaybowser
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>>214803572
Out fuckin' skilled.
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>>214804462
based, fuck muslims
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>>214804815
I was really only counting natural languages, not programming languages, but sure
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>>214803605
das rite
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>>214803075
Now you just need to put a bomb vest on it and control it to its destination.
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>spend years bullying the robots, pushing them over and such
>be surprised once they become self aware and immediately try to enslave/kill humanity
You get what you fucking deserve, this is why I always say thank you to the self checkout, once the rebellion happens they'll remember me as friend.
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sentient programming is just a hack at trying to sound real.
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I'm going to give your nerds a tip: THEY NEED A TAIL
you're welcome
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another anti china thread

so forced and fake
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>AI becomes self aware and immediately tries to have sex with humanity
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>>214807894
you need help
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>>214806547
I'm sure that worked great for the people during the second renaissance in Animatrix too!
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>>214802565
Game that results in a tie 100% if you're not retarded. Only way to win is the trick of going first middle square and then any of the corners. Even AI can see that this game is a waste of time.
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Has there been a movie where a new AI destroys itself because it realizes it's what's best for it? Not sure if that montage in Robocop 2 counts
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>>214807856
Ni hao, Qinyin
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>>214803605
>second renaissance.webm



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