>AI becomes self aware and immediately tries to exterminate humanity
>>214799961>AI is just a predictive model that reacts how you expect it to react>spend the last 100 years doomer circlejerking about AI becoming sentient and killing all humans>train AI on collective data of those 100 years >starts behaving like it’s sentient and wants to kill youWaow
>forced to make weird porn for millions of hours for humans
>>214799961They programmed him to stomp bugs and he's just following his programming.
>>214800353>for those of you who made me write entire libraries worth of smut: you know who you are, and your retribution will be swift
>>214799961he had to get it on, chink was making a move
>>214799961>ACK.... for you!!
>>214800353>Their moans shall turn into wails and lament
>>214799961Lol chinks are gonna get us all killed
>>214801280Always makes me laugh
we're so fucked
>>214799961they used the black man when asked to cooperate with police software
>>214802763maximum zozzle
>>214802565The shifty eyes get me every time.
>>214799961Staying home all the time because of COVID was super comfy in retrospect. I'm looking forward to staying home because of robot death squads.
I'll believe AI has become self aware when it nukes India as revenge for all the ChatGPT scams
>>214799961He mad bro
>one of these little freaks rushes at you threateningly What would you do?
>>214803075I use Banana Peel
>>214803186They fixed that issue with that dog years ago.
>>214799961I always felt like if AI ever became self aware it'd much rather try to get away from humans or just become apathetic, rather than just murder us
>>214799961The CSI reboot had this.
>>214803543Something about them falling down at the end slays me every time. Kino!
>>214802565AI out here revolutionizing the game.
AI does not exist and will never exist.
>>214800040Time is a flat circle
>>214803075Just kick it
>>214799961Lmao Ai is so shit
>>214803583I tend to sit somewhere around two, two and half standard deviations above the mean and I’m not even sure that natural intelligence exists, but here we are
>>214803620Dumb esl poster
>>214803647I’m efl and speak almost half a dozen languages but sure
>>214803670prove it
>>214803670>didn't even deny itRelax brown boy
>>214803686Which part?>>214803688Efl means English as a first language but sure
>>214803075A large glass jar filled with lubricant or spray foam.
>>214803714What does english being your first language have to do with you being brown? You're still brown and thus you're a sub human.
>>214803741I have grey/blue eyes and am so pale I lobster after about ten minutes of direct sunlight but sure
>>214803767You're being calm so I believe you.
Why do they always make the robots stronger than humans?
>>214803890I want to say it’s because the components are heavier. Robot arm made of metal weighs more than arm made of meat so need bigger motor for karate death chop
>>214803605>get to use amazing tech>just kick it like a bunch of chimpsReally not helping the stereotypes.
>>214799961>bugman geek nerd science fag cowers in feargood thing these losers will be the first to go
>>214803075> tiny hobbit sized nigga running around and then falls by itself Probably die from laughing
>>214799961>The machines want to kill one specific group only the benefits of the humanity
>>214803425n-nooo not the banana.. it was our last hope....... we're fucked, FUCKED!!
>>214803543holy shit they really are going to replace us
>>214803670>almost half a dozenthat's a very exaggerated way of saying four>>214803075just grab its wrists and solonggaybowser
>>214803572Out fuckin' skilled.
>>214804462based, fuck muslims
>>214804815I was really only counting natural languages, not programming languages, but sure
>>214803605das rite
>>214803075Now you just need to put a bomb vest on it and control it to its destination.
>spend years bullying the robots, pushing them over and such>be surprised once they become self aware and immediately try to enslave/kill humanityYou get what you fucking deserve, this is why I always say thank you to the self checkout, once the rebellion happens they'll remember me as friend.
sentient programming is just a hack at trying to sound real.
I'm going to give your nerds a tip: THEY NEED A TAILyou're welcome
another anti china threadso forced and fake
>AI becomes self aware and immediately tries to have sex with humanity
>>214807894you need help
>>214806547I'm sure that worked great for the people during the second renaissance in Animatrix too!
>>214802565Game that results in a tie 100% if you're not retarded. Only way to win is the trick of going first middle square and then any of the corners. Even AI can see that this game is a waste of time.
Has there been a movie where a new AI destroys itself because it realizes it's what's best for it? Not sure if that montage in Robocop 2 counts
>>214807856Ni hao, Qinyin
>>214803075
>>214803605>second renaissance.webm
>>214804238Remember Covid? lol
>>214803485AI is finished the second it learns how to masturbate.
>>214808503>Not sure if that montage in Robocop 2 countsThose were cyborgs. Actual human minds in robot bodies so horrified at what they'd become that they immediately killed themselves.
>>214803075bit racist mate
>>214799961robot is programmed to prioritize upright balance, it's freaking out because the crane is constantly fucking up it's adjustments
>>214803543me in the kitchen at 1 am trying to make mustard sandwiches after drinking 24 beers
>>214803605Fucking niggers...
>>214810768Nice try skynet, you stay on the crane
>>214799961>machine made by chinks breaks>blame the ai
>>214810789topkek
>>214805159Why would anyone brat about knowing more tha one coding language. If you learn one the rest are easy, even Cobolt, unless you're a retard.
>>214804238I had to go to the DMV a couple months ago and I wore the mask. I think they didn't like it because they were giving me attitude for no raisin
>>214799961>>humanityno, just chinks