>Everyone gushes about how Gomez and Morticia are devoted to each other in most fiction.>Nitwit writers of Wednesday....
>>214802883Morticia would still be living with her mom if Gomez did not pop her cherry, marry her and take her overseas. Somebody confused Adams with Munsters again.
is that an asian frankenstein in the back?
so the writers wanted to push the idea that your family is a constant power struggle lol
I thought the whole point of Gomez was that he was the most human and least super natural Addams, and that was why he was a special super chad? Why are they tearing him down?
>>214803519>Why are they tearing him down?He's male-coded.
>>214803519Was there a point to Gomez? He’s just a grotesque nihilist. No, not that kind of nihilist.
>>214802883Gomez lets her believe that's the case. Control is often an illusion.
>>214803636You're missing the point. Morticia wouldn't trash-talk Gomez in the first place, much less in front of Wednesday.
I don’t care if Luis Guzmán looks like the old comic version of Gomez. Nobody considered that Gomez. It’s entirely John Astin and Raul Julia who people think of when it comes to Gomez. But couldn’t get some savvy swash buckling Gomez is this bitch power fantasy bullshit show
The subversion in the Gomez/Morticia relationship is that unlike most sitcom parents they love each other very much, and have an active sex life. That's the joke.Who is "in charge" isn't an important detail to the relationship.
It’s just a bummer Morticia Addams and Wednesday are constantly featured to appear like they did in the Family Values movie from the 90s and not how they were in the original tv series from the 60s. I get why that is but it doesn’t make it any less gay
>>214802907Ban evading isn't a very white thing to do.
>>214802883Because Satan is in charge of that family and they all know it.
>>214803693yes that is supposed to be what is happening, but in reality netflix wants you to believe morticia is in charge
>>214805076have never had sex and it shows.
>>214805105I absolutely believe you have never had sex you reddit faggot
>>214802883You've never seen the original Addams Family show, have you, OP?
>>214805506>no uKind of sounds like the argument a kid who hasn't had sex would try to make.
>>214805035I think it's because the original creator called Morticia the real head of the family.
>>214802883Show has the worst casting of all time.
>>214805035It's almost as if you've never seen this joke before. Gomez will also tell Wednesday he lets Morticia think she's in charge.
>>214802883Gomez has the devil on his side backing everything he does without fail both financially and bodily, she ain't running shit
>>214803519I figured he was an ordinary LA businessman
>>214803519Because men cannot be masculine in the goyslop era
UHHH IS THAT A MASCULINE ROLE MODEL!???SUBVERT HIM NOW CHUD
>>214802883>Nitwit writers of Wednesday....Who probably were shown this and ran with it.
>>214806843If you remember several episodes had "woe" in the title.
>>214806915Comic strip Wednesday is way more gentle and fragile than any of the live action Wednesdays
>>214806943well she's a little girl, no one would ever put up with modern psychopath Wednesday
>>214802883>>214803042>>214803508>>214803519>>214803681>>214805035>>214806790What type of playful jokes does your girlfriend make about you?
>>214802883"Happy Wife, Happy Life", is an axiom of the western world since before your father was born.>>214803681The OP image isn't trash talking.
>>214807023she says my dick is small, even on the occasions where i don't have my dick out
>>214802883Who the hell is that actress? I thought catherine zeta jones was cast as morticia.
>>214802883Because evil cannot create, only destroy. So these evil activists can only write by destroying whatever it is they’re infesting.
>>214803519There are many versions. Raul Julia was a chad and supernatural
>>214807022>no one would ever put up with modern psychopath WednesdayThat's what bothers me about the show so much, She's going out of her way to stop "evil doers", but she's totally a psycho that doesn't care about manipulating or hurting others.
>>214802883Technically this is true to character. It's a running gag that Gomez is a serious cloud Cuckoo, a lousy lawyer who's never won a case, and basically a trust fund brats who lucked out in that he married Morticia, another trust fund brats, who is the serious one to Gonez's silly one.
>>214807248Oh is he a lawyerI thought he was some sort of businessman
>>214802883replace "family" with "bedroom" and its all good
>>214807023Oh all kinds. I also watched the show with her, which is why I'm pretty aware of all the stupid shit they do with Gomez in this- they basically turning him into a Mexican Homer Simpson who loafs around and does fuck all while Morticia girlbosses it up with the spooky witch magic. Literally his only positive quality is he took the rap for her killing a kid in high school, and that's after said kid beat the shit out of him which made Morticia step in and save him. That's it. That's all he does. He's ceaselessly devoted to Morticia, sure, but that's back to the Mexican Homer Simpson vibes because she feels super out of his league the same way Marge does for Homer- no shit he's devoted to a woman completely out of his league.
>>214807023if you badmouth your spouse to your fucking child it's not a joke
I still can't believe we went from this to a fat Mexican midget.
>>214809097>fat Mexican midget.Comic accurate
>watch tv show for girls>it's girlboss slopwowwwwwww
>>214808436I thought he was a based neet who spent his entire day playing with trains and losing money on the stock market
>>214809097>>214809161I like Luis Guzman but he's either too old or too fat or bits of both to Play Gomez now. He's not energetic enough.
>>214804020it's extremely white, and based
>>214809161Wednesday is not.
>>214807121I kinda saw it as just mega gregarious. Like the most gregarious guy on Earth.
>>214810698Jesus.
>>214802883What a bunch of fucking goblins
>>214802883The way you make this joke work is have Gomez say the same thing in reverse to Pugsley later in the episode.
>>214809097taking away his charisma and looking at him as a face. this nigga is ugly as hell.
