>already no alien earth generals in the catalogue only after days of the final episodeDamn.. was it that bad?
I stopped watching at episode 3
>>214803912buy an ad shill
>>214803912aliens have generals now? what happened to the queens?
Be fr. Will there be a season 2?
>kills you
yeah
>>214803912Unironically what did she mean by this?In 5 mins WY will come busting through the doors and recapture the aliens and disable all the kid hybrids.
>>214804069what did she mean by "you were always a man" ?
>>214804069Nah m8, the bullet proof aliens will instantly slaughter them all
>>214804033they couldn't get the stunt man or someone to take 5 minutes and teach her how to throw a realistic looking punch and not just fling her hand forward while clinching her eyes shut?
Man I hope Olyphant is being paid well for this tripe.
>>214804158tbf given the fact that the character is supposed to be a child in a synth body it does make sense that she's awkward about it. In fact i think the black guy and the indian did fairly well in acting like children in grown bodies; albeit perhaps a tad too naive.
>>214803912I cant bring myself to watch it, the actors themselves are so goddamn of putting it might as well be a pajeet film.
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>>214804412Right? I spent half the series looking away from the screen cause of their faces and teeth.
what the fuck happened to the xenomorphs? why are they a cheap copy of the raptors from Jurassic world?
>>214804158Even if she's a girl and sucks at throwing punches, she's still punching you with the force of 10 men and a fist made of metal.
>>214804033Christ, that one looks weird.
>>214804069With how Wendy has been she'd pull some technomancer bullshit again and shut that off>oh her ships have wifi>ships instantly freeze and fall straight on the ground
You just know Tootles wouldn't have taken any of this shit
>>214803912>was it that bad?Worse
>>214803912You know when their gay filth is spammed here a show is really struggling. Look for a cancellation announcement soon, maybe one more season. Who cares.
>>214804509That bitch became so annoying>hurr, killing people is totally okay. Now apologize for not wanting us to kill peopleThe brother is a pussy, he should have told her she was wrong and given her a scolding.
>>214805023Her brain is so powerful she can intuitively learn the language of an alien species.
>>214804586but she will only be 5 foot tall forever
>>214803912Honestly, using the 5th episode to basically do the pilot episode was a waste of time, then the 6th upside was boring filler. I still haven't watched the 7th or final episode.
Look who I saw out today bros!!
Kirshsisters I'm gonna go binge Deadwood....overall the show was fine (I'll watch anything, I mean anything related to the Alien® intellectual property - which is owned by The Walt Disney Corporation). I don't even hate Noah - I really enjoyed Fargo S1 thru 3. but man him and the writers are just doing some dumb shit
>>214806652how long did it take david to learn the language of the engineers?
>>214805741Issac would never have turned on Kirsh and Prodigy, he was a good lad who just wanted to help do science.
alright i'm going to fix this show>two storylines, can be told interchangeably or one after the other>first storyline is the entire story of the maginot crew, from them leaving earth to the crash>show them travelling to a bunch of exotic planets to pick up specimens>actually SHOW how they lost people getting these specimens, instead of mentioning it once and shrugging it off>the rest of the flashback episode can stay pretty much the same, just make the crew less incompetent and more like the nostromo crew, professionals that are put into a situation that is way out of their depth>second storyline is hermit and his squad fighting to contain the alien(s) after the crash>keep the setting INSIDE THE CITY or at least the apartment complex instead of an isolated island to maximize the risk of the creatures escaping>make the squad larger instead of like five people, several dozen getting picked off per episode>hermit is a declared pacifist iirc so it would be interesting to see how he would take on a xenomorph one on oneboth of these storylines should be faithful homages to the first two films respectively. the synths are completely unnecessary and should have been left in the failed OC scifi script they came from.
>>214803912this upset me that the smartest man in the world could only say "heh, okay :(" when he finally met his match against a super smart cute robot girli was expecting a robert downey jr sherlock holmes autistic rant at least
Anyone remember Westworld season 1? It wasn't perfect but it had good intrigue and paid everything off in the end with a satisfying conclusion. I was so satisfied I didn't watch any of the subsequent seasons
>>214807049Between two and two and a half years. And he was a more advanced model. Also, he had man's entire documented knowledge of Proto-Indo-European to study.
>>214807217for sure, I really enjoyed it. I think I remember watching the pilot of Season 2 and just being like "na fuck it, I'll stop right here for good"
>>214807249Based Ed poster.
>>214804158Did you watch the show? She got a literal toddlers brain. They could probably download advanced cqc skills- if they'd know about it.I predict that nibs will get more unhinged next season and Wendy will have to put her down.
So the little eyeball alien the size of my left nut is the alien mastermind. Getting tired of seeing that stupid sheep looking menacingly at the camera too.
Fuck this show. I can't believe we never got a sequel to covenant. Filtered too many. Disney gave us slop with romulus now they want to remove the prequels. Hawley is a hack
>>214803912its almost as like it was just marketing all along
>>214807327>Hawley is a hackI wonder if Fargo will ever be good again after this.
>>214807249It also pulled off a bigger scale with more action setpieces with 1/3 of the budget of Alien Earth
>>214807002Truitt?
>>214803912>child brained robot captures you >tells you they're in charge now>just laugh cause you know this is gonna end badly and you're going to enjoy watching it crash and burnBoy Kavalier and Kirsh are the best characters, they're just so entertaining.
>>214805023It's going be like that scene in Matrix 3 where Neo blows up every flying robot in the sky by waving his hands around.
>>214803912>>214803935>>214804000It was honestly the worst inclusion in the Alien franchise that I've ever seen.Yeah yeah I get that the crew and the people in general are usually kidna dumb in the franchise, but the series took it to a whole new level, every character was infuriating to watch, they kept doing retarded things over and over again.All the characters were stupidall the characters were annoyingthe 'maximum security' lab was a jokethe soldiers were all a jokethe robot kids were extremely annoying throughout the whole seriesit completely abuses of the audience's suspension of disbeliefI give it like a 3/10, and that's only because I somewhat enjoyed some of the alien creatures designs. I hope this crap never gets a second season.
>>214807883What’s the budget again?It’s crazy how more expensive streaming shows are now with fewer episodes
>>214807327If you think about it, we never even got a sequel to Prometheus.
>>214803912Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
>>214808466>It was honestly the worst inclusion in the Alien franchise that I've ever seen.t- hasnt read the books or comicsthis show was like mid tier so far in terms of the quality you would expect from the alien literature. My initial impression on the first few episodes was that it was a comic book sotry brought to life. The only reason its not the worst season ending i have seen is that i watched game of thrones.
>>214808566Westworld S1: $88MAlien Earth: $250M
>>214808621Indeed, the only alien comic I've seen was that Superman x Alien crossover. That one was nice, as far as I remember.But this show sucked major ass, it was on par with shit like Obi Wan or Acolyte.
It was pretty lame. Nothing was resolved, not s single storyline.
>>214808584this actor...he is the most pathetic excuse for a man i have ever seen. i am fairly sure in real life he walks and talks and exudes such patheticness. most gay guys have more masculinity than this guy. he actually makes me physically ill, even more than fish face.
The Peter pan shit was so awful. Not only did you spell it out very plainly in the first episode but you then committed to it entirely. Like you said to the audience "remember Peter pan? Heh watch this". We then had to watch 7 more episodes exercising this Peter pan plot you were going for. All the while Hawley sits smug with another masterpiece of writing