I stopped watching at episode 3

>>214803912
buy an ad shill

>>214803912
aliens have generals now? what happened to the queens?

Be fr. Will there be a season 2?

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>kills you

yeah

>>214803912
Unironically what did she mean by this?
In 5 mins WY will come busting through the doors and recapture the aliens and disable all the kid hybrids.

>>214804069
what did she mean by "you were always a man" ?

>>214804069
Nah m8, the bullet proof aliens will instantly slaughter them all

>>214804033
they couldn't get the stunt man or someone to take 5 minutes and teach her how to throw a realistic looking punch and not just fling her hand forward while clinching her eyes shut?

Man I hope Olyphant is being paid well for this tripe.

>>214804158
tbf given the fact that the character is supposed to be a child in a synth body it does make sense that she's awkward about it. In fact i think the black guy and the indian did fairly well in acting like children in grown bodies; albeit perhaps a tad too naive.

>>214803912
I cant bring myself to watch it, the actors themselves are so goddamn of putting it might as well be a pajeet film.

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POWERFUL
STUNNING
BRAVE

>>214804412
Right? I spent half the series looking away from the screen cause of their faces and teeth.

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what the fuck happened to the xenomorphs? why are they a cheap copy of the raptors from Jurassic world?

>>214804158
Even if she's a girl and sucks at throwing punches, she's still punching you with the force of 10 men and a fist made of metal.

>>214804033
Christ, that one looks weird.

>>214804069
With how Wendy has been she'd pull some technomancer bullshit again and shut that off
>oh her ships have wifi
>ships instantly freeze and fall straight on the ground

You just know Tootles wouldn't have taken any of this shit

>>214803912
>was it that bad?
Worse

>>214803912
You know when their gay filth is spammed here a show is really struggling. Look for a cancellation announcement soon, maybe one more season. Who cares.

>>214804509
That bitch became so annoying
>hurr, killing people is totally okay. Now apologize for not wanting us to kill people
The brother is a pussy, he should have told her she was wrong and given her a scolding.

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>>214805023
Her brain is so powerful she can intuitively learn the language of an alien species.

>>214804586
but she will only be 5 foot tall forever

>>214803912
Honestly, using the 5th episode to basically do the pilot episode was a waste of time, then the 6th upside was boring filler. I still haven't watched the 7th or final episode.

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Look who I saw out today bros!!

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Kirshsisters I'm gonna go binge Deadwood....

overall the show was fine (I'll watch anything, I mean anything related to the Alien® intellectual property - which is owned by The Walt Disney Corporation). I don't even hate Noah - I really enjoyed Fargo S1 thru 3. but man him and the writers are just doing some dumb shit

>>214806652
how long did it take david to learn the language of the engineers?

>>214805741
Issac would never have turned on Kirsh and Prodigy, he was a good lad who just wanted to help do science.

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alright i'm going to fix this show
>two storylines, can be told interchangeably or one after the other
>first storyline is the entire story of the maginot crew, from them leaving earth to the crash
>show them travelling to a bunch of exotic planets to pick up specimens
>actually SHOW how they lost people getting these specimens, instead of mentioning it once and shrugging it off
>the rest of the flashback episode can stay pretty much the same, just make the crew less incompetent and more like the nostromo crew, professionals that are put into a situation that is way out of their depth
>second storyline is hermit and his squad fighting to contain the alien(s) after the crash
>keep the setting INSIDE THE CITY or at least the apartment complex instead of an isolated island to maximize the risk of the creatures escaping
>make the squad larger instead of like five people, several dozen getting picked off per episode
>hermit is a declared pacifist iirc so it would be interesting to see how he would take on a xenomorph one on one
both of these storylines should be faithful homages to the first two films respectively. the synths are completely unnecessary and should have been left in the failed OC scifi script they came from.

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>>214803912
this upset me that the smartest man in the world could only say "heh, okay :(" when he finally met his match against a super smart cute robot girl

i was expecting a robert downey jr sherlock holmes autistic rant at least

Anyone remember Westworld season 1? It wasn't perfect but it had good intrigue and paid everything off in the end with a satisfying conclusion. I was so satisfied I didn't watch any of the subsequent seasons

>>214807049
Between two and two and a half years. And he was a more advanced model. Also, he had man's entire documented knowledge of Proto-Indo-European to study.

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>>214807217
for sure, I really enjoyed it. I think I remember watching the pilot of Season 2 and just being like "na fuck it, I'll stop right here for good"

>>214807249
Based Ed poster.

>>214804158
Did you watch the show? She got a literal toddlers brain. They could probably download advanced cqc skills- if they'd know about it.

I predict that nibs will get more unhinged next season and Wendy will have to put her down.

So the little eyeball alien the size of my left nut is the alien mastermind. Getting tired of seeing that stupid sheep looking menacingly at the camera too.

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Fuck this show. I can't believe we never got a sequel to covenant. Filtered too many. Disney gave us slop with romulus now they want to remove the prequels. Hawley is a hack

>>214803912
its almost as like it was just marketing all along

>>214807327
>Hawley is a hack
I wonder if Fargo will ever be good again after this.

>>214807249
It also pulled off a bigger scale with more action setpieces with 1/3 of the budget of Alien Earth

>>214807002
Truitt?

>>214803912
>child brained robot captures you
>tells you they're in charge now
>just laugh cause you know this is gonna end badly and you're going to enjoy watching it crash and burn
Boy Kavalier and Kirsh are the best characters, they're just so entertaining.

>>214805023
It's going be like that scene in Matrix 3 where Neo blows up every flying robot in the sky by waving his hands around.

>>214803912
>>214803935
>>214804000
It was honestly the worst inclusion in the Alien franchise that I've ever seen.
Yeah yeah I get that the crew and the people in general are usually kidna dumb in the franchise, but the series took it to a whole new level, every character was infuriating to watch, they kept doing retarded things over and over again.
All the characters were stupid
all the characters were annoying
the 'maximum security' lab was a joke
the soldiers were all a joke
the robot kids were extremely annoying throughout the whole series
it completely abuses of the audience's suspension of disbelief

I give it like a 3/10, and that's only because I somewhat enjoyed some of the alien creatures designs. I hope this crap never gets a second season.

>>214807883
What’s the budget again?
It’s crazy how more expensive streaming shows are now with fewer episodes

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>>214807327
If you think about it, we never even got a sequel to Prometheus.

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>>214803912
Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.

>>214808466
>It was honestly the worst inclusion in the Alien franchise that I've ever seen.
t- hasnt read the books or comics

this show was like mid tier so far in terms of the quality you would expect from the alien literature. My initial impression on the first few episodes was that it was a comic book sotry brought to life.

The only reason its not the worst season ending i have seen is that i watched game of thrones.

>>214808566
Westworld S1: $88M
Alien Earth: $250M

>>214808621
Indeed, the only alien comic I've seen was that Superman x Alien crossover. That one was nice, as far as I remember.
But this show sucked major ass, it was on par with shit like Obi Wan or Acolyte.

It was pretty lame. Nothing was resolved, not s single storyline.

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>>214808584
this actor...he is the most pathetic excuse for a man i have ever seen. i am fairly sure in real life he walks and talks and exudes such patheticness. most gay guys have more masculinity than this guy. he actually makes me physically ill, even more than fish face.

The Peter pan shit was so awful. Not only did you spell it out very plainly in the first episode but you then committed to it entirely. Like you said to the audience "remember Peter pan? Heh watch this". We then had to watch 7 more episodes exercising this Peter pan plot you were going for. All the while Hawley sits smug with another masterpiece of writing

>>214803912
How does this actress who's 29 somehow looks like she's on the brink of 40 in that screenshot?

>>214808792
It's almost like there is going to be another season.

>>214808715
Where even does it go? It all looks cheap

>>214804033
>>214803912
Are the writers unironically saying we should support the psychotic robot children ?

>>214809148
Stop watching so much AI porn.

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I'd rather rewatch Bottom than this shite

>>214809272
No, millennial and zoomer women just age like shit.

the plant was fucking gay and stupid

>>214809263
> The Real Monsters
No. Did you completely overlook the episode title? There are no good guys in this.

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>Eyeball couldn't find any suitable corpses in the base
>Instead slithered 6 hours away to the ocean to stumble upon a 2 day old corpse on the beach that's been eaten by crabs and gulls

>>214809552
We also didn't get to see Ocellus fight the crab for ownership of the corpse

>>214803912
Anon. It is time to wrap up this general. It wont be included in the alien hall of fame. In fact not avp tier even.

>>214809585
Eyeball alien and crab both realized they are allies against the Xenomorph menace so crab let her take the body.

>>214804288
Same

>>214808814
Is it cause your crush looks like him?
>>214808584
Is it cause you look like him? Jej :)

>>214803912
Wow, this show genuinely descended to the levels of "it's so bad it's so good"

What the fuck were they thinking with this show?

>>214809240
Set design, ironically.
You must admit the set looks amazing. They literally recreated half the sets of Alien, not fucking cheap.

>>214809552
You'd think it would find an animal to make its travel faster.
Also, they showed that the entire island is full of security guard corpses; you'd think they would be closer than the one corpse on the beach

>>214803912
Just a reminder that this show was written by nepobabies.
Every episode writer is also a producer with no real writing credits.

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>>214803912
No, it's good but I'm not that interested about the eye ayylien arc even if he's cute and smart

>>214804033
giwtwm

>>214809844
No wonder it's shit. Im just watching because of the British guy and Timothy Olyphant

>>214809795
There's like two fucking sets, how much money do you need. The Fallout show had $100M less budget than Alien and had a new location practically every episode
The Alien Earth people are just fucking incompetent

>>214809873
I've seen a chick like her irl, she seemed nice but a bitch too

>>214809585
Surely that's quick work for ChatGPT or whatever can make videos

>>214809873
The finale showed that it's dead set on keeping everyone alive so I don't care anymore. No consequences, no stakes, why bother

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>>214809279
Took me a while to recognise him. I rewatched bottom not that long ago, might rewatch the young ones instead.

>>214807002
this nigga so west african when he gets nigerian prince emails they're actually real

>>214804509
She’s right

>>214809844
hell of an expensive way to spoil the kids

>>214809751
no it's just so bad it's bad

>>214809964
They killed one of the kids and other main character

>>214808621
>t- hasnt read the books or comics
Why would you even bring that up? The comics are fan fiction tier and not at all relevant to the discussion of the moves or this shit tv show. Don't tell me you like that shit yautja lore from the Predator comics.

>>214803912
bunch of threads earlier in the day
the show shot its load by episode 2
its kaput

>>214803912
It's ok, nu /tv/ is like those edgy "everything sucks" tryhard kids

>>214809907
>There's like two fucking sets
Count how many sets episode 1 alone has, it has closer to 12, and many of them don't get used more than once per episode.
Like the ship sets were used in a total of 3 episodes

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>>214803912
>finale episode is called The Real Monsters
>girlboss rant
>xenomorph is now a pet

>>214810145
Don't you want to "upload" your consciousness to an android now?

Kirsh was the only good thing in the show

>>214803912
it was worse

>>214804509
so why the FUCK was she so sure she wasn't "food" (stupid fucking theme btw), when we saw the god damn flies eating the face of another synth. is she not only retarded but also has dementia?

>>214810350
It's like she forget that she was also nearly killed by the xeno alongside her brother

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They should've left the Synthbowl for the next season. It happened too fast.

>>214810350
they programmed her wrong, as a joke.

They really should have done 10 episodes and pace out the action with more dialogue. The show feels like it’s terrified of being seen as boring so none of its ideas get proper exploration or development. It’s like watching a decent show filtered through Kavalier’s adhd sperg brain.

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it should have been longer so there could have been an episode that came out the same week as Halloween and the female characters all go to a costume party. Maybe a xenomorph dresses like Marilyn Monroe and sings "Happy Birthday, Mister President"

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this really hit a nerve with a lot of you huh?

>>214811090
can't believe she just assumed our genders like that

>>214811160
to be fair
it's the easiest thing to assume in the world

>>214809220
No there isn't

>>214811276
why are your ideas so generic?

>>214804586
Aren't the sythns/androids made of plastic bags of soimilk?

Nibbling on Nibs' nips.

>>214811090
why does this piss chuds off?

>>214803912
we got no incest, we got bully core

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>>214803912
>>already no alien earth generals in the catalogue only after days of the final episode
>Damn.. was it that bad?
The shill campaign was over, I should have listened to anons here to never trust generals made by tripfags